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How Can So Much Idiot Fit in One Man?

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  1. B says:

    oh dear god ….

  2. He who must not be named says:

    Birth control, anyone?

  3. Crumpet says:

    Some people are just so dumb that it warrants euthanasia.

  4. Michael Pants says:

    Another joke passed off as Fail.

  5. nielleluvzu07@gmail.com says:

    That’s actually funny…in a not appropriate kind of way.

  6. DERP says:

    give his name

  7. The smartest bloke on the net. says:

    You know it’s a joke right? it’s from a joke site..

    • KS says:

      so his fail is being too stupid to think of his own “joke,” and thinking it was somehow appropriate. two fails or one? either way, the only joke is the tool in the post.

  8. Kevin says:

    Maybe it was a joke?

  9. Rory says:

    Chinpokomon Executive: We are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik’s penis is especially small!
    Mr. Hosik: So small.
    Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

  10. Jojo says:

    Google Streetview wouldn’t update their image files with that of a disaster. They probably won’t update those areas until the rebuilding has finished.

    • Rory says:

      OMGZ you are the mostest smart on the interwebz. How did you knowz about the google mapz update?.?.? I wish I could uze my brian like you!

    • wezzy420 says:

      man, clearly it was real like its all over the news and the wave was recorded like come on oviously they didnt fake it and google only updates google earth so many years or months, common sence why would they lie about something like that.

      • I am ossome says:

        Your faith in the news is deeply touching.

        Not that the Earthquake didn’t happen, but I wouldn’t put it past the news to fake stuff, even something like this. But I do think they would set the limit at encouraging a war by propagating the lie that some foreign country has weapons of mass destruction. No way they would do such a thing.

    • Kuroro says:

      I’m guessing they would just get rid of the streetview for the area and put in the new satellite images… why would they keep false streetviews?

      • MJB says:

        Because it might take a long time for them to change that all up, maybe? I’m pretty sure it takes a while for them to replace thousands or millions of images. But maybe I’m wrong?

        It’s not like streetview is frequently updated. For kicks I did a streetview search of my old job a short time ago, and it still shows a boarded up building even though the store opened summer 2008.

      • ClariPossum says:

        There wouldn’t be any point in updating them with all the mess there, and seeing the images might just be too much for some people. I think it’s best to just leave it be until things are rebuilt.

    • Crystal says:

      Thank you Jojo. NONE of us understood how that worked… we were all just sitting here wondering why it was a fail in the first place.
      As a reward, Failbook is sending you a pair of “Captain Obvious” underpants that you can lead your parade in.

  11. Rotcod says:

    Fail fail. I’d bet it’s a joke.

  12. Kel says:

    someone sent me that as a joke a week ago, it was a cartoon saying that exact same thing. Tom just stole the joke. he’s a week late though, I saw the joke the day after the earthquake/tsunami

    • Joey Ravn says:

      Yeah, he was probably just trying to be funny with a joke he stole from somewhere else, and vent some racist rage while he was at it.

      • sevendarkdays says:

        Which part of it is racist?

        • Zaxxon says:

          Don’t you know? All fails are Americans and all Americans are stupid and racist, even if Americans are made up of almost if not all races and nationalities.
          You FAIL!
          (Note: your sarcasm meter should be pegged.)

          • trollfood says:

            FINE Zaxxon, We get you hate America. ALL your posts are Americans this, blaaa, blaaaa. America that, blllaaablaaaaa. Superpower envy much?

            • teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

              Your sarcasm meter should be pegged too.

            • I am ossome says:

              Superpower… LOL!

              • I am ossome says:

                Sorry, I think I should elaborate a little.

                - Your economy is a disaster. China owns your country and despite all the imaginary money your government seems to be spending on stuff more than half of your population lives better than in Eastern Europe.

                - You’re stuck in a war far, far away. An illegal war, based on lies, which killed about 100000 civilians. Think you’ll get away with it? Even if it takes 20 years your country will answer for its crimes. Especially since you haven’t had the decency to make a formal apology and give compensation to the Iraqi people.

                - The entire world hates you. If what happened to Japan happened to the USA, foreign countries would surely send help but they wouldn’t put much effort into it.

                - You have absolutely no rights or freedom. Sure, your government is not currently turning you into slaves but so far the government had no trouble violating the law and the Constitution when it felt like it. Nothing, absolutely nothing, not even you, can stop the President from doing as he pleases. And if Obama tomorrow makes a law that any woman must have sex with him if he asks her, on the pretense that it helps him relax and do his work of President better, which therefore makes it a matter of national security, you will all approve of this and raise no objections. I can already hear “If my daughter having sex with the President can keep us all safe, then go for it!”

                - You’re probably thinking you develop great technology. First of all, most scientists in the USA right now are foreigners. Second, your industry relies heavily on foreign industry and technology. Sure, you may build computer parts in the USA (most are built in China anyway), but the machines that make these things are made in foreign countries.

                - Your education system is a joke.

