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The government is going to put it’s finger in your butt hole then make you smell it’s finger.
I already found that Condom saying on Stumble Upon so it’s not new…..
I agree. I’ve seen this joke loads of times over the years, it’s one of those that’s funny the first time you read it but gets slightly less funny each other time. Can I get an ‘Amen’?
No but if You ask nicely You cant get a “Hollla”
Monkey potato mexican squirt bee Kelly Clarkson!
has anyone ever said that before? really? DAMN! oh well, back to the classics:
did he died?
Nice Troll, I almost wrote an angry post about that statement. Very elaborate, very nice.
No, but you can get a hot tub!
It’s still new to me.
My mum always said; you should always be willing to try new things.
If you’d like to discuss it further, we could go somewhere quiet and have a drink…
I know this quite nice restaurant in Australia where they sell Drop Bear Ribs.
I know a quite nice place in Australia that sells Drop Bear Ribs.
I deal with ribs all the time, but they’re For Her Pleasure, not eating.
We-. Ho-. I can’t come up with a good Troll for that, that’s just genius.
but stolen jokes are always lame.
That’s usually how jokes “get around”. Otherwise, how do the masses hear them?
Plus, I paid $200 for that joke…it’s not stolen, you jerk.
But will they at least wear a finger condom? The government wouldn’t like an FTD, would they?
^has no friends and women think he’s a poof.
HEY! Skyman is a good troll, don’t tease Him! You mess with him You mess with Me!
skyman IS monkey Face.
Monkey Face is everyone and noone at the same time.
Now go have Your head explode somewhere else, Computers get damaged from liquid head.
Hah! That’s my nickname for Dom Pérignon.
Liquid Head?
Works every time.
What have You tricked Me into?
Hush now, have some more champagne.
IS THIS HOW YOU GET ALL OF THE GIR- *Lights out*
I’ve been masturdbating to this for the past hour in hopes the gov’t really does this.
Musturd-bating.
Umm… “It” is back.
Just let it die.
It’s already eaten 5 pounds of this rat poison I’ve been leaving out for it. HOW will it EVER die?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
All sparks must burn out in the end.
*sparkly people
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
game over man, game over!
What are You talking about? THE GAME?
He lost. That’s why The Other Game is better. DUH! WINNING!
Rule 234. states that Scarecrow always wins, even if he fails. no exceptions.
If you don’t believe it’s there, it isn’t there. Use the force. Block it out from your mind like a bad date.
I love it when the government changes it is emblem.
I want to know where I can get an “actually being screwed?”
Step into my office…
You should listen to him, he’s a master at that stuff.
Thank God he’s no master debater……………….
Master Baiter*
I love it, when, people use, commas, when, they aren’t, necessary.
Like, when you, like, us like, like , like alot?….like?
Jump on the anti-government bandwagon! All aboard! (Where were these guys during the Bush administration? Oh yeah, their heads buried in the sand because Glenn Beck didn’t say it was ok for them to feel angry at the government.)
Glenn Beck is FAIL!
BUZZWORD COUNT
[x] government
[x] Bush
[x] Beck
URO leveled up! URO is now a lvl2 troll!
URO wants to learn BAIT but URO already knows 4 moves! Should a move be forgotten to make space for BAIT?
•PROBLEM
•JELLY
•TROLOLOL
•SPLASH
Dan’s comment made me giggle. Original post was lame though.
Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks. All the blue waffles on the internet, plus syrup, for Dan!
Dan has leveled down for not being a subtle troll
Dan is now a level 8999 troll.
Now it’s under nine thousand, I feel sorry for You Dan.
‘s okay, I missingno’d some rare candy earlier.
DON’T USE STEROIDS, KIDS *om nom nom*
Being subtle is one of the most important parts of a Troll unless it’s not required. And, Eat enough Steroids and You can shoot lasers from Your eyes!
Dan realy, pokemon reverenses? Realy? FML for knowing this, but realy, you?
RATICATERS GONNA RATICATE
NEPTUNIANS GONNA NEPTUNATE
(Idk :p)
PIKACHU’S GONNA PICK AT YOU!
Definitely “Jelly”. It’s not very effective………………..
For those new to the hate-Glenn-Beck bandwagon: He did speak out about Bush, so you should probably stop listening to the voices in your head and do like he (Glenn) suggests and do your own research instead of taking everything some communist talking head says at face value.
better than a fascist whining lunatic.
Wow, the ad hominem just solidifies your argument. Stellar dialectic skills, anony mouse. You absolutely MUST have been on the National Forensic League. Your ability to codify and deliver your contention is unmatched by any.
And I realize ThatDarnCat used ad hominem as well, but at least there was some semblance of substance.
Oh, and cats eat mice.
