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  1. The Moomin says:

    And that’s why you should always bury the past. Literally.

  2. POG says:

    Men FTW!

  3. StarPoop says:

    I just built a shrine for blue

  4. Vidjit says:

    I find it hard to believe that he wrote that in under 3 minutes…

  5. A is for Adultress says:

    Michael is WIN!

  6. Blah says:

    [D A M N] !! lol

  7. Staubi says:

    Did he died?

  8. O says:

    HAHAHAH! Yellow is a jerk!

  9. Staubi says:

    Oh, and, I find it funny how he adds >Don’t f*ck with me< which, I bet, won't happen again without him telling Captain obvs her this…

  10. Don'tReadThis says:

    ‘Oh no you di’int!’

  11. skyman724 says:

    ^racist

  12. Seiche says:

    my guy friends have told me about the holocaust, that’s not a reason to believe them

  13. StarPoop says:

    here in Africa we have an epidemic of black chicks… they’re the worst

  14. jusinbeber4evr says:

    I LAUGH3D BUT I DONT G3T IT! LOL

  15. hammer86 says:

    This my friend is an epic win. I applaud you sir

  16. east coast says:

    blecky blue

  17. StarPoop says:

    ^ This

  18. Organs says:

    I’ve seen and met men who deserve some serious comeuppance. And I’ve seen and met women who deserve the same.

    This seems to be a case of the latter.

  19. Steve Austin says:

    We’ll defer to your expertise as to why you like men 157,687,962,175,973,257,511,963,654,758,215,368,524,695,628,789,999 times better than women, oh internet sage one.

  20. Kuroro says:

    She gets some money and the first thing that comes into her head is “not just going to leave his ass and spend all the money on my own, but also ruin his stuff and possibly get him fired”

    seriously doubt a “decent sum of money” can pay for a house lol… not that she’ll need one in prison (for that whole money stealing business from her job)

  21. zelo says:

    and women still wonder why men are pretty much in charge everywhere still?
    well give a woman a glimpse of power and it goes to her head… proven again by this example

    • badfae says:

      Wow, seriously? I think it’s pretty well understood that what this girl did is far beyond expected and accepted behavior, from men OR women. It has nothing to do with “giving a woman a glimpse of power” and everything to do with her being an immature nutjob. And the guy isn’t much better, by the looks of it.

      • Kelsea says:

        I agree. I also think that Zelo is just a woman hating man who will only have his hand for a girlfriend.

    • alextreme says:

      And you still wonder nobody loves you…

  22. Anon says:

    I can’t believe they broke up, they are both so immature, surely they were made for each other!

  23. General Disarray says:

    “Simpsons did it.”

    oh whoops, I meant, Reddit did it.

  24. Justice says:

    Ouch. That hurts.

    I disagree with the above that it might be a black or hispanic chick. Virtually ALL women are capable of this. Many are classy and take a break up the way it should be taken (weeks of crying on a bed, whereas the man goes to a bar, buddies pat him on the back, then he starts looking again).

    Many women in general think they have have the right to destroy property, cause injury, etc because they’re upset. Race doesn’t have too much to do with it, though you can argue it occurs more with “hot blooded latinas” and “sassy black women” then with other ethnicities.

    • Sarah says:

      It has been proven through many studies that people who are less educated tend to be more prone to emotional outbursts, and are less capable of rational thinking. Then pair that with latinos/as and blacks statistically being less educated in the US than whites are, and, voila, you have your “Hot Blooded Latinas” and “Sassy Black Women”.

      I just stated facts.

      Que the death threats.

  25. Sarge says:

    My bad, I used the wrong word in my 2nd example to cebuspoop. The correct useage of the word “you’re” would be something like this: “You’re an idiot.” I figured I’d keep it simple.

  26. Laurasdfas says:

    What kind of weird people are these? How could you be in a relationship with someone where you supposedly love them and then go this crazy? I just don’t get it. So weird. Although, it looks like she was using him for his money… and he does have the right to retaliate. Weird woman, at least. Who goes for that?

    • kyri says:

      Weird men. But apparently winners too.

    • Ruby says:

      THIS.
      I just don’t understand how 2 people can go from in love to hating each other in such a period of time. Maybe there was a super harsh breakup? I just don’t get it.

    • DaDave says:

      The answer is simple. She didn’t love him and was in a relationship with him because she needed him, or did you miss “I don’t need your lazy…” part of the post.

      Basically, she is a selfish gold-digger who actually hated the guy she was dating and was only dating him for money and/or a place to stay.

  27. Don't Read This says:

    [i]wat[/i]

    • ninth1der says:

      still trying to get italics?

      It’s HTML mark-ups.
      <i> and then used a / in the same bracket to end the markup.
      </i>

  28. Bassik says:

    Ivanhooooo! Ivanhoooo!

  29. MortalKombat says:

    FINISH HER!

