How do you have enough free time to be refreshing Fail book every 5 minutes and get first on every comment? I’m out of college atm and dont work and I couldn’t find enough time for that.
It’s actually not that hard. New entries appear on the hour. It only needs to show up on the hour when a new entry is posted. You suck, it’s simple. I’m surprised more asshats haven’t noticed this.
Man, almost EVERYONE above was trolled. Monkey Face, you have taken over Billy as the most successful troll! High five (with the, uh, non-butthole finger)
You don’t have to dislike rap to see that most of it is pretty much the same thing. It’s mostly just guys inexplicably saying and repeating their own name, followed by imaginary accounts of bravado and luxury. Sometimes it’s their name followed by accounts of unwarranted brutality. That, too.
mainstream rock is all the same too. most music is all the same in the same genre at that level. i can scream about problems over a guitar too. if you want to generalize a genre to bash it own up to your own faults
please rap has 2, rock has 5, main stream has decided people are idiots, and then there is the 1 in a million song thats ground breaking and gets in the “other” group
Well if you don’t want to “hang-out” with an atheist that’s your business. The simple fact that you felt it necessary to say so (to an anonymous individual on the web you’ll probably never meet ANYWAYS) is a powerful indicator of your intellectual reasoning capabilities/ lack thereof. If you don’t like atheists, don’t talk us. Problem, solved.
I think that he was more commenting on the fact that he didn’t think that this was a very good post (while Atheist_Phish did), more than having a dislike towards atheists. At least that’s how I took it. I could be wrong.
Thanks CJ. You are completely correct. And Jollyboner, let’s not not hang-out either. I prefer my atheist friends to not be blindly over-defensive. Funny that you questioned my “intellectual reasoning capabilities”. Hope your day starts going a little better!
Lol, I doubt either of us are trolls. I’m ex-military and I’ve seen enough fighting to last me a lifetime. Because of that I tend to at least attempt to stay mellow and relaxed.
Yeah, I guess that could be possible. I live in the bible belt and deal with a lot of hatred and intolerance so I usually expect people to be small minded. Thanks for pointing it out, I may have been a bit rash. And in other news: this post WAS hilarious. I hate fake gangsta wannabes. Hell, I hate real gangsters.
I can how you’d experience intolerance in the bible belt: Atheists are intolerant douchebags even when they’re getting their way in urban environments. Put them in the bible belt where they can’t get laws passed suppressing beliefs they don’t like, and they’d probably go insane.
Religious people are intolerant douchebags even when they’re getting their way in the bible belt. Take them out of the bible belt where they aren’t surrounded by people of the same cult and they’d probably go insane.
Many people are intolerant douchebags, even when they’re getting their way in an area where a dense population holds similar beliefs. Take them out of that support system-and put them in an area where they aren’t surrounded by people of the same cult/ideology-and they’d probably go insane.
Now applicable to everyone’s choice of prejudice(s)! You’re welcome. :]
I concur! Was a spiffing read! Though not sure that the gentlemen in the thread would appreciate my comments as I am a lady and therefore must be a corrupt woman of easy virtue.
Quite. Yet amusing as it would be to explore your easy virture, we must refrain from sticking ones figer in ones anus and then indulging in the scent that ones anus may provide. Surely you agree….
Nah, I was busy thinking “Wow, people still find the generic ‘translating slang talk/rap lyrics into overly-intellectual English’ jokes funny?? It can’t be! This idea has been passed around like a cheap whore for waaay too many years now. And really? They picked one that was poorly done and much too long? Wow. This is pathetic. PA-THE-TIC.”. But then I got excited, wondering what the Monkey face prophet would come up with for this one. And of course, I was not let down.
Yeah, I had a feeling you would take that the wrong way. Didn’t mean for that to come across as me disagreeing with you, just saw your topic as one that I could use as a canvas for my sentiments. Want some money?
i dont understand the Monkey face haters. it’s only 1 little rectangle and i quite frankly enjoy how he makes icky finger smelling applicable to each situation.
