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Joe Biden didn’t fall asleep during Obama’s speech yesterday. He passed out after he put his finger in John Boehner’s butt hole then smelled his finger.
AND HE IS BACK!
Are*
Was*
Wohin*
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!*
Shut up.
I don’t blame trolls for being morons… they were apparently so attention-starved as children that they can’t help themselves… but you need to stop encouraging it.
Umad?
Jellybro?
Problem?
Question?
Forever alone?
Te gusta Taco Bell?
orly?
IGNORED! BOOM WHAT NOW?!?
I’m not ignoring him. He’s my hero! Monkey face is awesome
you can’t be over 12
You can’t be good looking………
I’m 20 and really sexy.
he’s just awesome cause he’s devoting himself completely to the bit. he is being immensly hated and everyone is feeding him which just keeps the gag going.
but mainly the devotion part. He actually seem to spend 24/7 on failbook to be the first one to comment.
Today 20 is the same as 12
That is a REALLY hard argument to make in court.
You know what’s another hard argument?
Trying to convince Rebecca Black that her popularity isn’t due to her being a good singer?
Points to you, Hamburglar, points to you!
Now I have a said because you talked about Rebecca Black while I wanted to show bere my penis…
Now I have a sad because you talked about Rebecca Black while I wanted to show bere my penis…
testify!
hehe, hard.
F**KING 2012
Yuose sooo fickkey’es m/f poustes 6 tiemmes 7am-12pm (kalliefornication tymmes) ..annede dattes itt’es….
Annnnnnd… that makes him awesome?????
Yeesss wee wassa iggayyin (m/f ) butt’es denn sum t**tt chouse’es twoouse poustes Iggyknawwed…..yuose reelly donnuttes no howwes twoo playyes de gammes……youse justte losttes bieggest tymmes…yu issa faylure…
Even though this is insulting me, I still must say this: it’s posts like this that make me think you are awesome!
Aye issa nottes innessemminnsalltating’es youse’es I issa tellin’es ittes howwes itt issa….you shuddes addjusttes yurre’es cluttch summwattes..
lol monkees butholes nd obamma r funyy lol
Dan… you totally win the internetz!
Monkey Face… go f*** yourself… with your finger… in your butthole… then smell it.
You really might wanna consider a more suitable form of negative reinforcement, if that’s what you were intending to go for.
Yes, but I’m not skilled enough with hacking to find out where he lives and smash his finger bones until there’s only dust left.
It’s the thought that counts O_o
Hello mister Dan,i would like to correct your spelling.
You should start with “Y” not “y” and monkees? the correct word is “Monkey” nd? no no mr.Dan the correct word is “and” i belive and what is “r”? it should be “are” and not “funyy” but FUNNY.
this is how it should look:
lol momnkies butholls dn obana is funio laugh out loud
It’s a tampon box for those little extender tampons that are supposed to be discreet. This is for the woman who want’s the tampons to fit securely in her purse, yet prefers her period to be on blast.
OMG ROFLROFLROFL!
I’ve had a really bad day so far. I needed the laugh you just gave me. Thank you, Heather.
Exactly my thoughts.
Dear Japan: WTF?
WTAF?
Your name and WTAF just made my night @ 12:45am. Thank you. <3
I call bulls***, No chick is ever that happy during their period
You are obviously not sexually active.
Win
gave him a nose bleed
And then auto-tuned it
Hmm, seems my comment was moderated. O well. Guess I should go cry in the corner of my cubicle b/c an anonymous commenter told me I have no sex life. But wait, I can make assumptions too!! Now get off of your grandson’s computer and finish this game of Canasta, Ethel!!
Holy crap, that was the most butthurt comment I’ve ever seen made. Obviously something hit close to home with Ethel’s comment, eh?
I’m usually happier on my period than I am off of it. Has to be the hormones.
My period just means if I’m happy, I’m REALLY happy, but I’m much more likely to attack you if you piss me off. So usually happy when on period
have a happy period!
The image is kinda confusing..
There’s nothing confusing about it. We just all WISH it was confusing. Instead, it’s just disturbing. *shudder*
SUPER SPECIAL ATTACK!