  30. Derek says:

    So men are better than women because they are bigger douchebags? How the hell does that work?

  31. Torchrainman says:

    Stay tuned for part two.

  32. Shablagoo says:

    Must have been the loveliest couple EVAR!

    You know, these couples that get in intense, stupid arguments in public, don’t trust each other and specialise in post fight make-up sex.

    SO CUTE!

  33. bipolarbear says:

    sadly, i want friends like this. it would make me feel good about myself. i may have bipolar disorder, but i am not batsh!t crazy.

  34. Trogdor says:

    *BURNINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION 4 EVRONE HERRRREEEEE*

  35. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    Can’t stop the rain from falling down, oh
    Can’t stop the world from turnin’ ’round, oh ♫♫♫

    *sits in his Oral Office and his quite depressed*
    *thinks about resignation from all his duties*
    *finds pr0n magazine*
    *sun is shining again*

  36. Lytrigian says:

    You see this all the time on Judge Judy.

  37. this guy says:

    If I was a mod
    and being off topic was against the rules
    my combo bonus on this site would be
    OVER NINE THOUSAND

  38. Mootjeuh says:

    owned.

  39. Aaron Damnit says:

    Move over randy savage, this man is my new hero.

  40. Uro says:

    Let me guess, some ghetto black or latino chick… or some obese white chick who thinks she is a ghetto black or latino chick because she hangs out with ghetto black and latino dudes because they are all about lovin’ the obese white chicks… for some reason.

  41. Ivory says:

    The timing of the posts is off… he posted 3 minutes after her, and in that 3 minutes he went home and got revenge.. nice try.

    • Hymenoxis says:

      Let’s apply a little logic. The text describes actions independent of the associated text. It is entirely possible that the events occurred prior to the descriptions thereof, and were described later. Ergo, the time stamps are irrelevant to the actions described. The descriptions are independent entities and may have been posted at any point following their actual commitment. Nice try.

  42. Kedi says:

    Kindda lame that the guy gets fired because his ex-gf yelled at him. come on.. is it his fault that his ex is nuts? but that’s just what I think..

    anyhow.. funny how she thought she was being smart and funny with all the misfortunes she brought on her ex-bf only to be reaping what she sowed.

    kindda wonder if this is true or just one big epic fail. if it’s true I’m curious to know what the outcome is and where she is naaao

    • pooslie says:

      I agree. how is he supposed to stop his ex from barging in and making a scene? I am sure he didn’t know she was coming. Is he supposed to call the cops? maybe the Manager should have evicted her instead of firing him!

    • Mikeinthedirt says:

      Guy gets fired because this wasn’t the first time, and crazed is bad for bidness. And having an ex-to-be go postal doesn’t mean he’s psycho himself. Just sayin’.

  43. tenfo says:

    this is FRIIIGGGGIIN great, aye^^

  44. + _JOSEPH_ + says:

    TL;DR

  45. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    www. facebook.com/pages/teh-d00che-Presidont-of-teh-Internetz-of-Failbook/125005984246633 <<<<<<<<<<————————-

  46. DaileXD says:

    1 word… ouch!!!

  47. T. Seidel says:

    Now I wanna try!

  48. Jesus THe Whale says:

    EPIC freaking win for the ex boyfriend! what a dumb b*tch

  49. Zuhl666 says:

    There’s nothing like a bit of gravy…

  50. Jerb says:

    I have one word for the dude: “accomplice.”

  51. Emo Emu says:

    Ha, yknow looking at these two’s rants and actions, I would say they are made for eachother!

  52. Potatoes says:

    I want to hang out with this guy at a bar over a few beers and watch the game with him. He seems really cool.

  53. legendzinger says:

    war of the roses.

  54. Matheus says:

    This guy is #winning.

  55. Joanma Razepe says:

    This is 25k gold

  56. liljanedoe says:

    Awesome

  57. Ilold says:

    :’)
    So much win on that guy, that chick 100% deserved it.

  58. BB says:

    400 comments, srsly?
    200 of them are meme and past fail references. The other 200 are people arguing over whether or not it’s fake. YAWN.

  59. Name (required) - [Title - optional] of teh Internetz says:

    Battle of the S exes!

  60. TT says:

    No job or friends. What will she do when her inheritance money runs out?

  61. tonsofcrap says:

    b1tch just got owned!

  62. Jack says:

    i/HELLO/i

  63. Andy says:

    Aaaand that’s why men win.

  64. Jesus says:

    Well if there is no evidence of her actually stealing the money from the job, she explains her ex bf was lying, and her “annoying friends” were only but a few of them then pretty much she still wins.

  65. Mega Man X says:

    This guy definitely deserves his beer! Way to teach someone a lesson! :D

  66. Jamie says:

    that was harsh.

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  68. V123 says:

    I guess both must have been horrible people. She for doing all these bad things and being a total douche bag and he- for tolerating her villainy. Both got what they deserved.


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