                - Although your country is in so much economic trouble, you still spend billions to develop military weaponry. Many of it which you will never use since according to your own government officials all future wars will be fought against terrorists and guerrillas, not against armies. And whatever weaponry you spend money on that could be used to fight guerrillas such as the Taliban – why do you even feel the need to fight every one you label “bad guys”? Why not do like everyone else: mind your own business and spend money in a constructive way (and stop making enemies everywhere you go).

                I really don’t see what makes the USA a superpower. You just have the illusion that they are one.

                • I am ossome says:

                  “more than half of your population lives better than in Eastern Europe.” should read “less than half”.

                  Lack of sleep.

                • Zaxxon says:

                  I will leave the opinions alone but there are a couple facts that aren’t quite right. First China does indeed seem to own a lot of US debt if the reports on the bond market is correct. That is not the same as owning the economy. Actually though reletively safe, the US can simply just not pay the bonds. Interest will not continue once mature but if the Treasury puts a hold on the bond forever then you have worthless paper or a bad investment in other words.
                  To make my point stick the US has the only Super Majority in the World Bank which means it essentially sets its own rules that China is also heavily invested in, yet does not quite have a Super Majority last I checked.

                  Therefore a reasonable conclusion would be that China does not “own” the US nor the US economy.

                  The next fallacy is that the US President has some great power however the opposite is true. The President can sign Executive Orders which may not even be enforced. The House and Senate (ie. The US Congress) actualy declares wars, enacts laws and controls the military with one small exception.

                • trollfood says:

                  We already tried to send our daughters to have sex w/ the prez. It didn’t work out so well. Our country can kick your countrys butt. BTW, America is a land of many different peoples. I love how people will bitc# about Americans but never name their homeland. Huuummm.

                  P.S- Let China try and collect.

        • Bwuh? says:

          What do you mean, which part of it is racist? Are you being serious?

          • nibble says:

            Go find a book on human races. Look up “Japanese” in it. Can’t? Oh wait … not racist.

            -ist of some type, yes. Nationalist maybe? Certainly not racist.

            Not until Japan manages to convince the world its people are their own entire distinct “race”.

        • blueglass says:

          Don’t tell me you honestly think “japs” is the proper term for Japanese people?

        • Canaduck says:

          “Jap” is a racial slur. It’s from WWII–well, probably older than that, but that’s when it got big, as far as I know. People try not to use it anymore for obvious reasons.

          • I am ossome says:

            “Jap” sounds a lot like an abbreviation. You do realize they are Japanese, not Chinese? Hence “Jap” is short for “Japanese”.

            Just a question – in the USA, if people talk in a bad way about you too much, does your name become an insult?

        • D.M. says:

          How about the big “f*cking Japs” staring you right in the face?

          • Dave says:

            That’s a pretty broad definition of racism. Offensive, yes. Racist? You might want to look up the term.

            • Adelais says:

              Actually, as a person of Japanese descent myself, I can tell you that the word “Jap” is equivalent to using the n-word. Just because it looks like a short form, doesn’t mean it isn’t racist. There’s nothing broad about it.

              • Gravey says:

                It’s not racist, since he’s only worried about the “f*cking Japs”, which is a smaller-than-racial group. “Salaryman Jap” and “Housewife Jap” probably just don’t do it enough to be defined by the term “f*cking Japs”.

                To be counted as a “f*cking Jap”, you’d need to be working in the adult entertainment/service industry or something. Otherwise, you’re just a “Jap who f*cks sometimes”.

  13. Gogu says:

    americans…

  14. Dude says:

    Dudes. Control yourselves. He was just attempting to make a joke. A joke done in poor taste to be sure, but a joke nonetheless.

    • ClariPossum says:

      After a bit of thought, I wonder if the joke is poking fun at people who really are that dumb or racist, rather than poking fun at Japan? In that case, it’s not as tasteless as I first thought it was…

  15. A TYNAN says:

    he joking?

  16. McMeme says:

    If he’s not jokin’, quadraple facepalm.

  17. mihai says:

    this guy should be sent in the nuclear plant to help restore power. he should be made to work even in the highest radiation… and if he asks anything just tell him google said so

  18. penguindeity says:

    Joke or not, he should die in a fire……

  19. Chuck says:

    to title:

    you need a lot of lube

  20. Unknown says:

    He probably had view on the “west coast” of Japan. And not “East coast.”

  21. ZShock says:

    Title boring…

  22. CakeMan says:

    This is the funniest thing of here for a while, nice find xD

  23. lol says:

    I guess a lot of people got trolled.

  24. Obscura says:

    I found myself trying to click on the “Like”-Button in the image.

    O_O

  25. HowHack says:

    ohh god an idiot!!

  26. harry says:

    Y’all just got trolled.

  27. George "The Fly" McFly says:

    If you haven’t already, Reddit.com already did this one.

  28. EB says:

    Ok, it’s a joke, a BAD joke, ok.

  29. Simon says:

    I think it’s a pretty good joke. You guy really need a thousand LOL or smiley faces to understand ?

  30. EuropeanJoe says:

    Dont u american arses understand that what happened in Japan is like A GAZILLION times WORSE than Katrina in New Orleans?