164 HITS!
GALACTIC!
Pudding.
It was super effective
It’s definitley still confusing. I think most females do not make ghosts apppear in their hands why they are bleeding out multiple different bloody animals…though I may be wrong
I believe these are tampons…
Cool tampon box! Do they come in huge sizes?
…with arms and teeth like that? must be a pleasant insertion
You do what you can when you have periods like these.
Who you gonna carr?
It’s a lady’s tampon case. They’re pretty convenient, but generally people try to make them look more like cigarette cases. The think that’s freaking me out is are those Tampons in her hands, or the souls of the fetus’ she’s killed by using birth control?
Birth Control = fetus never got formed in the first place = no killing happening = you’re a complete failure. Thanks for playing!
So… is it a tampon case?
Yup. My sister has one, actually.
god i hope some random person knows what this is from…
This is “Menstrual Dreamer” by Mari-chan
You either deserve a prize for awesome web search skills, or to be shunned for knowing that.
Ha, I had to search for the name but I have seen the art before.
I call shuns………….
^ i second that
I had seen it as well, but I couldn’t remember the name of the artist. She does a lot of subversive but cutesy stuff like this.
http://www.tineye.com/search/61f0cf58beeeb92e4f9be29f33e10b8b18949da7/
Mari-chan is lazy. “My plan is to add as much detail as possible to the red river, however I refuse to draw feet.”
Nah, it’s kind of a take on older anime art, don’t you think? It looks like early to mid Osamu Tezuka feet.
Let it flow.
Did anyone else notice how coincidental the title of this post is? “Weird. PERIOD.” (as in this freak is HAVING THEIR PERIOD!!!)
Dude, that’s not a coincidence, it’s a pun. Look it up.
Did anyone else notice that was the point? (as in this is the total point of the title!!!)
^
v
Haha. Their.
*her
Sorry if I offended you with my mistake! (sarcasm)
OMG thanks soooooooooooooooooo much for pointing that out. Most of us have these tiny wickle brains that would never ever ever ever have figured that out!!!!!!! You are my new God
Did anyone else notice the sarcasm there? I may have been too subtle
You were being SARCASTIC?! :O
Nope, too subtle
ROFL! I was gonna point it out but you beat me to it.
this is why mother nature attacked japan….
Then hold on to your hats, ’cause mother nature will attack the U.S. with a vengance…..
It’s called football…-.-
It may be exactly what you think it is: a tin for sanitary towels.
^true. Although it still is quite disturbing.
It’s only disturbing if you’re a prude. It’s blood. Everyone has it. Even you. Women have periods. This involves blood. The blood comes out.
Having said that, it is a little odd that the sun appears to be shining out of her @$$.
Yes, it involves blood. BUT WOMEN DO NOT BLEED HAPPY ANIMALS AND IT DOES NOT SHOOT OUT LIKE THE BLOOD FROM A CUT ARTERY. And besides, nobody in their right mind would be that happy about blood spraying from their body like that.
So, yeah… This is disturbing. On so many levels.
<3, a woman.
And now that picture is goin to haunt my nightmares forever…
“AND IT DOES NOT SHOOT OUT LIKE THE BLOOD FROM A CUT ARTERY.”
It certainly seems like that sometimes.
Anyway, moving swiftly on …
why WHY does someone have to be a prude to think this is a little weird to look at? Yeah, everyone has blood, but that doesn’t mean that everyone should be willing to look at it shooting out of a person’s body! Everyone goes to the bathroom too, would it make someone a prude if they thought a cute little picture of explosive diarrhea disturbing or gross???
I am anything but prudish, and I thought this was disgusting and weird. Plus, women usually don’t gush like a stuck pig.
I am not a prude and I found it funny. It is not meant to be a realistic interpretation of Aunite Flo’s monthly visit you know. Harden up people.
I think it’s both funny and disturbing. What I think is really disturbing is that somewhere someone thinks this is the hottest thing they’ve ever seen.
Do not deny it, it’s true.
