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You are annoying®
*punches Lawerence in his Russian face*
Sorry, don’t take this personal, I had to.
*Bye
*Buy
*Bi
Hi.
Bye
well played sir.
reply
Hi.
Bai
Hi.
Bi.
You are?
Sweetcadi, pleased to meet you.
Careful Lawerence, she isn’t really sweet, it’s just a play on words to mean that she is a nice person.
Hi.
tah-tah!
pudding
jello
flan
custard
The flan is a lie!
C-C-C-C- Hi?
Low………
High?
Low
According to the prophecy, Hi.
RISCO1
DISCO2000
Bonjour!
ᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙᚙ
I wonder if this fence will keep him out…..
this is becoming a meme. i saw it on reddit yesterday
*sic
*glorium
Bye?
can we IP ban this guy please?
Y U hate us?
ಠ_ಠ we IP ban you…. Y? cause in soviet russia “this guy” IP ban you!!!1
TL;DR
I dunno…all this scrolling is getting old, and I’ve got better stuff to do. I think I’ll be moving on soon.
Don’t you see? That’s exactly what he wants us to do!
Here, load up on some bullets:
• • • •
*takes bullets*
Ctrl+F, “May 24″
I win. There you go. Enjoy it while it lasts.
TEETH THIEF!
Alternative : Ctrl+F, “Aenean rhoncus faucibus arcu, quis rhoncus”
It’ll always put you at his last paragraph… then scroll down 1 screen and you have posts… then when you see his name again, hit next to skip again!
名前から、お前は日本人みたいだ。そうですか？
brool story co.
stool, cory rob.
sloor torry cob
Just ignore it. To be honest, I feel sorry for the loser. But don’t allow it to run you off the site, it’s not worth it.
Give this guy the ban hammer please.
BAN-F**KING-HAMMMER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Here: ṷ
Use that for the eff word.
Hallo, wie geht’s?
is the answer “borscht?”
if he were talking russian it would, but he isn’t so it isn’t.
Beschissen…dumme Sau!
of course he does…
You sir.. are an @!#hole….
Troll
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Freaking awesome.
is that what i think it is?
I dunno. Looks to me like an odd finger with a freaky fingernail.
If you think it’s that monster from Spirited Away that eats everyone, then let’s just say you are correct. It’ll be easier that way.
I <3 No Face!
+ 50 internetz
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
ooooh it’s so veiiiiiiiny!
so this got through moderation, but my Ascii Art penis doesn’t? nice one failblog.
It was in moderation because of the hidden auto-smileys lol
What’s the deal with oversized latin, anyway?
And yet, I can’t write hyphens, names of political figures, races, references to this website’s staff, or any character outside normal English and punctuation without my posts getting stuck in moderation for days at a time.
failblog indeed…
man-candy, Richard Nixon, African/Mongolian, people work here?? لماذا تبقي على فشلها!
Skippy’s List, anyone?
grr…you beat me to it…
you mister scroller are a menace to trolls everywhere
On behalf of being able to pr0secute the itch, I also sent a mail to Mod.
“Dear Mod,
according to the prophecy it is our duty to follow your guidings. The ‘book tells us that we should live to your standards and rely on you to take care of us.
It is our current suffering why I appeal to you. We are being terrorolololed by a single force, a single entity, ungraspable by our system of Justice*. The community is no longer able to control our whereabouts, nor our primordial drifts.
We believe this did not come suddenly.
We believe this is bigger than us.
We believe we might not all survive.
We believe in you.
Please help us,
Your community
*Dan might’ve tried groping him/her, but we didn’t hear anything about that yet.”
It was more of a fondle.
dunno about you guys, but i know *I* am certainly no longer able to control my own primordial drifts.
It happens to the best of us sometimes. Those primordial drifts can be tricky.
sweetcandi is fat.
You’re talking about my alter-ego right? XD
Don’t you call me fat! I’m sooo skinny!!!!!
you dun be a redneck also???
I love how the spam only gets deleted and the replies remain.
YES!
fvcking @sshole, stop with da spam you fvcker!!!
WTF? I hope you are replying to a Spam Comment which was deleted already…
LOL all his posts are gone.
It must suck when your life’s greatest achievements are flushed down the drain in a matter of hours.
I actually want to post now.
*spit
*get postal
possible reference to skippys list…. #7 on the list. I win.
haha, nice.
If you really want out of jury duty, just state the following or some variance: “I’m a college student majoring in criminal justice and am greatly looking forward to having a front row seat to the American justice system in action.”
You will be excused immediately. Neither the defense or prosecution want anyone who a) may know anything about the law and b) wants to be on a jury.
How can you take seriously a system like that? Why don’t they get people who have been educated in law and the judicial system instead of commoners?
I just graduated law school … I’ve been kicked off two jury venires after basically stating my educational background. I’ve heard the same from professors, attorneys, judges, etc; legal professionals are not wanted on juries. But if you think about it, the jury’s role is to resolve questions of fact, not issues of law. I think trial lawyers are wary of jury members who might be arm chair quarterback legal conclusions rather than focusing their role as factfinders. The jury is not supposed to know the law, it is supposed to weight the credibility of evidence and testimony to reach factual conclusions.
And to the original FB poster, you weren’t excused because you did something oh-so-clever, you were excused because you came across as immature and unserious; who would want you on his jury?
Errr, let’s try “quarterbacking” and “weigh,” sorry for my typos!
According to the prohecy, you guys are getting trolled very consistently.
*prohibition
I still like Liz Lemon’s way better.
Lawerence of Russia, you are fiiiiiiiiiiine!!