NO, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE PAST. Which happens to be the past to the future and the future to the past, and the past is but only the past past to the future, and to the past the future, including the present, is the future of the future, also known as the presetnt.
Go big or go home man. It’s his deceased brother who died a year before he was born. Throughout his life he should be told over and over again that everything he does is JUST LIKE HOS BROTHER USED TO. Eventually he will take be compared to his “brother” all his life, and the likeness of the picture so similar to his to mean he was reincarnated at the “perfect son”. He will become bitter, resentful, and probably start to go a little crazy over the whole thing. We swing it the right way, and we maybe able to turn him into a psychopathic killer. Whoot! First on the list, whoever hung that damn picture up!
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
If I were him, I’d add a scar to that picture that he allegedly acquired while learning to ride a bicycle. And then make sure he does get one just like that.
I can’t believe nobody pointed out that trolldad would have to say, when asked about the picture, that he WILL BECOME a time traveller. Because the fictional time travel is of course in the child’s future. Seriously people, messing with causality is no reason to forgo grammar.
I have to go BACK TO THE FUTURE.
NO, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE PAST. Which happens to be the past to the future and the future to the past, and the past is but only the past past to the future, and to the past the future, including the present, is the future of the future, also known as the presetnt.
Prese-TNT?
Prese-BOOM!
Are you suggesting the pres is about to go boom?
Better watch out for Homeland Security …
the presetnt of the united states?
I’ve been to the future, it’s not all that great.
In my opinion, you are thinking too small here. I would go one step further and convince him that he is his own father.
Paradox time!
Just like Stewie creating the universe!
If only I could FIND THE VIDEO…………………
GO FAMILY GUY!
HULU
Easily disproven by citing the ontological paradox.
Which any child knows/understands.
dude.. that is so wrong on so many levels.
Why?
████░░████░░████░░░███░░░██░░░█░░████░░████
██░░█░██░░░██░░░░░██░██░░██░░░█░██░░░░░██░░
████░░███░░██░░░░░█░░░█░░██░░░█░░████░░███░
██░░█░██░░░██░░░░██░░░██░██░░░█░░░░░██░██░░
████░░████░░████░██░░░██░░████░░░████░░████
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
████░░░░██████░░████░░░██████░░████░░████░░
██░░█░░██░░░░░█░██░░█░██░░░░░█░░██░░██░░░░░
████░░░██░█░█░█░████░░██░█░█░█░░██░░░████░░
██░░█░░██░░░░░█░██░░█░██░░░░░█░░██░░░░░░██░
██░░██░░██████░░████░░░██████░░░██░░░████░░
%s/wrong/awesome/g
I read a story once about a time traveller who wasn’t just his own father – he was his own mother as well.
that’s one cool story bro!
I read one where the guy was his own father, mother, and his own dog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94
I just read about the zombies. That is a messed up story.
bro story Cool
Look up the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle. It will change the way you look at time travel.
Thank you.
I love your idea better
*peni… …just kidding cadi.
*prepares POG-killer*
Don’t you dare do that to MY girl!
HE HAS HIS OWN PENINSULA?!
ALL I HAVE IS A LAND LOT IN PENNSYLVANIA!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
He stole this from sickipedia anyhow.
Woah, like he picked up and secretly stuffed in his drawers and ran off with it? It’s… like… not even there anymore?!?
ONOES!I concur jibjib. I can’t believe that someone would actually have seen something on the internet in two diff places…..just crazy I say…..
teh bojJJjj.>j.jjinglez! I missed you! I know you’ve been lurking and gurgling, just haven’t chugged any with you in awhile. BLEACH ALL AROUND!
GAYGROUPHUG+BLEACH!!!!OOOOOOOOH NO! NO MORE BLEACH! WE AGREED ON THIS ONE, GUYS!
i missed his sparkly pants.
*pen!s
He has edward cullen for a pen!s ?
*sparkly emo pen!s
Well he is one hell of a d!ck………………………I mean Tool. He’s what they call “phallic hardware”.
Hurray! I got a six-pack of bleach I didn’t know what to do with! Drink up, y’all!
