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Am I first? I’m confused.
You are first, and I’d like to congratulate you by responding with a serious post.
Kimmie was admitting that Allison looked like Quasimodo. I’m not sure if she was joking, but she was pretty much saying “Yeah, you are hideous, but you can still be nice if you want.”
As for the real story of Quasimodo, I’m none the wiser either. I haven’t even seen the Disney version.
annnnd you just failed because tablo meant that he/she was confused about being first!
Delusional Kimmie is delusional no more.
There’s still a lot of innocence to take from her.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
You go, man!
Nothing like pouring molten lead onto the heads of the angry mob to make them love you.
*molting
Use a dictionary, look up both. “Molten” is correct. Unless the lead was shedding old feathers.
Multiple internetz win
Not really.
billy is a troll who likes to correct people’s actually-correct-spellings/grammar with entirely-wrong-spellings/grammar.
you have been educated. spread the awareness.
I just laughed out loud at that witty observation of the misuse of words by “Billy”. I love when people correct word usage incorrectly, it makes me squeal with delight because I am of superior intellect. Sadly, I am commenting on five day old posts and no one will probably see this.
Billy purposely does this all of the time. Actually, it is the only thing he does. It is to purposely get you to do what you just did. So really, the joke is on you and not him.
Uhh actually molten is correct. “Molting” is when birds shed feathers.
Smarta$$ fail.
And you’re new here.
You like trolls in a very strange way. that can only mean that you need to the heck.
And I like them because it’s so easy to make them look like idiots. Usually you don’t even need to post a single post
I like you, Dan.
similar icons
the point being?
that they’re(their?) similar.
There?
dare?
durrr
hurrr
Me too, man. Dan, you are pro-skittles.
Stop feeding him! Feed me instead!
Alright, here’s some cat food. Enjoy your meal!
No, “molten” is the correct word.
…Unless the lead is actually a bird / reptile shedding its skin / old feathers.
Hahah I’m pretty sure that wasn’t it. XD
No, that would be “moulting.”
Trollololol… Obvious troll is obvious
Only in those countries that use the British spelling of it.
Oh, you mean only in EVERY ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET other than America??
Hmm. Hardly worth mentioning then, I guess.
Spelling Nazi FAIL
*malting
*chocolate malt. On the fly, please.
Successful Troll is Success…again.
Every. Freaking. Post.
seriously, the urge to prove oneself a smartass is so strong that people resort to correcting billy every time he trolls.
billy is not a fun troll, his actions end up spamming the failbook comments section.
here’s an idea… scroll down past things you don’t want to read. I love Billy. Go Billy!
Billy gooooood! Idea baaaaaad!
I think it’s funny as long as people keep falling for it.
*Moltres
I lol’d
I love failbook conversations.
Billy IS a troll, but it’s been said. We need a new word
That story had made me super sad. And I was only 12 when I read it
i hate subtitles
+1
I was 12 and what was that?
look up the real stories to the Little Mermaid and Snow White. it’s amazing what kind of morbid stories Disney makes into children’s movies…
and Hercules
GRRRR… I HATE SPOILERS!
Bruce Willis is dead in the Sixth Sense. He just doesn’t know.
FYI.
Snape kills Dumbledore. But he’s on the good side actually.
FYI
Donnie is in an alternate universe the entire time
Rosebud was Charles Kane’s childhood sled.
FYI
The boat sinks.
I’m Spartacus.
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
FYI
Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
FYI
Soylent Green is people.
The narrator (Norton) and Tyler (Pitt) are in fact, the same person.
FYI
the most powerful sith lord in the universe was really an emo the whole time
the whole cast, including jack, rose, charlie, john, and the lot, were all dead the whole time, and were simply in a form of purgatory.
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife.
Uncle Bernie is dead the whole time
it was all just a dream
Rosebud is his childhood sled.
the cake is a lie
Soylent green is made out of people!
Nicole Kidman and her kids are actually dead in The Others
FYI
Neo is The One.
Bambi´s mother dies.
And it’s implied that the hunter eats her.
*Buuuuurd!
