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Try putting your finger in your butt hole then make the auto correct option smell your finger, that should do the trick
I am impressed by your tenacity, sir.
Imppresed*
You just lost The Game
Oh come on! Dammit!
Came*
*caught out*.
Was it the trembly knee’s that gave me away?
*!@$#%!&*$#&
Always the same comment…
this sh!t is getting old u know…
What are you talking about? He changes it to fit the post. It’s just never funny.
Spot on!
*always
^ This!
*sometimes
et wil nvr git olde… ets munky fas
It was only slightly funny 2 weeks ago.
It was never funny!
*always
It wasn’t funny at all 2 weeks ago, but then the repetitive finger in butt smelling jokes started to make me giggle. I don’t know if Monkey face started getting better at making them fit the Fail, or if it just became one of those things you start laughing at and can’t stop.
Still better than posting “first”
I’d lick that sausage
Depends which sort of sausage you’re talking about.
I love a good Freudian Penis.
*Slip
I meant slip.
^
Dan’s the man
*slippery
“I love a slippery Freudian Penis.”
Amirite?
well done, sir
Snerg snort! Brilliant, sir!
epc dan… jst epc
rofl
Oh! That Craig Ferguson!
Thank you.
If you look at your phone: this can’t be a auto-correct fail. It’s just a fake or Shark is too stupid to use her phone
If you’re confused about the link to sausage thing, link is another word for sausage. It was probably trying to make the word more understandable to others.
Shark is a better name anyway
I’d do a chick called Shark.
It’s the teeth, ain’t it? Gaddam! Gets me every time, lemmee tell ya…
i would lick a shark, even if it wasn’t a chick
Cebuspoop, you’re looking awfully palid these days, are you eating well?
Think I’m gonna change my name to Shark…
Have you met Dan?
No but I’m blind and deaf so I wouldn’t know even if I had…
Trust me, you’d know
Hello!
Okay, I call slight bs. I have a Blackberry myself, and whenever I type in any of those words, they do not auto-correct to the other words she mentioned. So, either she is a viciously bad speller and somehow misspelled those basic words while typing to have them auto-correct to words in question, or she has her auto-correct specifically set up to correct those basic words to the actual words that came up.
Though I do agree with Some Guy – Shark IS a much better name.
Could just be set to a different language
How the bloody hell does ‘link’ turn into ‘sausage’? Don’t phones autocorrect to words with the same number of characters??
In other news, massive fail to me for accidentally sending just the word ‘sausage’ to someone in a message, while trying to check the Backberry’s autocorrect. X_X
The only real FAIL (all of the other ones are definitely fake………..and g@y) is that Shar has a Blackberry. IPHONE FTW!
^This. BlackBerries are wortless, enslaving pieces of useless trash. The iPhone can actually do more stuff than just chatting about trivial crap all day, completely making you lose awareness of your surroundings. iPhones are real smartphones, “SlaveBerries” are… uh, stupidphones.
Yer, buying a buggy piece of crap ’cause it is hipster is a great reccomendation. Go spend your money on basic apps boy and leave the field for the men who have real stuff to do
Will do, sir.
But I don’t own an iPhone myself, just a regular old Nokia. My intention was to point out that while it definetly is NOT the best phone out there, the iPhone is better than the BlackBerry, which is considered by many people a completely necesary part of their daily life.
I understand that the last sentence I used sounded like I was some sort of iPhone fanboy, I’m not. Just a BlackBerry detractor.
I’m also not a hipster.
Assmonger, may I introduce you to Monkey face? Monkey face, this might be the true love you’ve been seeking.
No fingers in my butthole, please.
I agree. I also have an iPhone and far prefer it. I call my BB my Failberry.
iPhones aren’t really better at autocorrecting seeing all the incidents people have with it… so Android FTW?
^this
!WTF ENOHPI
na mn… et wud du dat… hv u evr sen fuatocorct.com ets fol uv atocorct fals n sum uv dm r so dfrant ets ridculus
She probably is a bad speller and hit too many buttons while trying to type on a small keyboard like, say, a blackberry has. [But I'm just aiming for optimism!]
^this
agree with the bs. my bb barely corrects anything, AND the auto-correct is customizable. just another attention whore.
I think it’s because of SureType on the Pearl or Storm. or she somehow managed to corrupt her autocorrect dictionary
I have to punch my blackberry curve to get it to work, so I wouldn’t go making assumptions like that…
Chances are she can’t spell for sh*t though.
It’s not just auto correct, it’s super auto correct.
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, M.D.
Throatwobbler Mangrove
But it’s spelled (or spelt if a spelling Nazi insists) “Raymond Luxury Yacht.”
speling nazis would insist that both r right.
It’s called “Add to dictionary”. Go back to some crap flip phone if you’re not going to use your smartphone properly. This is just one of those things that really grinds my gears.
