Here’s the best song about the most annoying things people do on Facebook you’ll hear today. Guaranteed.
[She says a couple grown-up words, so if that offends you, what the hell are you doing on the internet don't watch it.]
Madelaine, an Australian singer/songwriter, is too talented to only have 150 likes on her Facebook page. Let’s fix that.
UPDATE: You guys are rad! Madelaine now has nearly 4,000 likes, and the wall was festooned with “Saw you on Failbook” posts! Thank you, those of you who took the time to help maybe change someone’s life for the better. *hugs*
Considering the time difference between USA & Australia, the big jump from 150 to nearly 2,000 happened overnight for her. What a surprise that must have been Saturday morning!
via: tdw
Lemonade anyone?
Inb4 everyone except this guy ^
*spits a furball on this guy ^*
I have to admit, I lol’d.
Still not promoting a song about freakin facebook. Yawn. Or a movie. Or a poem… seriously.
Wut?
30 orders right here, please.
Um, wth? dOOche? I’m THIRSTY. Two pails of chicken legs and large pizza will do that to a guy. Please hurry.
hello, sailor!
Yes? You new here? *sweats profusely
I will send you my secretary…
I am WAITING!
I’d like some, thanks!
*hands cadi a glass with a golden beverage in it*
no gold rain for me, thanks.
Are you planning a lemon party?
Yes, I do! Wanna come?
Hai !!youse wassa missey’ed …hmmmm liemondes…………. ewww wattchin’es de jibblettes eattes issa eddukationnes innit shelff..
I’m the meat in a retard sandwich!
Hai !!youse wassa missey’ed …hmmmm liemondes…………. ewww wattchin’es de jibblettes eattes issa eddukationnes innit shelff….:- (
I’d add her, but I’m almost 40…
C’mon, mate, it’s all about attitude! Chin up, trousers on, let’s give it a go, old chap!
*a
wildgallant, amiable Prince appears*How you doin’? Need someone to show you around? *sexy grin*
She sings waaaaaaaay too fast.
At least she put up the lyrics right on the screen.
if it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t have understood a word O.o
reminds me of an old MST3K where they kept saying “I’m soooo Australian.”
:O
Someone else watches MST3K?
I love it.
: D
I wonder what else she does fast.
Hey, now… I was only thirty-nine when I added her!
that was awful, 38 seconds in and i turned that crap off. without the captions i wouldn’t have understood a word she said.
Troll.
L2enjoy music.
It was nice, but a song like that is important with the lyrics, without them and it’s nothing.
“Freinds” @ 0:30
Uhh, I don’t think her language is out of line. She’s 21.
Somebody’s a tad bitter
Somebody’s a bad titter.
Bomesody’a s tittad ber.
eraoiku;hwrguirwe
Somebody’s a bit tadder.
that was awful, no wonder she has only 150 likes
agreed. this was not worthy of the wall… i will not be liking it or her.
agreed
hm…cool but i still prefer this one
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA
Meh. Australians are cool, she passes.
i’ve never called a woman a douchebag before… but her profile pic looks very much like a portable container of feminine hygeine.
*douchebaguette, and I concur.
just checked it out, and yeah, you’re both very right.
She sounded British to me, and I’m Australian O_o
She didn’t sound British or Australian to me (I’m an Aussie too). I came to the comments to see if anyone recognised the accent.
She didn’t sound Aussie to me either, and I’m Aussie. Seems like all people are doing are bawwing about her singing too fast.
Then again, not much of an accent is better than a horribly faked one… GERDAAAY MAAAYTE anyone?
She’s doing that Sarah Blasko thing, where you pronounce words weirdly, esp ‘girls’, ‘themselves’, but yeah, her accent’s all over the place.
She didn’t sound British to me, she can’t pronounce “status” correctly.
tough crowd, tough crowd
Relatively speaking.
expecting sh!teness but it was actually alright
Sorry, but that was just awful. Tuneless babbling from a lonely, bitter girl. Woo. Hoo.
That was awful. She seems like she complains about everyone she’s ever met on facebook. Why does she have a facebook page then?
Because it’s popular to go against the crowd without letting on that you’re really part of the larger crowd. Bashing norms is a norm in itself. Also racecar is racecar backwards.
The site administrators think this is a talented singer/songwriter. I feel concerned about the trollrific implications of Failbookers visiting her page and sharing their feelings about her work on her FB.
Agreed.
*concerned emoticon goes here
It looks like she thinks she’s being clever but it really was crap.
Talented at what, exactly?
The singing was horrible and the guitar seemed pretty basic and repetitive.
Talented? No. Self-righteous and arrogant? Yes.
Don’t forget smug.
Meh.
Not impressed.
She’s cute and all but “Meh”.
Madelaine Zammit – Friends (483)
Ah huh.
Who DOESN’T watch MST3K?
The reason why this site likes her is because she is banging one of the admins
That’s a dude, right?
Wow – now up to 1316 likes. The power of Failblog!
And she looks like a horse.
LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN HEAD!! What’s that weigh, 30lbs!?
LOL right?? She’s got a big ol’ melon on her. Talking about how other people on FB are ugly when she’s got a 30 lb head on a 20 lb body.
She should’ve
1. rapped,
2. autotuned,
3. had more space between words by
- a. lengthening the song or
- b. deleting words,
4. taken (more) singing lessons, AND/OR
5. ???
6. Profit!
This one was better, though still not great:
youtubeREPLACETHISWITHAPERIODcom/watch?v=c-Olgk5u2Bg
I love YoutubeREPLACETHISWITHAPERIODcom.
What.Are.You.Talking.About?!!! Autotune????? Are you kidding me??? Is that what the world is coming to when some horrible digital effect replaces the natural human voice? Please stick to your Keisha cd’s and do not comment on anything else as long as you live or as long as there is an internets, or whichever comes first.