You’re an idiot. It takes maybe 3 total brain cells to make a anal probing joke about any given situation. If you admire that, maybe you should go visit a special ed class in high school and MARVEL at the sight of fat kids farting and then giggling about it.
This is easily the least funny post I have ever seen on this site. How did this pass the filter? I see funnier threads on facebook on a daily basis that would never stand a chance of making the homepage. Unbelievable.
This is by far the least funny thread I have ever seen on this site. I see funnier threads on facebook on a daily basis. Who is the moron screening submissions that actually allowed this on the front page?
Oh my god. This isn’t win or fail. Any of you idiots who think this is original and clever should look around the internet and see that there have been plenty of these jokes out there for a while. Just Google search “Disregard females, acquire currency” and you’ll see what I mean.
This site is proving to be really pathetic. You post things that are obviously scripted/planned, already shown on other websites, not really that funny, and then there’s the weekly recaps (not necessary at all) and the “around the web” (I’m pretty sure people are fully capable of finding funny fails/wins elsewhere.) I’m seriously considering un-liking this page. It’s rare to see some OC that’s worthwhile.
Tie a rope around your neck, get in your car, build as much speed as possible, roll your window down, lasso any road sign of your choice (preferrably a STOP sign, which would add a touch of brilliance), and continue accelerating. But call me first so that I may attempt to talk you out of it.
Look if you’re gonna tie a rope around your neck and involve some kind of auto accident at least make it auto-erotic and tie the rope to the bumper of your VW Bug, strip naked, and walk behind it while masturbating. That way when the rope inevitably gets wrapped in the axle and you die with a giant woody – people will refer to your sexy death scenario as “The Love Bug”.
Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!
i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
Really? over 100 comments and almost all of them are lame little kids fighting each other on who said what stupid joke first… please, GROW THE F*CK UP!!
Real gangsters put their fingers in each other’s butt holes then smell their fingers.
^fact
This is the first comment I’ve seen from him that I’ve actually laughed at. It was well done
word to the monkey-mutha
You know what they say about a broken clock.
welcome back lol
Don’t encourage it.
Also, your taste sucks.
Encourage it only cos this dude ^ is a total chode/douche. Hand in hand eh?
Psst.
Your stupidity is showing.
Seconded.
I have to agree… Well… Every dog has its day…
Unless you happen to be Scooby, then every day is your day.
don’t you sleep?
We need to see a Drongo reply to a Monkey face comment.
There have been plenty.
It’s almost all we get.
I met her in a club
down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry-cola
cee-oh-el-ay cola
She walked up to me
and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name
and in a dark brown voice she said “Lola”
el-oh-el-ay Lola
lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
I met him in a swamp
down in Dagobahu
Where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda
es-oh-dee-ay soda
I saw the little runt
sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda”
why-oh-dee-ay Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
your bi-winning
hey that’s my bi-winning
This made me el oh el.
the above two lyrics, way better than the friday song and I am certain CERTAIN that you both sound better
Pudding.
I believe it’s ‘guttral’ voice, as in deep and gravelly.
Sooo issa anni chanses ovva m/f bee’in “Bertbad”….
I thought about that Drongo. He’s just as annoying.
You need a life.
Your name is trekkieChick. You need a life. BOOM
^^This
Your comment was ruined by putting BOOM at the end of it
That’s like high fiving yourself
i just high-fived myself after picturing in my head how would that be, and i must confess i felt quite stupid
after this comment, i am gonna yell WOOT and punch the air repeatedly
High-fiving yourself is much better if you’re facing someone who expects to receive it.
high fives (even to yourself) still feel mad hella good
Mad hella good is like the most positive compliment one can pay an action.
Frogs.
surely, that would just be clapping? :/
High five-ing yourself=clapping
That’s called clapping I think…
Im high-fiving myself right now.skeet
That’s just masturbation, which is more of a self low-five really..
Win! Boom
I must be REALLY gangster, then.
How do you have enough free time to be refreshing Fail book every 5 minutes and get first on every comment? I’m out of college atm and dont work and I couldn’t find enough time for that.