    • I am ossome says:

      Here we go again “We don’t agree with our government/the war/guantanamo, we just allowed it to happen”.

      Nah ok, I’m being very mean here. Your government is not your responsibility. After all, you’re just an American Citizen, what do you have to do with the US government? Nothing, right? If foreign nations have problems with your government they should take care of it themselves, right? I bet you’d have no problem at all with foreign tanks rolling down the street to the White House because you did not want to take care of your government.

      Your country, your responsibility. Your political responsibilities are more than telling everyone you disagree with what your government does. You don’t have to succeed in making the government act like you want it to, but you at least need to try.

      • trollfood says:

        WoW! Thanks * packing bags * *looks for a better country to live in* Can’T find one* *sits on bed sobbing softly into blanket*

    • Really? says:

      Doesn’t the rest of the world realize that they are like a bazillionth as important as any American?

  31. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    The RAEG in here is simply astonishing…

  32. Staci says:

    A lot of “stupid”in every country, but I’m pretty sure the U.S.A. takes the cake on that claim.

    • Jerk says:

      My apologies. I didn’t realize you had met every person in the United States and that you were qualified to make this claim.

      • I am ossome says:

        Well half of the population in the USA has below average intelligence…

        • Zaxxon says:

          Is there a quantifiable statistic backing that claim? I would even accept the flawed IQ system. Otherwise I guess this would make your statement baseless, bias and ignorant. Typically those that make those arguments are considered of less than average intelligence (see what I did there?).

          • AEgbert says:

            Statistically speaking, there is always about half of the population below an average. An average is a measure of central (middle) tendancy. Why wouldn’t about half of the people be below an average, and about half be above? Unless you have extraordinarily radical outliers (which you can’t really on IQ tests, which have a set range).

            • Zaxxon says:

              The IQ system defines average intelligence as something like 95% of the population (not 50%) anyway doesn’t it? Therefore saying that half of the population of a country has intelligence below the average intelligence is either a hateful slieght or an ignorant assumption.

    • The Moomin says:

      Dammit.
      Give me back that cake.

  33. Crispy-chan says:

    I really hope he’s joking. I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY THAT STUPID.

  34. jimmeh boi says:

    douchebag

  35. twistedviewlabs says:

    wow. this make me ill to think someone is actually that stupid. sad thing is…he is most definitely from the US. Only in America can someone be that dumb and it’s actually socially acceptable. that’s it, i’m defecting to Canada.

  36. 0xdeadface says:

    Failbook got trolled.
    U jelly?

  37. Elizabug says:

    Stupid is an inadequate word for this person.

  38. Epithumia says:

    Joking is a coping mechanism.

    Being sad about a tragedy – even to the point of tears, and enjoying a tasteless joke about the same tragedy are not mutually exclusive.

  39. grabmapaw says:

    He can’t be THAT stupid, after all he owns an Android phone.

  40. McGillicutty says:

    Parents should be able to abort up to at least the 83rd trimester.

  41. dog boy says:

    no brains no problems

  42. kelly says:

    OMG, I just checked Google street view and my lavender shrank :-P

  43. bernhard racz says:

    jokes remain universal, and tragedies are acceptable as a prime subject. Even Japanese people will laugh (those who weren’t standing there saying :”why is the town 30 ft above the ground and coming towards me?”). If they are alive, they should be thankful, no matter the jokes. We survivors have better options in store for us, like cancer, meteorites, lipitor, warafrin, fluoride, and worse, politicians!

  44. Yeah that guy takes the cake, I would like to add him to my “Stupid People…. Still exist” on my blog. He fits right in with UCLA girl, Rush, and Gilbert Godfried as being stupid people.

  45. problem says:

    trollface.jpg

  46. Alpha says:

    What an idiot.

  47. dave says:

    i cant be arsed to read all teh above comments to check if the obvious has been stated, but this guy is clearly making a hillarious joke! therefore its a win, not a fail – the fail is on the people who assumed he was serious and uploaded it as a fail!

  48. Dy says:

    *MASSIVE FACE PALM*

  49. thelionwaits says:

    After reading all of the comments, i would like to hope this tardmuffin is making a poorly concieved an executed joke, but knowing people…he’s probably serious. Seen a lot of posts like these on FB and elsewhere, not including the trolling about the whole tsunami being faked and shopped. Bad, bad taste or just too much stupidity that fail runs rampant anymore…you lot decide. I’m voting on people are stupid and leaving it at that.

  50. glueb says:

    Failbook and many of its members are failure when it comes to spotting jokes.

  51. Pixie says:

    I think the real fail is the people who are taking this seriously! Go Sickipedia once in a while!

  52. cherrrx says:

    My god. *facepalm*

  53. LordSoren says:

    Wow… the Trolls are out in force since this post was made. Just wow, I think thats all I can say.

  54. Diemonx says:

    *clap*……*clap*….*clap**clap**clap*!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! WE ARE ONLY AT MARCH OF 2011 AND YOU JUST WON…….DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR AWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

  55. LordSplat says:

    I think my nose just bled… @_@


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