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oh my! oh no…
The photos that look identical were actually taken six or seven years apart from each other. The album is a visual diary of all the children she has absorbed to preserve her immortality.
I chuckled
^this
ಠ_ಠI have googled this and figured out (somewhat) how to make this face, but there are more and I can’t figure it out!! Can you at least tell me where to go to figure it out? Lol.
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ಠ_ಠI WILL NOT EAT YOUR COPY PASTA
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MY EYES! O.o
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try these: Alt-F4-N, Alt-F4-S, Alt-F4-O, Alt-F4-T. They create diff faces…
I know better than the Alt-F4 trick. Nice try, but I know just about all those tricks. Lol.
Oh, and the letters you gave me are a total anagram for snot. Lol.
F4 not salt
ಠ_ಠF4 not salt? What?
Did I do it? ರ_ರ
IDK how it is here, but in MSN it’s ALT 3232 (numpad)
I did that. Apparently, my computer sucks and doesn’t recognize that. …I wonder…
Alt F4 S N O T = F4 not salt
ಠ_ಠmissing the dots in the eyes…
h1 {font-size:90px;} But it looks cool, no? ರ_ರ
:/ I screwed up my font. I CAN’T GET ANYTHING RIGHT!!! *runs away, blinded by tears, hits wall face first*
Ugh. I hate mods.
ಠSry…
Mr. Presidon’t, please put less codes on your comments, they only makes us see a lot of spaces…
Ya, sorry again.
You’re just mean, teh d00che. I would do a sad face if it wouldn’t get moderated or I knew how to do one of those faces I’ve been failing.
:/ I screwed up my font. I CAN’T GET ANYTHING RIGHT!!! *runs away, blinded by tears, hits wall face f!rst*
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^ This and all the others lower down were actually posted over a span of 40 years and I have been feeding off your comments to preserve my immortality. The current cheezburger site is a visual diary of all the comments I’ve absorbed.
*diarrhea
Dan you win the internets!
I don’t understand how they are different. They have the same background and everything.
I freaking love all of Dan’s comments.
I freaking love how I’ve gotten half a dozen people to start saying ‘freaking’
htt p://www.facebook.com/pages/Dan-of-Failbook/227146063967875
Freak!
At first your comment was funny, but then it just got terrifying as I realized that THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
Darn you, Dan.
Dan you are genius!!! She is Flemeth the shapeshifter! Time to go after her so i could have an excuse for a sexy time with Morrigan.
kill it with fire!!
indeed..
Feel like I know that chick…
Feel like heaven…
*paradise
*Hell
*Tiger Wood’s Wood
Slaps you in the face and then blinds you. Yep, just about right.
She reminds me of those people who are supposed to haunt/mutilate you in your sleep if you don’t forward chain texts.
My thoughts exactly, so now I’m going to forward this fail to 10 of my friends!
And if I stare long enough it appears like it’s zooming.
I wish I was kidding.
She’s coming for you! RUN!
No, Lola’s coming for
meher!*chili
with rice*Chile
*Peru
Lima Beans
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
OMG that is funny!!!lollollol!
But but but, she has a nose!
Creepy is an understatement…
Damn she is so hot !
That’s just her reactor core.
Is it leaking?
Yummi !
quit looking and staring Dan, it is rude.
They deleted my big texts yesterday so I not do big faces today… : (
Do your big texts while the mods are still sleeping.I am sorry.
{ ಠo)<>It just looks like someones profile photo album, big deal.
And the same picture shown six times. It’s like a bad meme someone is trying to force into being.
She looks like a zombie robot with eyes that shoot lasers
She looks like a robot eye with lasers that shoot zombies
She robots like a laser zombie with shoots that look eyes
She shoots zombie eyes with looks that like a robots laser.
… I’m surprised that actually makes sense… somewhat
She looks like a robot laser with zombies that shoot eyes
I just read your name. I love you.
Lol. Thanks.
Ugh. My smiley got moderated. :\
Oh, I hate when I run into one of those.
