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I think he mad.
I think he needs a COLD shower…
mídgetjellowrestling.org
buymidgetjellowrestlingleftoversnow.com
midgetrestlers.com/register.php
lol it sactually a web xD wtf !
pardon?
OMG U CAN SEE THAT LADIES BOOBIES LOL GROSS
See boobies in profile picture. Better drink my own piss.
FU!
Should I grab him Dan?
STOP!
HAMMER TIME!
Sactually? How do I shot web?
YAY! REPLIES ARE BROKEN ONCE AGAIN!
All of those links are BROKEN! Send me something that WORKS!
*headdesk*
here’s a cushion.
I want to impregnate you!
HOLY SHÍT my id has manifested and is posting on failbook
Come here baby ; )
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but I like the zeros…
Hey baby, why dance with a zero, when you could dance with a hero?
Thanks, but no thanks.
I’ll dance with you both, I don’t care.
Naw, you don’t understand; he can’t dance! …alright, I know he can’t do this…
Drop dat zero and git wit’ da hero
Thewillpower.com
wrestlingisspelledwithaw.com
Why would anyone want leftover snow?
Yes- especially the yellow one.
Bear grylls?
Don’t go where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow.
THE MUFFIN MAN IS SEATED AT THE TABLE IN THE LABORATORY OF THE UTILITY MUFFIN RESEARCH KITCHEN
did you know that your life is in danger?
No no no…
Danger’s my middle name, baby 8)
Wouldn’t be “Ger” your middle name?
This ^ XD
*HD
^THIS
Good 1
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin!
temagyarvagy?
Separate the words so I can understand what you’re saying.
I only asked Dan if he’s Hungarian, cuz of the ‘í’ he typed.
*You’re still in chat buddy.
Uh, yeah, looks like Failbook failed.
A dramatic work by Edgar Allan Poe.
love
is all around us
Go on…..
*Yore
*Yor, the Hunter from the Future
Eyore!
*Eeyore
MILNE BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
That’s Al to you.
I was never the greatest fan of Winnie. I prefer the Little Mermaid.
Do you want to be the greates fan of my wiener?
I liek to furt in ze toeb
No I’m not.
wel u shud b
your comments…they seem familiar…like a bieber fans typing style….and compensates with a username…hmmmmmmm….are you justin bieber? Ive been trollin’ your fans.
I’ve only made three comments…
However I am Jebus not Justin.
OMG I LUV JUSIN BEBER☆<3XOX<3☆
You know, I’ve tried that approach but it doesn’t really work with guys… I know, right?
OMG Y U ALWAYS SUCH A BEACH?
*PEACH
You’re right, I spelled it wrong. Bítch.
*Your
*write
*eye
*spelt
*eat
*wang
*Bleach
presidowned
LOOL
I’m a bit of a p*ssy! Pick me! Pick me!
I wanna screw you both!
SORRY! Sorry… Having a bit of a problem with my internal monologue… Somehow it’s commenting independently…
Ungh…How is babbie formed? How girl get pragnent? I need to do way instain mother!
Who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots<<
I thought of it first!!!
I NEW U WER TEH 1 4 MEEE33333~!~~~~!!
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???? :’((
*thom yorke
You’re. As in “you’re an idiot.”
Capitalization. As in “The first word of a sentence should be capitalized, even when preceeded by a quotation mark. Capitalization is not needed for most partial quotes, nor should it be used for full quotes that continue a thought that has already begun in the sentence. Also, quotes following the subordinate conjunction ‘that’ should not be capitalized, nor set off by a comma. However, your’s certainly does not seem to be a partial quote with an omitted ellipsis, therefore the first word of the quoted sentence lacks proper capitalization.”
Correction:
“You’re”. As in “You’re an idiot.”
e=ing*
mc² ?
It’ll make more sense when the one prior is done in the moderation factory. Wait for it…wait for it…
e=ing????
You’ring an idiot?
subordinating.
Nothing you say can ever change the fact that you placed punctuation outside of a quotation mark.
In British English, that’s how you’re supposed to do it.
You’re amazing and I love you.
There is no such thing as your’s. That apostrophe is redundant and shouldn’t be there. It isn’t replacing anything, there is no shortening of the word yours. It simply is.
Yours
Robyn. X
Makes sense. Thanks Robyn, you seem very intelegant.
I hate when people populate sentences with a lot of your’s when an our or two here or there would create the sense of having a shared mission.
stfu
“who are you trying to impress” should have been followed w/ a question mark. actually, you probably should have typed “whom” rather than “who.” i just don’t capitalize anything, so spare me. that’s how i roll.
