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Why don’t I know anyone as dumb as this – I’d love to comment on this post…
You had a chance to say `first` AND combine it with a pun about the first names post but you wasted the opportunity
Bwahahaha
They forgot Cher, Oprah, Napoleon, Snooki, Prince, and the man know by one letter “W”
Failbook keeps blocking my posts – presumably because I mention the name of a certain German leader – even though he is mentioned in the FB post above!
Aaaanyway – I was trying to say “Not to mention that Obama, and the certain German leader mentioned in the post are both those respective person’s last names – not first!”
Really, is that so?
“Barack” isn’t much better, though…
Fun fact: It’s actually Biblical.
Actual Fact: Barack is not Biblical, even if you changed the spelling to match a Hebrew word or two.
Actually, according to urban legend, his real last name was Schiklegruber (or something that sounds like that).
Alois Schicklgruber was his father
Except that it’s not urban legend.
Well, Dan, maybe Failbook is trying to save you the embarrassment of publicly posting something as stupid as a restatement of the obvious point of a joke.
I was just trying to (politely) help out Clabberhead, who didn’t quite seem to get it…
That’s why it’s a fail.
If it makes you feel better Dan, my comments go into the moderation que at seemingly random posts.
Que?
Que Pasa?
Great, now I’m craving queso dip!
Por que?
Porque es muy delicioso!
So..If I get this straight, Because/why is very delicious?
Because it’s very delicious. If it was a question it would be only “que” and it needs a question mark ( technicly 2 ” ¿ ?, one at the start and one when you finish the question, but we don’t use it.. ).
En una galaxia muy muy lejana…
thats the point people are trying to make, idiot.
don’t forget L
Or “N”
*cough cough*
Kira.
*heart attack*
Alright, since we’re on manga…meh, I don’t know, haven’t read manga in a while…
Nami, Ussop, Franky, Brook, Natsu, Lucy, Rukia, Sakura. I could go on but i won’t
Abigail, Topol, …
Dont forget Ludikalo.
-cough-
Napoleon BONAPARTE only went by his first name? Seriously? The Corsican general and later emperor of France who was born and died at BONAPARTE House? Who was married to Josephine BONAPARTE? Seriously?
amen to that. i keep wondering why i don’t have anything fun to post here. then i realize – i associate with intelligent life forms. ::sigh::
I think my brain just short-circuited
Mine too…
Kelly must be famous too….
Woahhh… WENDY?!!?! Is it really YOU???
Can I have your autograph?!
*you’re
“can i have you are autograph?” yeah i don’t think so
Billy is a troll. All he does is unhelpfully suggest the wrong version of Your/You’re on posts. Just ignore him.
Yeah he’s not even a fun troll
*his
*hersn’t
*Should of
*Cat
*LOL
*THE GAME
I miss Drongo
Nobody ever replied to his posts, but we miss him now that he’s gone.
Don’t worry! He’ll be back.
Drongo was a girl…. I miss her too though!
Drongo was a girl? GTFO!
Drongo was a girl? GTFO!
(Sorry to steal your post, TDtf, but you took the words right out of my mouth.)
musta been while she was kissing her
*Jaw drop*
But, there is no girl on the Internet!
Then why do I have a va-jay-jay and boobies?
Dare I say it…?
…
…Transvestite?
Well, it depends. Are they attached to your body or in a jar, in your basement?
There are a lot of girls in the internet you are just too stupid to figure that out. You think that us girls only speak about shoping and wedings and make up and that we are not able to make memes or troll the internet but it’s false
Ohhh make-up. I just found this really cute eye-shadow colour, you really should think about it for your wedding. I’ll show it to you when we’re shopping.
I wish I would get married one day…
There have been men and women on the internet in equal numbers since 2001. I don’t know why a few morons still think otherwise.
Lol, Canaduck. You should know by now that guys + internet = *Trollface* “Problem, girls?”
The “no girls on the internet” is a joke referring to the Rules of The Internet, most of which are not to be taken seriously.
I don’t think you’re allowed to call someone else stupid when you can’t spell “shopping” or “wedding”
They said it best, so I’m gonna have to steal as well…GTFO!
Wait, so there are girls on the web?!?! ahaa maybe the online virtual kitchen is finally up and running =)
I must not be in “we”
Twice in one week that I agree with Shipoopi. The End Days must certainly be well nigh.
Jerry LoLer
Hail to the King baby!
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl that’s hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, But you can win her yet.
same here. i miss him, too.
Your kno phun.
….you’re not drongo, gtfo
What? I never said I was. I was replying to Rory saying billy is stupid.
He also suggests the wrong version of Their/They’re/There.
