No kidding, they ruin it for the rest of us more than those long strings of Latin.
On a more related note, Crazy Harold has moved his rapture prediction to October 21, so there is still hope!
I am called Splodge. My mother is called Splodge. My twenty-seven brothers are all called Splodge. My thirty-eight sisters are all called Splodge. My father before me was called Splodge. His father before him was called Splodge. His father before him was says:
Yeah, it is, it’s from Cicero’s “De finibus bonorum et malorum” (“On the Boundaries of Goods and Evils”, or alternatively [About] “The Purposes of Good and Evil”), parts of the latin original are used as a placeholder text (Lorem ipsum) which is used to spam here in the last weeks.
The fact that you haven’t seen one of Anthony Hopkins’ masterpieces is horrible. I don’t care that you’re twelve and your mum won’t let you, wait ’till she’s asleep and go see it.
“And the white line’s getting longer and the saddle’s getting cold
I’m much too young to feel this damn old
All my cards are on the table with no ace left in the hole
I’m much too young to feel….
SO F**KING OLD”
-Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Really?! But I had so many questions for him!
like….do you have trouble catching marbles?
who does’nt?
If they’re over lvl 33, I should imagine so.
i’m lvl 33 on solitaire.
Jesus is going to give this false prophet dude a level 99 Omnislash
Hehehehehe
Why not a lvl 0V3R 9000 Chuck Norris Chin-fist™ Roundhouse Kick (yes, Chuck’s Chin-fist™ can kick)?
wat
*t
TL;DR
Too Acronyms; Didn’t Read
Awesome.
And by awesome I mean I got here before all the regulars started flirting with each other.
Hey there pretty lady. What’s a pink square like you doing on a filthy website like this?
XD
No kidding, they ruin it for the rest of us more than those long strings of Latin.
On a more related note, Crazy Harold has moved his rapture prediction to October 21, so there is still hope!
A/S/L?
18/F/my dorm room that I share with my three constantly drunk and scantily clad tickle and pillow fight enthusiast roommates xoxo <3<3<3
HERE LET ME GIVE YOU ME CREDIT CARD NUMBER
♬Thaaaaaaaanks♬ xoxo
I GUESS YOU COULD ALSO USE MY HOUSE MORE THEN ME. HERE’S THE DEED.
*panties
*kittens
american sign language? no, srry.
oh goody. i’ll have a new savings account to cash out by then.
No you don’t. You’re broke.
Well you know what? If you don’t have something positive to say, I don’t care. I will continue to “Flirt” With Adultress.
Bahaha good luck with that.
I had a little chat with A on FB, she told me she once had a pen!s.
I told you that in confidence!
Wanna hear a joke about my pen!s? Nevermind….it’s too long.
Wanna hear a joke about my pu$sy? Nevermind… You’re not going to get it.
(We read the same comics, huh?)
(It would appear so!)
Want me to tell you a joke about my pen!s?……………..Nah. It’s too hard.
If it’s like that for more than four hours, go see a doctor. He can also help you with that mild case of FAIL you have.
I remember that… We had such great times.
Ugh, excuse us for being horny.
So, uhm… Are you busy Friday night?
I’m not busy.
Unlucky, I’m busy sexing Lola.
*sexting
You’re not worthy of Lola.
Are you busty then?
Nice baiting.
I’m somewhat of a master baiter myself.
If you don’t like the current ones, they usually are replaced every couple of months.
I’m already doing try outs for mine.
Before anyone gets in with the TL;DRs, I read this and found it most interesting.
Hey everyone, turns out there’s a limit to how long your name can be.
I don’t think there is a limit, your comment certainly was in moderation because it was your ƒirst comment with this name.
Yeah, it is, it’s from Cicero’s “De finibus bonorum et malorum” (“On the Boundaries of Goods and Evils”, or alternatively [About] “The Purposes of Good and Evil”), parts of the latin original are used as a placeholder text (Lorem ipsum) which is used to spam here in the last weeks.
Amen Brother, well said : )
Why do people get all wrapped up in the end of the world bs?! If we’re all going down, what’s the point in worrying about it?
You can go down on me. Dirty adultress.
*Throws down a hill* MY ADULTRESS!
*catches hill*
*arms nukes* YOUR Adultress?!
*runs in forest*
*Sets forest on fire*
*Nukes explode*
……
Yes, my Adultress.
Hah! Nukes don’t explode on fire!
*feels proud of his intelligence*
Also, stalking her on facebook/fapping on her pictures, doesn’t mean she’s yours.
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!
SHE’S MINE AND YOU KNOW IT!! *Throws rocks at the tips of the nukes, causing them to dent a small bit an combine the uranium spheroids*
You can’t grope anybody with nuclear arms.
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
☮_☮ Why are you a blue chimpanzee? ☮_☮
Why wouldn’t I be?
Hey, if the Hulk can do it, then that proves you wrong.
*vomit
Only when I go to deep.
you need to take dat gurl bak frum dem dang ruskis!!
*Sets mullet on fire*
No Lawerence! Not your mullet!
CRAP!
All girls are must go down, that’s the point!
syndrome?
If Jezuz were even real, you wouldn’t know when he’ll be coming, being like a thief in the night and all.