I call BS too, every auto correct i know wouldn’t make the word start with a different letter teeth and snatch would not even come up. And i’m sure its not auto correct as much as the predictive text…either way both change words to ones you use commonly so i’m sure she normally types snatch and sausage a lot
…and yes I vote Shark as a better name!
Android will suggest words that don’t start with the same letter (no idea about Blackberry), so I buy “teeth” to “snatch”, especially since all you’d have to do is hit the wrong letter to make it have no clue what you’re trying to say.
But “link” to “sausage”? I don’t get that at all.
You know, like a sausage link. A link of sausage.
….STOP GIGGLING!!
i dont really get it, doesn’t autocorrect let you see what they will correct? dont you read before you send?
Just turn the f*@king auto correct OFF already, people. It’s bad enough to have to read all of your ridiculous messages without having to hear you complain about it afterwards. Do you seriously not have enough time just to type the words out yourself? Srsly?
This ^^^
What Violettia said.
what is this heresy you speak? BURN THE WITCH! KILL HER BEFORE SHE SPREADS CORRUPTION!
and ya, i just turn autocorrect off usually.
I doubt your name….
Because you are so mad, okay. You win. I will concede to your demands immediately. Srsly.
Ys. Srsly. OMG.
^ This.
I agree 100%. Auto-correct is the bane of my existence. I have never in my 13 years of mobile phone use found an auto-correct or a predictive text option that works properly.
Did everyone miss “palmface”?
I didn’t.
Can’t you just turn autocorrect/predictive text off?
A girl named Brendon? FTW!
No, I’m a dude. Sorry to disappoint.
A dude named Brandon who looks like a girl? FTW!
Link becomes sausage? I don’t even
More like Auto-Incorrect.
‘Link’ to “sausage”? I’m calling Bravo Sierra.
This is both fake and gay.
Fay-ul.
And every other overused, cliche’d moniker you can think of.
Yeah, I prefer patties to links, too.
Blackberries suck.
^^ This.
…lol i must be perverted
I just love this because it’s my name, and I never meet anyone with my name spelling!
Your name is Shark too!?
* *facepalm* like srsly…
Eheheheheh!
*palmface*
This is why BlackBerry = dumbphone.
Somehow, I like “lick a sausage” so much better than “click a link.”
I like breakfast sausages
And licking … don’t forget the licking.
THOSE are the statuses that should have been uploaded here
“UGGH! I typed @$$ not b!tch!”
Lol this made my day right here
Because reading what you typed before you send it is totally not worth the 2.3 seconds it takes.
My husband and I just peed our collective pants lawling at this.
2.1 secs….
sex*
How do you perform 0.1 of sex? Only lying on her?
Believe me with most men it’s possible :-S
Well played, Madame (I guess)!
Haha Ithangyew XD
What the hell kind of moron can’t type out their own sentences with using auto-correction, anyway?
*without
‘I love Eminem.’
‘The candy?’
‘No, the rapper!’
‘…What’s so special about M&M wrappers?’
I wonder if people knows you can disable the auto correction?
Then you wouldn’t be able to post to failblog. Auto-fail is the new awesome app for all platforms.
Har har har. You sir, are hilarious.
Wow this is quite the tech screw-up. This is so funny!
Auto Correct is a fail per se. Period.
The auto-correct feature is a wonderful thing as it’s easy to hit other keys with your meaty sausage-like fingers; making you backspace and correct every other word. However, sometimes those meaty sausage-like fingers happen to tap a different letter than you intended, thus resulting in an auto-corrected word that begins with a totally different letter than you intended with creates status updates and text messages like in the OP.
A quick check of your handywork will prevent further embarassment.
The more you know. *cue music and shooting star with a rainbow trail*
*which creates
Stupid meaty sausage-like fingers.
I sense sarcasm in her post.
Take screenshots, Damn You Autocorrect needs you.
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com
Because it’s totally Blackberry’s fault you don’t look at what you typed before you send it…
Blackerry’s taste nice too… I like to lick them…
*Quackery
may as well call it auto-troll
ಠ‿ಠ
Hahahahaha i got tears from laughter
Shark xD
It’s a common trick to anyone who’s left their BlackBerry unattended and weren’t smart enough to have it password protected: Edit their AutoText dictionary. It doesn’t have to be anything even similar – you could have it set to change “Jen” to “Medusa” or whatever you want, or “link” to “sausage” – although how often does the original poster actually say “click the link” for her friends to predict what the best custom AutoText entries would prove humorous.
My phone changes “pfft” to “orgy” and whenever I type “school” it suggests “schoolgirl”.
So “Pfft, I’m in a school right now” turns into “Orgy, I’m in a schoolgirl right now.”
I lol’d.
This made me laugh so hard I cried >.<