Actually, was is incorrect. The sentence is in the subjunctive mood because it describes a hypothetical situation that has not happened yet. So in this case you would use “were” and not “was”, which would be used if the situation had occurred in the past.
Charlie Sheen’s one man mini tour sold out in 18 minutes. He is currently trying to add destination spots to sell more tickets. If anything, his recent shenanigans created more job opportunities for him.
agreed. Not only are charlie sheen jokes becoming as lame as chuck norris jokes told by old people just jumping on the bandwagon, but all these “funny” facebook status things are boring and long.
Congratulations on reiterating the very first joke. If we assume it takes 2 seconds to read each pun, and there are a total of 46 puns in that list, we can safely conclude that you have a maximum enduring memory of 1 minute 32 seconds.
What I don’t get is why this is even considered a fail. Charlie Sheen can be considered a fail, sure, but what is a fail in this failbook submission, except for a total waste of time and a headache to read? It’s failbook fail in my opinion, and I really think these kinds of posts w/o any sort of punch line should be left in the “vote” section at best
Once? Charlie’s famous for always being on coke, dummy. The only reason this is propagating is because– tada– it’s finally put him where he belongs. At the forefront of negative press and unemployed.
Though I admit that Charlie Sheen jokes are getting old, this post does not poke fun at him– it merely makes a pun of his last name.
Here, let me try this joke:
“If Charlie Sheen exposed his penis, Teraku would suck it.”
Same here. I’m really getting tired of the ones that are set up. These and the ones that use famous people or fictional characters “accounts.” They are seriously getting lame and played out.
If Charlie Sheen’s shows were funny, they might attract a fan-base that doesn’t find reusing the same rhyming joke over and over and over and over again a source of entertainment.
I don’t understand why that show is so popular. And seriously, how is a guy who wears socks with loafers and shorts getting so much tail? Not very realistic.
If Charlie Sheen were a dishwasher, he’d make things Sparkly Clean.
If Charlie Sheen were camouflaged, he would be Hardly Seen.
…
This deserves to be on Failbook ’cause it’s as old as Capt’n Hook.
If William Shatner sang a bad spoken word song about Charlie Sheen, he would sing, ♫Play that song Charlie Tamborine man, play your warlock song for me♫
“If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he’d be Charlie Caffeine.” <-Example of NOT Winning!
"If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he'd be Charlie Sheen. It wouldn't be available because if you tried it you would die. Your face would melt off and your children would weep over your exploded body." <Example of Winning!
If Charlie Sheen was a stone, he’d be Aquamarine. If Charlie Sheen picked up after reapers, he’d be Charlie Glean. If Charlie Sheen were off drugs, he’d be Charlie Wean…….
Hey guys, I really take offense to you making fun of my drug problem. Also, I’m not really Charlie Sheen. Feel free to troll, as I’m just saying this to see what kind of hilarious trolling will ensue. Also, if I was a meeting, I’d be Charlie Convene.
Here is a link to a rhyming dictionary, displaying 482 words and phrases that rhyme with Sheen. I hereby declare all of these ‘used already’, and assert that there is little to no chance of anyone making a decent Charlie Sheen pun using a word that is not present in that list. So there is really no need to attempt to do so, and we should all just get on with our lives instead.
…Please. I’m not a religious man, but if you keep making these same jokes over and over, I will pray for the rest of my life in the hopes that there is in fact a God, and He is vengeful.
If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.
(Original? Yes. Creative? Maybe. )
If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.
Nobody picked up on the Bi one and said he wasn’t bi sexual or bi polar, he’s BI WINNING. Also the drug one, everyone knows he’s on a drug called Charlie Sheen, not Charlie Caffiene.
*were
is*
I saw what you did here!
*do
Well played… =D
play*
I am what you did there.
No. Was is correct.
Actually, was is incorrect. The sentence is in the subjunctive mood because it describes a hypothetical situation that has not happened yet. So in this case you would use “were” and not “was”, which would be used if the situation had occurred in the past.
ALL HAIL THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!
If Charlie Sheen was royalty, he’d be Charlie Queen.
charlie queen was already used
Who cares?
If Charlie Sheen was Japanese, he’d be underwater.
^this
that..was..the worst joke ever……..
too soon.
I admit I laughed. Too soon, indeed, but I’ll be damned if I don’t love anti-jokes.
If Charlie don’t get work soon he’ll be Charlie Hasbeen
Baddie.
Awful. That didn’t even rhyme.
