So are they going to copy all the autocorrects on the interwebs? Really? Autocorrects on phones don’t even have anything to do with social networks. Failbook is a fail itself.
You sir! the Attrollney! You get all my internetz.
You sir! Andrew! If you don’t like Failbook please GTFO and stop contradicting yourself by commenting on a site that you dislike.
Ahhhh your soon to be internetz are belong to teh Attrollney now!!1one!!
You settle this between the two of you.
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Shaved pork is also known as pulled pork. Pretty much, its the tender part of pork pulled until its really thin and stringy. You make sandwiches outta em. Sonny’s is famous for them.
But she was saying how it’s his favourite dish, so when he says “I hope it’s your shaved pork” he means ‘the shaved pork she’s famous for’. At least I think that’s what it was…
I’m kinda thinking this is fake by the way the other person put “love mum” at the end of the text… I mean, surely the person would know it’s their mum?
Hot.
I love that your avatar is like the “good god, that’s good” face.
it’s probably his mother who uploaded this so this is less embarassing I guess. or wait..
Nice failbook… get it off damnyouautocorrect and splatter “failbook.com” on it. Classy.
^truth.
It’s still funny. : )
i saw it on Reddit. don’t you wish you could be like me?
…kinda…
i still don’t get it. what is there to do with any social network on there?
I saw that comment on Failbook. Quit stealing from other comments.
LMAO!!! LOL
By that you mean stupid? Then…no.
So are they going to copy all the autocorrects on the interwebs? Really? Autocorrects on phones don’t even have anything to do with social networks. Failbook is a fail itself.
That’s why it’s Failbook+.
You sir! the Attrollney! You get all my internetz.
You sir! Andrew! If you don’t like Failbook please GTFO and stop contradicting yourself by commenting on a site that you dislike.
Ahhhh your soon to be internetz are belong to teh Attrollney now!!1one!!
You settle this between the two of you.
For further information please do not hesitate to contact me.
Like a bawse
Second.
LMFAO omg that is hilarious
What is shaved pork?
Shaved pork is also known as pulled pork. Pretty much, its the tender part of pork pulled until its really thin and stringy. You make sandwiches outta em. Sonny’s is famous for them.
Forget pulled pork. Make scrapple!
pull my pork!!!
We have the exact same name IRL o.o
My guess is pork shavings, some disgusting by-products of other pork foods. I’ve never heard of “shaved pork” either.
pulled pork is the same as shaved pork…its a southern thing..
And it’s DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!
I’m making pulled pork as we speak. Can’t. Cook. Fast. Enough.
Memphis-style?
Just regular style for my first attempt.
(Nine hours of cooking, and then everyone mentions that they don’t like pulled pork. MORE FOR ME THEN!)
not a by-product. it’s what you get on a BBQ sandwich. why would the kid be excited for pork by-product?
you can pull my pork…
I definitely think its fake
fake as fok
I definitely agree with you. Fake. Fake and staged.
Real and candid!
False and homosexual!
Not true, and Sodomite!
But still amusing. I’d laugh it I saw it on a tv show.
me too, because of the “your” in the original message. “your shaved p*ssy” I understand, but “your shaved pork” doesn’t seem to make sense.
But she was saying how it’s his favourite dish, so when he says “I hope it’s your shaved pork” he means ‘the shaved pork she’s famous for’. At least I think that’s what it was…
This was on Damn you auto correct months ago! Not nearly as funny as half of them on there though, lol!
Indeed, old fail is old.
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D_____ u <— You mums face
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i meant pork* or did i?
It’s like brisket.
*biscuit
*Brisket
*biscut
*Britain
Britain sucks…
you play the game of trolls well
Avast Ye
HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU IT IS NOT A GAME?!
It’s not a game, it’s The Game.
RAEG*VAG
*VEG
*VAG+VEG
Great meal, ha ha…
And where did auto-correct get “shaved p***y” from? Could it be a term it’s seen used many times before by the young one?
fake.
Your sense of humor? Quite agreed.
