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Only if You don’t change that picture XD
Doesn’t*
Lolwut?…..
*Tollwut
('Rabies' in German)btw, how do you change it?
Just because you asked it nicely.
no, you’re schfifty-fifth
Shiggity-schvat?
Schfifty-five!
-.-
That’s a bloody win for the ages!
Sonic always wins.
No, Charlie Sheen always Wins.
WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make that wining.
Make that whining…
old.
You’re old. Just look at your avatar. You have a MONOCLE! A F**KING MONOCLE! You might as well be shouting “I’m old”, if your vocal cords can handle that.
I’m sorry, it seems you misunderstand what the definition for old is.
May I advise using “awesome”, “badass”, or “classy mother f**ker” as a replacement?
im wearing a charlie sheen shirt right now.
What, you made it out of his skin?
I saw one at a Dillard’s yesterday. Never going back in there.
Charlie Sheen’s wearing a teh d00che shirt right now.
F**k yeah
WIN!
Now would be the time to demand a promotion and a raise.
yeah since he made himself indispensable
If it weren’t for him, the badniks on the accounting folders would overrun the office
You spelled Badminton wrong
you spelled Badnik wrong, I suggest you consult your local Sonic wiki about them
You spelled Loser wrong.
You spelled Laser wrong. To every man, woman, & child we want an end to the glamorization of negativity in the media. We want an end to status symbols dictating our worth as individuals. We want a meaningful and universal education system. We want substance in the place of popularity. We will not compromise who we are to be accepted by the crowd. We want the invisible walls that separate by wealth, race & class to be torn down. We want to think out own thoughts. We will be responsible for our environment. We want clarity & truth from our elected officials or they should move aside. We want love not lies. We want an end to all wars and foreign & domestic violence. We want an end to the processed culture of exploitation, over-consumption & waste. We want knowledge, understanding & peace. We will not lose because we are not Losers, we are Lasers. Lasers are the opposite of Losers. Lasers are shining beams of light that burn through the darkness of ignorance. Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion. Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future.
Lasers stand for losers who think they can turn into winners by changing one letter in the word “loser” and ranting about how special they are. Yeah, special as in “Ed.”
Nice Troll, it is universally effective and insulting. Quite nice, quite nice. And actually that came from Lupe Fiasco’s Lasers album so it’s not Me it’s them.
Its*
No. It’s “it’s.” S/he is saying “It is not me; it is them.” It’s still a bad sentence, but “it’s/its” isn’t the issue.
I wish you’d kept a success-count all this time Billy, your 100th victim must be coming up soon.
Troll’d
‘Tis such a simple troll, yet effective.
TL;DR
me2
this post doesn’t please me.
we want you to shut up
Actually Lupe makes a good point. The idea behind the album and the message behind the songs is probably one of the best out there in that genre of music right now and others as well I would say. So maybe you should shut up…
Why thank You good sir, I agree.
I must admit, the comment is very inspirational. However, we have to realise that life is not as we see it in the movies. People can TRY be the laser but will more often than not fail to hit their target and then in turn be downgraded to the lower form of loser as the morality is destroyed from their failure
Too long. Didn’t read.
TL;DR
When you were confronted, you should have done a forward roll into him.
I see what you did there …
but first spin on the ground for a couple of seconds to make the forward roll go faster ^^
Or just use your homing attack? besides, it’s probably best to strike down your boss from above O.o
… I don’t think that humanly possible??
It’s possible, but I’m sure you’d eventually get a call from HR about it…
But before they have a chance to call, you can go collect emeralds and turn yellow to overpower then… it’s risky but worth a try if you have a few spare lives.
HA! Love it.
German businessmen are amused.
English entrepreneurs are entertained.
I’m just whelmed.
Extraterrestrial Fish Salesmen are tickled.
Polish professionals are pleased.
Danish dons are delighted
Laryngitic listers are laughing, and I don’t even know if that makes sense.
Spanish salary-men are satisfied
American alcoholics are aggravated.
Finnish fire fighters are frolicking fabulously
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
CRACKHEAD C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS ARE CAUSTIC
Awesome alliterations are awesome.
Malaysian merchants are masturbating. Wait what-
How about masticating?
muff punch.
Taiwanese tailors are terrified.