It rhymes if you have an English accent. Sort of.
sounds great with my yorkshire accent lol
lol, that is indeed funny Annie
Charlie Sheen’s one man mini tour sold out in 18 minutes. He is currently trying to add destination spots to sell more tickets. If anything, his recent shenanigans created more job opportunities for him.
don’t you mean SHEENanigans?
Thank you.
If Charlie sheen was a plant seed , he’d be Charlie Bean.
If charlie sheen was in a pixar nascar movie production he’s be Lightning mcSheen
If Charlie Sheen was a vegetable, he’d be Charlie Bean.
FAIL!
*facepalm*
When did the Food general pass the law saying beans are vegetables? I was wondering because when i was younger i never saw them in vege-tales.. lol
No, if Charlie Sheen were a vegetable, he’d be Charlie Sheen…
If?
If Charlie Sheen was an organ he’d be Charlie Spleen
Dammit, should’ve noticed it first :$ If Charlie Sheen was Catholic he’d be Charlie Sistine.
Good one!
(for any of you who didn’t catch it the first two times)
If Charlie Sheen was in X-Men he’d be Charlie Wolverine
Winning.
Cannot believe you associated Wolverine with Charlie Sheen! That is wrong
If Charlie Sheen likes coffee, he’d be Charlie Caffeine.
If Charlie Sheen was a girl, he’d be Charlene.
Good one!
…am I the only one who’s getting sick of these?
Yes. Begone. Troll.
If Charlie Sheen was getting sick of these, he’d be Charlie Punfaileeyn
Judging by the number of down votes, no.
No you aren’t
I was going to post. This was old when I saw it the first time.
They aren’t funny.
Thank jeebus I’m not the only one who doesn’t think all these Sheen “jokes” are funny…
If Charlie Sheen made sausage, he’d be Charlie Dean.
The game
That doesn’t even rhyme, you loser.
Yes it does. Am I missing something?
Wait, nevermind.
At least be creative.
If Charlie Sheen knew about The Game he’d be Charlie Loseeng.
You spelled Winning wrong.
^This made me laugh more than the entire rest of the universe combined. So far, anyway.
oh shnikes this is the best..HGhost..youare the winner today!
If Charlie Sheen worked at a university, he would be Charlie Dean.
If Charlie Sheen plays the lottery, he be Charlie Win.
Charlie doesn’t need to win at the lottery. He is already a winner. in fact, he is “Bi-winning”.
If Charlie Sheen were a troll he’d be Charlie E. Peen.
If people had better things to do with their time, this would not happen.
Finally!!! A non-Charlie Sheen post! Geez!!!! lol
Should we make a club called “we don’t think is that funny…” or would we be bashed hard?
you’re cute. (pic I mean)
Smooth.
Hahaha
yo, dont laugh because shes a little hot.
i roflchoked on my beef jerky
You’re grumpy. (pic I mean)
F*ck the bashers. I’m in.
Did somebody say “bashing?”
that statement gave me an image of a hot chick verbally abusing me.
I am so turned on right now.
Then why would you read the whole thing and then post a comment if you didn’t think it was funny? I’d just say “TL;DR NEXT!”
Because I’m that bored…
but you’re still cute.
You might as well change your name to Giacomo Casanova right now.
JACK’S NEW HOME
If people had things to do with their time, this would not happen.
If people had better things to do with their time, this would not happen.
if people had a sense of humor, these comments wouldn’t happen.
If humor of these happen, wouldn’t had sense a — Oh bugger, I admit defeat. You win again, rational means of communicating!
If Charlie Sheen was a ford he’d be Charlie Saleen
nicely played.
If Charlie Sheen plays WoW, he be Charlie Twink.
If Charlie Sheen was a publication, he’d be Charlie Magazine
This aint funny no mo.
I agree with the guy who suggested “jokebook” or something. All puns and jokes should be placed there, and keep the actual fails on failbook.
All things Charlie Sheen are now fails (retroactively)
Not when Charlie Sheen in winning.
Thanks, Capt. Obvious!
(because I like saying that, and also it was me)
tl;dr
If Charlie Sheen was a chapel, he’d be Charlie Sistine
If Charlie Sheen was a watercraft, he’d be Charlie Submarine
If Charlie Sheen fueled motor vehicles, he’d be Charlie Gasoline
If Charlie Sheen had six fingers, i still wouldn’t give a damn.
Can we move on to funny/interesting stuff now?
Dude, he’s done it more than once. He’s done it so much, his brain is fried like the egg in those old PSAs about “your brain on drugs.”
