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  1. otto-moe-bill says:

    If Charlie Sheen was royalty, he’d be Charlie Queen.

  2. Annie from Fremantle says:

    If Charlie don’t get work soon he’ll be Charlie Hasbeen

  3. kith says:

    If Charlie sheen was a plant seed , he’d be Charlie Bean.

  4. Rich says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a vegetable, he’d be Charlie Bean.

  5. Andyman says:

    If Charlie Sheen was an organ he’d be Charlie Spleen

  6. Sander says:

    If Charlie Sheen was in X-Men he’d be Charlie Wolverine

  7. shaz says:

    If Charlie Sheen likes coffee, he’d be Charlie Caffeine.

  8. Klarran says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a girl, he’d be Charlene.

  9. Jewelia13 says:

    …am I the only one who’s getting sick of these?

  10. edge says:

    If Charlie Sheen made sausage, he’d be Charlie Dean.

  11. CrystalG says:

    If Charlie Sheen worked at a university, he would be Charlie Dean.

  12. shaz says:

    If Charlie Sheen plays the lottery, he be Charlie Win.

  13. Zaxxon says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a troll he’d be Charlie E. Peen.

  14. doobidoobidoo says:

    If people had better things to do with their time, this would not happen.

  15. Bustard says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a ford he’d be Charlie Saleen

  16. shaz says:

    If Charlie Sheen plays WoW, he be Charlie Twink.

  17. T-Gasm says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a publication, he’d be Charlie Magazine

  18. Sabbath says:

    This aint funny no mo.

  19. T-Gasm says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a chapel, he’d be Charlie Sistine

  20. T-Gasm says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a watercraft, he’d be Charlie Submarine

  21. T-Gasm says:

    If Charlie Sheen fueled motor vehicles, he’d be Charlie Gasoline

  22. David says:

    If Charlie Sheen had six fingers, i still wouldn’t give a damn.
    Can we move on to funny/interesting stuff now?

  23. Parkersmom says:

    Dude, he’s done it more than once. He’s done it so much, his brain is fried like the egg in those old PSAs about “your brain on drugs.”

  24. Deus Ex says:

    This site seems to have jumped the shark sometime in the past couple of weeks.

    • ZOI says:

      agreed. Not only are charlie sheen jokes becoming as lame as chuck norris jokes told by old people just jumping on the bandwagon, but all these “funny” facebook status things are boring and long.

  25. 2tothe5th says:

    Charlie?

  26. Zaxxon says:

    If Charlie Sheen cried on Failbook he’d be Teraku.

  27. BraveSirJim says:

    If Charlie Sheen were shiny he’d be Charlie Sheen

  28. digit says:

    If charlie sheen were a prick, he’d be Charlie Mean.

    • Dan says:

      Congratulations on reiterating the very first joke. If we assume it takes 2 seconds to read each pun, and there are a total of 46 puns in that list, we can safely conclude that you have a maximum enduring memory of 1 minute 32 seconds.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    This is giving me diabetes.

  30. Joni says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a fish, he’d actually be Charlie Tuna.

  31. sanwich says:

    I’d Charlie was a toilet he’d be Charlie latrine

  32. Elar says:

    What I don’t get is why this is even considered a fail. Charlie Sheen can be considered a fail, sure, but what is a fail in this failbook submission, except for a total waste of time and a headache to read? It’s failbook fail in my opinion, and I really think these kinds of posts w/o any sort of punch line should be left in the “vote” section at best

  33. Lejon says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a girl, hed be Charlie Sheen.

  34. 大日本帝国万歳 says:

    Once? Charlie’s famous for always being on coke, dummy. The only reason this is propagating is because– tada– it’s finally put him where he belongs. At the forefront of negative press and unemployed.

    Though I admit that Charlie Sheen jokes are getting old, this post does not poke fun at him– it merely makes a pun of his last name.

    Here, let me try this joke:

    “If Charlie Sheen exposed his penis, Teraku would suck it.”

  35. Bill says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a painfully cute fuzzy little animal doing an insanely cute thing, he’d be Charlie *SQUEEEEE*n

  36. Gustav says:

    If Famous Person were someone with another occupation, they’d be First Name followed by Thing related to occupation that rhymes with Last Name.

