Not only is your “progect” totally unoriginal, I think you need to be able to spell to get into an Honors program.
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appreciate*
Noone cares about what hipsters say.
You’re Russian…
IN MOTHER RUSSIA WE SETTLE INSULTS WITH A KNIFE TO THE HEAD
Oh oh, I’m sorry, in Mother Russia, a Knife is a stiff drink of Vodka and turnip juice.
That’s a spoon!
Did…. Did I scare him away with threat of death?
I don’t believe I’ve ever noticed you before, but you are fantastic!
I’m If You Read This I Win, but I changed My name
Sexy.
You can’t afford it honey
How many rubles?
I’m Black X. I’m everywhere. You’ve probably seen my awesomeness before.
There is no spoon.
no cheat codes
In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!!!
im actually Russian… and i can confirm that vodka drank me multiple times…….. in the last hour
На здоровье!
this wins the day
Oh. I thought Vodka was his dog’s name??
In Russia… we have no fish… we have bear with fin.
We only care when hipsters die
*dont even
nice
Noone?? How about no one??!! It’s 2 words not one
Noone cares.
Clearly Dan cares enough to say that no one cares.
Who cares?
NOONE
pudding
WHERE!?
Noone? Ain’t that somewhere near Pennsyltucky?
noone cares to correctly answer
Your appearances nowadays are rare, Tony! WHAT HAPPENED?!
I no right?
Know way!
You no what’s weird? how knowns and verbs are so different!
So do I!
*herbs
Is it 4:20 already?
Happy Edgar Snyder Day!
In 5 minutes, it’ll be 4:20 somewhere.
Actually, it’s 4/20.
4:20 on 4/20?
IGNITION!
So, that’s why people like my birthday……
what’s weirder is that there are known nouns and noun unknowns. let’s go to war!
Y U NO KNOW “KNOW”?
Because it’s part of the joke…?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮
NO NO NO NO, U NO KNOW KNOW, I NO NO KNOW KNOW, IT’S U NO KNOW KNOW BECAUSE U NO KNOW HOW TO KNOW NO.
NONE SHALL CARE!
Sadly, this is typical of people who can’t freakin’ spell. I don’t understand how my sister, only 5 years younger than me, can’t spell to save her life, while most of the people my age have no problem with it.
brother*
Uncle*
Father’s wife’s sister’s dog’s kitten’s cousin’s pet ant twice removed*
Wouldn’t your Fathers, Wife’s, Sister be your Aunt?
Only if she is also not your mom
Doh!!!
Are you seven?
That’s under 18 Dan, if You were wondering.
Duly noted.
Your face does not agree with your words.
now THAT is a work of art. FAST hanclap for you.
*hanfap
Honey, You can’t afford it either, talk to da hand
So, incorrect spelling is typical of people who can’t freakin’ spell. You’re really thinking outside the box with that profound statement.
153 comments at this point, and you’re the only one who picked up on the troll. Congratulations!
Trolls are meant to be funny or provocative. Yours was neither. failtroll.
*only 5 years younger than I.
Common misspelled words in my mind.
You misspell words in your mind? Wow, what talent!
Prove it.
No one can spell anymore. I don’t get it. How hard is it???
C’mon over, I’ll show you
DON’T DO IT! HE PUT SEDATIVE IN MY CHAMPA-*Passes out*
It’s not THAT hard, Dan…
Never had any complaints yet.
Just because you never had anyone to try how hard it is…
‘(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮
Were you trying to write Russian?
Y U no beblieve it’s hard?
yes, 0 for 0 is a perfect record
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)’
I was referring to spelling.
So was I.
…Spelling with my penis.
What is a .sinep?
Iiiiiiiiiiii put a spell on you…
You’re done already? Didn’t even know you started…
It’s spelt “Honours”…
In Bristish yes but not in American
Well I’ve never heard of this Bristish language, is it only spoken by Brists? I do know that in British English it’s spelled “honours,” however.
Nah, we do that in America too.
You’re thinking of a mohel, a Jewish person (typically a rabbi) who is trained to perform the ceremony of Brit Milah. The ceremony is often referred to as a bris.
Nope, that’s a mohel. The ceremony is called a bris.
The problem is you speak English, regardless of the dialect. Just because hundreds of years of stupidity has led people to accept wrong spelling doesn’t change the fact that it’s Honour. Try getting an education.
Why does that particular grain get honors? What about barley? I’m confused…
No, no, Spelt Honours are given to all kinds grain farmers. Just like Golden Globe awards are given to men and women of all races, whether they are tanned, or have boobs, or not.
Traditionally, that should be the case. Unfortunately, lazy American-English has made the lack of “u” acceptable in some spellings and/or situations. (In fact, Spell Check on Firefox even denies these spellings.)
It’s the same with “colour/color” or “neighbour/neighbor,” for example.
That’s actually nothing to do with laziness.
