Yo, I’m actually the guy who made this video. I noticed I got a large sum of views from failbook and decided to snoop the comments of every post I haven’t seen yet.
You posting this helped me out alot, thanks!
How did you find this, if I may ask?
I’m a girl and my page has never looked like that before. I get excited if I get 7 notifications. But they’re usually just someone commenting after me on someone else’s post. Forever alone. :’(
Don’t worry… I watch people over their shoulders and the reason most people have numbers like that is the same reason mechanics have to ask, “How long did you say you’ve been driving with the check engine light on?”
No, mine pretty much looks like that. I quit bothering to check them after about the 300th invitation to some idiot’s house party in the next state and the 415th “ZONG CLIKC HERE TO FIND UR FEMALE VAMPYRE NAME SO ACCURATE LOL!!1″
Hmm, funny, I thought it was showing that men are so obsessed with FB that they check it constantly, and never let unanswered messages/requests pile up like that.
I started dating this wonderful woman, and she wanted to show me pictures on her Facebook. She brought up her profile, and it was just like this above. Then we went onto my profile, and she noticed the lack of them. You’d think this would be the other way around….WRONG!
Sorry, bud. I’ve been on the internet maybe longer than you’ve been alive — (you troll like a sixteen-year-old) — and I don’t do Facebook, either. Kudos to “me” for filling in the blanks.
I’m male and I only have one notification at any given time, so it’s true for me. The fact that I have no life and am on Facebook all of my waking hours (whether on my mobile or at my laptop) is irrelevant, the fact is I only have one notification.
I don’t get as many ‘notifications’ but a lot of friend requests (most of which are from people that I do not even know) and messages…lots of messages.
the notifications are “some commented the status/pic you liked” notifications, the friend requests are from farmville/mafia wars, and the messages are from fan sites.
i stoped playing mafia wars, stoped liking everything and immediately turned into pic 2.
Used to be me when I played World War and had about 20 friend requests a day and always receiving wall posts from it and messages from people asking for help.
International ridicule channel?
Iodized raisin corporation?
Iron rack creators?
Intro-Radiated cosmics?
Ick Rationalizers committee?
Iyaz’s Real fan Club?
LOL wrong! I always check my stuff.. I’m just very organized so I guess it depends on who’s organized. My husband definitely is NOT and his facebook looks like the females!
This is what mine looks like. >_< I never even check my inbox or notifiations anymore, it's always dumb stuff. My BF says I'm really popular, because he never gets any. Nah, my friends are just spammy.
lol because the man is at work all day so he doesnt have time to make stupid idiot comments about puppies the only posts he makes is about how awful her driving is
This is only true for girls with half naked profile pictures, for the rest of us non attention seekers this is false, most of the notifications I get are Farmville ones.
I always have friend requests from people living in different countries who “think they might know me” when they clearly do not. When I reject the request, they just keep sending them, as if they think I’m wrong and they really do know me. Some people just want to have more friends on facebook, I guess. :/
I’m a girl. I get excited when I have one notification. Then I click on it and it’s from the facebook group for a class I am in at school. Nobody loves me. I am the most forever alone.
This is total crap, I’m a female, been on facebook for 5 years, I’ve never had a single friend and I’ve been banned from facebook twice because I wasn’t “contacting and interacting with other members” so they came to the conclusion that my account was fake. TWICE.
Hm. No.
Yo, I’m actually the guy who made this video. I noticed I got a large sum of views from failbook and decided to snoop the comments of every post I haven’t seen yet.
You posting this helped me out alot, thanks!
How did you find this, if I may ask?
Agreed. My husband starts political wars and ends up with like 45 messages to my 5 (all f***ing Farmville requests).
same here.
I’m a girl and my page has never looked like that before. I get excited if I get 7 notifications. But they’re usually just someone commenting after me on someone else’s post. Forever alone. :’(
dont b down
Don’t worry… I watch people over their shoulders and the reason most people have numbers like that is the same reason mechanics have to ask, “How long did you say you’ve been driving with the check engine light on?”
you’re correct Sarah, this is not true. women don’t let the numbers get that high because they check it the moment the notification pops up!
So true!!!
My mother’s does. Hers is even worse!
No, mine pretty much looks like that. I quit bothering to check them after about the 300th invitation to some idiot’s house party in the next state and the 415th “ZONG CLIKC HERE TO FIND UR FEMALE VAMPYRE NAME SO ACCURATE LOL!!1″
This is quite true!!
It’s really not. It is a myth.
I guess I’m a very masculine woman XD
Me too…although I don’t use Facebook often, so that may be why this doesn’t apply to me…
Likewise.
We should rephrase, that really means “Attractive Female”. Sorry for the confusion.
+1
Lol, you would know because…?
More like, “person with too many friends”
More like, “girl with half-nude photo and tons of friends she doesn’t even know.”
More like, “girl with half-nude photos and tons of MALE friends of friends she doesn’t even know.”
+1
maybe if you shaved your arm hair once and a while you would have more friends
Arm hair!? Is anyone so shallow that they care about a woman’s arm hair!? Well, anyone other than you that is…
I’m just a guy, I guess. That is going to severely disappoint my husband.