*Capitalisation
“e=ing*”
Capitalization. As in “Thing first word of a singntingncing should bing capitalizingd, ingvingn whingn pringcingingdingd by a quotation mark. Capitalization is not ningingdingd for most partial quotings, nor should it bing usingd for full quotings that continuing a thought that has alringady binggun in thing singntingncing. Also, quotings following thing subordinating conjunction ‘that’ should not bing capitalizingd, nor singt off by a comma. Howingvingr, your’s cingrtainly doings not singingm to bing a partial quoting with an omittingd ingllipsis, thingringforing thing first word of thing quotingd singntingncing lacks propingr capitalization.”
Corringction:
“You’ring”. As in “You’ring an idiot.”
hah, thanks! have a great day!
All hail lord ingllipsis.
Translation: don’t do what I don’t want you to do, but when I do what I didn’t want you to do, don’t tell me that I did what I told another not to do, or I will do what you did in telling you not to do what I did.
Also, it’s “*You’re fallacious attempt.”
You beat me to it!
Your name is Grammar, homie. Reap what you sew.
Deus Ex, thanks dude, good to know I wasn’t alone on that. Have a great weekend guys!
he is making moonshine
justinbieberfanclub.org
/\ Well, that’s a break-up waiting to happen…
justinbieberjellowrestling.org
HAI LOLWUT? O HAI DAN DIDS U MIS ME LOL OMG!
JELLO OR GTFO
Is it wrong that that gave me an erection?
You have the weirdest boner…
I know.
YOU’RE!! YOU’RE!! YOU’RE!!
OMG LEARN YOUR DAMN HOMOPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homonyms*
no.
10Homophones*
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/homonyms
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/homophones
2Gotta love a post that sez “you’re wrong” while providing a link that sez “I’m wrong”. Especially when they’re both wrong.
Fail, Homophones is correct. A homonym is spelled and pronounced the same (different meanings). A homophone can be spelled differently. Homonym is a homophone, but a homophone is not always a homonym. In this case, “heterograph” is also acceptable.
homo
I am
3 HIT COMBO!Homophones are two (or more) words that sound the same, that have different meanings and that may or may not be spelled the same. Homographs are words that are spelled the same, have different meanings and that may or may not be pronounced the same way.
Homonyms can refer to either and the words do not have to be both spelled and pronounced the same.
Did you read the definitions in your links?
My dictionary says:
homonym |ˈhäməˌnim; ˈhōmə-|
noun
each of two words having the same pronunciation but different meanings, origins, or spelling (e.g., to , too , and two ); a homophone.
• each of two or more words having the same spelling but different meanings and origins (e.g., pole 1 and pole 2 ); a homograph.
*Homophobes
Duplicate comment detected….self destruct sequence initiated….bleach jugs prepped….syringes readied with draino……polaroid pictures of your mom in the shower…..
*you’re
Ahh. I remember voting for this in the vote section. One of the funniest posts I’ve seen on this site.
I am quite literally incapacitated with enthusiasm for this contribution.
Every time i read one of your comments, i die a little inside. You’re clearly boring in real life, and trying too hard to be funny, creating the image of a child desperate for attention.
HAHA...HA...HA...*Dan ur gai lol
Haha… you didn’t even notice you were still in chat when you started mustardbaiting there bro.
You’re still in chat, buddy.
*Kansas, Dorothy!
equestriadaily.com
mother walks in
FFFUUUUU
^ still living at moms house fail!
*mother was in the bathroom douching after sexytime
JESUS-F█CK WHERE DID THAT COME FROM *steel-wool/brain*
Nice.
You’re under arrest for a crime against the English language.
ahahaha this is actually a great one : D
I can think of a way out of this.
Just say something like “entertain yourself until I come back”.
There ya go!
how can be? OH SH……………. haha…
Masturbation FTW!
*meow
Y U NO FEED ME
*meow
*punt*
The name is Dan yall, and I don’t play,
and I can rock rock a block party til your hair turns gray.
So what you sayin? I explode on site.
I’m like Jimmy Walker- I’m DYNO-MITE.
And now I’d like to pass the mic
To Big J c’mon and do anything you like.
I’m the M.E.R.D.E.
In the place with the bass I’m going all the way
I can’t stop y’all tock tick y’all
And if you think that you’re slick you’ll catch a brick y’all
‘Cause I’m a turn it in and I’m a turn it out
But now I’ve got to pass the mic to Yauch.
Sooooo… you got sh*t in your eyes?
Well, if I had it in MY eyes, it would probably say “mes” yeux.
WTF’S BROKEN NOW?
Yes, delete my comments without any reason…
oh^^
Could have been faked, but made me lawl anyway
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
Doesn’t matter which failbook entry. The comments are always filled with too many posts from the same losers with the same lame shtick.
Used to enjoy the site. Not any more.
Kthxbai. There is the door —————>
think of what would happen if that was his gf. or mom. or sister.
You spelt ‘awesome’ wrong.
Could be worse. It could be something really embarrassing……wait?
XD lol it couldve been worse,his mom couldve walked in [if he still lives with his mom]
why are all of your post urnelated?!
I’m legit can you tell? LOL