    Yeah, we get it. These are not clever. It’s not funny anymore.

  37. Niphredil says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a Windows error message, he’d be Charlie Bluescreen…

  38. teh Pooba says:

    TL;DR! Does anyone else find these NOT funny? I hate when these kinds of “fails” are posted.

  39. Crumpet says:

    If Charlie Sheen were shiny, he would be Charlie Sheen

  40. Mo says:

    I like how Mike tries and fails, and tries again and kinda gets it, then fails terribly.

    You go mike, you go.

  41. zoemew says:

    If Chrlie Sheen were dyslexic, he’d be Charlie Sehen

  42. Saundaz says:

    If Charlie Sheen’s shows were funny, they might attract a fan-base that doesn’t find reusing the same rhyming joke over and over and over and over again a source of entertainment.

    • ... says:

      ^ yes!

      I don’t understand why that show is so popular. And seriously, how is a guy who wears socks with loafers and shorts getting so much tail? Not very realistic.

  43. Dave1307 says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a latino, he’d be Carlos Irwin Estévez

  44. Bologna Biscuit says:

    If Charlie were a prick, he’d be Charlie Peen

  45. ben says:

    If Charlie Sheen was African, he’d be Charlie Brown

    • Name (required) says:

      If Charlie Sheen were a dishwasher, he’d make things Sparkly Clean.
      If Charlie Sheen were camouflaged, he would be Hardly Seen.

      This deserves to be on Failbook ’cause it’s as old as Capt’n Hook.

  46. ziggy says:

    If Charlie sheen was a washed up bi-winning cokehead douche he would be Charlie sheen…

  47. harlequin says:

    If Charlie Sheen nitpicked his appearance, he’d be Charlie Preen.

  48. harlequin says:

    If William Shatner sang a bad spoken word song about Charlie Sheen, he would sing, ♫Play that song Charlie Tamborine man, play your warlock song for me♫

    ……reaching for it, I know.

  49. Rin says:

    If Charlie Sheen had a lustrous hair, he’d be Charlie Sheen … Waitaminute…

  50. Marco says:

    If Charlie Sheen was bouncy he’d be Charlie Trampoline!

  51. brin says:

    If Charlie Sheen wasn’t called Charlie Sheen he’d be Charlie Esteves.

  52. yep says:

    if charlie sheen was a winner, he would be CASEY HEYNES!

  53. Zaxxon says:

    I think we are done here.

    If Charlie were a Combo, Chuck Norris would break him.

  54. Winning! says:

    “If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he’d be Charlie Caffeine.” <-Example of NOT Winning!

    "If Charlie Sheen were a drug, he'd be Charlie Sheen. It wouldn't be available because if you tried it you would die. Your face would melt off and your children would weep over your exploded body." <Example of Winning!

  55. trollfood says:

    Pacifix says:
    Also, my “thing” still works as when I was 18.

    I think I just caught AIDS from this post. Plz be a lying troll and you just didn’t do that….

  56. BOB says:

    If charlie sheen liked swimming, he would be called Charlie Chlorine

  57. FinalArrow says:

    So uh, is Charlie Sheen the new Chuck Norris?

  58. chokeonmuhkawk says:

    These Charlie Sheen Jokes are so old you could call them charlie SEEN.

  59. fantasticsam says:

    If charlie sheen was a homestar runner cartoon based band, he’d be Limozeen….

  60. Zaxxon says:

    Sir, I find you both Fake and Gay.

  61. Fish says:

    I think it’s funny that they think Queen is good music.

  62. Kevin says:

    If Charlie Sheen was gay, he would be Jon Cryer.

  63. Barry says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a stone, he’d be Aquamarine. If Charlie Sheen picked up after reapers, he’d be Charlie Glean. If Charlie Sheen were off drugs, he’d be Charlie Wean…….

  64. Dan says:

    LOL old people are funny.

  65. The_Dude_that_failed says:

    Puns are like a good 18 year old single malt scotch. You appreciate them more with moderation, on a special occasion.

    What we have here is a Jack Daniel’s open-bar.