It’s not laziness. We simply acknowledge that we’re not French.
Ah yes, the Arrogant, Repetitive Syndrome of Europe (also known as ARSE) rears its ugly head again.
It’s called “language shift” and you should get a little more educated prior to generalizing/generalising a whole country. Or in my case, a whole continent!
IT’S CALLED FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER!! STEWPID UHMORACAN!!! HURR DURR!! *EURO RAEG*
I was taught in English Language lessons that American spellings came from an American gentleman who was trying to simplify the language. I can’t for the life of me remember his name…
Noah Webster.
Not all his simplifications caught on. (Soop for soup, ake for ache, and many others.) But taking the “U” out of words like “color” wasn’t even his idea. It’s been an acceptable variant spelling almost as long as the words have been in the language.
have you ever listened to British people try to talk. It’s like they struggle with ever word they say.
I agree. It’s totally spelt “honours” and dropping the u is just wrong.
D@mn, what do you people have against regular old wheat? HUH?
bunch of ciliacs around here
*protesters gather
HEY HEY! HO HO!
CILIACS HAVE GOT TO GO!
GLUTEN! GLUTEN! GLUTEN! GLUTEN!
*singlehandedly smashes ^protesters
Hey! My 2-year old has *celiacs. Each time he eats the tiniest crumb of wheat he has to suffer for 6-8 hours. Doing a poo – as 2 year olds do – makes him go thru terrible pains. We can live with rice- and corn-crackers and horriblyterriblyawfully expensive glutenfree bread, but it’s still nothing to make fun of. Be happy you don’t have to work your turds hard …
*takes Bert-n-Ernie aside…
OK, settle… settle down. Did you read the whole thread? We were joking about someone not knowing how to spell “spelled” and incorrectly using “spelt.”
Check out context before busting out of your straight jacket.
“Spelt” is also correct (another past tense for spell), so the whole correction comment string is moot.
Queue the sad trombone.
cue*
OMG. I r nawt sew smarts rite noww.
We all have bad days…
it’s all i can do to not red pen all over my screen.
/spelling/grammar nazi
It’s all I can do to not _____ all over your _____.
Let me guess! Let me guess!
…”constitutional” all over your “motivational?”
Spill water all over your pretty dress
sit, cake.
jizz/face
corn, antartica
*Honours
*Boners
THATS WHAT I READ TOO I think I might have a problem…
OH REALLY? I NEVER NOTICED.
thats normal
I just want to say that people like this put out a bad rep for all young people everywhere. Some of us can type, spell, and use grammar like an adult.
What bothers me is his unwillingness to use a spell checker.
*her
*its
(But yeah, missed that it said “Dani.”)
And “jewishgirl”.
And that fact that not many boys would want to use “secrets” as the subject matter of their submission.
The minority, I am sad to report. I guess that makes it a minority report.
Your face, it’s so shiny…. Must…… Have……
I agree. By the time I was eight or nine I had learned grammar.
By the time I was eight or nine I had learned that the world was a cruel, unjust place, and that life was nasty, brutish, and short. Just like my wife.
Boom-tish!
By the time I was eight or nine I had losted my will to live
sounds like she’s lifted her “idea” from the All-American Rejects’ music video for “Dirty Little Secret”. They should be honered.
They should be on her.
*there I fixed it*
Actually, the Rejects got it from Postsecret, which is likely where Jewface got her idea from too.
bravado
Jewishgirl?
What about it?
It’s ironic, see?
Honours – England.
Honors – America.
Apparently. According to a quick Google search and a vast ignorance of honours / honors programmes / programs (delete as appropriate).
Honors – America.
Honours – Everywhere else (that speaks English)
Sounds like those countries all like to get together and brag about their u’s just to make America feel inferior.
Or would that be inferiour? Now I can’t even figure out the damn rules!
*roules
*roulls rouyce
Cute, I am French, and i don’t do those kind of mistakes… actually I never did…
Oh. Do you MAKE mistakes? Why yes, you do.
No. Licsu is French…they are perfect. Just ask them!
I was one of them *cigarette*
*Takes cigarette, throws on ground, stomps into ash* YOU HAVE A REAL SMOKING PROBLEM, IT’S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*smack upside the head* Never interup a man’s post-coital cigarette, son.
You dropped your t and r. *picks up and gives to Dan*
*Pulls out knife* Don’t mess with a “Russian”, son.
Huh. Why can’t I comment on anything?
Hey! My picture is different! What happened to the unibrowed green spiky thing?
CHANGE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
CHANGE THE UNIVERSE
O.o
This is way TL;DR for me.
You forgot your Ritalin again, didn’t you?
So many fails… So… many…
*passes out from fail overdose*
a compleat secret? What is this, the college of Phyrexia?
SPPAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
…maybe you should consider the Boners College instead.
