That’s all I get? Damn. I guess if you haven’t experienced it yourself it doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. That reminds me, I need to go close all my curtains and turn off the lights…
More accurately either:
1) asexual male or female
2) been hurt before and adopted a thick shell for protection
3) in a completely unique situation that doesn’t fit in 1 or 2.
And basement dwelling men with hand fetishes want women or little boys, too.
thats not true, before i got knocked up and ruined my life, i was VERY happily single. then again, i’m one of the evil ones and the only men that like those are the ‘white knights’ who want to ‘save’ you. (im being tongue in cheek but its true, and i did marry the ‘white knight’ who knocked me up)
People leave that out because they think it doesn’t exist. The reason for this is that they are obsessed with relationships and sex, partly due to societal pressure and partly to their own inability to control their impulses, and are unable to imagine someone who is not. I think the replies to comments by people who are happily single illustrates this nicely.
It’s even worse when these people happen to be your friends and keep telling you to try to get laid because they “want what’s best for you”. I don’t nag other people to partake in activities I happen to enjoy, since I am able to grasp the concept that not everyone has the same interests as me.
I’m a 23-year-old female, and people look at me like I’ve sprouted another head when they hear I’m single.
I am single because that is what I choose – and need – to be at this point in my life. I was diagnosed with a serious disease around 18 months ago, and to give myself the best chance of ever recovering, I needed to become more selfish and independent of all those around me – including my boyfriend at the time. I did just that and have now made a full recovery.
After going through such a personal journey, after loosing my all self-esteem and building it back up, and now the overwhelming relief of being well again, I feel perfectly content and happy being single for the moment, thank-you-very-much. No bitterness here.
Sharing myself has always seemed important in any relationship I’ve been in. That said the failures from my actions were from errors in my knowledge and honesty in myself.
Go for it, building your self-esteem seems important or you stand a chance of reflecting your friends desires not extending yourself and becoming not what is you, but someone you may not like in the future.
I’ve chosen the first option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!”
I’ve chosen the ƒirst option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!”
They are missing some options. My all-time favorite singles ad started with the sentence, “Lonely rancher tires of sheep.”
And you were perusing the singles ads…why?
Why not, not everyone succeeds in life without trying.
Because they sound fricken hilarious that’s why.
Years ago the personals were by far the funniest part of The Reader, the weekly independent paper in Chicago.
Ditto. The descriptions of themselves are just priceless.
Was he in a baaaaaaad relationship?
Awesome
BWUAAAHHHHahahahahahahahahaah!
Was he a New Zealander, by any chance?
No i beleive he was an australian
Are you sure he wasn’t Scottish?
how can i get all those?
I so need the “Something but Nothing” one.
hear, hear
you are real cute sweetie i want you
Yeah, that’s a whole new relationship status…
They forgot stalker.
That was the first thing I thought of too…
+1
That’s all I get? Damn. I guess if you haven’t experienced it yourself it doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. That reminds me, I need to go close all my curtains and turn off the lights…
+1
what about “happily single”, “not looking” & “currently accepting offers”?
That’s covered under “Forever Alone” for you.
that implies I am unhappy about it .. :p
Either:
1) Female with no s3x drive
2) Basement dwelling male with a hand fetish
You forot another:
3) Nobody wants to waste their time on him/her/it
g .. you forgot to spell check your comment
More like female with functioning toy and no desire to share the tv remote.
More accurately either:
1) asexual male or female
2) been hurt before and adopted a thick shell for protection
3) in a completely unique situation that doesn’t fit in 1 or 2.
And basement dwelling men with hand fetishes want women or little boys, too.
You are now implying that there is a such thing.
“Applications have been recieved, and results will be posted by the weekend. Thank you all for the wonderful turnout.”
“It’s complicated”
Why are there trolls awake at 10am? Shouldn’t they all be hiding in their parent’s basement until 6pm, at least?
Exactly!!!
*sigh* They left out “Happily single-so let me be!”
