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Don’t google it.

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  1. HolgerL says:

    Cant.Resist.Must.Google.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!

  2. swagga on point says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  3. Denryuu2 says:

    WIN! >:3

  4. RichMahogany says:

    And in the morning, etc…

  5. me. says:

    …and Dumbledore dies while Bruce Willis is a ghost.

  6. cunning linguist says:

    Dear diary, Jackpot!

  7. Sarah says:

    Really don’t google it, it can not be unseen!

  8. M3T4LM1K3 says:

    can not be unseen

  9. Derp says:

    Sofia.
    > Implying that will stop people from googling it.

  10. Captain Edward Smith says:

    Aeris dies!!! :o

  11. Nah says:

    ah. troll.

  12. Mike says:

    Waffles? Didn’t he mean carrots?

  13. Darth Failer says:

    Smurfette has a blue waffle.

  14. Typical White Person says:

    Blue waffles at a lemon party…who would have guessed?

    What’s a lemon party?

    Google it…

  15. waffles maker says:

    DAMN!
    y i google it…. DAMN! :x

  16. SAMMEH says:

    OH SWEET JESUS I KNOW THIS GUY XD

  17. Shablagoo says:

    I’m not kidding, I’m feeling nauseous after googling it.

  18. Happy Hookah says:

    I feel like someone just took a dump in my psyche.

  19. HermitIX says:

    <Is color blind and thought it was Green.

    • ClariPossum says:

      It is kind of a turquoise-ish color. My guess is it’s because of the yellowish color most waffles tend to have.

  20. oobaka says:

    I almost googled it and am now glad I didn’t.

    also…DO NOT GOOGLE LEMONPARTY !!!

  21. Matt says:

    +1 for trolling, -1 to me for googling it. Never again shall I not read the comments first. And lemon party is nothing compared to this… Hell, even 2 girls 1 cup is quite tame.

  22. gross says:

    ffs…and i thought 2 girls 1 cup was horrific…i hate you guys and i hate google for not filtering those things. :) )

  23. Rob says:

    that was….ummmm…yea…

  24. DoctorWho says:

    Someone had the real blue waffle on their phone and I have been terrified ever since he started to show people it. Does anyone know what is up with that woman? Because I’d like to make sure it never happens to me!

  25. LadyFaith says:

    All I can say is….what has been seen can’t be unseen.

    *shudders*

  26. WHAT WHAT WHAT?? says:

    I think I might be colorblind because that waffle looks green to me. :|

  27. Kweezy157 says:

    Therefore you must suffer the consequences;

    You’ve lost the game.

  28. Lytrigian says:

    I have never yet googled for blue waffles, and I don’t believe I ever will.

  29. Bad_Manners says:

    If you like
    blue Waffles, try Google “Giant Cheese Taco” and hit “I’m feeling Lucky”. Or try googling “Mustard Snack”

  30. O.o says:

    Reading these comments, I’m so glad that I resisted the urge to google. But at the same time, the morbid curiosity is strong in me… Must. Resist. O.o

  31. Colourologist says:

    Blue Waffles; Now more green than blue.

  32. Mr. Paul says:

    Food dye?

  33. Ben says:

    Don’t have to tell me twice! I will never google it.

  34. hyacinth says:

    it’s friday.

  35. s_huffskies says:

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=blue+waffles&ctab=0

    LOL. People were told not to google it but… they didn’t listen.

  36. ricardo.roll the r says:

    Bad_manners….i really really hate you!! U.U…

  37. Diablobber says:

    Proud member of the “Never googling blue waffle and then hitting images” club

  38. hibiscus says:

    ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

  39. Morty says:

    Thank you. You,… you saved me!

  40. Patrick says:

    Am I the only one that googled it, looked at it, and was wholly unfazed?

  41. Shawn says:

    omg, I googled it. I wish I had seen the “don’t google it” on the bottom first!

  42. Lolla says:

    Ah my curiosity got the best of me again.

  43. grateful says:

    Thank you, even imagining that makes me cringe.. My curiosity almost got the better of me.

  44. Maevrim says:

    It’s a cookbook!

  45. Catarina says:

    Oh God … I googled it …

  46. Christine says:

    Could not stop myself. I never could resist anything . . . well, maybe that.

  47. hoyage says:

    1man1jar ftw

  48. IdiotFromOsaka says:

    I am mentally traumatized for life…..

  49. Kim says:

    that’s an understatement… i still have the same disgusted……..just…..disgusted look on my face…. and im not even looking at it anymore…

  50. kristi says:

    ewww! can i say to make actual blue waffles not gross things like that! just put blue food die in it! but the blue waffles is discusting i m goin to hav nightmares about this! i dont feel sorry for her at al its her fault for letting it get this bad! also wtf did she hav to get this bad!!!!

  51. Marianne says:

    I’m glad that I decided to read these comments, rather than google.

  52. Dy says:

    Why is there a picture of that online?

  53. leonie says:

    bahahahahaha

  54. Mistadobolina says:

    Is anyone else hungry?

  55. Mimi says:

    EEEEEWWWWWW…. gross… and I just had lunch! *pukes* serves me right for googling it!

  56. mrcatapillar says:

    you cant tell me not to do something, google it. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :S

  57. Mallow says:

    Crap. I googled. Maybe I should have listened.

  58. Sweden says:

    I fap´d

  59. me says:

    o_0

    i shouldn’t have googled it…

  60. Emma says:

    omg ewwwww

  61. AJ says:

    I have been scarred for life T_T

  62. Kathy says:

    I googled it, but not before cranking safesearch to the max and locking it. Nothing awkward, and got exactly what I googled; a blue colored waffle


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