I’m taking my meds these days.
ಠ_ಠI like pancakes.
Botox FTW!
THE FU©K IS THIS? ಠ_ಠdammit I lost my tip
MAZEL TOV
Todah.
Toda quê?
Me gusta todo?
Yo no se lo que te gusta. A mi me gusta chicos buenos.
Estoy utilizando el traductor de google, se puede hablar Inglés ahora?
Si, por supoesto : )
YOu know. I’m not the spanish girl here. I’m the portuguese one. Although I can speak spanish, if you were using the translator, you could have gone for portuguese : P
Olhe para o meu cavalo, meu cavalo é incrível!
Fantástico, acabaste de mostrar que tens inteligência! E para que é que quero saber do teu cavalo já que sim?
TUDOS UNTOS, IGNORANTES.
I failed Spanish class. This is all I walked away with.
I’m not too sure what it means.
que el pollo esté en mis pantalones
@cadi: Ele tem gosto de passas.
LOL Ninguém está ficando que estamos a falar Português! Porra! Agora eu estragou…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at all this conversation. Does any of you know what you’re saying?????????
OhSnap says: “Everyone ointed, ignorant”
katzgoboom says: “the meat is in my pants”
presidon’t says: “@cadi: He tastes like raisins. LOL. No one is staying that we’re talking portuguese! Sh!t, now I blow it…”
A note to OhSnap: you mean “TODOS JUNTOS, IGNORANTES”. Your first word isn’t even a word, and you’re second one… welll…
@cadi: Google translator is gåy!
I laughed so hard I suddenly imploded and am now in another dimension. I now have a personal grudge against you, and will see to it that you will pay.
prematurely?
Is that a fly right to the head? Besides nice work!
It’s a wasp
badumbum *psh*
knows what?
Too schlong, didn’t read.
Definitely creepy. It doesn’t help that there are several of the same photo in there, too…but she seems to have the same expression in the ones tht are different, as well.
Creepy kid pic, too, top row, second from the right.
ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠPlastic surgery… It creates monsters.
hey I thought there should be no pictures at Failbook..this is lame!! it should be removed!!
ohai!
pweety!!! : )
The “I just had a 10 month long fap” face?
Nice choice, Dan! Nice choice.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
What disturbs me is that she’s so proud of that specific photo.
I am proud of those specific photos of you I took the other day, too. (GRAMMARLANCE HELP!)
Gary Busey’s wife?! O.o
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‘“` ✩`{✫/\/\✰/\/✰/\/\✫}` ✩
‘“` ♖_{♖___♖__♖___.♖}_♖
“` {/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\}
“`{,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,}
“{/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/}
“{_✿_❤_❀_♥_✿_♥_❀_❤_✿_❤}
╔♫╗────────╔═╦╗─♫╗╔╗─╔╗─♥──
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╚╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╗
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╔║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║♫═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗║
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ஜ۩۞۩ஜ ____Dan/Nad______ ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
gah, the birthday cake fell : (
The great Nad accepts your lopsided confectionary offering.
D’aww, thanks chick xx
ಠ_ಠGet a room.
Someone left the cake out in the rain. So sad.
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AHHH!!! IT BURNS US!!!!!!
That girl in the third picture… Definitely her mother’s daughter.
Every girl in the world is her own mother’s daughter…
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world ♫
question! i’ve always wondered what are you saying in the pen!s mainstream pic?
I’m pretty sure I’m saying: f*ck you, but I can’t remember.
I lo… veDan
SRSLY you to should meet, fVCK each others brains out, then marry. you are cute.
Sorry, me and Dan already have plans and are way too busy to do so.
*busty
I’d like to thank the guy who wrote the comment that made my baby fall in love with me.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBLONDE!
ಠ_ಠHa!
Love it!
She’s hot.
BUT – remember that deal where if you make a face and somebody slaps you on the back and your face would freeze like that?
It happened to her…. I’m just glad she was smiling when it happened!
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something adding to the creepyness: she has no eyebrowes… At least not any that I can see
It’s like playing a silent hill game, but it’s a picture.
