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  1. Perseus says:

    Er…
    PROTECT THE PARADOX! PROTECT THE PARADOX!!

  2. Chuck says:

    no paradox, you have to get rid of the N******, or else racists will keep coming back.

  3. doncamillo says:

    ^Nice one

  4. Let's get Dirty with Mike Rowe says:

    I’m not a racist. I’m an equal oppurtunity hater. I hate everyone :)

  5. Dänemarker says:

    For about ten minute i thought the censored “Black People” was a name, and didn’t get it at all. Then when I realized it I thought; “WHY THE FRIGGIN’ HECK ARE YOU CENSORING THIS PAGE ANYWAY!?”
    >:-(

    (Tried to write it with swear words but, meh, it wouldn’t show..)

  6. Kon says:

    I don’t gett it? Neighbors and racists?

  7. sleepy says:

    the nascars and racers.

  8. kiwi says:

    Some people do use the ‘N’ word outside of racial context. They use it to describe extremely stupid people or criminals, regardless of race.

  9. Shujoxa says:

    …actually, yeah, what?

  10. zappafrank says:

    Oohhhh… naggers.

  11. Farmer Mayhem says:

    I agree, the world would be a better place without naggers and racists.

  12. Ohnij says:

    Niqgers.

  13. That One Girl... says:

    Nadgers? Indeed, the world would be better off without those. However short the world would then be…

    (Seriously, nobody had used nadgers yet?!)

  14. Ohnij says:

    Sreggin.

  15. Kazin says:

    The way I see it, there’s a distinct difference between black people and nadgers (see, I used it!). The major differences are that normal black people talk like they have a firm grasp of the English language, aren’t completely insane, don’t act like gangsters and don’t ruin neighborhoods.

    So, personally, I agree with the guy.

    • Justice says:

      Careful. By even SUGGESTING there’s a less then wholesome element to society will get you into all sorts of problems.

      White trash. Asian thugs. Black drug dealers. Mexican gangsters. All of them share in many of the same issues and cause nothing but problems society has to clean up, while a few bleeding hearts chase the rest of us around filing lawsuits if we even suggest there’s a problem. You know, because wanting children of all races to grow up, get an education, and become a productive member of society rather than a welfare sponge raised on the streets is very intolerant and bigoted of me.

    • Patrick says:

      ‘scuse? NORMAL? You’re not one who gets to judge what is and isn’t NORMAL.

    • Cyber Controller says:

      You are a racist tool.

      In other words, I believe that the successful Troll is successful, and I got a bit of a chuckle out of the pic.

  16. JubJubs says:

    No, it’s Nigels.

  17. Randy says:

    Ugh… I don’t think I can write this here!

  18. Inigo Montoya says:

    Redacting the word when it’s the whole freekin’ crux of the fail = FAIL. It would be nice if we were bright enough to distinguish between hurling epithets (BAD) and quoting them in order to discuss them, point out hypocrisy, etc (OK).

    But that would require actual sanity on the Intertubez, so…

  19. AshinKusher says:

    Ninjers

  20. Muff Punch says:

    Racism is awful. I reckon the best solution is to get rid of all races, bar one. Then everyone would be the same…

    • chilara says:

      …and then we’d start to get rid of the people bigger than “normal” (or maybe smaller, first- less dangerous), and then ugly people, red-haired ones,…
      No. That wouldn’t work.

      • Muff Punch says:

        being ugly or having red hair is not a race, it is a look. Therefore we would get rid of racisim.

        • hi says:

          when you get rid of one thing people hate about each other, people will naturally find another reason to hate other people. be it religion, hair color, or shape/size. people just suck.

          • Muff Punch says:

            ‘people just suck.’ wow. cheer up Charlie, I think we should take the problems we have now, fix them, and take whatever comes next as we see fit. It’s like eating an apple, might be brown with bruises on the outside, you cut off the bruises, continue eating but not care to think what the core will be like until you reach it.

            • bot fly says:

              …Until you realize the core is filled with arsenic! It wasn’t an apple at all, it was a time release capsule for poison! If only you had thought enough to realize that those bruises were a sign of what laid within.

              • Muff Punch says:

                true true, how ever you would never of found out the real out come of that core untill you got to it. Another words life is just one big gamble.

  21. Lytrigian says:

    Well, as Richard Pryor once put it after spending almost a month in Africa…

    • PolyTicks says:

      ^ Well-put, although I disagree about the skin color of the original people. Deterioration of pigmentation in genetics suggests that the first people most-likely had olive-toned skin, such is currently prevalent in the middle-east. But that’s beside the point. Good post.

  22. General Ripper says:

    The racially intolerant… and the Dutch.

  23. JP says:

    Christians and Muslims

  24. Molly says:

    So no one else immediately thought the guy was just being a smart-ass? Maybe I give people too much credit.

  25. Zuhl666 says:

    So what’s wrong with talking about Nabooans and Rancours?

    Stupid Imperialists >:(

  26. Ryan Waxx says:

    There’s no paradox if you lose the stupid canard that black people can’t possibly be racist.

    Try being asian or hispanic in L.A. sometime.


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