He is Tyler Durden
I really wanted that to be funnier. I want my four minutes back.
In deep impact, an asteroid hits the world
John travolta died in Pulp fiction
299 of the Spartans die.
Nobody’s perfect.
Meg is a boy
Lady gaga is a man
Justin Beaver is a girl
In Titanic Leornado di Caprio dies
Hyde always dies in Jekyll and hyde movies
no he doesn’t
thank you. you actually helped me think of it better.
Wut u smokin brah? Donnie goes back in time and allows himself to be killed at the beginning of the film, to save Gretchin and stop himself from shooting Frank, in turn preventing him from creating the portals, one of which destroys the plane that Donnie’s mum and sister are on which drops the jet engine that kills him.
…Duh.
…and he was in a tangent (i.e. alternate) universe for most of the story.
Holy sh*t.
Mind=blown
jesus dies in the bible.
give me back my icon’s sunglasses! you’re not Horatio!
You’re adopted
FYI
Jack dies and Rose remarries. The two-timing whore!
REmarries? When was she married in the first place? She had a Fiancée, and she was cheating on him with with Jack… but she was a single woman when she landed in America – never married.
Rose doesn’t remarry. She wasn’t married to Jack or Billy Zane’s character.
She does remarry.
The cake is a lie
gollum ends up destroying the ring
it’s friday, friday.
Brian marries Justin.
… Not really. Justin leaves before the wedding.
Jack chops down the beanstalk.
romeo and juliet kill themselves
In the end everyone finds out Hillary Clinton is a dude.
Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
Luke and Leia are twins.
Seymour is almost eaten by his man eating plant in his little shop of horrors but then he kills it.
Ross and Rachel get back together.
Atlas is Fontane.
“Would you Kindly” is mind control.
^Also Jack was born in the Rapture and is Ryan’s illegitimate son.
Dilbert remains marginally funny and corporate-safe.
i also fail
Tyler Durden is a figment of Edward Norton’s imagination; he’s really fighting himself.
FYI
Replies != new posts. FmyI :/
I am Jack’s epic fail.
I am Jack’s scrotum fail.
OMG! I kno rite. But you don’t know this until the end of the book…
his humps, his humps, his humps
The boat sinks
FYI
It was Earth all along.
It was all Mario’s dream.
Wait, that was a video game…
Sheik is Zelda.
Samus is a chick.
Link wears pants in Skyward Sword. WHUT.
Ross betrays and kills John Marston
The colossi are living prisons, each housing a fraction of Dormin, and as Wander defeats them one by one he is releasing Dormin and allowing himself to become possessed by it.
The Collectors are Protheans!
Justice Wargrave was responsible for all the deaths and he faked his own. And Dr. Armstrong played along only yo be killed by him.
FYI
I love that book.
Our princess is in another castle.
Six doesn’t survive.
Pandora’s box contains hope.
Justin Bieber has a vag.
FYI
Oh…and Rebecca ending up choosing the back seat.
*ended
D*mn it.
Kevin Spacey was Keyser Soze all along.
Vader is Luke’s father.
And Guybrush Threepwood’s.
The earth is annihilated by a solar flare.
its the sled
Norman IS his mother.
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father!
FYI
Simon is dead in the basement and the sounds are him trying to get out.
FYI
Man that was sad, but such a good movie.
what movie is this?
What does it matter? You know the ending!
I would have been pissed if I didn’t get a legitimate answer. The movie is The Orphanage, a foreign supernatural thriller-type movie. It’s a good one, you should check it out, even though you now know the ending.
Failbook needs a like-button.
Howard the Duck gets laid.
FYI
Its water that is used as the weapon against the aliens.
Mr. Green is the only guest that is not responisble for muder.
At least he gets the girl. :V Unlike the Disney version, which teaches kids that even if he cares for you, and would willingly kill someone that was practically his father, just for you, if he’s ugly, it just isn’t worth it.
Unless he’s really really rich.
Of course, Disney movies also teach kids that if girls aren’t good-looking, THEY’RE not worth it. Valuable lessons all around.