It’s actually not that hard. New entries appear on the hour. It only needs to show up on the hour when a new entry is posted. You suck, it’s simple. I’m surprised more asshats haven’t noticed this.
Man, almost EVERYONE above was trolled. Monkey Face, you have taken over Billy as the most successful troll! High five (with the, uh, non-butthole finger)
I’ve got a lovely bunch of
coconuts
Fingaz in my azzzz just to make the time fly
Wow.. makes more sense than most rap music out there. It’s all the same.
Do you just dislike rap? Or do you actually have some reasoning in your madness?
Music is like candy… you’re supposed to throw out the (w)rappers.
womp womp.
I like rap music as much as the next frightened caucasian.
*Office Space flashback*
And enjoy what’s inside?
Rockers point remains.
My point remains.
Do you see how useless your comment is?
Next time use your brain and explain yourself. Maybe then you won’t sound like a brainwashed sheep.
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is “baah, baaah baah”.
You had a point?
You don’t have to dislike rap to see that most of it is pretty much the same thing. It’s mostly just guys inexplicably saying and repeating their own name, followed by imaginary accounts of bravado and luxury. Sometimes it’s their name followed by accounts of unwarranted brutality. That, too.
mainstream rock is all the same too. most music is all the same in the same genre at that level. i can scream about problems over a guitar too. if you want to generalize a genre to bash it own up to your own faults
Actually, rap has about 5 different themes, whereas Rock has over 30.
Argument wolved.
BOOM? That’s retarded.
And drongo, I ,love you man, but you aren’t funny anymore.
Now you are the smartest kid with down-syndrome.
please rap has 2, rock has 5, main stream has decided people are idiots, and then there is the 1 in a million song thats ground breaking and gets in the “other” group
youtube aesop rock “no regrets” then tell me rap has 5 themes. 5 genres wouldnt even cover rap. ignorance is a beautiful thing though.
This might be the best Failbook I ever read. lmao
I don’t know you, Atheist_Phish, but it’s probably best that we never hang out.
duh…
Well if you don’t want to “hang-out” with an atheist that’s your business. The simple fact that you felt it necessary to say so (to an anonymous individual on the web you’ll probably never meet ANYWAYS) is a powerful indicator of your intellectual reasoning capabilities/ lack thereof. If you don’t like atheists, don’t talk us. Problem, solved.
I think that he was more commenting on the fact that he didn’t think that this was a very good post (while Atheist_Phish did), more than having a dislike towards atheists. At least that’s how I took it. I could be wrong.
Lol, that’s what i originally got too. wtf is everyone going on about!?
Agreed.
Thanks CJ. You are completely correct. And Jollyboner, let’s not not hang-out either. I prefer my atheist friends to not be blindly over-defensive. Funny that you questioned my “intellectual reasoning capabilities”. Hope your day starts going a little better!
I’m man enough to admit it, I was wrong therefore I apologize.
I want to be friends with both of you! That was an awesome, gentlemanly way of resolving your differences. Hats off to you!
Don’t see that sort of thing on the internet much.
Lol, I doubt either of us are trolls. I’m ex-military and I’ve seen enough fighting to last me a lifetime. Because of that I tend to at least attempt to stay mellow and relaxed.
Ex-military? Bible belt? Mellow and relaxed? We seem to have a decent amount in common, Mr. Boner. Did we just become best friends??
JIBBLE LUVS A GROOOP HUUGGG! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!
I hope you enjoy tasting the treads on my steel-toed boots.
Possibly, lol
O dear God(or not)! All we need now is violin music playing a sad song.
BOOM!
resolving differences?, THAT HAS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET
I DEMAND U START FIGHTING
always alone….
Hey, no sweat. If that’s the worst thing that happens all day, you should be in pretty good shape.
Yeah, I guess that could be possible. I live in the bible belt and deal with a lot of hatred and intolerance so I usually expect people to be small minded. Thanks for pointing it out, I may have been a bit rash. And in other news: this post WAS hilarious. I hate fake gangsta wannabes. Hell, I hate real gangsters.
