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It looks like it was made in 2002. Amazing.
I get all of them except the emo/eyeliner/black nail polish one. How is that 12 year old girl on the left deserving of any more respect than the one on the right?
^
*^proof
I believe that is the lead singer of the band ’30 Seconds to Mars’ in which case this person has filled halls with fans and admirers…how about you?
*filled halls with EMOs and ForeverAlones
Just kidding! I don’t know who the hell that person is. I just listen to Justin Bieber all day in my mom’s basement eating tacos and fried chicken.
*sweats profusely
youtube -> /watch?v=Zcps2fJKuAI
I do believe that is Jared Leto in the picture, but 30STM has kinda gotten past having emo as their only fanbase. The guy still changes his hair on like, a daily basis.
Side note, Jared Leto is also an actor and played a part in the movie Fight Club. He’s the blond guy who gets his face beaten in.
Is there someone in Fight Club who *doesn’t* get their face beaten in? I played Meatloaf by the way. I had to slim down for the role.
(Now I’ve gotta watch that movie this weekend. Will watch for this Leto dude.)
huh, and he was also in Requiem for a Dream, another of my favorite movies. can i still make fun of him for looking like an emodoosh?
idk, he is in a band, and last i checked, he was gay. somehow making fun of him with those considered seems politically incorrect.
go for it! xD
OK, I’ll go: I don’t care if he’s actually a mountain climbing lumberjack who can bench press four Toyota Prius’ (100 lbs a piece, right?), he looks like an emodoosh.
Also, you can wear a book, as a hat. You can do the same thing with newspaper, but you have to fold it first.
WHAT DID I SAY THAT TICKED OFF MODERATION!?!?!??!
I am Lawrence of Ruskie-Land.
Something about selling your armpit hairs.
I’m here
“feerst” will get moderated in any context
Wasnt he the gay lover of Alexander in… wait for it… Alexander? Hehe “in Alexander”…
Politically incorrect? Yeah, because we can’t make fun of anyone who might belong to a “protected group” even if we are not making fun of the person’s membership in said group.
I swear, people like you should be taken out back and shot in the back of the head for destroying America.
marswithrings wasn’t being a proponent for PC. That’s why he/she/it said “go for it! XD.”
Want a fat roll? I’ve got a big supply, but they are in pretty high demand.
It is a great movie. The doctors just told me to never watch it again when they removed the bandages from my wrists.
The chick who sleep with the main character doesn’t get beaten up.
She gets hit with a broom off-camera.
I’m not joking, she really does.
===[The more you know]=====★
FINALLY A LEGIT JOKE FROM LAWRENCE!
Dan, I’ve had enough of your shenanigans. Will you just be wrong for once?
it’s Helena Bonham Carter, she always looks like she’s just lost a fight with a bionic wolverine
let us not forget he also played one of the main characters in Requiem for a Dream a very good movie.
I could probably only fill a small assembly hall, or perhaps a large conference room – http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dan-of-Failbook/227146063967875
OHAI NAD U LUK GUD 2DA TIHI LOL OMG I DON WAR BCLAK CUZ JUSIN WUDN LIK ITS I THIK U WUD LIK M3 E> LOL!! N I DON GIT TIS POS KAN NY1 3SPLAN IT 2 M3!
cant tell if trolling or just stupid
YES
Ahhhh I get it now. Slow me.
Both, obviously.
Public school system hard at work here.
its pretty obvious. But then again you’re Dan. I didn’t make you to smart or funny
It’s too you idiot. But I agree. Dan isn’t smart or funny
*Headdesk*
^Amen^
**fapalm*
*Faithpalm
*Napalm
….and neither are you.
Jared Leto is 12 now? Last time I checked he was 39, but that’s close enough… right? Haha, Jared is actually quite the talented actor and musician. I prefer him as an actor if I’m honest though. Plus he’s sexy (in my personal opinon of course, and I find him more attractive now than in this picture).
stfu.
You’re right, I’m sorry, I forgot this was a troll only site now.
