Really? So how many wives do you have? (By the way, you really ought to warn everyone when you’re going to be away for a while – last time someone thought you were dead!)
I’m pretty sure you need to catch up on a few things.
1)Billy is a troll. He’s been incorrectly correcting people for 15 posts now, can we please accept this and move on.
2) Susie and Maggie are going to their house. A statement that did not require “they’re” because it doesn’t matter the form of the sentence.
3) They’re means they are…YOU DON’T CHOOSE A WORD BASED ON THE FORM OF THE SENTENCE AND YOU DON’T CORRECT PEOPLE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY STUPID CRAP LIKE THAT.
comma splice… should be:
a) I’m not being a grammar nazi; I’m unreasonably lashing out at the failed grammar nazis.
b) I’m not being a grammar nazi. I’m unreasonably lashing out at the failed grammar nazis.
c) pwned
It was a statement. The “can” was to be polite. Really, Jerk was ordering the rest of the troll-fodder to stop being. . . Well, troll-fodder.
Also,
*If you’re going to be a grammar nazi,
If you’re going to be a grammar nazi, please don’t correct people for making questions into statements and then use an inelegantly colloquial like “gonna”.
Also, if you’re going to try to grammar-nazi the grammar-nazis, please at least understand that you open yourself for being called on what an ignorant failure you really are. Oh, and also understand that, sometimes, statements can be questions. And questions can be statements. It’s mostly a colloquial manner of speaking, but it is transferable to text. Much unlike your ability to transfer to intelligence.
O.k., dogs and bunnies aren’t to stupid to use p.c.’s, they can’t use p.c.’s because they have to have hands to move the mouse around and type… well I suppose they could still type but all the words would probobly be incorrect, but the hand thing still stands, and they also probobly couldn’t understand the words they(or other people) wrote, ’cause I’m sure that if dogs can see in black and white(and in some cases pink), I’m sure other animals do to.
To you, sir or ma’am, i say: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609
Actually, I forget where, but I heard there was a bible passage scholars said incorrectly measured the size of a large cauldron by the dimensions listed in the verse, but when you took the outside measurement instead of the inside since the thickness was mentioned, it measured correctly according to pi.
Well first off, “everyday” means ordinary while “every day” means what they intended, something that happens each 24 hour period. Secondly those comma splices are just…wow.
What comma splices? Inappropriate use of / failure to use commas is sometimes just inappropriate; they’re not always comma splices. I see no such structure in the comic.
Hmmm…. copying somebody else’s words verbatim in a hope to raise awareness and with no practical result…. when I was growing up, we called that prayer.
Phirst.
Congrats on being a moron.
i see what you did there.
no wait- actually i don’t.
???
*profit
*mormon
*moran
*win
?liaF
¿oN
¿ºN*
¡¡ou
I’m not a mormon i’m from earth
yeah, cause mormons are aliens
Yes! They are from Mars
There are no magnets in Mars :\
This would be interesting if someone put their finger in my touch hole then sniffed their finger afterward, lulz
*they’re
Nope! Learn to write, then check again…
Squirds, come on down! You’re the next contestant on “The troll is right”!!!
lawl
billy strikes again
*fvayyeu’re
W!nner! I missed you Drongo, how’re the wife and kids?
Errmmum..houwse unose ’bouttes demm..enny weyyes ittes wiffes annde kidde..
Really? So how many wives do you have? (By the way, you really ought to warn everyone when you’re going to be away for a while – last time someone thought you were dead!)
And someone toll me you were a woman…
i lol with great lolitude
…and we were more surprised about the woman thing than the dead thing…
It is true.
TROLL WAR
Actually, it’s their. “They’re” is only used when making a statement or when asking a question.
I’m pretty sure you need to catch up on a few things.
1)Billy is a troll. He’s been incorrectly correcting people for 15 posts now, can we please accept this and move on.
2) Susie and Maggie are going to their house. A statement that did not require “they’re” because it doesn’t matter the form of the sentence.
3) They’re means they are…YOU DON’T CHOOSE A WORD BASED ON THE FORM OF THE SENTENCE AND YOU DON’T CORRECT PEOPLE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY STUPID CRAP LIKE THAT.
Why even bother? Just let them be stupid and fall for it. At least billy stays interesting that way.
#3 was my favorite
*can we please accept this and move on?
If you’re gonna be a grammar nazi, at least use question marks.