This site seems to have jumped the shark sometime in the past couple of weeks.
agreed. Not only are charlie sheen jokes becoming as lame as chuck norris jokes told by old people just jumping on the bandwagon, but all these “funny” facebook status things are boring and long.
Charlie?
If Charlie Sheen cried on Failbook he’d be Teraku.
LOL!!!
Winning!
HHHAHAAAAAAAAA aaaannnnnnnnddnd WIN!
If Charlie Sheen were shiny he’d be Charlie Sheen
Awesome!
d’oh.
If charlie sheen were a prick, he’d be Charlie Mean.
Congratulations on reiterating the very first joke. If we assume it takes 2 seconds to read each pun, and there are a total of 46 puns in that list, we can safely conclude that you have a maximum enduring memory of 1 minute 32 seconds.
This is giving me diabetes.
If Charlie Sheen were a medicine diabetics need, he’d be Charlie Insuleen.
(so I took a bit of poetic license. Go blow goats. or Teraku.)
teeheehee
If Charlie Sheen was a fish, he’d actually be Charlie Tuna.
I’d Charlie was a toilet he’d be Charlie latrine
What I don’t get is why this is even considered a fail. Charlie Sheen can be considered a fail, sure, but what is a fail in this failbook submission, except for a total waste of time and a headache to read? It’s failbook fail in my opinion, and I really think these kinds of posts w/o any sort of punch line should be left in the “vote” section at best
I suggest we create a failbook site for failbook itself. It would be really meta and ironic.
If Charlie Sheen were a girl, hed be Charlie Sheen.
^This.
Actually “If Charlie Sheen were a girl, SHE’d be Charlie Sheen.”. Just correcting thought. ddn’t think it wa that funny.
Once? Charlie’s famous for always being on coke, dummy. The only reason this is propagating is because– tada– it’s finally put him where he belongs. At the forefront of negative press and unemployed.
Though I admit that Charlie Sheen jokes are getting old, this post does not poke fun at him– it merely makes a pun of his last name.
Here, let me try this joke:
“If Charlie Sheen exposed his penis, Teraku would suck it.”
If Charlie Sheen was a painfully cute fuzzy little animal doing an insanely cute thing, he’d be Charlie *SQUEEEEE*n
If Famous Person were someone with another occupation, they’d be First Name followed by Thing related to occupation that rhymes with Last Name.
Yeah, we get it. These are not clever. It’s not funny anymore.
If a commenter were butthurt, he’d be Gustav.
this ^
If Charlie Sheen were a Windows error message, he’d be Charlie Bluescreen…
*snorks*
The internetz, I gives them to you.
TL;DR! Does anyone else find these NOT funny? I hate when these kinds of “fails” are posted.
I seriously don’t. They’re incredibly set up and all of them are the same. This entire thing is the SAME 3 people.
No more terrible pun ‘fails’. They’re not funny and they’re all the same.
If Charlie Sheen starred in Cars he’d be Charlie McQueen.
U haz lulz now?
Not even close.
Uh how about:
If Charlie Sheen were high off of 3-methylmorphine he’d be Charlie Codeine.
*clapclap* I liked that one.
And again..now that’s winning!!
Me haz lulz now!
already been done
Yes. By me. My timestamp is before your’s.
Same here. I’m really getting tired of the ones that are set up. These and the ones that use famous people or fictional characters “accounts.” They are seriously getting lame and played out.
Same! These are so obviously fake
If Charlie Sheen were shiny, he would be Charlie Sheen
You, good sir, have Tiger’s Blood and Adonis DNA.
I like how Mike tries and fails, and tries again and kinda gets it, then fails terribly.
You go mike, you go.
If Chrlie Sheen were dyslexic, he’d be Charlie Sehen
First one to make me smile, gratz.
If Charlie Sheen’s shows were funny, they might attract a fan-base that doesn’t find reusing the same rhyming joke over and over and over and over again a source of entertainment.
^ yes!
I don’t understand why that show is so popular. And seriously, how is a guy who wears socks with loafers and shorts getting so much tail? Not very realistic.
If Charlie Sheen was a latino, he’d be Carlos Irwin Estévez
This^
Only funny one on here.
what’s up yours? (as evident from the pic)
If Charlie were a prick, he’d be Charlie Peen
If Charlie Sheen was African, he’d be Charlie Brown
If Charlie Sheen were a dishwasher, he’d make things Sparkly Clean.
