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“I Don’t Know… CAN You?”

funny facebook fails - "I Don't Know... CAN You?"

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  1. StarPoop says:

    F!st in you all!

  2. Dewmz says:

    I need to turn off the A/C. It’s cOLD in here.

  3. A is for Adultress says:

    Smart azz kids these days!

  4. eyedongeeteet says:

    deezfahelzargeetenwersanwers

  5. Steve says:

    This was a rage comic meme that someone had made quite a while ago the user here just posted it on facebook when they never actually said that to a teacher.

  6. Ender Wiggin says:

    The joke itself is much oder than rage comics. I was in high school over ten years ago and we told this joke. And I doubt it was new then.

  7. eoz says:

    This is strangely familiar to me… Hm… Oh yeah, someone totally ripped that off and totally didn’t say it to their teacher.

  8. cebuspoop says:

    *May* I stick my finger up your butt and make you sniff it?

  9. emily says:

    NICE. the teachers are never as smart as they seem.

  10. Bella says:

    If this person really knew the meaning of this statement, he/she would know that it’s “modal” not “model.” Don’t use big words if you don’t know what they mean, children.

  11. Someone says:

    Modal*

  12. Someone says:

    It’s modal with an A as in modal verb.

  13. Crapbag says:

    Luckily they didn’t say “Can I use the can?”, the teacher would’ve been hella-confused.

  14. BAW says:

    Smart a@@ kids in every generation.

  15. Enzster says:

    Modal or not, just because you attempt to change a word to your liking doesn’t make it correct. The correct wording is indeed, “May I use the bathroom?”

    • Gary says:

      After people use a word a certain way for long enough, it becomes correct. Language changes. Keep in mind that 500 years ago, most of the words you just used would have been incorrect.

  16. Pifacedude says:

    the teacher could just say no.

  17. Name says:

    Repost from memebase m0ar.

  18. N1tp1ck3r says:

    By the way it’s *modal* not model, sweetie

  19. Graham says:

    this kid’s just wrong, the correct usage is may.
    look at a court case, they say “may i approach the bench” even though they’re asking for permission
    this post is a fail on the kid’s part

  20. Vee says:

    It’s off Family Guy. Nice try at originality but that’s a fail.

  21. Oddcatt says:

    Can is actually used improperly there. Using it to ask for permission is grammatically correct. If you look at those who rated thumbs-up, you will see that they think the kid got the better of his teacher. If you look at those who rated thumbs-down are all Grammar Nazis.

  22. MuffinMan says:

    The statement was rather verbose, it would have done to state that in that case the modality was deontic rather than epistemic.

  23. Ryan H says:

    Teacher: *Modal

    • Ghutom says:

      Thank you, I was just about to post that myself.
      After scrolling trhough all these posts how can this be att the bottom.
      The facebooker has obviously never said this to a teacher, just copied it along with the typo.
      Thank you Ryan, you have restored my faith in humanity!

  24. Johno says:

    If kids actually came up with responses like this, I’d be inclined to let them go. :)

  25. vhatuhnoob says:

    He probably just made this up, got it from memebase… Almost exactly. Loser… Elefantstuntdouble fails at being funny…

  26. martin says:

    this must be sheldon cooper

  27. ERROR 404 says:

    Regardations.

  28. chimmeychango says:

    Usage Note: Generations of grammarians and teachers have insisted that can should be used only to express the capacity to do something, and that may must be used to express permission. But children do not use can to ask permission out of a desire to be stubbornly perverse. They have learned it as an idiomatic expression from adults: After you clean your room, you can go outside and play. As part of the spoken language, this use of can is perfectly acceptable. This is especially true for negative questions, such as Can’t I have the car tonight? probably because using mayn’t instead of can’t sounds unnatural. Nevertheless, in more formal usage the distinction between can and may still has many adherents. Only 21 percent of the Usage Panel accepts can instead of may in the sentence Can I take another week to submit the application? The heightened formality of may sometimes highlights the speaker’s role in giving permission. You may leave the room when you are finished implies that permission is given by the speaker. You can leave the room when you are finished implies that permission is part of a rule or policy rather than a decision on the speaker’s part. For this reason, may sees considerable use in official announcements: Students may pick up the application forms tomorrow.

  29. ami1816 says:

    Is it sad that as soon as I read this I knew this was on Memebase awhile ago? Just a bit, I think.

  30. Meow says:

    C’mon, this was on memebase. Who are you trying to impress?

  31. G. James says:

    Make up your mind: are you planning to bathe or not? (bathroom vs. restroom)

    • OctopusWrangl3r says:

      Why would they want to rest in there? I hope the chairs are comfy; maybe they should bring a book.

  32. katelyn says:

    this would have been funnier to read, if i hadn’t read it as a like on facebook.

  33. iknow says:

    haha! I know the girl who posted this…and the teacher! it is quite hilarious if you know the teacher

  34. Kate says:

    I hate this. People just copy and paste this to think they’re smart and hilarious that they backtalk to their stupid teacher. Using “may” is polite. It’s about manners, not some curt explanation about grammar that the person doesn’t even understand.

  35. brad1990 says:

    SMH all of u have take one epic student on teacher burn and utterly killed it have u know shame


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