I can how you’d experience intolerance in the bible belt: Atheists are intolerant douchebags even when they’re getting their way in urban environments. Put them in the bible belt where they can’t get laws passed suppressing beliefs they don’t like, and they’d probably go insane.
Religious people are intolerant douchebags even when they’re getting their way in the bible belt. Take them out of the bible belt where they aren’t surrounded by people of the same cult and they’d probably go insane.
Fixed that for ya! yw!
Many people are intolerant douchebags, even when they’re getting their way in an area where a dense population holds similar beliefs. Take them out of that support system-and put them in an area where they aren’t surrounded by people of the same cult/ideology-and they’d probably go insane.
Now applicable to everyone’s choice of prejudice(s)! You’re welcome. :]
^ This
<3
^You.
*
too lame, didn’t read
TL;snnnoooorrrrre!
*angry yawns*
*happy hiccups*
*boisterous burps*
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
IMHO, this is quite the WIN!
Agreed!!!
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·
nsdv rger sve
Boooooooooooring….
I just skip right over his poo. Avert thine eyes.
Me thinks he would prefers a duel!
MonkeyFace’s real name probably shows up on Megan’s Law. So it’s perfectly fine to act smug and superior to him. Carry on folks!
MonkeyfaceBlock – a new add-on/extension.
A universal plonking system for commenters… sounds like heaven.
My dog is Purple and works at a Nuclear Power Plant.
^this
This is probably the best facebook comment chain ever posted on this site.
glad someone here agrees with me
I concur! Was a spiffing read! Though not sure that the gentlemen in the thread would appreciate my comments as I am a lady and therefore must be a corrupt woman of easy virtue.
Quite. Yet amusing as it would be to explore your easy virture, we must refrain from sticking ones figer in ones anus and then indulging in the scent that ones anus may provide. Surely you agree….
i am gonna use “corrupt woman of easy virtue” in a rl conversation today. too good to pass up.
kinda like winning the 100 m at the special olympics?
You should let us know next time your up for the race. I’m sure all of us would come and support you in your olympian adventures.
how? he’s the BEST COMMENT ARTIST EVER
Artists are supposed to br original.. there isn’t anything original about MF’s posts. :/
you are coorrect, they are supposed to be. But in reality, how many truely are?
Yeah, but arseface doesn’t even attempt to pretend to be original. Even lip-synchers care enough to learn an acting skill.
Oh, and if someone cares enough to alter the above: Take an extra moment of your time to have MF IP banned already, please. Do something USEFUL.
ಠ_ಠ Silly Season already?
It’s silly season 24/7
why is my unicorn constipated?
You haven’t been eating enough skittles, so the system is backed up.
I never get tired of these.
That is what the lady doth proclaim.
lol. Intellectual comedy. No wonder most here think it’s boring. I loved this. Absolutely wonderful banter.
^Yay!
Did anyone else have visions of Butters saying “Yes, I do believe I understand what you are saying” while reading this?
Nah, I was busy thinking “Wow, people still find the generic ‘translating slang talk/rap lyrics into overly-intellectual English’ jokes funny?? It can’t be! This idea has been passed around like a cheap whore for waaay too many years now. And really? They picked one that was poorly done and much too long? Wow. This is pathetic. PA-THE-TIC.”. But then I got excited, wondering what the Monkey face prophet would come up with for this one. And of course, I was not let down.
Is that a rap song? Sounds like one.
I never said it was funny. It just reminded me of the South Park episode where Butters became a pimp.
Yeah, I had a feeling you would take that the wrong way. Didn’t mean for that to come across as me disagreeing with you, just saw your topic as one that I could use as a canvas for my sentiments. Want some money?
Quite. Now let us perform a complicated handshake and applaud ourselves for our prowess in domination.
i dont understand the Monkey face haters. it’s only 1 little rectangle and i quite frankly enjoy how he makes icky finger smelling applicable to each situation.
You hit the spot with your comment!
You’re an idiot. It takes maybe 3 total brain cells to make a anal probing joke about any given situation. If you admire that, maybe you should go visit a special ed class in high school and MARVEL at the sight of fat kids farting and then giggling about it.
