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Marine finds long-lost brother via Facebook’s facial recognition

Last week, we told you about the potential dangers of Facebook’s new auto-tagging facial recognition feature. Apparently, its powers can be used for good, too!

U.S. Marine Corps Maj. Charles Carte said he has spent the last several years looking for his half-brother, a child his dad fathered while stationed in the Philippines during the Vietnam War.

After uploading an old photo of their papa, Carte’s sister got a strange friend suggestion – someone who uploaded a picture that appeared to be their father.

According to 10News, “Carte believes Facebook matched a picture of his father from 1965 to a picture showing Carte as a boy with his father in 1972.

“It had to be this. There’s no other way around it,” said Carte. “We didn’t have any mutual friends.”

Dad hasn’t seen his son in 45 years.

Their contact has been online only for the time being, but Carte is excited to learn more about his brother, and they plan to speak over the phone soon.

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  1. LOL says:

    inb4LOL

  2. cebuspoop says:

    One day science will achieve the ultimate goal: turning a man into a chicken!

  3. cebuspoop says:

    We were at the beach.
    Everybody had matching towels.
    Somebody went under a dock.
    And there they saw a rock.
    It wasn’t a rock…

  4. Llama says:

    Very nice story.

  5. Jaffa says:

    This is so fun.

  6. Idontgetit says:

    Why is this funny? dumb yes funny no

  7. Mikey says:

    Hmm…all may not be so wonderful… “When 10News contacted Facebook about Carte’s story, the company insisted that its facial recognition technology is not used to suggest new friends.
    “Facebook’s face recognition technology is only used to suggest friends for photo tagging, not to suggest new friends,” said Kyla Keefe who works for The OutCast Agency, a public relations firm that represents Facebook.”

    I call shenanigans.

  8. jUSTIN cASE - Pr0secutor of teh Internetz says:

    inb4shopped

  9. roflpies says:

    COOL STORY BRO

    • Rich Mahogany says:

      STOOL BORY CRO

      • dragonfree says:

        FOOL MORY TRO

        • JoshEatCake says:

          c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

          • jUSTIN cASE - Pr0secutor of teh Internetz says:

            [Nerd voice] Technically, this was just a c-combo breaker. You see, the number of c’s count the number of combos, and obviously the first one doesn’t count. The f’rst one would be a one hit wonder, not a combo. All the comments after the f’rst one are used to count the amount of combo, so this would technically be a c-combo breaker.
            As a matter effect, the c-c-c-chain in a c-c-c-combo breaker resembles the chain of carbon atoms in a hydrocarbon. The carbon atoms are not really lined up in a straight line though, that is just for visualisation purposes. Double bonds, like in alkenes, can also be visualised this way: c=c-c=c=c-c=combo breaker.
            In nature, a carbon atom almost never binds, not even loosely, to an ombo. [/Nerd voice]

            • jUSTIN cASE - Pr0secutor of teh Internetz says:

              [nerd voice] Oops, I borked the comments. Please have fun while you wait for the gmods to repair your favourite comment section.[/nerd voice]

            • deepintheheart says:

              Ooh, double carbon bonds. I love it when you talk nerdy to me.
              *fans self*
              Saturate me with your nerdy goodness. What do you say you and I go back to my place and form some covalent bonds?

              • jUSTIN cASE - Pr0secutor of teh Internetz says:

                Covalent bonding aye? I sure like your electronegativity enough to share my fundamental particles with you, albeit loosely…

  10. ejap says:

    Nice job blurring the kid’s face… You can now almost NOT recognise him!

  11. Herpderp says:

    The kid on the right looks retarded…

  12. Jessica says:

    I like turtles.

  13. lisabrnj says:

    wow

  14. itsmeagain says:

    why is this on failblog?

  15. JP says:

    The dad was hooooot


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