Even stuck pigs don’t gush like that! Soooo gross. Really not looking forward to my cycle now
(((((((((((((((((((((
Is she having a farm animal miscarriage? And the ghosts are their to protect her?
seriously. wtf?
WT-blue-F?
this is exactly why god wants japan dead
you just make a new fail – it’s called you
You just made *
^ WIN
I don’t think that’s not a win per se. The one who posted that comment lives up to his name.
his/her*
*hurr/durr*
The real fail here is that this is on failbook when it has nothing at all to do with facebook. Period.
Wtf are you talking about? It was a picture that someone posted on Facebook…
dumbass.
You mean other than the fact that it was posted to someones wall on facebook, or posted in their pictures on facebook? No, it has absolutely nothing to do with facebook…
Did you read what was under the picture? Yeah… You didn’t.
Except for the fact that it was posted ON Facebook.
My own personal interpretation of this… art… is that she is also wading in urine… :-\
That’s art by Junko Mizuno. Her work is unusual but often amusing.
Nope, it’s Mari-chan.
HA! I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who identified her, I love her stuff xD
Ah yeah you’re right, it’s Mari chan. Sorry I didn’t double check. They have a similar style (to me at least) if you like one, you’ll likely like the other.
Sorry for the misinformation.
Haha. This is “Menstrual Dreamer” by Mari Chan. Has been lulz for some time.
Oh Japan, you’re crazy and I love you and please don’t ever change.
…you’re about a month late.
^ win
Actually, it does. Theres a cutoff line of likes at the bottom.
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Point being, there’s no comments or anything. Just a pic. The guys should have just posted the pic elsewhere on failblog.
OH NOEZ! THE CROPPED OUT THE COMMENTZ!!!
Oh nooo…. you can’t crop out the comments! It’s a cardinal rule!!!
WTF with my comments disappearing and reappearing minutes later!
Failbook folks, I think you have some es’plainin’ to do…
They have broken one of the Fail Commandments!
“Thou shalt not post that which has no comments to prove it is from the Facebook”
So the Thumbs up and the phase “You and 6 other people like this.” isn’t from Facebook? Whatever, Sherlock.
No. The real fail here is that people are actually making jibes about Japan and the Tsunami.
So this piece of artwork was meant to predict the Great Wave that would strike when Mother Nature was on her period and hitting the surface of the Earth from underneath in various spots (Japan, Chile, Haiti………..) out of her PMS anger?
If it was blood, Japan would be “bleeding.”
DumbA55^
A55s aren’t dumb…A44s are!
Finally, I have to give Internetz to you, dear Sir! Here you go: +8
It looks like she has the sign for virgo or scorpio on her hat. And two ghost in her hands. What about that?
I would so use this for sanitary towels.
I use a cup, but dammit, I’d still find a use for this box. It’s rad.
I wish I looked that happy during my time of the month… Sigh…
are you Luna “Looney” Lovegood?
+1
No… At least I hope not… Um… Oh god I’m suffering existential uncertainty again!
+2
I wish I looked that happy during my wifes time of the month… Sigh…
Dude, your picture is seriously disturbing! It scares me every time.
Looks Aphex Twin-ish, don’t change it bro.
I wish I *felt* that happy during that time of the month.
But it’s over quick and hard, anyway. Not as hard as hers is, obviously, or I’d be in the hospital once a month, which could be awfully expensive.
I like it. Ill give ya ten bucks for it bonehead
Maybe his Mom was telling him “Hey… I know…”
Full-size image in case anyone needs a new desktop…
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/87515d1220717333-funny-strange-random-pics-anime-period-ghosts.gif
sicko
How? He’s just trying to be helpful to those who are curious.
I’m quite disturbed at the fact that after further interpretation, she seems to be wading in urine.
*ALSO* be wading in urine…
It’s lemonade…^^
Sppittes eww u liear..
ಠ‿ಠ
Digging for gold?
You wanna do what in my butt?
I think it’s kinda cute. Makes me enjoy the japs even more.
*gooks
Ah, wait, Japs aren’t Vietnamese…I failed, my apologies!
That’s actually pretty cool
weirdo
Wish my period was that cute looking, lol.