If Charlie Sheen were camouflaged, he would be Hardly Seen.
…
This deserves to be on Failbook ’cause it’s as old as Capt’n Hook.
If Charlie sheen was a washed up bi-winning cokehead douche he would be Charlie sheen…
U MAD BRO?
If Charlie Sheen nitpicked his appearance, he’d be Charlie Preen.
If William Shatner sang a bad spoken word song about Charlie Sheen, he would sing, ♫Play that song Charlie Tamborine man, play your warlock song for me♫
……reaching for it, I know.
*Tambourine
If Charlie Sheen were a bad pun maker he’d be harlequin.
If Charlie Sheen had a lustrous hair, he’d be Charlie Sheen … Waitaminute…
If Charlie Sheen was bouncy he’d be Charlie Trampoline!
If Charlie Sheen wasn’t called Charlie Sheen he’d be Charlie Esteves.
if charlie sheen was a winner, he would be CASEY HEYNES!
I think we are done here.
If Charlie were a Combo, Chuck Norris would break him.
Aaaaaaw shoot! You beat me to a Chuck Norris reference…
“If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he’d be Charlie Caffeine.” <-Example of NOT Winning!
"If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he'd be Charlie Sheen. It wouldn't be available because if you tried it you would die. Your face would melt off and your children would weep over your exploded body." <Example of Winning!
*<-
^losing
9_6
Over 160 comments and this is the first one to point that out?
Win for you.
Pacifix says:
Also, my “thing” still works as when I was 18.
I think I just caught AIDS from this post. Plz be a lying troll and you just didn’t do that….
tl;dr
If charlie sheen liked swimming, he would be called Charlie Chlorine
So uh, is Charlie Sheen the new Chuck Norris?
These Charlie Sheen Jokes are so old you could call them charlie SEEN.
If charlie sheen was a homestar runner cartoon based band, he’d be Limozeen….
I always did prefer Taranchula however.
Sir, I find you both Fake and Gay.
Sir, I find your comment to be an example of winning.
I think it’s funny that they think Queen is good music.
Seriously. I Lmbo’d at that
Obvious troll is obvious
If Charlie Sheen was gay, he would be Jon Cryer.
If Charlie Sheen was a stone, he’d be Aquamarine. If Charlie Sheen picked up after reapers, he’d be Charlie Glean. If Charlie Sheen were off drugs, he’d be Charlie Wean…….
LOL old people are funny.
Puns are like a good 18 year old single malt scotch. You appreciate them more with moderation, on a special occasion.
What we have here is a Jack Daniel’s open-bar.
If Charlie Sheen enjoyed good 18 year old single malt scotch in moderation, we wouldn’t have this thread.
If Charlie Sheen was a pair of Levi’s, he’d be Charlie Jean
If Charlie Sheen was a fish, he’d be Charlie Sardine
If Charlie Sheen was A xbox error he’d be Charlie Red ring
If Charlie Sheen was a topping he’d be Charlie Cream
If Charlie Sheen was an unlucky number, he’d be Charlie Thirteen
If Charlie Sheen was a counselor, he’d be Charlie Intervene
If Charlie Sheen was an animal, he’d be Charlie Wolverine
If Charlie Sheen was still on drugs, he’d be Charlie Mexican-jumping-bean!
That’s funny, because they’re still calling him Charlie Sheen.
If Charlie Sheen had tiger blood, he’d be Charlie Winning.
Troll much?
If everyone hated him then he’d be Charlie Brown
Okay, you can stop with the Charlie Meme.
Dear Dude that Failed -
Amen
Thanks!
This.
If Charlie Sheen was a pedo, he’d be Charlie Creeping
“if Charlie Sheen was playing Diablo2 he would call his char Charlie Assasheen!
If Charlie drove his car off a cliff, he’d be Charlie Careen.
If Charlie Sheen were full of sh*t he’d be Charlie Latrine.
That’s weird because as said before he’s still charlie sheen
Uncle Creepy?
If Charlie Sheen were a stupid, drug-addicted celebrity that the media is pointlessly obsessed with, he’d be…Charlie Sheen.
If Charlie Sheen was an annoying meme he’d be… well, this.
If Charlie Sheen were fake, he’d be just like all the rest of these stupidly fake failbook posts
if Charlie Sheen was an English comedian, he would be Charlie Mr. Bean?
If Charlie Sheen was a fish, He would be Charlie Sardine
already used! haha
it was used in the original post….
If Carlos Estevez were a coked-out sh!tshow, he’d be Charlie Sheen.