You cannot just say that about Jared Leto. He’s awesome!
umm dude the guy on the right is actually my bestfriends ex boyfriend
Is Rebecca Black a time traveler then? O_o
Is she not?
IT’S ALWAYS SEVEN A.M.
YESSSSSSSSSS! (and yes, that’s meant to be vocalized with the Napolean Dynamite voice)
*Light wheezing through nose*
Idiot!
We need to get Dan some chapstick. Judging by his avatar being the way it is for so long, his lips must hurt real bad!
But, does he have any lips to apply it to?
Better get yourself some eyedrops while you’re at it.
Wow, facebook wasn’t even made in 2002!
Your name sums up Oatmeal’s comment.
Only the last half of your name sums up your comment.
And you’re also a douchebag.
u mad?
He mad.
*SHE
You missed a call. It was Rule 30. He said hi.
*IT
*no comments*
but the cat one is good!
Just imagine… if my avatar is just the facebook/failbook version of me… and IRL is worse…
but we love your avatar. So the IRL would be even better!!!
My avatar is awesome, therefore my body is only a head!
My avatar is an eye, therefore my body is only a head!
Does that mean you can’t…
Yes.
Yes it does.
Yes, I can use my “head” (serious ZING! right there)
ZING!Of course he can. It’s simply a matter of what with. Haven’t you seen “Reanimator?”
No. But I like it with the tongue, if that’s what you mean.
Yes, but in the movie the head’s disembodied. Simultaneously creepy and hilarious.
My tongue can be very efficient…
I hope your gf appreciates it : P
She does… a lot.
Give me a call when you guys break up, k?
I personnally appreciate giving as much as she does receiving. It’s awesome!
NOw you’re making me wet. Please stop it.
@sweetcadi: But that’s the whole point!!!
This conversation is……………………………..wow……………………………………
Skyman…what have you started here??
And the world’s sociologists wonder why teen pregnancy rates are soaring.
At this rate, we’re gonna need a lot more diesel. Dan may or may not have to quit smoking too, but that remains to be seen.
Dan, they’re talking about tongues.
Presidon’t, SHE STARTED IT! (maybe saying “only a head” sparked her id)
Dan, Sociologists already found the reason why teen pregnancy rates are soaring.
You.
No no, I’m just joking. I do understand that this is quite a conundrum that the sociologists have yet to solve.
Actually, teen pregnancies have gone down-they’re just getting more publicity. Weird.
is that your dad?
IRL you are Oprah. don’t try to deny it.
Flattery will get you nowhere with me, monkeypoo!
One day, Cebuspoop got nowhere with Jibble, when suddenly… the end.
^proof
Can’t. The proof is a lie, even though it’s true (prove that it isn’t!)
^BS proof
Skyman, I’m sorry to say this, but you can’t make a meme. I would suggest you stop hoping this will become a big thing. I mean, it just might, weird stuff gets turned into memes all over the internet, but chances are it won’t.
If you are TL;DRing right now:
You can’t create a meme, don’t try to.
I never TL;DR. I might TD;DC, but NEVER TL;DR.
Memes aren’t always created by just saying something really funny once. Sometimes they have to take a while to stick. Like “because robots”. In case you haven’t noticed, though it isn’t technically a meme since I don’t think it’s left this site yet, I kinda spammed it when Dan first said it, seeing its potential. But now it has stuck. Unless you really want to argue that Dan saying it once was all it took, I’m going to say that BOTH because I tried to keep it going and because Dan made it so funny, it stuck. So I’m not giving up. Someday, it could be possible that All of Meme Base Are Belong To Me. Why stop trying when there’s so much potential?
I never TL;DR. I might TD;DC, but NEVER TL;DR.
Memes aren’t always created by just saying something really funny once. Sometimes they have to take a while to stick. Like “because robots”. In case you haven’t noticed, though it isn’t technically a meme since I don’t think it’s left this site yet, I kinda spammed it when Dan f!rst said it, seeing its potential. But now it has stuck. Unless you really want to argue that Dan saying it once was all it took, I’m going to say that BOTH because I tried to keep it going and because Dan made it so funny, it stuck. So I’m not giving up. Someday, it could be possible that All of Meme Base Are Belong To Me. Why stop trying when there’s so much potential?