I think that what’s even more funny (or lame) is that she corrected “honor’s” but not all the other ‘embarrising’ mistakes. See private group here:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/home.php?sk=group_212021138826973
Obviously this person is a product of a public school system, possibly in my city (which shall remain nameless to protect its privacy) I am appalled by the fact that teachers here do not insist that students use proper grammar, nor do they insist they spell correctly when writing papers. They just give them A’s for getting their point across, no matter how badly.
^ AGREED. My younger sister went to different schools than I did, and to this day I still wonder how she was able to graduate with her horrible spelling skills.. : s
I know what you mean.
English teacher: “I don’t grade based on spelling or grammar. All that matters to me is the subject of your paper and how well you seem to understand it and make a point.”
Me: “jgiroahgr;’av;a WHY THE HELL NOT?!”
I was invited into the honor’s program at my college. I voluntarily left after one semester. Why? The students in there were so full of themselves and constantly on speed so they can keep up with their work. The special classes were not interesting to me. It was all history when I was a science major. One girl in my class attempted suicide by jumping off one of the campus garages because of the pressure caused by the program. Most not all of these people were not what you think of as honor’s students. A few students in my class would always wear long sleeves because they were cutters from all the stress. What does it get you? Cords and partial paid tuition…. and loss of hair, misery, and a good chance of drug use or obsessive compulsive disorder. Not worth it! One of my former coworkers (from our previous job) stayed in the program, we had the same major, and I turned out getting a better job than her. It may not be like this everywhere, but that was my experience with honor’s.
Honor’s what?
*Honors- I stand corrected.
If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
Not all Honors programs are alike. The Honors program at my University is awesome–the professors basically choose what they want to teach most (within certain guidelines, of course) each semester and teach it knowing that the students can keep up. There are always new classes to choose from, and you can’t beat a class in which the professor is excited to teach the subject. Not stress-free by any means, but you’re stressed about doing projects that you actually want to do.
It was a one story garage wasn’t it?
She misspelled “hooters” the same way twice. Seems to be a strange way to apply for a new pair anyway.
You didn’t underline “appriciate” either. Editing fail!
Present tense verb “choose” is perfectly fine in the sentence she used, even if not her intent it’s very defensable.
made you jump on spelling of defensible
True, but I’m pretty sure it’s a mistake because she meant “chose”.
-easily- defensible.
*Fake*
She would probably get in to the honors program in my high school. You pretty much just had to show up more often than not, do at least a couple of the assignments, and not be stoned in class too often and you’re in!
ALSO “COLLAGE” IS SPELLED “COLLEGE”
also “apriciate” is “apreciate”
Actually, it’s spelled “appreciate” and “collage.” She was not referring to an institution of higher learning.
also your an idiot you don’t make a “COLLEGE” out of an assortment of overlapping pictures. But you do however make a “COLLAGE”.
I really hope that the post was not in face a misspelling teen but was cops pretending to be a teen to instead get a bunch of people to confess their crimes. LOL
The red lines under your words are NOT there to make your text look pretty. >_>
the idea of secrects is not original at all, don’t we have Post Secrets for this?
She got “collage” and “college” right, though. I still have to think for a second to remember which is which.
Has Dani ever really been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How the hell did she spell words like “project” and “honors” wrong, but she managed to spell “potentially” and “collage” correctly?
She’s an arts student, what do you expect?
there’s an honers college for art students?
Tl;dr
*speechless*
“choose” in this context would be acceptable… although slightly hawkward
“guys’s” is actually correct. A lot of people think that the possessive of words ending in “S” should end with an apostrophe, but this is actually only an option. Both “guys’s” and “guys’” are correct
Er, I’m not sure if this is correct. I’ve never heard of “guys’s”- i’ve only learnt about ” guys’ ” as a plural possessive.
she obviously meant guise
No, that rule relates to singular nouns ending in “s” or “z”. *ALWAYS* omit the trailing ‘s’ for possessive plurals.
They have a special program for honers? That’s nice, although honing isn’t really that complicated…
Maybe he meant Boners? the ‘H’ and the ‘B’ keys are pretty close together.
because so many jewish girls are men
Whoever marked up the graphic by underlining the misspelled words also underlined “compleat”. However, this is an acceptable variant (albeit an archaic one) of the word “complete”.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/compleat
I… am speechless. i was actually invited to this event by “dani” who is a close friend of mine O.o
haha, just checked the group’s page and the creator corrected most of the spelling errors. She probably just put it through spell check though because she still manages to use there instead of their. Way to learn from your fail.
Guys’s is actually correct
No, it’s not.
“Jesus’s” is correct. “Guys’” is correct. Omit the “‘s” for plurals.
Thanks for playing.
I’m pretty sure it’s jesus’. Anyhow she might just be dislexic.
That’s a common misconception (though consequently accepted by some sources). Read through http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Singular_nouns_ending_with_an_.22s.22_or_.22z.22_sound.