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  1. El says:

    They are missing some options. My all-time favorite singles ad started with the sentence, “Lonely rancher tires of sheep.”

  2. asdfghjkl says:

    how can i get all those?

  3. Raine says:

    They forgot stalker.

  4. 6a336e7a says:

    what about “happily single”, “not looking” & “currently accepting offers”?

  5. Imalshen says:

    *sigh* They left out “Happily single-so let me be!”

    • Chris says:

      Translation: “fugly and given up”

      • LOLwut says:

        ^ someone who knows the meaning of “fugly and given up”

      • Me says:

        Wait, she was talking about herself, not you!

      • alicia says:

        thats not true, before i got knocked up and ruined my life, i was VERY happily single. then again, i’m one of the evil ones and the only men that like those are the ‘white knights’ who want to ‘save’ you. (im being tongue in cheek but its true, and i did marry the ‘white knight’ who knocked me up)

      • Imalshen says:

        FYI I was never on the market so it’s hard to give up. And I’ve never been fugly. Weird looking, however, always! lol XD

    • lecutcheon says:

      (. Y .)

    • Nash says:

      People leave that out because they think it doesn’t exist. The reason for this is that they are obsessed with relationships and sex, partly due to societal pressure and partly to their own inability to control their impulses, and are unable to imagine someone who is not. I think the replies to comments by people who are happily single illustrates this nicely.

      It’s even worse when these people happen to be your friends and keep telling you to try to get laid because they “want what’s best for you”. I don’t nag other people to partake in activities I happen to enjoy, since I am able to grasp the concept that not everyone has the same interests as me.

      • R says:

        Thank you!!!

        I’m a 23-year-old female, and people look at me like I’ve sprouted another head when they hear I’m single.

        I am single because that is what I choose – and need – to be at this point in my life. I was diagnosed with a serious disease around 18 months ago, and to give myself the best chance of ever recovering, I needed to become more selfish and independent of all those around me – including my boyfriend at the time. I did just that and have now made a full recovery.

        After going through such a personal journey, after loosing my all self-esteem and building it back up, and now the overwhelming relief of being well again, I feel perfectly content and happy being single for the moment, thank-you-very-much. No bitterness here.

        • Zaxxon says:

          Sorry man, you never fully recover from herpes. That’s probably why people looked at you as if you sprouted another head, hence you are still single. :)

        • doug says:

          Sharing myself has always seemed important in any relationship I’ve been in. That said the failures from my actions were from errors in my knowledge and honesty in myself.

          Go for it, building your self-esteem seems important or you stand a chance of reflecting your friends desires not extending yourself and becoming not what is you, but someone you may not like in the future.

      • Duh says:

        “No fatties”

      • Galen75 says:

        Droppin’ social commentary bombs like the Airforce, yo!

    • bill says:

      P.O.G.O put out or get out

  6. katja says:

    missing – “crazy cat lady”

  7. Ranalla says:

    My favorite is the ‘confused’ one. I think it can mean several things.

  8. Vanessa says:

    What about “Baby daddy/mama to…”?

  9. Perseus says:

    Forgot “In love with a fictional character.”

  10. jadriam says:

    “Sentient potted plant” should be an option along with “android” and “confidential”. I mean Forever Alone is good but not self-shameful enough!

  11. Mr Derpington says:

    I saw this and then instantly opened up Facebook to change my status to something Hilarious.
    Epic disappointment to find out they were fake ;____;

  12. chh133 says:

    where’s the bromance??!

  13. Nightshade says:

    There should be ‘married to a wall’.

  14. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    I’ve chosen the first option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!” :)

    • teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

      I’ve chosen the ƒirst option (in blue), it’s a blank field and it makes your relationship status disappear from your profile. For me it says “Mind your own business!” :)

      ƒucking moderation………………….

  15. Kortni says:

    “Rebecca Black”

  16. Aya says:

    What about “cheating”?

  17. diane says:

    I guess I’d have to choose between talking, confused, being led on by someone, and possibly, homewrecker.

  18. cebuspoop says:

    how about “trapped, but too lazy to get out”

  19. mollux67 says:

    At what moment exactly do you switch from never had a BF/GF since birth to forever alone? xD

  20. meh says:

    I think that might fit under bitter

  21. Lil says:

    Single should be Ridin’ Solo

  22. catdogdaddy42 says:

    They forgot “is stalking”

  23. Dan says:

    “In lesbians”

  24. Yeti says:

    How about “Escorting services”, “Clientelle relationship” or “John”.

  25. shawnie says:

    “Madly in like with: ___. “

  26. Nina says:

    Room-mate AND bestfriends with benefits! woop!

  27. AnyName says:

    TL:DR

  28. “unrequited crush” should be on there

  29. cebuspoop says:

    should be “Bizarre Love Triangle”

  30. Galen75 says:

    What about 2nd Life Junkie?

  31. jamie says:

    How do you get all these?><

  32. pappu says:

    add two timing too

  33. The_Dude_that_failed says:

    Fµcking random people?

  34. CleverUsername says:

    I alternate between “something but nothing” and “confused.” It’s basically “forever alone” but without a reasonable cause.

  35. Santosh says:

    should add arranged marriage

  36. Justin says:

    hahahahah! Forever alone!

  37. themorticiansdaughter89 says:

    i’m preeshure someone should tell me how to get all of these.

    like sersly D :

  38. Maja says:

    How did ya do thaat?! I wanna do itt


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