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My prayer dictators go out to Egypt.
wow fu my grandparents could be dead right now and your praying about egypt. wtf they aren’t having alot of problems now. do you know how many people were found dead in japan? before you start praying about a country that usa doesn’t care about think about all them people who died yesterday and today
Freedom of speech bud. He can pray for whoever he wants. So instead of getting mad on the internet, why don’t you get off your fat @$$ and do something productive that might actually help your grandarent?
it was a joke, man chill outttt
do you have money to go to japan? i didnt think so stfu
maybe kill yourself, that might help a bit
The Japanese do it all the time!
You forgot to let me answer.
I helped pay for a crapload of clean water for a friend to bring back, does that count?
calm down dude, its just a joke, jesus
Yes?
LOL
Jesus, you are required to solve the bedlam your dad’s causing around here.
thanks.
*your dad and you are causing
Remember: Jesus is His own Father.
FATHERCEPTION
^ I must confess something……..You win! I KNEEL BEFORE YOU! *bows*
Ugh, trolls
*eygpt
*Egypt
***Eygpt..lokkes ittes uppes..
lol. What? Really?
No. It’s Egypt. Everyone else reading these comments will tell you that, too.
Don’t fall for Drongo, it’s correct in drongonese.
You fail, it’s Drongonian.
You both fail, it’s Drongish.
Yo are all drong, it is Drongarian.
meh, not everyone…
No, it’s totally I(got)Gypt.
*look
*it
*up
You’re an idiot. And Yes, I do know, approximately. 500+ killed, thousands missing.
You think Japan is the only place in the world deserving of prayers?
Also, recognising a joke FAIL
Dude… Just because your Grandparents could be dead it doesn’t mean that everyone has to stop praying for who they want and pray for your Grandparents. And ofc it’s bloody naff that people in Japan have died and I really feel for the suffering families right now. There are millions suffering on this Earth, bet you never ever bothered to consider them though, did you?
And why would it be wrong for people to pray for others that the USA doesn’t care about? If that is the case they need praying for more.
On a lighter note….
Sending prayer car crashes to Princess Diana.
You are clearly english – You make sense.
I think I love you.
I like turtles.8D
this whole convo slays me!!!
you can’t be real
Nearly 20 members of my family are still missing and unaccounted for after the earthquake and tsunamis, but even I know that Japan isn’t the only place where suffering is going on right now.
Update, new estimates for the death toll is 10000, that given, my prayer dictators goes out to Egypt
And both my friend’s cousins died in Egypt. Your point? SHould we only care about things that affect YOU?
Mmmm! The foods, they are yummy!
Doesn’t he mean ‘Send Libya’?
Shut up. Just shut up.
Sorry, it just bothers me, you don’t have to be a snotty little jerk.
IT BOTHERS ME TOOOOOOO *cries
And you don’t have to ask stupid questions. We all do things we don’t have to do.
It wasn’t a stupid question it was pointing out his mistake.
A.K.A. douchebaggery.
Well, if you’re going to nit-pick a mistake, maybe you shouldn’t make your own?
You have two separate sentences there, which are combined into one. No one’s perfect, dude. People make mistakes. Deal with it.
Yes it does.
this ^
is ^
sparta ^
^
Ultimate megawin! Did you guys rehearse it together?
lol no it was completely random
Not all random. lolwut was expecting this.
You just proved that you can be easily manipulated.
The powers of mind control and/or meme-baiting are so simple, its like chopping people’s heads off for lying about cake or starting a Spanish Inquisition!
inb4sparta
FFUUU slow internet
crisis averted!
You cannot stop teh memes of the interwebz!
Maaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
Or maybe he mean “haven’t sent”?
Or “heaven-sent”..wait..what?
prayer slap fast approaching your head
^made me laugh
I send my prayer trains to the Holocaust victims <3
^^^^^^^^^
anti semitic
^Retard.
You are? I’m not a retarded anti semitic not just anti semitic. Just semitic
People can make jokes about what they want and you don’t have the right to say what it is okay to laugh about and what not.
I feel bad for lauging at ALL these prayer jokes… Especially this one
Guess that means your going to hell, see ya when i get there
Sending all my prayer AIDS to Africa! <3 <3 <3
WIN!
winning !
Epic winning!
Bi-winning!
I’m sending my prayer pirates to Somalia.
Sending prayerricanes to the Caribbean.
C-c-c-c-clapton!
*Bi-winning.
and all my prayer winning
My prayer babies go out to Charles Lindbergh and his family.
i had to think about that one
Sending prayers on wings to Amelia Earhardt….
So glad someone called this one! Me and friend were saying yesterday how it wasnt exactly appropriate to send a prayer wave, lmao!
^ditto.