Japanese junior-managers are jaded because their office building is mashed
Too soon………………….-1
Oh, but overly long ellipses are totally acceptable. -100
I loled +1
The frowny-face makes it acceptable. +1
company’s*
who cares?
-1 internets.
siege hail
shouldnt this be on the ‘WIN’ page?
Don’t there tend to be several duplicates on this network?
“Failbook – Funny Facebook Status Messages.” O.O
Hah, this one should be on WIN!, not on Failbook
But it’s a Facebook post. It has to at least be on Failbook……………….
no such thing as winbook, doesn’t sound right
Very nice win!
Ja, wir lieben Sonic xD
Ja, ich habe viele Geschichten von deutschen buisnessmen nur tun sie Arbeitsplätze und sie bekommen Post von den dummen Amerikaner mit Sonic the Hedgehog auf sie gehört. Silly Amerikaner und alle You’re Gewaltvideospiel Passtimes!
Meanwhile the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
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and has proven the nonexistence of god by proving his existence, therefore eliminating all faith in him and making him nonexistent.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
Google-Translator-Fail…
FOR YOUR INFORMATION IT’S A DESKTOP GADGET XD
whatever it is, it’s wrong
ja das stimmt
*its
if you don’t speak german…. well … just…. don’t
what is this… I don’t even o__o
There’s nothing cool about a blue hedgehog. It probably has a weird illness or something
Or maybe he’s just sad :’(
Actually, it wasn’t an illness per say. But there was that semi-tragic accident when he was a child that involved a prankster porcupine cousin, some rubber bands, a bathtub full of gin and a large vat of permanent blue dye…..
And some hair gel mixed into the large vat.
Or he could be suffocating. OMG O_O! Anyone know APR?
You mean CPR?
You mean CCR?
you mean USSR?
IN SOVIET RUSSIA SR US YOU!
*CPR. Oops
On the bright side, you’re typo started a combo.
I shed a tear for the amount of win in this post.
Win!
This post made my day.
Oh, this one is SO a win in SO many ways!!!!
He should find a way to draw it on the inside of the envelope. Then they’ll have more fun with the picture because they have to find it first. Make it a game. =)
Drawing sonic is not cool. Only losers draw sonic. Now tails on the other hand……
Tails > Sonic = Luigi > Mario
You must be a younger brother.
I like sepporting the little guy, is that so wrong. Lol
Saying ‘lol’ after sentences is very wrong.
How do you “sepport” something, exactly?
Oh how I can relate!
Because he is just that awesome ♥
*HIT BY YOU, A SONIC HATER, AND PROUD TO BE HIT, BECAUSE IF A SONIC HATER HIT ME BECAUSE THEY HATE SONIC IT MEANS THAT I LOVE SONIC AND I TAKE THAT IN A GOOD WAY AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT, GO DIE IN A HOLE ♥*
umad?
Germans love Sonic? What about the Hoff?
He loves Sonic too.
Just because no one hassles the Hoff, does not mean that supersonic hedgehogs are necessarily forsaken in the stern German heart.
I just saw a commercial for a German Youtube-like website and guess who was in it!? The Hoff!
Sometimes I am honestly ashamed of being German…
Epic Win
Ha ha, this is fantastic, work must be a little bit more fun now. I wonder if he’s started drawing other characters aswell.
So do I
LOL his personal info was covered up with blue. Waitaminute, what if Sonic’s blood is blue. Then I’d have to PWN the guy who posted this.
Who knew Germans had senses of humour?
As an Austrian, I lol’d.
as a Pole, i facepalmed
As a Belgian, I facepalmed… at our governement.
Did someone working at sega post this?
Not exactly a confrontation, though… being confronted about it gives the impression that there was a problem, not a praise.
This is definitely a WIN!
hahahaha what a cute little pick me up!
http://coolshtbybritt.com
I don’t trust You, but Dan will.
What time should I pick you up?
SOOO MUCH WIN!
i would offer to help, but it would not be sincere. unless you happen to be a) attractive and/or b) desperate (and/or c) covered in soft hair.)
MLIA, and so is blue’s.
Zzzzzzzzz
Win
How is this a fail? This is obviously a win, as Sonic the Hedgehog never fails.
It is Funny, isn’t it? (Look at the title bar…) -.-
Actually, he was failing pretty hard in the time period between Adventure 2 and Colors.
pudding.
That’s because Sonic is awesome
I can see a success kid picture out of this.
WIN!