Too much puns…(no pun included)…
if charlie sheen were a bathroom he’d be charlie latrine
If Charlie Sheen was an overrated guitarist, he’d be Yngwie Malmsteen
If Charlie Sheen were a floorwax, he’d be Charlie Sheen.
Sooo terribly tired of hearing about charlie sheen..
“If Charlie Sheen was a drug he’d be Charlie Caffine.”
But Charlie Sheen is a drug! (Lame joke I know but I had to say it.)
If Charlie Sheen was a polish, he would be a Co Za Asyeen!
WIN^^
If Charlie Sheen was a cracker, he’d be Charlie Saltine
If Charlie Sheen was a health food, he’d be Charlie Cuisine
If Charlie Sheen were shampoo he would be Charlie Pantene
If Charlie Sheen was smart, he’d be Charlie Keen.
If Charlie Sheen was devilish, he’d be Charlie Fiend.
If Charlie Sheen bathed more often, he’d be Charlie Clean.
If Charlie Sheen owned a beagle with too much imagination, he’d be Charlie Brown.
I don’t care what anyone says, these are fun
Hey guys, I really take offense to you making fun of my drug problem. Also, I’m not really Charlie Sheen. Feel free to troll, as I’m just saying this to see what kind of hilarious trolling will ensue. Also, if I was a meeting, I’d be Charlie Convene.
If Charlie sheen was shampoo he’d be Charlie pantene
this whole thing is a WIN!
I thought charlie sheen was a drug… At least that’s what he said he was on in that interview
If Charlie sheen worked at a college he’d be Charlie dean
If Charlie Dean was an actor he would be James Dean.
If Charlie Sheen was the coolest MOFO in the world hed be Charlie Sheen
if charlie sheen didnt change his name, he’d be carlos estevez
This is my favorite one.
If Charlie Sheen couldn’t rhyme he’d be Charlie Orange
Well played.
LOOOOOOOL
sorry, i have to:
if charlie sheen was a hammer, he’d be a ball-peen.
AHAHAHAHA!
So YOU’RE the f*cker to blame…
If Charlie Sheen was oh what’s the point…
*gun/head*
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=Sheen&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y
Here is a link to a rhyming dictionary, displaying 482 words and phrases that rhyme with Sheen. I hereby declare all of these ‘used already’, and assert that there is little to no chance of anyone making a decent Charlie Sheen pun using a word that is not present in that list. So there is really no need to attempt to do so, and we should all just get on with our lives instead.
…Please. I’m not a religious man, but if you keep making these same jokes over and over, I will pray for the rest of my life in the hopes that there is in fact a God, and He is vengeful.
Thank you Dan. I can now banish this from my subscription, srsly.
If Charlie Sheen was a firearm, he’d be a Charlie Carbine
Hear you loud and clear, Dan. Already on it.
If Charlie Sheen were*
[/grammarnazi]
If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
)
If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.
(Original? Yes. Creative? Maybe.
If Charlie Sheen drowned in water, he’d be Charlie Japanese.
wut 2soon?
Yes, yes it is. Terrible.
But hilarious!
Hey, can someone tell me how to post these kinds of facebook fails? Screenshot+photoshop? Or is there some kinda program to do this?
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diarrhea of the ASCII generator.
(with a bit of FAIL mixed in for good measure)
If Charlie Sheen were a hammer, he’d be Charlie Ballpeen
If Charlie Sheen made just a bit of sense he’d be Charlie Manson.
i feel sorry for all the wasted combo breakers.
If Charlie Sheen were a quartz, he’d be Charlie Citrine.
If Charlie Sheen was on Captain Kangaroo he’d be Charlie Green Jeans
If Charlie Sheen was a meth head he’d be Charlie Tweaking
If Charlie Sheen was a lubricant he’d be Charlie Vaseline
If Charlie Sheen was a vegetable, he would be Charlie Greenbean.
If ladies thought Charlie Sheen was good in bed, he’d be A Love Muh Sheen
Pardon if a repeat, but if Charlie Sheen were sober, he’d be Charlie Clean.
If this game went on forever, he’d be Charlie Annoyeeng
if charlie sheen was of Spanish decent he would be Carlos Estevez..oh wait.
If he ever has bad infection he will be charlie spleen
Given all the charges of abuse and “menacing”, I think we can go ahead and call him a bully.
Candy mountain charlie! candy mountain.
if charlie sheen was a dreamer he would be Charlie Dream
If Charlie Sheen was a furniture polish, he’d be Mr. Sheen. Oh, wait. He already is.