He needs bleach…
BS Failbook might be funnier if the majority of these post were not fake.
Ha! I love pork too.
please credit Allie Brosh for this, she invented pork.
Sliced bread, too.
please credit Allie Brosh’s parents for this, they invented her name.
please credit Kuroro, he invented Allie Brosh
no, he inverted Allie Brosh.
*Envisioned
*enlightened
*Encapsulated
Staged and lame.
Fake and gay?
Bigger fail is failblog editing the “damnyouautocorrect.com” off the bottom and claiming it as their own.
nah, that’s YOUR fail. notice how that is the standard bar that’s on the bottom of EVERY failbook post?
Compare damnyouautocorrect to failblog. You’ll see how the bottom was cut off and stamped as failblog. Nice try though.
When did it make it onto damnyouautocorrect? I ask because this is actually a pretty old failbook posting, they just forgot the CLASSIC tag. Again.
Why would he write “your (!) shaved pork”?
Because she has her own recipe for it.
cos it’s her own recipe?
you want your moms what?
Haha! Now that’s funny.
fake, what auto-correct doesn’t know the word ‘pork’
Pork yuk.
Good grief, give the credit where it’s due, this is ripped straight off DYAC as people have said.
Allie Brosh should be credited for this as her work is under copyright laws and this is an infringement.
You should credit someone for that comment, because it has been ripped off of other posts on Failbook before.
^EPIC WIN
looks staged
*shaved
Is this stuff authentic? I’m having my doubts. I can’t see autocorrect changing “pork” to “p***y.” I call Bee Ess on this whole category.
can i fondle your genitalsimpossibledoh!
Simpsons did it.
south park did it too
It’s possible if pork was badly misspelled.
FREUD FREUD FREUD FREUD
What I wanna know is why she went silent. Disgust? Surprise? Not noticing? Or worse; excitement!! O_o
LOOOOOOL
THIS IS EXCELLENT HAHA
Shout out to Jillian Madison at damnyouautocorrect.com for having the most amazing web pages! Give credit where credit is due.
Yeah, also Allie Brosh should be credited as her work is under copyright and this is an infringement.
STOLEN
YEAH, ALLIE BROSH SHOULD BE CREDITED FOR THIS!
Hmm. This looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Oh, that’s right, on my website. Except it had my logo on it. Keep it classy, Failblog!
^Impostor?
You should contact your attorney. For reals. Totes serial n everything.
And le judge will be like: “So are we talking about your mom’s pu$$y, or did you make this post about someone else’s mom’s pu$$y? Who’s pu$$y was it?”
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE RELATIONAL INTEGRITY OF INNERNETZ! EVERY IMAGE HAS UNIQUE PRIMARY KEY VALUE! DUPLICATION IS NOT ALLOWS!
your fake
MY FAKE!?
I love lamp.
Auto correct is not your friend. This is why I ALWAYS turn it off.
I can totally see all these guys now, making sexual remarks to their mothers only to be able to see themselves published on this site…
Just standing up for the folks at DYAC. Whoever posted this here should have given them the proper credit. Just sayin…
Yeah, credit goes to Allie Brosh.
fake/fail
Extending a word by adding more consonants…
Poooork
Porkkkk
*Consenants
O isn’t a consonant.
K is.
they cut off the really awkward part when she replied “meet me in my room”
DYAC
LOL!! I <3 Autocorrect!!
I’m kinda thinking this is fake by the way the other person put “love mum” at the end of the text… I mean, surely the person would know it’s their mum?
I loveth thy mum.
If this is real, who posted it, the mom? Also, it wasn’t an autocorrect issue the kid typed in the wrong window. Surely we all know that.
No, we don’t know that.
And DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!
His mom cooked him a shaved cat?! that’s DISGUSTING!!!
people, settle down. he was sexting and sent it to the wrong person
*sexting with his mother and she changed the subject.
WTH is shaved pork?
ahhhh oedipus rex reference. funnyyyyy
Whats with failbook and the over a year old pics/facebook fails….Seriously, get some new content or don’t bother posting.