Overtrying to create a meme is one of the many things that will kill it. Memes thrive off of the people, and if one person, the potential starter or catalyst, overuses it, then it may seem undesirable by the people (If you’re wondering why it would be undesirable, it’s because regular human nature dictates that if someone overuses something, in a society where overuse goes against the rules or etiquette, you should at least consider the other possibilities besides following said overuser.). Memes are delicate things that have to start out perffectly to continue to survive, and many things can destroy a meme, overuse being one of them.
Holy Russian pirate shít! Lawerence is having a moment of lucidity.
^proof
Best failbook post of 2011. Jibble approves and gives it a full 10 Fat Roll Points. Carry on!
Approved, you can now give the points.
Hmm… Yeah, I can’t really give them to a gif file. Do you want some? With or sans hair?
without would be fine
I’ll start you with two.
*Slices off greasy shaved slab
Enjoy. *sweats profusely
*Enjoys*
*sans, you sans-cerveau
Merci! ^.^
*have
this goes back to what i said a few posts ago…every man on the internetz has a 10 inch dong and every woman is a supermodel. too bad that’s not the case for either one.
stop saying that! I’m not cutting it in half!
your supermodel?
He NEVER shares >:[
You never share Lola!
I bet he would share Lola with me.
*wink wink*
(May I also say, if it pleases the lovely Lola. I do not mean to overstep there. I let my girl-crush get away with me for a second.)
of course….i am posting on failbook, right?! i mean, isn’t that where bi women with huge t!ts go to find other fun-loving adults?!
*bi polarbears with huge t!ts
*huge bi polar bears with t!ts AKA Jibble
Why? Do -you- have huge t!ts?
WHY WOULDN’T HE?
i am a chick.
i am going to be honest….yes, they are incredibly huge. almost comically so. that’s why i am bi….i can’t contain these to just one demographic. they must be shared with everyone. ha.
A NOBLE PURSUIT
I thank you on behalf of humanity.
you shouldn’t have to cut it in half for people to accept you. just do a couple of home movies for redtube….you should have a lot of fans.
Good, I don’t want a ten incher anyway.
What was wrong with the asian chick? She was kinda cute…I’d hit it
they might have been referring to the “o” face and then the almost derpy look. i don’t know. i have a thing for asian chicks and redheads…and b00bs.
I have a thing for a pool filled with tacos.
I just like eating tacos
I have a thing!
i see what u did thar… wait – O.o
NO I DON’T! NO! NO ARAHGA;GAKGHLAKGJLAJAARGGHHH
*scarred
*cigarette*
I see what you did there
I see that Dan did you there.
*post-masturbation cigarette*
If only cigarette was spelled sigarette, because then that could be abbreviated as PMS!
It could work, because the brand of the cigarettes is Smart Export. ^^
mmmmmm…. tacos…. (v)(v)(v)
fur tacos?
NO BLEACH TACOS!
It’s the same girl in both pictures.
It’s from an old demotivational poster. It’s been cropped significantly; in the original, the photo on the left includes a great deal more boobage, and looking upward at her face, she looks considerably more attractive than the photo on the right. The text was something pithy about “perspective.” Quite amusing.
Care for some popcorn? It’s fresh…
Nah, we’ve got a pool full of sweat-covered tacos. Thanks though!
Cropped or not – the Asian woman is still hot.
Both of those asian girls are from a Kevjumba video. The videos were about the same thing that the gif is about; how nothing in real life is as good as on the internet.
Hetfield == autofail
*Cebuspoop
Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin…. into the future……
We have to go back marty! Back to the future!
needs more pause button.
I NO CAN HAS TWIX THOUGHS!
YOU CAN NO HAS TWIX UNTIL I'M FINISHED WITH THEM!At least I have pictures, with me in them(non photoshopped), of all the mountains, trails, tundra, and places I’ve walked and visited in. Though, yeh, some people are pretty big phonies for fame.
Showoff!
Okaaaaaaaay, but do you have a picture of your ark with all the paired up animals in it?