I’ve got a six pack I don’t know what to do with. Hmm… Maybe I’ll scrub some clothes on it…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU mad?
wut. xD
Go big or go home man. It’s his deceased brother who died a year before he was born. Throughout his life he should be told over and over again that everything he does is JUST LIKE HOS BROTHER USED TO. Eventually he will take be compared to his “brother” all his life, and the likeness of the picture so similar to his to mean he was reincarnated at the “perfect son”. He will become bitter, resentful, and probably start to go a little crazy over the whole thing. We swing it the right way, and we maybe able to turn him into a psychopathic killer. Whoot! First on the list, whoever hung that damn picture up!
I looked at your comment as a whole, made up my mind and said to myself: Nah, I’ll pass on this one.
I read his comment and though “He needs a therapist”
I read this comment and thought; “That little sun should finish his freaking chocolate bar. It’s like he’s taunting me with it. Smug git.”
I read this comment and thought; ” “
Read it and this site is starting to make sense to me now
I examined the comment, assessed both of your replies, and decided that I would post something meaningless.
I saw all the text and thought… tl;dr
Sweetcadi makes me wet
GTZO! SHE’S MINE!
Sad.
Why would you deprive the community of SweetCadi?
████░░████░░████░░░███░░░██░░░█░░████░░████
██░░█░██░░░██░░░░░██░██░░██░░░█░██░░░░░██░░
████░░███░░██░░░░░█░░░█░░██░░░█░░████░░███░
██░░█░██░░░██░░░░██░░░██░██░░░█░░░░░██░██░░
████░░████░░████░██░░░██░░████░░░████░░████
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
████░░░░██████░░████░░░██████░░████░░████░░
██░░█░░██░░░░░█░██░░█░██░░░░░█░░██░░██░░░░░
████░░░██░█░█░█░████░░██░█░█░█░░██░░░████░░
██░░█░░██░░░░░█░██░░█░██░░░░░█░░██░░░░░░██░
██░░██░░██████░░████░░░██████░░░██░░░████░░.
I make myself wet…
I’m sure you do…
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
and i’ve seen Rutger Hauer fingerbang a dove. just sayin.
Funny, I read it and thought he needed a high-school education. Go figure…
Now thats what i call advanced trolling!!!
And its a pretty good idea actually! HAHAHAHA
To bad he won’t look like the picture at all. :<
Exactly. Those things never work, unfortunately.
Why should we listen to you? You’re a tech n00b!
Wait until the kids grew a few years, he still won’t remember it, but it’ll be more accurate.
*frown
Im going with IDENTITY CRISIS FAIL if he grew up to look nothing like the picture!
better idea- lock the newborn in a box, let him out in 16 years, then take a pic. and post on FB.
Ew…
Schrodinger’s Fetus
http://techliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/facebook_like_button_big.jpg
Bonzai human
Copy pasta
If I were him, I’d add a scar to that picture that he allegedly acquired while learning to ride a bicycle. And then make sure he does get one just like that.
I’d secretly replace the picture with one very slightly uglier whenever he was naughty, like a Dorian Gray sort of thing.
Trolldad 2.0
Trolldad 2.0, now uses technology.
just be sure to get him a delorean for his sweet 16
Poor kid will grow up thinking his name is Calvin Klein.
But I never got to see what I am in 10 years! I’m still waiting for a PIN number to be sent in text to my cell phone… :/
Maybe time travelling will be possible 16 years in the future
BEST. PARENT. TROLL. EVER!
I’ll tell you who are good trolls; the moderators. They’ve got me by the nipples over here.
C’mon mods, what’s wrong with being a little bold?
Italy did it during the renaissance. Do you want Failbook to be a
-Renaissance website? Lost in the
codeof the internet?Strike!I remember this from somewhere else
ya I remember hearing this a long time ago.
Nice! I saw it in a dream, Bart Simpson was the baby.
That is so old, he copied it from someone else. Troll fail.
Your mother is so old, she had an affair behind your father’s back. Marriage fail
saw this on highdeas a year ago…hell i even posted it as a status…
failbook fail…
the large hadron collider ain’t got nothin on this
I can’t believe nobody pointed out that trolldad would have to say, when asked about the picture, that he WILL BECOME a time traveller. Because the fictional time travel is of course in the child’s future. Seriously people, messing with causality is no reason to forgo grammar.
I accidentally forgo grammar…
thats a joke stolen off sickipedia :/
You’re a joke stolen off sickipedia :\
anyone else think it’s really lame to like your own status after you copied it?
Well i guees you have to take your time