Your so right Dan
you frigging idiots
it’s pronounced your’re
Pronunciation does not really matter much as the two words sound the same. But when spelling the word, it’s spelled as “You’re” in one context and “Your” in another.
Most americans lack the ability interpret in which context they should be used, as they pronounce the two words the same way.
Interesting. Where is this undeniable observation found? Or is it that most non-Americans attribute made up information to Americans out of apparent stupidity?
Why not replace “Americans” with “black people?” Oh that’d be a stereotype and ignorant? Hmm.
Quick question:
Do trolls prefer to live under bridges or in dungeons?
And how do they obtain nourishment from people paying attention/responding to their posts?
Trolls function the same way magnets work. They use troll science to explain stuff like that.
LOL
Epic Derp
think she has a spelling mistake. doesn’t she mean maRAdonna?
Please let this be a joke.
Famous soccer player. Take it easy.
I know Diego Maradonna, the disgraced Argentinian football star. But will’s post makes it look like he doesn’t know Madonna, hence my comment.
Please let this be a rope.
i am so smart.. s-m-r-t ..
Hello Homer.
How much fail can you get in one post? Well done Kelly. Next time we are fighting an alien super computer and we need to mess with its logic – we are sending you instead of Spock and Kirk.
typical blonde
Actually as both a bloody smart blonde (admittedly guy) and friend or son to several smart blonde girls I can honestly say it’s the fake blondes who give us the bad rap. Bleach kills brain cells, people.
*rep
No, I did actually mean rap; its a saying thats been around for a while, basically means the same thing as bad rep though.
*it’s
Not all stupids are blonde!!
This doesn’t exclude that all blondes are stupid.
Oh, so her profile pic is of two of her blonde friends? Why is she not in it? …Dumbass
Tizzle, I LOL at your stupidity
I stupidity at your LOL, shreds of metal!
I think Tizzle thinks he’s funny e_e
I don’t know, I thought his last post, just above yours, was funny….
I’m not trying to be funny here. I’m being super cereal, you guys. Stop teasing me!
What there was an original post?
In Soviet Russia, blonde jokes make you!
Americans….
Humans…
Idiots…
Females…
shemales
shemales…
Double post…
double shemales == DOUBLE TROUBLE!
Double shemales == ORGY!
Double shemales == FINGERCUFFS!
Humanoids….
Reploids…
earthanoids
Androids…
At least she got one of them right. As far as I remember Madonna was her first name.
Try Louise Madonna Ciccone.
Nope, try Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone
You’re right. Thus my name…
Ahhh…got it.
This is what happens when you can post to FB from bars.
^WIN!
I don’t think that this level of stupid could be produced by alcohol alone. There would have to be an extreme underlying lack of intelligence for someone to even ponder this, even if they were sh*tfaced.
you obviously underestimate the level of stupidity achievable by blonde + booze
Exactly! The fact that she’s blond implies an underlying lack of intelligence.
Wow. So much fail. “Kelly” only uses one name, and aside from Madonna, the other two are LAST NAMES. Ugh. I really wish I knew people this dumb as well, just so I could post about how dumb they are.
Just so you know, ‘Madonna’ actually *is* her first name. Her last name is Ciccone. And in case you’re interested, her middle name is Louisse.
Please use Wikipedia next time.
“and aside from Madonna, the other two are LAST NAMES.”
Please use brain next time.
“and aside from Madonna, the other two are LAST NAMES.”
>Implying the FB post was correct about Madonna
Please use yours, I’m doing just fine here.
Ok, sorry.
How noble of you, Presidon’t, to apologize even when you are correct.
Now I am confused…sorry Luthy…
Lol, he was sticking up for you because James is being such an a-hole.
Ah, sorry D.M.?
Why are you apologizing to me? You’re always saying ‘sorry’.
Sorry.
Sir/Ma’am,
Searching on Wikipedia because you didn’t know but wanted to invalidate someone else’s assertion isn’t using your brain. It is being smug while using someone else’s brain.
I find you both Fake and Gay. Also, you spelled “terribly bad” as “just fine.”
I hope you’re kidding. But in case you aren’t…
A – Doing your research is certainly using your brain. You are the first person I’ve heard correlate research to “not using a brain”.
B – I never said I used Wikipedia, I was telling the poster to do so since he wasn’t familiar with the subject.
c – It’s not being smug. It’s pointing out that the poster’s assumption, that Madonna only has one name, is false. If you find that smug, you must be on an awfully tall horse to be so butt-hurt over a correction.
D – fake*
E – gay*
F – Why are you resorting to calling names? Grow up.