  66. Rainflower says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a pair of Levi’s, he’d be Charlie Jean

  67. Chromedrone says:

    If Charlie Sheen was A xbox error he’d be Charlie Red ring

    If Charlie Sheen was a topping he’d be Charlie Cream

  68. Rainflower says:

    If Charlie Sheen was an unlucky number, he’d be Charlie Thirteen

    If Charlie Sheen was a counselor, he’d be Charlie Intervene

    If Charlie Sheen was an animal, he’d be Charlie Wolverine

  69. Rainflower says:

    If Charlie Sheen was still on drugs, he’d be Charlie Mexican-jumping-bean!

  70. SanguineDream says:

    If Charlie Sheen had tiger blood, he’d be Charlie Winning.

  71. The_Dude_that_failed says:

    Troll much?

  72. Rorschach says:

    If everyone hated him then he’d be Charlie Brown

  73. CaptainCrunch says:

    Okay, you can stop with the Charlie Meme.

  74. Kay says:

    Dear Dude that Failed -

    Amen

  75. This is stupid. says:

    This.

  76. Seranum Blackhall says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a pedo, he’d be Charlie Creeping

  77. yliko says:

    “if Charlie Sheen was playing Diablo2 he would call his char Charlie Assasheen!

  78. Barbara says:

    If Charlie drove his car off a cliff, he’d be Charlie Careen.

  79. If... says:

    If Charlie Sheen were full of sh*t he’d be Charlie Latrine.

  80. Name says:

    Uncle Creepy?

  81. If^2 says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a stupid, drug-addicted celebrity that the media is pointlessly obsessed with, he’d be…Charlie Sheen.

  82. Winchester says:

    If Charlie Sheen was an annoying meme he’d be… well, this.

  83. Sir Commentalot says:

    If Charlie Sheen were fake, he’d be just like all the rest of these stupidly fake failbook posts

  84. SLURF says:

    if Charlie Sheen was an English comedian, he would be Charlie Mr. Bean?

  85. Failtroller says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a fish, He would be Charlie Sardine

  86. Rich says:

    If Carlos Estevez were a coked-out sh!tshow, he’d be Charlie Sheen.

  87. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    Too much puns…(no pun included)…

  88. erin says:

    if charlie sheen were a bathroom he’d be charlie latrine

  89. Koo says:

    If Charlie Sheen was an overrated guitarist, he’d be Yngwie Malmsteen

  90. za says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a floorwax, he’d be Charlie Sheen.

  91. tired says:

    Sooo terribly tired of hearing about charlie sheen..

  92. JP says:

    “If Charlie Sheen was a drug he’d be Charlie Caffine.”

    But Charlie Sheen is a drug! (Lame joke I know but I had to say it.)

  93. SumSum says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a polish, he would be a Co Za Asyeen!

  94. Kiona says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a cracker, he’d be Charlie Saltine

  95. Patrick says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a health food, he’d be Charlie Cuisine

  96. SexiBebeh says:

    If Charlie Sheen were shampoo he would be Charlie Pantene

  97. snuzzle says:

    If Charlie Sheen was smart, he’d be Charlie Keen.

    If Charlie Sheen was devilish, he’d be Charlie Fiend.

    If Charlie Sheen bathed more often, he’d be Charlie Clean.

    If Charlie Sheen owned a beagle with too much imagination, he’d be Charlie Brown.

    I don’t care what anyone says, these are fun :)

  98. Charlie Sheen says:

    Hey guys, I really take offense to you making fun of my drug problem. Also, I’m not really Charlie Sheen. Feel free to troll, as I’m just saying this to see what kind of hilarious trolling will ensue. Also, if I was a meeting, I’d be Charlie Convene.

  99. attackzach says:

    If Charlie sheen was shampoo he’d be Charlie pantene

  100. mamakat says:

    this whole thing is a WIN!

  101. Pinkhaired says:

    I thought charlie sheen was a drug… At least that’s what he said he was on in that interview

  102. joshua says:

    If Charlie sheen worked at a college he’d be Charlie dean

  103. burleyburley says:

    If Charlie Sheen was the coolest MOFO in the world hed be Charlie Sheen

  104. random_kid says:

    if charlie sheen didnt change his name, he’d be carlos estevez

  105. Stompariffic says:

    If Charlie Sheen couldn’t rhyme he’d be Charlie Orange

  106. littlebit says:

    sorry, i have to:
    if charlie sheen was a hammer, he’d be a ball-peen.