I’m not being a grammar nazi, I’m unreasonably lashing out at the failed grammar nazis. Get it right.
comma splice… should be:
a) I’m not being a grammar nazi; I’m unreasonably lashing out at the failed grammar nazis.
b) I’m not being a grammar nazi. I’m unreasonably lashing out at the failed grammar nazis.
c) pwned
I must disagree. The lashing out was quite reasonable.
Wrong.
It was a statement. The “can” was to be polite. Really, Jerk was ordering the rest of the troll-fodder to stop being. . . Well, troll-fodder.
Also,
*If you’re going to be a grammar nazi,
If you’re going to be a grammar nazi, please don’t correct people for making questions into statements and then use an inelegantly colloquial like “gonna”.
Also, if you’re going to try to grammar-nazi the grammar-nazis, please at least understand that you open yourself for being called on what an ignorant failure you really are. Oh, and also understand that, sometimes, statements can be questions. And questions can be statements. It’s mostly a colloquial manner of speaking, but it is transferable to text. Much unlike your ability to transfer to intelligence.
*inelegant colloquial (or ‘inelegantly colloquial phrase’)
Your last sentence a fragment.
*You’re
OMG! STOP. THIS IS THE INTERNET…NOT ENGLISH CLASS…GET OVER THE GRAMMER ISSUES AND JUST POST UR COMMENTS…#GEEZ
*GRAMMAR
*YOUR
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
yeah….. you fail at life, or at least grammar
Ah, this is rare. A troll got troll’ed by another troll…. hmmm…
You need to the heck. Really, you do. Some posts ago I read that while I was eating. Gross.
O.k., are you drunk, or stupid?
bunny rabbit for the win. MAOW!
It’s funny because bunnies and puppies can’t actually use computers like that in real life, they’re too stupid.
Now PC’s, that would be realism.
O.k., dogs and bunnies aren’t to stupid to use p.c.’s, they can’t use p.c.’s because they have to have hands to move the mouse around and type… well I suppose they could still type but all the words would probobly be incorrect, but the hand thing still stands, and they also probobly couldn’t understand the words they(or other people) wrote, ’cause I’m sure that if dogs can see in black and white(and in some cases pink), I’m sure other animals do to.
The fail is that they are using macs
Agreed, you win 3.14159 internetz for having such hate for it you noticed instantly.
I’ll take it two decimal places further and award you 3.1415927 internetz!
wut is pie doing in this equation? Lolz…….. noobs
*pi
To you, sir or ma’am, i say: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609
*7
I lol’d.
Drongo I love you, let’s make the sexytime.
No it’s 3. The bible says so.
Actually, I forget where, but I heard there was a bible passage scholars said incorrectly measured the size of a large cauldron by the dimensions listed in the verse, but when you took the outside measurement instead of the inside since the thickness was mentioned, it measured correctly according to pi.
Not sure why I bothered, but just correcting you.
Cartoon Macs no less.
My least favourite variety…
Damn furries.
And just what is wrong with furries? Oh… Wait…
So THAT’S where it’s from…
So true, I’m going to copy this into my status, grammar errors and all.
What grammar errors?
Well first off, “everyday” means ordinary while “every day” means what they intended, something that happens each 24 hour period. Secondly those comma splices are just…wow.
Wat these meenes dennes..evveries nowwes annede nottes oufftennes possiyeblie exklludines alltuernnated’es furresdai’es annede nebber onna evvennes reversed’es nummbures annede iffa greannes orra bluee’es dennes alles bettes issa offa,cept’es onna satturedai’es.
*opp’es lefttes outttes a komma’es..
What comma splices? Inappropriate use of / failure to use commas is sometimes just inappropriate; they’re not always comma splices. I see no such structure in the comic.
Eh true. I stand corrected. Grammar Nazi FAIL!
once you do, please post it on here for other people to copy, cba to do it myself
oh, so true
so sad…but true
I still can’t quite get past the “I couldn’t help notice” part.
*twitch*
Neither can I.
Somebody get this man a but.
*butt
So he didn’t say ‘noticing’…
I like the bunny
The bunny has mixed feelings towards you.
Why the hell does failbook get to paste their name at the bottom of this image? Stupid!
…..That line is in EVERY failbook image. Attention to detail fail.
I know that, fool. But this is not original content; they do not have the right to “sign” their name at the bottom of someone else’s comic.
Dolt.
Hmmm…. copying somebody else’s words verbatim in a hope to raise awareness and with no practical result…. when I was growing up, we called that prayer.
What he said.
such a fine point.