*coming, to
*Ke$ha
*CD’s
*Please,
*do not comment on anything else as long as you live or as long as there is an internetz, whichever comes first.
Forget the first one, it’s still wrong lol.
Considering the song’s current standing, yes, autotune.
P.S. Ke$ha $ucks. And who the heck uses CDs anymore?!?
P.P.S. I seem to find myself in opposition with pentagons more than anything else. Weird.
“…who the heck used CDs anymore?!?”
Me. Problem?
If you use them solely for music,
yesmaybe….GodZammit what is that accent?!?!?
It kinda sounds South African to me…
More talent than 99.99% of all Americans. Yes, I am American but our country is FULL of whiny, self indulgent youths that have an entitlement syndrome and no pressure whatsoever to become educated. None of us can spell anymore, we suck at math, are clueless at geography and are basically absorbed in our own image so bad that we are pwnd by nearly every other country.
I DON NO WAT U SAD BUTT I KAN TEL UR BN M33N N HATFUL 2 VRY1 IS U R Y A WORD IS A AFUL PLAS 2 LIV AL DA HAT GO WAY SUM WAR GO NOWW JUS GO!!!1!
Do you speak english? It sounds kinda like this. I believe you would be an example of what Dover is talking about.
*would of
YES I SP333K NGISH DO U IF U DID U CUD R33D BUTT U KATN NIC TRI GO B M33N SUMER ELS BY
Obviously, I can read it in order to reply, but frankly it gives me a headache. And If you meant reading in general, I read about six levels above where I have to be. I’m not mean, I’m a realist.
You really think a real person would speak like that. Very obviously a troll.
Have you seen the internet lately? The number of people typing in a similar style is growing dramaticly. You can’t call jusinbeber a troll just because it types that way.
Don’t feed the troll, dude.
Can you just die already or is that too much to ask? You’re not even a cool troll like Drongo on Failblog, you just plain suck ass.
*self-indulgent
*who have
*[lacking parallelism; suggestion: "We can't spell anymore, suck at...."]
Uh… no, this is crap. She’s just b*tching to a couple chords. The accent and smugness give her the illusion of being clever.
yo, she wrote this in 3 days. if that aint talent then tell me what is. maddy was just bored and as many people do posted this on facebook. this song is what people can relate to. for gods sake people let people have fun! hahah haterz gon hate.
hooooooly she wasted three whole days coming up with this?
If “maddy was just bored,” she wouldn’t need to push herself to finish it in 3 days. The least she could do is put a tune to the words.
If someone sings “I don’t want to be judgemental, but…” usually means the following words are very judgemental.
The guitar playing and the text are very random, but she is only 21, so that’s excused. When I was that age, I too was convinced I made clever and good music.
LOL at your last sentence.
*m0derated laughing emoticon goes here
Compare that to Mozart in his teens and see why we are unimpressed.
Really? Its just finger picking and actually some jarring chord progression at times (i.e. 1:25). At best just a mediocre song as songs go.
what a cute girl
But I do like the way she says, ‘diet’. So there’s that,…
It also would help if she wasn’t absolutely terrible, nd if she could write English correctly in her lyrics. More people would probably take her seriously
Not impressed… all I could think was “meh.” I won’t be liking her page. K? Thanks.
Boring. Good god, so boring.
Crap, was I supposed to listen or something? I just thought she was hot in a disaffected, probable slut sort of way.
Hip chick is hypocritical.
So, why so moderate-y?
I can never understand what’s going on in the comment section here.
Noone can.
That’s because you are semi-normal and don’t drink a lot of bleach. Don’t worry. *swigs bleach BLLLLALRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
Her accent is Maltese-Australian, she’s half Maltese.
Worst. Song. Ever.
What the… So, you would rather listen to Rebecca Black? Just… wow.
I would….
ó_ò Jibble has a scared.
Not only would I rather listen to RB, I’d rather bang RB too! This girl is unappealing in every sense of the word.
Is it just me or does this song suck a lot?
Whiny, and jarringly fast to the point that I would not be able to understand it without the captions. I won’t be liking her, sorry!
Her lyrics were kind of easy to relate to but her singing was too fast and so terrible. It’s people like her that make me feel like $#!+ to be Australian…
I listened to about 5 seconds of the song and realized it’s crap. Just thought I’d post that for your benefit.
That makes 204 of us (and counting)….
Yeahhhhhh.
I thought her song kinda sucked.
For a ll of you that hate her song [not me, I love it], Isn’t it still better than Friday?
No.
What the hell accent is that? Thats not aussie – I’m aussie, and we don’t sound like that!
Cool song tho
When people sing, they actually change their accent a little to accommodate a more universal sounding singing voice, which is actually close to a Mid-West American accent.
Jeez, how is it possible to talk/sing so fast without choking on your own tongue? I can’t understand a single word.
that was fantastic perfect facebook song
Update: It’s over 9,000!
Was the song a one off or does she do others and if so is there somewhere to see them without flying off to Oz?
Wow! Her teeth are amazing for a Limey.
and you’re an idiot.
Didn’t she say that she didn’t like random adds in her song? So lets all randomly add her. Lets do exactly that. Perfect.
I liked it. I thought her accent, whatever the hell it was, was cute. And even though she didn’t have the best control you could tell she had singing potential. Lyrics were clever.
In the video she bashes attention seekers… well why was this video made? For fun… and for people to watch… meaning she wanted… attention?? o.o
Oh my gosh! She has my last name. Zammit is so uncommon in the states. Hardly ever here it. She has to be part maltese then. I’m sure no one cares but I got excited XD