Also that it’s okay to steal for a living if you’re really poor, and you might even get a princess to like you.
Disney is racist, anti semitic, and highly sexual if you watch their movies with a dirty mind.
Man, raking leaves is highly sexual if you watch it with a dirty mind. Your point is..?
Probably that you guys have dirty minds.
GOD DAMN RIGHT.
Pfft. Go… rake some leaves or something, DAN.
Also that sex with animals and human-animal hybrids is OK. which i agree with, provided the animal is over 18.
. . . he gets the girl’s CORPSE, actually. In that he goes into the field where they dispose of dead criminals after she gets hanged for being a witch/gypsy/female/heretic/person-not-having-sex-with-priests, and he retrieves her lifeless body so he can embrace it until he wastes away and dies himself. Then future people find their entwined skeletons. Not sure that’s a real healthy message for kids either, even if he technically does get closer to her than Disney!Quasimodo.
Ummmm he doesn’t get the girl hun, everyone dies, cept for the rapist who gets married
It was Col. Mustard with the rope in the conservatory.
It was the butler.
They all did it. Now I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
^Like
^Freeman?
I can really see how much of a social life you guys have
Disney sugar coats everything to make it appropriate? You know The Little Mermaid? She was supposed to die in the original version. And don’t get me started on Hercules and Pocahontas.
To be fair, even though they sugar coated it, it’s still not a happy movie
Little mermaid feels like she is walking on glass when ever she takes a step on dry land
She is.
Err, that should be, when she’s walking on the beach, she is.
FACTZ:In the original version of the little mermaid, she doesn’t really get legs, just that giant flipper thing sliced in 2.
Don’t you mean Avatar?
And what about the changes Disney made to Cinderella?
Changing the beautiful step-sisters into ugly step-sisters completely destroys the message that being beautiful doesn’t necessarily make you a nice person.
And where the hell did the fairy godmother come from? Fairy godmothers, turning pumpkins into coaches, out by midnight or her clothes change back, none of that stuff was in the original story.
In the original version, the birds (that live in the tree over her mother’s grave) stole fancy clothes for her to wear, and she gets to the ball on foot, but has to leave before her step-mother and step-sisters leave so she can beat them home so they don’t know she’s left. After the third night at the ball, she loses one of her slippers as she tries to get away.
And the Disney version leaves out the death of her mother at the start, the mutilation of feet by the step-sisters to try and fool the prince, and the pecking out of the step-mothers eyes by birds.
Well, I don’t blame them for leaving out eye-pecking… That’s just disgusting.
I guess they took that away from Cinderella, and then transferred it into Dead Man’s Chest.
Some sources claim (although it remains hotly debated) that the glass slippers were a mistranslation, and that it was originally fur slippers. Which was, they go on to claim, a euphemism: the prince apparently went around the town trying on all the girls’ fur slippers. Ahem.
Hell if I knew.
Jack is a girl.
This was the only valuable spoil I’ve seen so far my friend
They all die.
Master Chief hibernates in a Cryto-Chamber for a few million years…
Halo is destroyed.
Chef becomes a Scientologist and quits.
At the end of Boogie Nights, you see Marky Mark’s fake wang.
Charlie Sheen is a warlock and he`s winning this thread.
Sergeant Johnson is killed by 343 Guilty Spark.
Saddler gets killed by Leon. With an RPG.
Ada takes the vaccine for the parasite.
Ashley tries to ask out Leon. Leon says no. Then Leon asks out Hunnigan, who looks pretty hot without glasses.
Mr. Spock dies.
THE |=UCK?
Random much?
The comments here…they are random…amazing…
I got very disappointed at the end of Simba the Lion king. Male lions that take over a flock, always kill (and mostly eat) the cubs. Then all the females are ready for him in a coupl of days. The females will try to hide their cubs, and not greet and celebrate the new male. Get real Disney. But my kids got kind of low when I explained this to them…..
couple
flock, huh.
My name ain’t Quasimodo, but I still got a hunch.
He doesn’t even get the girl in the DISNEY version, so you know his life must have sucked originally.