^Has no real friends and pretends to be a serious person. Works at Best Buy.
^ Spends his life replying to comments made by friendless Best-Buy workers, so he should know.
lol
Trolling via anti-trolling?
I applaud you if that’s really what you’re doing. If it’s not, I’m highly dissapointed. :[
This iznt really a site for MENSA members, Mr. Waxx. *((!!!CrAsh!!!!))) just tripped up yer horse Bro.
Intense…
This is easily the least funny post I have ever seen on this site. How did this pass the filter? I see funnier threads on facebook on a daily basis that would never stand a chance of making the homepage. Unbelievable.
Aww. Is the wittle wap moosic fan having his itty bitty wittle feewings all hurty?
Here, let me apply a power sander to your wittle groin and make you feel allll better…
Omg that was freakin’ awesome! You just know he’s sitting in the corner, pouting and shaking his head.
This is by far the least funny thread I have ever seen on this site. I see funnier threads on facebook on a daily basis. Who is the moron screening submissions that actually allowed this on the front page?
Dude, putting an “n” on the end of your name to make the same comment with different words just makes you a boring douche. Good job.
OMG, you’re right! He had me totally fooled.
he probably typed it, thought it didn’t get sent, and tried to retype it from memory, this time improving on the original statement and name.
Oh my god. This isn’t win or fail. Any of you idiots who think this is original and clever should look around the internet and see that there have been plenty of these jokes out there for a while. Just Google search “Disregard females, acquire currency” and you’ll see what I mean.
This site is proving to be really pathetic. You post things that are obviously scripted/planned, already shown on other websites, not really that funny, and then there’s the weekly recaps (not necessary at all) and the “around the web” (I’m pretty sure people are fully capable of finding funny fails/wins elsewhere.) I’m seriously considering un-liking this page. It’s rare to see some OC that’s worthwhile.
Man I hate bob saget. And pupehs. Phukk puppehs
Cool story, bro.
You’re old, shouldn’t you be passing away sometime soon?
Bob Saget hates me now. must think of clever way to suicide
Tie a rope around your neck, get in your car, build as much speed as possible, roll your window down, lasso any road sign of your choice (preferrably a STOP sign, which would add a touch of brilliance), and continue accelerating. But call me first so that I may attempt to talk you out of it.
i failed
Look if you’re gonna tie a rope around your neck and involve some kind of auto accident at least make it auto-erotic and tie the rope to the bumper of your VW Bug, strip naked, and walk behind it while masturbating. That way when the rope inevitably gets wrapped in the axle and you die with a giant woody – people will refer to your sexy death scenario as “The Love Bug”.
Ah, but I don’t hate you. No need to become an hero.
With a name like Bob Saget, the most UN-funny twat imaginable, I hereby don you as Obvious Troll.
For once, we agree. I think I might need a non-obvious way to suicide, as well.
What to the heck have we disagreed about? You don’t like Justin Bieber? Out with it!!!
Nope. Super cereal. u mad?
Trollin’.
the awesomeness of this post is so great I may have peed a little. MAY have
I like it how green realised he was way over his head, and just didn’t bother posting anything else.
I feel less alone now, I saw that too! Lol
Aaaaaand everyone turns gay, why?
This is quite the show indeed, certainly made my mouth rupture with laughter. How classy these gentleman are!
Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
Just…. no…. no…. You had to didn’t you?
i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!
i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
It looks more like “I am soo gentlemanly gangster, isn’t that right old boy?”
me no abla Espanyol…
Three words: White and Nerdy.
White kids have WAY too much free time.
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE A YOUTUBE NOW ! AND IM WRITING IN CAPS ON PURPOSE! THATS HOW AWESOME THAT WAS !
Really? over 100 comments and almost all of them are lame little kids fighting each other on who said what stupid joke first… please, GROW THE F*CK UP!!
I would call this a win. Definitly
That is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I wish my friends would keep something like that going when I do it.. But alas… They are but simpletons.
Joseph Ducreux approved.