“know when he’ll be coming” see Adultress’s comment above. Befitting…
Ah, he’ll be coming when girls, especially A, go down.
WHERE?!? O_O
How do you do those big words Dan? Please tell me.
and me. teehee.
I look them up in a thesaurus. Turns out ‘fellatio’ is the big grown-up word for happy sucky fun time!
Oh you sweet, insane fella.
I use to know a fella named Tio.
Your uncle?
Try Alt+F4!
I lol’ed.
Geez, Dan, is it necessary to scream that every time I do it?
YES.
It is when you are doing it right.
That’s why I’m losing my voice.
*looks for ‘like’ button*
It’s right here: htt p://www.facebook.com/pages/Dan-of-Failbook/227146063967875
Fellatio is a rather touchy subject.
The giant fellatio was better than the picture.
Although a giant fellatio is always good. xD
Is the giant giving or receiving the fellatio?
Does it matter? It’s still a
hugeturn on. Ha, ha, ha…. <.<U SO PUNNY
teh mods have returned. ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME.
CUE MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
Wo ym doG . dnA I os depoh eH dlouw mrofrep taht msicroxe no em. I deen ti os chum!
Ow??? Did God hurt you, little boy?
eH togrof ot tup ym niarb ni ym lluks.
ehT dratsab.
¿zʎınƃ ǝʇıɹ ʇı ,uıop ı ɯɐ
knaht uoy
BWAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
if god is real then he has to prove it to me -points at bowl of crispies- turn them into a woman
he’s not the state farm ppl
But if God did that, then he’d be a cereal killer. =\
The rapture already came but then they were extinct…
*Raptor
*Rawr
“Rawr” means “I love you” in dinosaur.
Clever girl…
i came. thanks.
First one’s free.
I have a question fellow Failbookers, see, Dan showed me this video:
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T2HctPYvS0&feature=related
And I want to know what he’s saying from 15-17. Can anyone understand him that well?
It seems he said: Lawrence is an !diot.
M0r0n, I will lick you in the eyeball.
That’s…… Horrible :\
The fact that you haven’t seen one of Anthony Hopkins’ masterpieces is horrible. I don’t care that you’re twelve and your mum won’t let you, wait ’till she’s asleep and go see it.
Jodi Foster + Anthony Hopkins
+ Lambs…oh, the lambs
Jodi Foster + Anthony Hopkins + Steve-O
Jodi Foster + e + Anthony Hopkins
Anthony Perkins was a far better psycho than Hopkins ever was.
So that was like a poem of his or something?
Wait nevermind it’s from Silence of the Lambs. Okay I think I know where it’s from now anyway.
…Silence of the f██king Lambs!
That song is from Silence of the Lambs, understood.
…
Sure, why not.
No wait, the song is by the Greenskeepers, but the words are from Silence of the Lambs, understood.
You really haven’t seen it?!
smh
S_____g my h__d-_n
*its
Ask your mom, she has three.
Dude, the third one is a tumor.
EHTS NAHT AH TOOMUH
GEHT TOO DAH CHOPPAH
AIM SENDIN U A NOOKAH
O hai Mark!
seen them enough while I was an infant.
*a tweenie
*teenager
*yesterday
*all my troubles seemed so far away
*now it look as though they’re here to stay
*and we gon’ dance for-ev-ev-ever…
*raping her corpse
That crazy pastor’s now saying that he miscalculated and that it’ll be 5 months later on Oct 21… whatever, dude needs to STFU.
That’s what I’d be saying too if I looked like an a$$hole to all of my insane followers.. he doesn’t want to get sued! lol
I would’ve said: God/Jesus came, only nobody was saved.
He’s 89….if he keeps it up long enough HIS end will come and then some other nut will take his place.
If God came, it would have snowed.
Then Winter is coming
Perhaps people just need to quit listening.
Perhaps people just need to quit religion.
I can quit religion, but I can’t quit you.
Jesus don’t love me
No-one ever carried my load
I’m too young to feel this old
“And the white line’s getting longer and the saddle’s getting cold
I’m much too young to feel this damn old
All my cards are on the table with no ace left in the hole
I’m much too young to feel….
SO F**KING OLD”
-Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
According to my philosophy teacher, who’s dead, there are two things which drives a man mad: girls and religion.
Did he say that before or after he died?
yeah, nobody listens to the smart ones until after they’re dead. Obi-wan, for example.
He told me just now.
…and then you KILLED HIM
*headdesk*
Dude, wtf?
THEY DONE MODERATED THE STUPID AWAY
I thought October 21st was always going to be the end of the world?
*December 31st
*year
lol
LOL.
heheh
Harold and Jesus are now friends. Both not attended The Rapture
Whose rap tour anyways? Snoop Dog?! Eminem??
Actually, my sources say that the rapture is supposed to occur in 4 seco-HNGH
The comment section…I’m going to need special training to join the merry gang.
Or you could just let us all take turns sexing you until you smell like one of us and we can no longer distinguish you from the rest of the herd.
Damn!!! October the 21st is my birthday!!
Are you implying the year is wrong now?
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Jesus is coming…all over the computer screen.
Is it just me or did anyone else look for a hidden meaning behind 62301?