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  1. Indubitable says:

    I have to go BACK TO THE FUTURE.

  2. Cait says:

    In my opinion, you are thinking too small here. I would go one step further and convince him that he is his own father.

  3. reecesk8 says:

    He stole this from sickipedia anyhow.

    • Jibble says:

      Woah, like he picked up and secretly stuffed in his drawers and ran off with it? It’s… like… not even there anymore?!?

      ONOES!

      • teh bo J.j.j.janglezzzz says:

        I concur jibjib. I can’t believe that someone would actually have seen something on the internet in two diff places…..just crazy I say…..

        • Jibble says:

          teh bojJJjj.>j.jjinglez! I missed you! I know you’ve been lurking and gurgling, just haven’t chugged any with you in awhile. BLEACH ALL AROUND!

          • POG says:

            GAYGROUPHUG+BLEACH!!!!

          • cebuspoop says:

            i missed his sparkly pants.

          • The_Dude_that_failed - Chief waste management officer of teh internetz says:

            Hurray! I got a six-pack of bleach I didn’t know what to do with! Drink up, y’all!

            • Dan says:

              I’ve got a six pack I don’t know what to do with. Hmm… Maybe I’ll scrub some clothes on it…

            • Skyman724 says:

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              • The_Dude_that_failed - Chief waste management officer of teh internetz says:

                -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU mad?

  4. lololol I HATE YOU :) says:

    wut. xD

  5. Not far enough says:

    Go big or go home man. It’s his deceased brother who died a year before he was born. Throughout his life he should be told over and over again that everything he does is JUST LIKE HOS BROTHER USED TO. Eventually he will take be compared to his “brother” all his life, and the likeness of the picture so similar to his to mean he was reincarnated at the “perfect son”. He will become bitter, resentful, and probably start to go a little crazy over the whole thing. We swing it the right way, and we maybe able to turn him into a psychopathic killer. Whoot! First on the list, whoever hung that damn picture up!

    • POG says:

      I looked at your comment as a whole, made up my mind and said to myself: Nah, I’ll pass on this one.

      • sweetcadi says:

        I read his comment and though “He needs a therapist”

        • Dan says:

          I read this comment and thought; “That little sun should finish his freaking chocolate bar. It’s like he’s taunting me with it. Smug git.”

        • biggalicious says:

          I examined the comment, assessed both of your replies, and decided that I would post something meaningless.

          • KrissRoxx - Vice Presidon't of teh Internetz says:

            I saw all the text and thought… tl;dr

            • I love Drongo says:

              Sweetcadi makes me wet

              • Skyman724 says:

                GTZO! SHE’S MINE!

                • Don'tReadThis says:

                  Sad.

                • Lawerence of Russia says:

                  Why would you deprive the community of SweetCadi?

                  • Lawerence of Russia says:

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              • sweetcadi says:

                I make myself wet…

            • Dan says:

              I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.

              All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

        • Cait says:

          Funny, I read it and thought he needed a high-school education. Go figure…

  6. Jazan says:

    Now thats what i call advanced trolling!!!

    And its a pretty good idea actually! HAHAHAHA

  7. reply says:

    Wait until the kids grew a few years, he still won’t remember it, but it’ll be more accurate.

  8. butterfly says:

    Im going with IDENTITY CRISIS FAIL if he grew up to look nothing like the picture!

  9. cebuspoop says:

    better idea- lock the newborn in a box, let him out in 16 years, then take a pic. and post on FB.

  10. herp says:

    Copy pasta

  11. Bhui says:

    If I were him, I’d add a scar to that picture that he allegedly acquired while learning to ride a bicycle. And then make sure he does get one just like that.

    • Dan says:

      I’d secretly replace the picture with one very slightly uglier whenever he was naughty, like a Dorian Gray sort of thing.

  12. DrP says:

    Trolldad 2.0

  13. polar panda says:

    just be sure to get him a delorean for his sweet 16

  14. Bromotrifluoromethane says:

    Poor kid will grow up thinking his name is Calvin Klein.

  15. Ohnij says:

    But I never got to see what I am in 10 years! I’m still waiting for a PIN number to be sent in text to my cell phone… :/

  16. Mr T-shirt says:

    Maybe time travelling will be possible 16 years in the future

  17. Mitch says:

    BEST. PARENT. TROLL. EVER!

  18. No says:

    I remember this from somewhere else

  19. Amelia says:

    Nice! I saw it in a dream, Bart Simpson was the baby.

  20. cheat says:

    That is so old, he copied it from someone else. Troll fail.

  21. cjojojo says:

    saw this on highdeas a year ago…hell i even posted it as a status…

    failbook fail…

  22. papa stryfe says:

    the large hadron collider ain’t got nothin on this

  23. Terion says:

    I can’t believe nobody pointed out that trolldad would have to say, when asked about the picture, that he WILL BECOME a time traveller. Because the fictional time travel is of course in the child’s future. Seriously people, messing with causality is no reason to forgo grammar.

  24. matt says:

    thats a joke stolen off sickipedia :/

  25. Leland says:

    anyone else think it’s really lame to like your own status after you copied it?

  26. vlad300 says:

    Well i guees you have to take your time


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