Aw man, I want to have red demons flying out of my va-jay-jay too!
Ok. Two things:
1. If she flowed that much (more blood than her body contains), she’d be dead in a matter of seconds, let alone smiling.
2. Who the hell has smiling animals in their periods?
Dude, what would you know about that..? and.. no, not me.
Guys can know a little something about periods, like the fact that that much blood would probably kill a person.
are her nipples pierced?
booooobs.
Anyone got any theories on the little white ghosty things coming out of her palms?
Well, there’s RED blood cells, and there’s WHITE blood cells…
*
They’re supposed to be tampons.
Yikes! Not in my body.
Not that they’d do much good with that much blood flow anyway. She might as well just keep juggling them.
um..wow. Might as well have trumpets blaring when your off to the bathroom to change. And why does she have a belly jewel and nipple rings?!!
I believe that people generally have those because they like the way it looks and/or feels.
kinda want.
What, move along.
I know someone who has this tattooed, full colour, on their upper arm. They call it “Period Girl”.
Their other arm bears “Lactating Woman” which is by the same artist.
i guess it was full of morning after pills!
oh god. really, the nipple peircings are too much. I thought she just had really big nipples until i saw the pic from the source….so weeeeiiirddd. lol. Actually the more I look at it the more i am less disgusted. Japan….sheesh.
so why is the dot in the title? “weird period” makes much more sence
Oh, wow. First of all, why smiley animals?
I don’t trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn’t die…
It’s a little tin to store tampons in. So your snatch doesn’t get infested with ghosts? Or hemmorage an inhuman amount of blood demons?
Yeah, I can’t say I follow that logic, but it’s useful and… unique?
I fly like a rat
I see motion lines on the bottom of her feet…
No girls are allowed to after 4pm.
Dammit Japan.
Not again.
Whut the fuhhhhhhhhhh?!
Wait, so I’m the only one who bleeds sparkly kawaii animal ghost things every month?
Next thing you’re going to say you DON’T have nipples like this character. :/
I guess that’s how Superflat characters menstruate. I mean have you ever seen a Takashi Murakami art exhibition…
made me laugh so much :L loving the bunny looking creature who is obviously high or summit :L
HOLY CRAP THATS THE CARPET IN THE HOUSE I LIVED IN TWO YEARS AGO LOL wtf
Seriously wtf. Damn asains lol Gotta love em
Oh man, I SO Want one of these tins! XD That’s aweome…
Have a happy period! *^__^*
oh, japan…
Oh wow… this is from MY facebook…
OMG, it is fantastic…. does anyone have a version with high resolution of the image?
its by junko mizuno
no it’s not.
i love how hardly any of these comments are actually about the picture.
Haha yeah me too
periods are gross
Me gusta.
Further proof that Japan does not need any more radiation, be it from bombs or nuclear plants. Please nature, no more radiation for Japan.
Obviously it’s so you can carry your womanly unmentionables in your purse. Or… Redwing face wipes I’d imagine as well.
Have a happy period. Always.
I’ve loved this image for YEARS!
Tey were being sold at Hot Topic a while back.
Ironically?
i have a small penor
nom nom
Are those all the children she would have had if her eggs/lining hadn’t been passed?
While wading in shallows of the Urine Sea, the pink haired girl joyously opened her legs and thrust her hands skyward. Blood burst forth from the opening between her legs taking the form of numerous, giggling demons. The souls of the sacrificed screamed in pain and terror as they were absorbed into the palms of her hands, fueling her dark witchery. “All is lost!” They screamed. “All is lost!”
Oh lord, this is Japanese, isn’t it… -_-
Name your price and I will buy that from you. I am dead serious. I will pay up to $20 for that, I love it.
so very odd…in an awesome way!
What is this I don’t even
I concur
Dear god, how can something be so disgusting… and yet so cute at the same time??!
…JAPAN…
And I kept trying to find an innocent explanation for this…
I think I have been scarred for life. O.o
This is brilliant – if just a little weird! On a serious note, I think that’s the kind of things mums do isn’t it? Pick things up and not really seeing or understanding what it is.