MANYBELLSDOWN
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮
WHY U A TRAP?
Candles? For me? That’s so sweet, Dan.
LAWERENCE
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Y U NO LIKE MY CANDLES?
Those don’t look like candles, Dan.
Hairbrushes?! Thank you, Dan! My hair *ow* was getting *ow* so *ow* tangled *ow* and frizzy! *Long knot* *OWWWW*
Same :/
yep.
Correction :
*Hot* female.
^this!
^this
^Theocratic
^Democratic
^Erratic
^post-tramatic
^when
^this
^agrees
^That.
^ The other thing.
^puddin
^pops
^Gramps
^Lion
^ cramps
^period
> combo breaker
Combo platter.
^Computer virus
^funderful
^Come at me bro
^Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
^Sadly not
^ hello, what are we doing?
17 dollars!
^ C-C-C COMBO BREAKERRR
^gay
^closeted
^i like turtles
^ He likes turtles
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
C-C-C-COMBO HACKER
turtles are still cooler
Periods.
Commas,
Hermaphroditic semi-colon that proves I went to college;
Yet you don’t end your sentences with periods.
The punctuation itself was the point, I exclaim!
Full stop.
^+1
I wouldn’t call me mom *Hot*
Apparently others would.
post pics we’ll decide
^this
^That
Clam them
Correction:
Extroverted of any sex vs. Introverted of any sex
^This. How are people going to know if you’re hot if you don’t socialize?
well, you heard it, folks. facebook is the new socializing.
Correction:
Female who doesn’t care to manage notifications, messages or friend requests. (AKA my mom)
Correction:
*Any* female.
You guys really aren’t so picky.
Very false. No non-famous person gets that many requests/messages/notifications
I think it’s just one of those persons who friend absolutely anyone that will accept them and have hundreds of friends they don’t know.
Is this a female who doesn’t actually use FB all that much as she is out having a real life? Unlike me, obviously.
It’s totally a (somewhat popular) girl who hasn’t checked her facebook for a couple months!
They guy checked his about an hour ago.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… must be hot females because I am lucky to get 1 in a week.
So I’ve been using the male facebook all along?! That explains everything!
apparently they assigned it to you after seeing some of your pictures, cant blame them
yeah your gross
*turns waggle and mandingo’s sarcasm font OFF*
*you’re
*I’m blind
SO true.
Apparently I’m a male, then, though my uterus would beg to differ.
Same here…
Haha I was thinking the same thing. All this time I just had a serious case of the moobs.
You do, now cut down those burgers and get runnin’, fatman!
^Winz.
exactly my thought, though I wanted to say something more obscene instead of uterus.
same here…so I’m a man, then? o_O
Maybe i should create a separate account for my uterus. And friend your uterus!
*tries to decide if that’s too creepy or not*
i think youd have alot of friend requests…
No, see, this only applies to hot chicks. We don’t count :/
Somehow I think what it shows is that the male has a real life and only uses facebook as a way to keep in touch with only a few people.
Yeah, because females never receive friend invites/messages from people they met IRL, right?
I really question anyone who separates FB from real life, because mine integrate pretty much entirely..
[Insert flamingly sexist joke here]
[insert joke about the kitchen]
[add fact about lack of periods]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Insert joke about people who make combo breakers here
[Insert fire extinguisher... I mean USE]
Hmm, funny, I thought it was showing that men are so obsessed with FB that they check it constantly, and never let unanswered messages/requests pile up like that.
I am male and proud of my organizational habits that allow me to have only 1 or 2 notifications pending when I log on to Facebook.
^^^ u r gay. deal with it.
^Unsuccessful troll
^untrollful success
nice
^Just won 1 free internet
i agree, if I’d wait a week like my gf does, it would look exactly the same.
I started dating this wonderful woman, and she wanted to show me pictures on her Facebook. She brought up her profile, and it was just like this above. Then we went onto my profile, and she noticed the lack of them. You’d think this would be the other way around….WRONG!
who wants to bet how many of those notifications are for farmville?
89% in the best case scenario… (friend requests must be from people on farmville and messages are about farmville stuff…) ;d
This
I’m female yet the 2nd picture is more real for me…
It Happens to be quite the same for me.
I’m a male and for me it’s the first picture! *sigh* Sorry I lied, I won’t do it again…
Agreed.
Lol, same. We’re so unpopular!
Obviously her notifications pile up from being in the kitchen too long, duh.
How can a woman be in the kitchen too long? Obviously your not very sexist.
nah hes obviously just been given a poison sandwich.
I think it’s funny that his ava’s face looks fat.
I’m not on facebook so I don’t know what these things mean or what it implies. Someone help, please.
These are notifications. They mean you recieved (from left to right) a friend request, a message, or a general notification, ie a wall post or comment
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computer
Ah, You must be new to the internet.
Sorry, bud. I’ve been on the internet maybe longer than you’ve been alive — (you troll like a sixteen-year-old) — and I don’t do Facebook, either. Kudos to “me” for filling in the blanks.
unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
well don’t you seem cool?
