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Facebook Is More Popular Than Porn

According to the BBC, social networking sites are more popular than pornographic ones in the UK.

Social networking was responsible for 12.46 percent of all online traffic during January, with Facebook representing more than half, whereas entertainment sites (which includes pornography) only represented 12.18 percent.

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  1. asdasfasdf says:

    What has this world become!?

  2. Stuart says:

    *Explanations

  3. asdfasdf-killer says:

    possible explinations………..

  4. Grammar Nazi says:

    Grammar fail in the image. The correct phrase is “facebook is hotter than I”

    • 3DSarge says:

      Either one is defensible. The debate over pronoun usage after the word “than” has still not come to a definitive conclusion.

      • Englishprofessor says:

        Wrong. The sentence is actually “Facebook is hotter than I (am hot.)” Therefore, I is correct.

      • richard says:

        but if you use “than I” do not forget to add the “am” because the correct sentence is “Facebook is hotter than I am”

    • hexezeichen says:

      *Expectations fail*
      Since when do hot chicks use proper grammar?
      Now, if you’re looking for “hot grammars”, I think there’s a site for that.

      • Wow, Just, Wow says:

        1. You are all sounding a little bit like grammer nazis right now. 2. my reply to the above comment is my name.

  5. Robynne Hood says:

    That would be because my country is overrun with silly little chavs that spend all day blasting bad music, coating themselves in fake tan, popping out babies…AND FACEBOOKING.

  6. Dan says:

    Bwahahahahaha!

  7. Sophie says:

    Beach holiday photos???

    You guys disgust me! Seriously! Satisfy your nasty cravings on sites that are actually made for it!
    This is freaking me out *deleting beach holiday album*

  8. Denryuu2 says:

    “Here Here!”

  9. addictionz says:

    anyone know the name of the girl in the picture? i was gonna add her on facebook..

  10. Gabian says:

    what have we become…

  11. Tad says:

    …Just sayin’… <_<;

  12. Dan says:

    Because robots.

    Dan

  13. Dan says:

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  14. L says:

    Well, peoplle who live with their parents…

  15. bunk says:

    So who’s the babe in the pic? So I can um… facebook her.

  16. leo says:

    ha… minutes…

  17. Steve says:

    British men have apparently forgotten the true purpose of the internet.

  18. Conner says:

    Does anyone know who that is?

  19. GP says:

    Spelling fail in the title of the survey

  20. hexezeichen says:

    Europeans is stoopid. Facebook no. ___onmyfacebook yes.

  21. dave says:

    Even in UK English, it’s spelled “explanation”.

  22. Dan says:

    Fapping to Farmville.

  23. Mclol says:

    Not everone uses the letter “y”

  24. Stinky Whizzleteats says:

    Sooooo……the BBC has finally proven that brits are queers.

  25. Derek says:

    BLASPHEMY >:O

  26. Ben says:

    A: Simple explanation. On Facebook, you can actually manage to have sex with the women you see. A 6 in the hand is worth two 10s in the bush.

  27. as they say says:

    Rule 34

  28. n00bert says:

    who is girl?

  29. Alderbaran says:

    Annnnnnnd no one has found who the girl the picture is yet

    • HappyFunRock says:

      ‘Mary Jane’, post the url for the jpg into tineye.c om, there are several links to the original picture (possibly sets, but I’m on lunchbreak at work and can’t check).

  30. name not important says:

    THANK YOU TinEye!!! you’re awesome!!!

  31. Pickles says:

    Rule 34

  32. D.M. says:

    Oh, please. Like you don’t do both. You’re probably even one of those guys who faps before a date so he can last longer.

  33. connard says:

    dkfjeolmčcdefaed

  34. RayTX says:

    I’m 11 yrs old, now what is this?

    • Steve says:

      Whats the matter, kid? Can’t you read? This is a study showing that facebook is more popular than entertainment sites.

  35. Protspecd says:

    160 votes for I’ll tell you in the comments…

    112 Comments…

  36. me says:

    “friends” > “free nudity pictures” > “no spam”

  37. Alex says:

    I’m 12 what is this

  38. qas says:

    “post-pubescent males”

  39. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    Challenge accepted!

  40. Smegma says:

    Everybody’s Russian.

  41. juicius says:

    Friendface is awesome!

  42. Wow, Just, Wow says:

    reply to bio:
    Wizard did it.

  43. wowzers says:

    creepiest

  44. That guy! says:

    Beach Pictures!!!!!

    Honestly though, I will say it is nice to have pictures of people who actually turn me on rather than silicone-filled sex robots.

    And honestly, as someone else said, when you put them up there… it’s fair game

  45. Wow, Just, Wow says:

    When you say your “donuts”…

  46. Carl says:

    well if they put into calculation the amount of time then yeah of course

  47. FutileEnd says:

    I demand sauce on the chick in that picture. I remember having it a while back and cant find it now.

    I must fap.

  48. mark says:

    Corfu 06?

  49. WhosDatChick says:

    Anyone find out Who the girl in the pic is?????

  50. Hannah says:

    Nobody would have voted for “Three words: Beach Vacation Albums” if you Americans (it’s called a HOLIDAY) actually saw what Brit girls looked like.

  51. J999 says:

    Exactly.

  52. SeverinMK says:

    Aliens…


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