(P.S. I actually agree that Beck is a lunatic. For real, I think he has some mental problems. Good night!)
what do you mean ad hominem? its a fact that Liberals are Communists, Socialists, Un-American, and Elitists, while Conservatives are fascists, radical fundamentalists, Racists, and they like to screw over poor people.
You are my kind of people, Chuck.
I remember quite a few anti-govenment crud out during Bush’s time. Looks like we know who was too busy jackin’ off to Al Gore during that time
How the hell can anyone be called Kaysea? O_o
welcome to the world outside the internet.
I met a Kaysea once…all she did was yell so I stuck her in a closet.
Then I guess she should
*Puts shades on*
Come out of the Closet.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lesbos WIN?
You spelled IfYouReadThisIWin is Awesome wrong.
You spelled “I Want Attention” wrong.
Hey what a coincidence! A girl randomly came into my closet one day, and her name was Kaysea too! She was yelling about something, but I couldn’t figure out what, so we made out.
YOUR CLOSET? I believe Your talking about Loldahl’s closet since that’s where You live.
Ix-nay on the ola’s-Lay oset-clay, e-shay oesn’t-day ow-knay I’m in ere-hay…
She doesn’t know You’re there? I’ll have to tell her then….
Kaysea violates one of the rules of women you should never date (because they’re crazy):
1) Never date a woman named after a month of the year
2) Never date a woman named after a flower
3) NEVER DATE A WOMAN WHO USES EXTRA VOWELS TO SPELL HER NAME
You missed the part where you never date a woman whose parents named her two consonants (in this case, KC) by using homonyms of the letters names.
Homonym is a disturbing word to Me….
too homonyrotic?
No, just saying “Homonym” Makes My stomach feel empty and reminds me of a Beige Mountain Range with sparse trees but the Trees have three holes in them that resemble faces going “Ooooo” And it’s just awesome and strange at the same time…..
list fail- there is no mention of sammiches. clearly you are an 8-year old hermaphrodite.
you’re*
Seriously? You’re correcting the spelling on a post that the person that misspelled the word won’t even see? You are not even close to winning!
*mispelled
This^
You know You spell really bad when Drongo; corrects You.
So true, so true. Charlie fails and Drongo wins (just as always)
*smell
*I am an amature
…a motor winding?
?gnidniw rotom a…
Wrong. http://oxforddictionaries.com/view/entry/m_en_gb0525510#m_en_gb0525510
You’re new to Drongo aren’t you?
I only know that I can’t read his posts. Beyond that, I remain blissfully ignorant of him! lol
“Winning” became “Losing” when Charlie Sheen chose to adopt it as his trademark.
I see five or six more grammatical errors.
i see dead people
I see you
Except Charlie was right. Check a dictionary. There’s a double “s” in “misspelled”.
Watt’es korreck speelin’es gotta doo’es wiff ennyfink …I knude’ed datt ittes jussttes mee innear deemonddes …
I knew a Miss Pelled once.
In the biblical sense.
ha livicktus, 69:8
I’m not sure how to respond to that.
Just relax, and do what feels natural.
It’s exactly like Potty Training
in soviet russia, the potties train YOU!
oh wait. i failed, didn’t i?
No that was pretty good
Ah, I’m pleasantly surprised more people haven’t done the “But Boooosh…”, “Nah, that Obongo guy is…”
Here’s a refreshing change. For decades we’ve had nothing but liars, thieves, and whores running our government, and from both parties. Bush started runaway deficit spending. Obama caught the pass and charged forward even faster. Now that we’re cutting back to, not sure, Bush era deficit levels, we’re all supposed to be okay with that?
I’ll just sit back and enjoy the comments now, if any.
Actually, deficit spending goes all the way back to FDR. The United States didn’t even have an income tax before WWI.
Very true. The New Deal was really more of a “Raw Deal” when you look at the numbers. We got a lot of roads fixed and created, that’s for sure… but it was never the savior of the US the way it was portrayed.
Mostly I’m talking about recent spending.
Since WWII, not the first one.
This joke is better in french, I think. More… realistic ?
Yes, Felix. Seriously
hilarious. ignorant, but hilarious nonetheless
Sex is evil.
Sadly unsuccessful Troll is sadly unsuccessful
Super AIDS > Condom
should have never been that dirty, stupid scavenger
shoulda been the turkey
Leave Your trolling for Memebase and Graphjam until You get a little better
that’s not trolling, it should have been the turkey as suggested by Franklin
I’ll let you know when I does troll
I’ve seen Your trolls, they’re okay.
Have YOU ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Hurr durr!
Funny =))
Condoms really are ruining the next generation. At my age of thirteen I’ll be happy to retire at 2072.
actually sounds more like the Regan administration, i’m just saying
Sad, but actually I could see them doing that.