Just Forever Alone.
Why the heck would you be reading Failbook if you don’t even have Facebook?
This is definitely not true. I’m female, and I haven’t had a notification in 24 hours.
^This amuses me
I’m male and I only have one notification at any given time, so it’s true for me. The fact that I have no life and am on Facebook all of my waking hours (whether on my mobile or at my laptop) is irrelevant, the fact is I only have one notification.
im a male and it is lies
I’d know if any of the girls I stalk were getting that many credits
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WOMAN STALK YOU!
but then they might have to leave the kitchen
also credits? what was I thinking of
The end of that movie you just watched?
I don’t get as many ‘notifications’ but a lot of friend requests (most of which are from people that I do not even know) and messages…lots of messages.
this is soo not true…
how much that single notification is farmville?
The text on the female one is different to what it actually is on facebook. such a fake!!!!
I disagree…
This is so true! My inbox is filled foreign men trying to speak to me to the point where I don’t read it.
Another reason to be thankful I’m not a woman.
i used to be pic 1.
the notifications are “some commented the status/pic you liked” notifications, the friend requests are from farmville/mafia wars, and the messages are from fan sites.
i stoped playing mafia wars, stoped liking everything and immediately turned into pic 2.
I’m female but this seems to say i’m a facebook male x)
This is SOOOOO true… my bf’s facebook looks just like the males and mine looks just like the females!!
Used to be me when I played World War and had about 20 friend requests a day and always receiving wall posts from it and messages from people asking for help.
mine looks more the male version.
…Looking through a glass onion.
Am I the only one who isn’t on Facebook here?
Nope. My friends are still on irc.
What’s IRC….
International ridicule channel?
Iodized raisin corporation?
Iron rack creators?
Intro-Radiated cosmics?
Ick Rationalizers committee?
Iyaz’s Real fan Club?
Internet relay chat
Oh……
Well that sucks
Dude, I get excited if I get 3 notifications at one time….looks like I’ve been using the male version all along…drat.
LOL wrong! I always check my stuff.. I’m just very organized so I guess it depends on who’s organized. My husband definitely is NOT and his facebook looks like the females!
This is what mine looks like. >_< I never even check my inbox or notifiations anymore, it's always dumb stuff. My BF says I'm really popular, because he never gets any. Nah, my friends are just spammy.
I’m a guy and for me it’s the “Female” one. That’s actually because my friends never shut up.
I’m female and for me it’s the “male” one. Totally stupid.
Plus, the title of the post reminded me of INXS, which is the only good thing about this
Uh….I might be male. brb Need to go check.
I guess this means I am a male. I thought I was a chick, but I guess not.
According to this post I apparently have also had a secret sex change. You are not alone.
Hilarious, even though it’s quite obviously fake/setup.
am i the only one to get the title reference?
Yeah, I thought I was a female, too. I guess I’m not.
lol because the man is at work all day so he doesnt have time to make stupid idiot comments about puppies the only posts he makes is about how awful her driving is
I like how they did this same joke last week, with a different situation. Hell, the numbers are even exactly the same.
If this is true, I demand my body to grow a penis.
+1
I can confirm this is true
with me and my sister as living proof -.-
I’m a guy btw
perhaps the captions should be:
Some people,
other, more popular people, generaly attractive females…
You know she’s a ho.
^I lol’d
Quite true…..i logged on my gfs profile once..with her consent of course….and she had about 200+ friend requests in a week. I checked mine..i got 2.
And that one notification too happens to be Farmville! Disappointment. I also get weirded out sending friend requests to guys… seems a bit pointless.
This is only true for girls with half naked profile pictures, for the rest of us non attention seekers this is false, most of the notifications I get are Farmville ones.
So if my notifications are between the male and female versions, does that make me homosexual or hermaphroditic?
I always have friend requests from people living in different countries who “think they might know me” when they clearly do not. When I reject the request, they just keep sending them, as if they think I’m wrong and they really do know me. Some people just want to have more friends on facebook, I guess. :/
So, according to my Facebook I’m a dude? Nobody bothered to mention that to my body.
I must be a guy then… no more Rule 30 breaking
Funny, I was born a she but my Facebook life is very male.
hmmm, these… GIRLS you are talking about… what are they? some new pokemon pack just came out?
Wrong.
I’m a girl. I get excited when I have one notification. Then I click on it and it’s from the facebook group for a class I am in at school. Nobody loves me. I am the most forever alone.
Not true… but I do love the caption above the picture XD
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
I rarely even get 1 thing XD I’m a man!
If you disliked this you are probably an ugly woman!!!
So.. I’m actually a guy?
If this be true, then let it be known that I am now a man! …But can I still like men? :S
Totally not true…..
I must have this biology thing wrong, then. According to this, I am male.
This is total crap, I’m a female, been on facebook for 5 years, I’ve never had a single friend and I’ve been banned from facebook twice because I wasn’t “contacting and interacting with other members” so they came to the conclusion that my account was fake. TWICE.