(Every time I hear his name, I can’t help thinking of that annoying Mr. Sheen commercial.)
If Charlie Sheen was in a threesome he’d be Charlie inbetween..!
If Charlie Sheen was a potato dish he’d be Charlie Poutine
If Charlie Sheen was Estevez, he’d be Charlie Genuine…
If Charlie Sheen was a woman, he’d be Charlene.
I never ever thought I’d say this but…
Where is Drongo when you need him?
If Charlie Sheen had an idiot for a son named Carlos he’d be Martin Sheen.
If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.
Nobody picked up on the Bi one and said he wasn’t bi sexual or bi polar, he’s BI WINNING. Also the drug one, everyone knows he’s on a drug called Charlie Sheen, not Charlie Caffiene.
If Charlie Sheen was a flower, he’d be Charlie Rose
If Charlie Sheen wasn’t losing, he wouldn’t be Charlie Sheen
If Charlie Sheen was losing, he wouldn’t be Charlie Sheen
Enough, already. This has gotten Epic Boring.
Now this is funny!
If Charlie Sheen was a coked-out has-been, having a psychotic episode, he’d be Charlie Sheen.
… Wait, what?!
if charlie sheen was sober, didn’t sleep with whores and wasn’t a self-obsessd big-mouth ass he still be employed.
If Charlie Sheen ran religious services he’d be Charlie Chaplin.
If Charlie Sheen was super-skinny, He’d be Charlie Lean
If Charlie Sheen went on tosh 2.0 he’d be Charlie Web-redeem
If Charlie Sheen was a sail, he’d be Charlie Lateen.
Duh! Winning!!
If Charlie Sheen was epic, he’d be Charlie Win
If Charlie Sheen was a Pokemon, he’d be Charlie Goldeen.
If Charlie Sheen was a product, he’d be Charlie As-seen-on-teeveen
If Charlie Sheen were on the internet, he’d be a Charlie meme.
Sigh. Staged.
O RLY?
I effin hate these.
Since Charlie Sheen does drugs, he’s Charlie Methamphetamine
If Charlie Sheen was a Mexican, he’d be Charlie Bean!
If Charlie Sheen was a school official, he’d be Charlie Dean!
If Charlie Sheen had his own periodical, he’d be Charlie ‘Zine!
If Charlie Sheen was anorexic, he’d be Charlie Lean!
If Charlie Sheen lost a leg, he’d still be Charlie Lean!
If Charlie Sheen used a crystal ball, he’d be Charlie Seen!
If Charlie Sheen was a toilet he’d be Charlie Latrine.
If Charlie Sheen was in Half Life, he’d be Charlie Breen.
If Charlie Sheen was shiny, he’d be Charlie…oh wait.
If Charlie Sheen was a silent comedian, he’d be Charlie chaplin
Such hideous use of verbs… “Were,” not “Was.”
*Death*
Epic winning!!!
if you took charlie sheen on a camping trip he’d be charlie canteen
If Charlie Sheen wasn’t, somebody else would…
If Charlie Sheen was a kitten, he would be Charlie kit-een.
When I am in good condition, people call me Charlie Pristine
it should’ve ended with the mel gibson one
if Charlie Sheen worked at a high school, he’d be Charlie Dean.
If Charlie Sheen was thin and muscular, he’d be Charlie Lean.
if charlie sheen was eyedrops he’d be charlie visine
If Charlie Sheen was like Micheal Jackson, he would be Charlie “Tee-hee”n
If Charlie Sheen was original, he would be Charlie ‘Default’een
if charlie sheen was mexican, he’d be charlie feliz “happy”
If Charlie Sheen were a Jimmy Neutron character, He’s be Charlie Dean. (Replacing Nick Dean.)
If Charlie Sheen was a vehicle he’d be Charlie Machine
If charlie sheen was a toilet he’d be charlie latrine
if charlie sheen was invissible he would be charlie unseen.
if charlie sheen was a pre-op tranny he’d be charlie shemale
If Charlie Sheen were a planet, he wouldn’t be Pluto.
this is full of winning.
TL;DR (I’m taking laziness to a new level here)
If Charlie Sheen was a fabric, he’d be Charlie Sateen.
If Charlie Sheens carreer were in the toilet he’d be Charlie Latrine.
Oh. Nevermind too late.
lol charlie sheen
if Charlie Sheen is a body part, he’d be Charlie Foreskin.