I got one!!! XD
^_^
|̑ͩͨͭ̒͒ͫͨ͗ͤ̉ͧ̏ͤͩ͏͘͢҉̮̯͈͇͙̣̦̜̟ ͕̳̬̼̰͈̪͙̻̞|̶̙̳̝̺͙̫̞̬͎̫ ̼̗̖͈͚̣ͫͬͬ̊ͮ̾̒ͤ̎́̚̕͜͠͠|̬͓̘͖͓̼̼̼ ̟̲ͬͫ̉ͯ͊̃͌́ͣ̈͒͗ͯ̓̄̔̍̚͢ |̛ͯ̅̂̍ͦ̔͠҉̭͓̦͈̘̯̯̖͙͔̻̀|̛͊̿́ͣ̏ ̉ͦ̈̇͢ |̐͐̌ͤ҉̸̣͕̦͈̼̗̱͍͓̞̝̦̼̟|̧̼̲̞̦̪ͯͨ ́ͥͧ̊̆̃̓͊̄ͦ͊̀͢|̷̛̑͊̃ͪ͏ ̴͉͖̳̺̜͍̟̻̪ͅ|̶̶̜̮͓̳̙̤̥̪̹̾̑ͧ͗̍̈ͭ ̄̈́̂̾̈̍ͪ|̧̧ͣ̊ͥͭ̊ͪ̇̇̎̃ ͬ̌̐͏̟̟͓̺̫̘̹̫|̸͕͇̥̠̰̜̯̫̂̋̄͛͑̿́͗ ̃͡|ͫͯ̎̂̊̈̓̆̑ͩ̀҉̵̝̦̻͉̻ ̫̣̭̦̝̹̯͎̲̯̕|̡̛͖̥̟͓ͨͨͬ̉͆͒ͦ̌͂ͦ̍͛ ̊ͯ̈ͩͮ͟͝͠ͅ|̡̼̝̗̘̥̖̲̬̫͍ ͯ̋̓ͭͩ̾ͥ̐̀́͟͞|̸̥̦͚̮
Seriously, is that a virus? my screen is going nuts!
No, it’s not a virus, you can’t get a virus from text on WordPress. It’s just a mix of different custom made letters. They have them on Youtube all of the time, but the only reason your screen goes crazy then is because the video is weird. The reason your screen is going nuts is probably because it can’t read it correctly.
ok well thanks. I know you can’t get viruses from text, but I thought maybe I had one or he had one or something. It’s all matrix-like.
Just a simple trick. It won’t damage anything, but if it gets to out of control, I would suggest getting off of the page XD.
stop smokin’ the crack
WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS?! D:
If you look too deeply into the abyss that are her eyes, she will steal your soul.
Oh look, a little kid, that’s… KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!
She needs to learn from http://rgh.cc/displayimagetempo.php?album=4&pos=-1575 She’s on stage 3
Plastic surgery is freaky. B!tch can’t even smile anymore.
It looks like my sister-in-law…
KILL IT!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!
it’s looking into my soul D:
it is probably her profile pictures page. some people don’t know how to re-select pictures they have used as a profile pic before so they keep re-uploading it…..
yeah, the lady looks creepy, she has the crazy eyes
if she has a family why are there more pics of her then anyone else?
well I WAS going to reply to a comment above stating which movie the absorbsion of babies is from, but the clusterf*** of images makes it impossible to make a coherent repoir. way to go trollies
so annoyed i can’t even use proper grammar lol
Looks “Comixed”
this entire thread is just more internet detritus.
It reminds me “The Captain”. The smile is nice but the eyes are evil.
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/thecaptain-creepy.jpg
Maybe someone told her that “Smile with your eyes” crap…
pooooooooooooooooooooooopFINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She kind of looks like Jason Segel.
With no eyebrows.
And plastic surgery.
I feel like they’re watching me…. *creepy*
The next Kristen Stewart ಠ_ಠ
GO TO SLEEP