I like to put the lemurs in little dresses and have pretend marriages.
How about the emus?
EMUS CANNOT GET MARRIED
WHAT?!?!!? WE MUST GET RIGHTS FOR THESE CITIZENS! THEY HAVE ALL THE RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO BE MARRIED!
tl;dr
too long; didn’t what exactly?
Roll balls
radiate.
Rofl.
I love this solely because it has Hayley Williams in it <3
*Robin
I’m cooler in RL than on facebook. U mad?
u jelly?
Problem?
multiple trolls on one thread. better drink my own piss.
this post keeps coming on top
I’m so excited that we’re gonna finally meet! \(◕ ◡ ◕\).
Why do I not hear about this stuff, Sweet?
‘Cause you’re only an eye… you should’ve see that coming!
*sweetcadi
It does! Everytime I think a new one as come up, I get this same one… Love how they represent the douchebag, though!
Thats what she said!
That’s right. Sweet’s a girl. WHAT YOU SAYIN’ ABOUT WHAT SHE BE SAYIN’
Beat me to it!
*slain*
*puts horcruxes into Dan’s body; Nad emerges out of bushes and steals them*
⊙﹏⊙
That’s what she saíd!
Who is the musican next to rebecca?
That’d be Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore.
fapfapfapfap
I think it is Hayley Williams.
Cosas aleatorias en español.
В советской России случайных вещей делаете вы… Подождите, что?
I have no idea.
I am Austrian and what’s an idea?
Gracias mi querida cabra, deseo lo mejor en tu blanca y corta vida
WOOOOOO HAYLEY WILLIAMS FTW!!!!! <3
This is very true, i’m actually really boring in real life
Not me. I’m a damn rockstar or something.
Actually, at this point, the little girl probably has more street cred than Ice Cube.
I’m pretty sure the picture of the fat guy on the skateboard is me…
:’(
Question, how do you actually post a status to this site. How do you pull the status from the Facebook page
Please be a troll.
Awww but I love Tosh.0…
The Google jokes thing is so not true. He makes references to all sorts of things that I would have never thought of (that’s coming from me and my All-Seeing Third Eye!)…………………………………
I BELIEVE YOU ARE LEAKING END-SENTENCES THERE.
YOU AREN’T HELPING BY JUST YELLING AT ME INSTEAD OF ENDING IT!
…………………………………*lights match*
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
Y U EXPLODE FAILBOOK?!??!?!
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-No, I’ll have to agree with you on this one.
Finally.
*celebration dance*
I think you misunderstood that, I did too at first.
It’s saying that someone sees themselves as being just like Daniel Tosh when IRL all the jokes they tell are already all over the internet. It’s a burn to… I guess everyone, rather than Daniel Tosh.
This is so gray.
I kinda thought it was reddish..
You’re both wrong…it blew.
Hayley William’s hair was.
Hey, don’t make fun of Lil Chuckee, he’s awesome.
not sure if id wanna be any of those facebook versions either
Hello? *pokes Failbook with a stick*
HELLO??!!Did it died?!
We need moar fails pl0x!!!
kthxbai
So in the singing category you go from being a crappy singer to an even crappier singer. That’s lame.
I don’t have a Facebook. Whoever made this is an idiot.
*should of
Really?
I know one of these girls personally. The real fail is you diet-obsessed wankers that think there’s something wrong with a woman with curves. Failbook fail.
You’re fat.
[/wildguess]
Haylee Williams to Rebecca Black? That is a compraison I can not FATHOM.
And I am quite intelectualy gifted.
umm..wow ok this is really weird. on the emo one the picture of the guy in the real you i go to school with him. hes my best friends ex boyfriend
>implying I wouldn’t bone Pearchan.
LOL my favorite was Hayley Williams/ Rebecca Black. Paramore is amazing!!!
Yes, that’s Jared Leto, and I about died when they put him in. He sings in 30 Seconds to Mars, they have a fanbase of more than emo (they have rockers and others) and I doubt you can classify many middle-aged people as “emo.” I went to one concert and was the youngest person there at fourteen years old.
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.