No, it’s making a counter argument (based on either prior knowledge or assumptions) and finding supporting evidence, then providing the reference. Pretty much the basis of academic life.
Oh I see. I wasn’t aware that proper academics belittled others for not knowing a specific answer, however the scholarly had to look up the answer anyway. Silly me. I thought scholarly research was to pass on knowledge.
I’ll inform the world that I was wrong and it is to look down upon the unlearned of any particular piece of information. I’m not sure if I’m even being sarcastic anymore because I believe my eyes rolled all the way around again. What does that mean?
Your quite right, academics shouldn’t do that, however for some one so quick to vindicate, you seem to be doing very much the same thing.
However, you’ve responded to that which wasn’t being argued. I never made comment about his manner of correction, simply replying to your statement that he was not using his brain but some one elses, which is a staple as part of any scholarly article.
That’s right. The FB post, despite the rest of the errors, was correct about Madonna.
Verge, despite stating the incredibly obvious, was also correct about Madonna.
So why did you leave a comment trying to “correct” them and telling them to use Wikipedia? What brain are you using again?
They were correct about Madonna only having one name? Weird, I thought her name was Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. News to me! (and apparently the rest of the world)
It was news to you until you looked it up about an hour ago. You also keep pasting it in instead of typing it, which means you had absolutely no familiarity with it before.
Consider yourself pwn’d.
No it wasn’t news to me. You shouldn’t assume what I do and don’t know.
Yes I’m pasting it. Because I don’t want to be bothered trying to memorize her whole name, it’s not an easy one to spell.
I’ll consider myself pwn’d when I’m incorrect.
You assumed that she had a last name and had to look it up to be sure. Thus it was “news to you” until you looked it up. The point is that you are condemning people’s ignorance when you were also ignorant. Thus you were pwn’d.
So when anyone does research, they are pwn’d? I think you’re riding solo on this one…
I was quite aware she had a last name, I couldn’t specifically remember it so I looked it up. That in no way is getting pwn’d. Nice try, better luck next time ‘n00b’.
You ignore the root of my observation of your illogical and hypocritical act and instead answer that which wasn’t argued. That is a sure sign that you a full of crap and even know it.
Consider yourself spawnkilled.
*are instead of ‘a’.
My Spanish teacher is her first cousin.
Come on. She was born with a last name, yes. No one is denying this.
Her professional name, however, is just Madonna. This is what the FB post, and everyone else, is talking about.
Her professional name is Madonna if you consider Rosanne’s professional name as just Rosanne. Both definitely still have a last name (Ciccone and Barr).
I will admit that she signs her name as Madonna, if that’s what you’re looking for. But that’s not what was claimed.
What? No. Roseanne is not comparable to Madonna when it comes to professional names. “Roseanne” is generally recognizable on its own, and she may have named her SHOW that, but if you look at any credits or media she’s “Roseanne Barr.” Madonna, on the other hand, is always credited as “Madonna.”
If you want to use Wikipedia as the the basis, then compare the way Madonna’s entry is listed as just “Madonna” while Barr’s is “Roseanne Barr.”
Considering I’m a fan of neither one of them I can’t believe I’ve written so many words about them today.
Blueglass, James doesn’t need anything explained to him. He knows that he is being pompous. He is also finding it difficult to come to terms with being owned over and over again.
I am pretty sure that the FB poster knows that the listed people have more than one name, but that they are known by one name. If you say Madonna (almost) everyone will know who you are talking about.
I don’t get it. If “the other two” are last names, that would mean Verge meant Madonna is a first name. So what was the problem?
The problem is apparently that James needed to restate the obvious in an attempt to be a self-righteous ass.
No one with half a brain cell would assume from Verge’s post that she has only a first name. But somehow, James interpreted it that way.
Madonna actually is her stage name…her real name is Louise Ciccone.
Well thank you for explaining the fail, Captain Obvious.
That’s Katherine Obvious.
Who would Katherine be?!
Katherine the Great!
Katherine of Aragon.
Katherine Howard.
Katherine de Medici
Katherine de Creddle
Katherine Parr
Katherine Hepburn?
Kathryn Janeway?
Umm… Madonna Louise Ciccone ?
wow you must be so much fun to have around. do you sit beside people and explain jokes after theyre told?
It’s like people who feel they have narrate movies to you, even though you’re sitting RIGHT next to them and can see everything just fine yourself. Why in hell do people do this?
*have to
Me too, thanks for providing me with someone
Just be glad you don’t know people this dumb. Remember the age old phrase ‘you are who your friends are’?
Why don’t you just keep posting abouit how dumb YOU are? Being obvious about something obvious is pretty dumb in itself. Don’t worry about everyone else, work on becoming a better person yourself. And don’t worry about knowing dumb people, all your friends know one already.