Translation: “fugly and given up”
^ someone who knows the meaning of “fugly and given up”
Wait, she was talking about herself, not you!
thats not true, before i got knocked up and ruined my life, i was VERY happily single. then again, i’m one of the evil ones and the only men that like those are the ‘white knights’ who want to ‘save’ you. (im being tongue in cheek but its true, and i did marry the ‘white knight’ who knocked me up)
FYI I was never on the market so it’s hard to give up. And I’ve never been fugly. Weird looking, however, always! lol XD
(. Y .)
People leave that out because they think it doesn’t exist. The reason for this is that they are obsessed with relationships and sex, partly due to societal pressure and partly to their own inability to control their impulses, and are unable to imagine someone who is not. I think the replies to comments by people who are happily single illustrates this nicely.
It’s even worse when these people happen to be your friends and keep telling you to try to get laid because they “want what’s best for you”. I don’t nag other people to partake in activities I happen to enjoy, since I am able to grasp the concept that not everyone has the same interests as me.
Thank you!!!
I’m a 23-year-old female, and people look at me like I’ve sprouted another head when they hear I’m single.
I am single because that is what I choose – and need – to be at this point in my life. I was diagnosed with a serious disease around 18 months ago, and to give myself the best chance of ever recovering, I needed to become more selfish and independent of all those around me – including my boyfriend at the time. I did just that and have now made a full recovery.
After going through such a personal journey, after loosing my all self-esteem and building it back up, and now the overwhelming relief of being well again, I feel perfectly content and happy being single for the moment, thank-you-very-much. No bitterness here.
Sorry man, you never fully recover from herpes. That’s probably why people looked at you as if you sprouted another head, hence you are still single.
Sharing myself has always seemed important in any relationship I’ve been in. That said the failures from my actions were from errors in my knowledge and honesty in myself.
Go for it, building your self-esteem seems important or you stand a chance of reflecting your friends desires not extending yourself and becoming not what is you, but someone you may not like in the future.
“No fatties”
Droppin’ social commentary bombs like the Airforce, yo!
P.O.G.O put out or get out
That would be Poogo. Nasty ass.
missing – “crazy cat lady”
falls under forever alone i suppose.
My favorite is the ‘confused’ one. I think it can mean several things.
What about “Baby daddy/mama to…”?
Forgot “In love with a fictional character.”
Again, “Forever Alone.”
*sings* do you want to date my avatar….
That’s not really a fictional character, but a characterized representation of a real per…
Oh. You were making a reference. My bad.
she’s a star
and shes hotter than reality by far
Won’t you date my avatar?
Yea we definitely need that, I have a hugeee chrush on The Doctor… ): “Forever Alone.”
“Sentient potted plant” should be an option along with “android” and “confidential”. I mean Forever Alone is good but not self-shameful enough!
I saw this and then instantly opened up Facebook to change my status to something Hilarious.
Epic disappointment to find out they were fake ;____;
lol.
where’s the bromance??!
There should be ‘married to a wall’.
I’ve chosen the first option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!”
I’ve chosen the ƒirst option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!”
ƒucking moderation………………….
you do realize “awaiting moderation” =/= “never going through” right?
“Rebecca Black”
What about “cheating”?
I guess I’d have to choose between talking, confused, being led on by someone, and possibly, homewrecker.
how about “trapped, but too lazy to get out”
At what moment exactly do you switch from never had a BF/GF since birth to forever alone? xD
I think that might fit under bitter
that beats the sth out of the actual post
Single should be Ridin’ Solo
They forgot “is stalking”
“In lesbians”
How about “Escorting services”, “Clientelle relationship” or “John”.
“Madly in like with: ___. “
↑ “Forever Alone”
Room-mate AND bestfriends with benefits! woop!
TL:DR
“unrequited crush” should be on there
man, totally…
OH YES!
that would be perfect.
should be “Bizarre Love Triangle”
What about 2nd Life Junkie?
How do you get all these?><
add two timing too
Fµcking random people?
I alternate between “something but nothing” and “confused.” It’s basically “forever alone” but without a reasonable cause.
didn’t see the “no BF or GF since birth” one.
should add arranged marriage
hahahahah! Forever alone!
i’m preeshure someone should tell me how to get all of these.
like sersly D :
How did ya do thaat?! I wanna do itt