    AHAHAHAHA!

  107. Dan says:

    So YOU’RE the f*cker to blame…

  108. Dan says:

    If Charlie Sheen was oh what’s the point…

    *gun/head*

  109. MintBeryCrunch says:

    If Charlie Sheen were*
    [/grammarnazi]

  110. hodag hottie says:

    If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
    If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
    If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
    If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
    If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.
    (Original? Yes. Creative? Maybe. :) )

  111. Zaxxon says:

    If Charlie Sheen drowned in water, he’d be Charlie Japanese.

    wut 2soon?

  112. Guy with a question says:

    Hey, can someone tell me how to post these kinds of facebook fails? Screenshot+photoshop? Or is there some kinda program to do this?

  113. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

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    | | | | | / _ \ | |_) | |_) | |_| | _| / _ \
    | |_| | | / ___ \| _ <| _ <| _ | |___ / ___ \
    |____/___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\

  114. Abbey says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a hammer, he’d be Charlie Ballpeen

  115. Yup says:

    If Charlie Sheen made just a bit of sense he’d be Charlie Manson.

  116. hyacinth says:

    i feel sorry for all the wasted combo breakers.

  117. lanora says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a quartz, he’d be Charlie Citrine.

  118. Scott says:

    If Charlie Sheen was on Captain Kangaroo he’d be Charlie Green Jeans

  119. Scott says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a meth head he’d be Charlie Tweaking

  120. Esha says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a lubricant he’d be Charlie Vaseline

  121. cynza says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a vegetable, he would be Charlie Greenbean.

  122. TuxRug says:

    If ladies thought Charlie Sheen was good in bed, he’d be A Love Muh Sheen

  123. BowenHardcase says:

    Pardon if a repeat, but if Charlie Sheen were sober, he’d be Charlie Clean.

  124. Fluffy says:

    If this game went on forever, he’d be Charlie Annoyeeng

  125. mike says:

    if charlie sheen was of Spanish decent he would be Carlos Estevez..oh wait.

  126. Josh says:

    If he ever has bad infection he will be charlie spleen

  127. Panda says:

    Given all the charges of abuse and “menacing”, I think we can go ahead and call him a bully.

  128. KthxBA1 says:

    Candy mountain charlie! candy mountain.

  129. Jordan says:

    if charlie sheen was a dreamer he would be Charlie Dream

  130. Brian-M says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a furniture polish, he’d be Mr. Sheen. Oh, wait. He already is.

    (Every time I hear his name, I can’t help thinking of that annoying Mr. Sheen commercial.)

  131. Ama says:

    If Charlie Sheen was in a threesome he’d be Charlie inbetween..!

  132. ShiningNegro says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a potato dish he’d be Charlie Poutine

  133. The Oracle says:

    If Charlie Sheen was Estevez, he’d be Charlie Genuine…

  134. futboi81 says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a woman, he’d be Charlene.

  135. Fiimeo says:

    I never ever thought I’d say this but…

    Where is Drongo when you need him?

  136. Zaxxon says:

    If Charlie Sheen had an idiot for a son named Carlos he’d be Martin Sheen.

  137. Hodag_Hottie says:

    If Charlie Sheen owned a laundromat he’d be Charlie Dry Clean.
    If Charlie Sheen was in ‘The Truman Show’ he’d be Charlie Routine.
    If Charlie Sheen was an ice cream flavor he’d be Charlie Vanilla Bean.
    If Charlie Sheen was an angry drunk he’d be Charlie Demean.
    If Charlie Sheen was born October 31st he’d be Charlie Halloween.

  138. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT says:

    Nobody picked up on the Bi one and said he wasn’t bi sexual or bi polar, he’s BI WINNING. Also the drug one, everyone knows he’s on a drug called Charlie Sheen, not Charlie Caffiene.

  139. PhilOfThePast says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a flower, he’d be Charlie Rose

  140. Dylan says:

    If Charlie Sheen wasn’t losing, he wouldn’t be Charlie Sheen

  141. Dylan says:

    If Charlie Sheen was losing, he wouldn’t be Charlie Sheen

  142. scanmead says:

    Enough, already. This has gotten Epic Boring.

  143. Flami says:

    Now this is funny!