Obvious me is being obvious
Her last name has probably been censored.
Actually, her name is whited out, hence all the extra space after it. Plus, I can tell from the pixels.
I bet the boys like her..
For her personality, ofcourse.
Only for a night. Well actually just a few hours. Fine, maybe a good 30 minutes. Ok ok you got me, 2 minutes tops.
They probably like her a lot in a public bathroom stall, mostly.
People like this scare me.
They see me trollin…
meh
this post is a huge fail… she forgot Lady Gaga, who has two (first?) names. or that little girl, Justin Bieber.
It’s Justine.
…
Did I just make a “Justin Bieber is a girl” joke?
AAAGHH! THEY’RE STARTING TO INFECT ME!!!!
I would consider “Lady” to be a title, not a name.
Unless, of course, it’s meant to be descriptive, for all the people who are confused by her…
To outta three isnt bad.
Are you kidding? NONE out of three were correct.
and I think you mean two*
One was. Madonna.
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone is her full name. Therefore, Kelly’s FB update was incorrect. Read other posts please. Many people have said it many times already.
Oh god, is this what you’re harping on about? “Only has a first name” in casual discussion implies “is known by only his/her first name,” not that the person LITERALLY has no middle or last names. Everyone understands this.
Madonna is known to the general public as just “Madonna,” because that’s the professional name she chose for herself.
James, although that technically is her full name, she is only known by one name, Madonna, which is what the original post is referring to.
Would you like some KY or vaseline to get that stick outta your @ss?
if you knew her name so well James how come you had to look it up on Wikepedia, which I might add isn’t a credible source because anyone can write and update whatever they want about someone. If I decided to change her name to Madonna Louise Smith on wikepedia how would anyone know much different because it isn’t common knowledge that her middle names are Louise Veronica and last name is Ciccone.
First off, you meant Two not To.
Second off, she only got one out of three.
Thank you for failing and good day.
damn it. LoL I love morning reply fails.
Correction: she didn’t get any of the three correct. All of those people have a first, middle and last name.
Sheesh. Well everybody has a full name, but some people go by just one, so Madonna was right. Why are you so persistent?
Oh my fsm shut UP. We KNOW she has a full name. She USES one name.
Not everyone is so pedantic as to feel the need to write “Why are so many famous people referred to by their first name only?” (Or more accurately, by one name only).
I’M a pedant and not that uptight ffs.
I was on your side earlier w/ the whole research thing…but not anymore.
*two
MEHEHEHEHEHE
This post hurt my brain. Very, very badly. Now I’m very sad.
only in america
I am patiently waiting for the day when jokes about americans actually become clever, rather than just saying ‘america’ on anything with stupid or fat people.
You a$$ of A!
Being a blonde must be tough.
The fail here is that she’s using a BlackBerry.
even if those WERE all of their real first names, what is the point she is trying to make?
she’s blonde and therfor has no point
aww, at least the poor girl is asking questions.. that’s the first step to education.
0424718708.
Kelly is famous too! =D
‘Cause everyone who’s famous sucks at life. Excluding fictional ones…. and me.
Chuck Norris would like a word with you.
Did anyone else notice that besides her obvious fail, she also only goes by her first name on fb? That leads me to believe she was trying to be funny, therefore making her fail a fail.
You want the fail?! You can’t handle the fail!
I’m pretty sure her last name was just censored on here.
277 comments and not one mentioned the fact that it isn’t a wedding ring regardless of which hand it’s on. Also, wtf is up with that huge gash in his pants?
Wrong thread fail.
I can’t blame anybody for getting lost in this mess of comments. And here’s a funny for you all. Having just one name is a pain in the A$$.
My GF’s name is Pillow.
DMV, credit cards, airlines, voter registration, social security administration, you name it – all go absolutely nuts when somebody appears who legally has but one name. And all for one simple reason – the computer programmers set up the systems so that you can’t leave either entry blank.
Yet somehow, in all that tangle of bureaucracy, the jury duty notices just keep coming in.
Your GF is a pillow? You happen to be Japanese?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
Your pillow is your GF? That’s your point?
hahahaha
had to be a blonde
Had to be. By the way, learn puncuation and capitalization you blonde.
Learn to spell ‘punctuation’, you blonde.
Punkuations not dead.
LAST!!! Just like the names in the post.
Why does kelly only have a first name? Wtf, she’s not famous!
Some of these comments made no sense at all. But yeah, she only had 2 out of 3 right.
Which 2 did she have correct?
…. ummm wow haha
No doubt she’s blonde..
Blonde!
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