  144. JP says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a coked-out has-been, having a psychotic episode, he’d be Charlie Sheen.

    … Wait, what?!

  145. slatfatf says:

    if charlie sheen was sober, didn’t sleep with whores and wasn’t a self-obsessd big-mouth ass he still be employed.

  146. mike says:

    If Charlie Sheen ran religious services he’d be Charlie Chaplin.

  147. . says:

    If Charlie Sheen was super-skinny, He’d be Charlie Lean

  148. Chromedrone says:

    If Charlie Sheen went on tosh 2.0 he’d be Charlie Web-redeem

  149. Siggebo says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a sail, he’d be Charlie Lateen.

  150. Barbie says:

    Duh! Winning!!

  151. Luis says:

    If Charlie Sheen was epic, he’d be Charlie Win

  152. can'tbelievei'mdoingthis says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a Pokemon, he’d be Charlie Goldeen.
    If Charlie Sheen was a product, he’d be Charlie As-seen-on-teeveen

  153. killlingyou says:

    If Charlie Sheen were on the internet, he’d be a Charlie meme.

  154. Sarah says:

    Sigh. Staged.

  155. casXey says:

    I effin hate these.

  156. SerpentTide says:

    Since Charlie Sheen does drugs, he’s Charlie Methamphetamine

  157. Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a Mexican, he’d be Charlie Bean!

    If Charlie Sheen was a school official, he’d be Charlie Dean!

    If Charlie Sheen had his own periodical, he’d be Charlie ‘Zine!

    If Charlie Sheen was anorexic, he’d be Charlie Lean!

    If Charlie Sheen lost a leg, he’d still be Charlie Lean!

    If Charlie Sheen used a crystal ball, he’d be Charlie Seen!

  158. dumdedum says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a toilet he’d be Charlie Latrine.

  159. Intruder says:

    If Charlie Sheen was in Half Life, he’d be Charlie Breen.

  160. Jason says:

    If Charlie Sheen was shiny, he’d be Charlie…oh wait.

  161. D says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a silent comedian, he’d be Charlie chaplin

  162. GrammarNazi says:

    Such hideous use of verbs… “Were,” not “Was.”

    *Death*

  163. bipolar says:

    Epic winning!!!

  164. threadkiller says:

    if you took charlie sheen on a camping trip he’d be charlie canteen

  165. rajz says:

    If Charlie Sheen wasn’t, somebody else would…

  166. BOBLUVSU says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a kitten, he would be Charlie kit-een.

  167. Charlie Sheen says:

    When I am in good condition, people call me Charlie Pristine

  168. vapidairhead says:

    it should’ve ended with the mel gibson one

  169. marri says:

    if Charlie Sheen worked at a high school, he’d be Charlie Dean.

  170. threadkiller says:

    if charlie sheen was eyedrops he’d be charlie visine

  171. Mickimantle says:

    If Charlie Sheen was like Micheal Jackson, he would be Charlie “Tee-hee”n

  172. Mickimantle says:

    If Charlie Sheen was original, he would be Charlie ‘Default’een

  173. Mickimantl says:

    if charlie sheen was mexican, he’d be charlie feliz “happy”

  174. Not Real Name says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a Jimmy Neutron character, He’s be Charlie Dean. (Replacing Nick Dean.)

  175. Barak Obama says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a vehicle he’d be Charlie Machine

  176. ellie says:

    If charlie sheen was a toilet he’d be charlie latrine

  177. sacha says:

    if charlie sheen was invissible he would be charlie unseen.

  178. threadkiller says:

    if charlie sheen was a pre-op tranny he’d be charlie shemale

  179. Lola says:

    If Charlie Sheen were a planet, he wouldn’t be Pluto.

  180. aaaaareola says:

    this is full of winning.

  181. Joanne says:

    TL;DR (I’m taking laziness to a new level here)

  182. Chelsey says:

    If Charlie Sheen was a fabric, he’d be Charlie Sateen.

  183. TL;DR says:

    If Charlie Sheens carreer were in the toilet he’d be Charlie Latrine.
    Oh. Nevermind too late.

  184. jessica says:

    lol charlie sheen

  185. YMLIH says:

    if Charlie Sheen is a body part, he’d be Charlie Foreskin.


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