Sending prayer pamphlets to Helen Keller…
Hijacking prayer planes for the 9-11 victims.
fail
Well duh it’s a fail.. look at their picture.
*Runs away FAST*
Ha.
Double Ha! ^^
too soon….
Sending prayer boxes to the 9-11 victims; now if only we had something to open them with………………
it’s been ten years.
Exactly, we need to wait another 12.3 years.
That’s how long it takes for something tragic to become funny.
If it’s in the US? Prayer wave just 1.23 days?
Sure, for things outside the US. If it happens in America they expect you to wait 31124659142679.00000001 years before joking about it.
Haha! I was /just/ yelling at my aunt about this. I said this probably wasn’t the best choice of words…
Prayer machettes to Rawanda
I’m seriously praying for everyone right now.
Unlike all those people who are just pretend praying for everyone. They’re sucking all the thought-juice out of the serious prayers.
But thought-juice is delicious.
What’s it taste like?
Manna from heaven, duh
Needs salt.
needs more baby
How about doing something useful like donating money to the Red Cross or other legit org to help instead?
Much more useful for people than prayers.
http://www.redcross.org/
Gets my win. I’m setting up some fundraising events for Medicins Sans Frontieres for the same reason.
I said the same thing to a friend who had that as his status. A wave, really? Hasn’t Japan had plenty of those?
Selling prayer slaves in Dixie.
Sending glory to hypnotoad.
Oh, for crying out loud, not his a-AAAALLL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
I don’t get what you- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
I hate these- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Pff… Hypnotoad doesn’t even hold a candle to Candlejack – ALL GLORY TO THE HYPN
I would personally like to thank this overused meme for making me dislike futurama
You can’t hate Futurama. It’s just noALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
first thing i said when i saw this going around facebook…wave? isn’t that sorta inappropriate? thank you for showing me i’m not the only one!
I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.
Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.
But it’s not glow-sticks at the rave, it’s the people glowing from the nuclear fall-out.
i believe you missed the joke there and in an attempt to make a new joke have failed. congratulations sir.
No, he built on the joke. Very different.
Yeah, no. I thought it was pretty funny.
And that’s not a driving base line, but the approach of the atomic horror we all know and love, GODZILLA!!!!
Don’t you mean Godzirra?
My techno prayers goes out to your raver friend
HA HA HA HA HA HA… Awesomes. <3
Prayer chicken and lager to the victims of Raoul Moat
(only Brits will get this)
I’m Indian but I get it. Silly Gazza.
And a fishing rod!
“how dare you pray for those people and not these people”?
Really?
LOL
Would you be more angry at someone who refrained from praying for ANYONE, or at someone who prayed for the “wrong people”?
Missed the reply button there, champ.
I agree, though.
I think… this video go to FailBlog
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. What if all those people who donated to the Haiti relief fund just prayed……I’m sure the results would have been the same. Praying is just a half ass way of saying “I’m to lazy to get off my ass and help.”
Why do we have to send prayer?
Dosen’t God care if we don’t pray first?
how many of you are under the age of 15? how many of you dont laugh when you see the crap posted on this website?
I thought it was pretty tacky myself when I saw it going around the other day.
My prayer aftershocks go out to all you that don’t have a sense of humor.
^This.
I like you Cat.
“wave”
…I read most of the comments before I finally “got it” hehe
Because praying is so much more effective that actually doing something.
than*
I think these sorts of things are stupid anyway. I would guess that 99% of the people who post this stuff don’t pray for anything they’re copy/pasting; they just do it to make themselves look good or to soothe their conscience. As a Christian, I don’t need to be reminded to pray, anyway.
and as a muslim, somehow i’m agreeing with u.
A Muslim and Christian agreeing with eachother?!? Blasphemy!!!
I sentence you both to Mortal Kombat!
FRIENDSHIP?
As a Pagan I’m adding to the cluster.
It’s a bit thoughtless. But since I’ve seen prayer waves for other things, I didn’t think too much of it.
Whether you believe that prayer does anything or not, the sentiment is positive.
I’m less enamoured of FB spam, however (of which this can be said to be an example).
Blue’s heart is in the right spot.
…however, his/her brain is not…
Prayer brains to Blue.
Praying doesn’t help anyway…
That’s debatable to a degree, but I think everyone can agree that posting about it on Facebook REALLY doesn’t help.
That’s not debatable. Praying may help the person doing the praying feel better but that’s it.
I wish I was religious so I could pray for them.
maybe if there werent so many japs on that island not as many would have died….awkward
My prayer firebreathing multiheaded giants go out to the home of the gods, Mount Olympus.
Out of all the ones posted I think this is my favourite!
All my prayers go to Cthulhu and his imminent subjugation of Humanity!
All Hail Cthulhu!!!!!!
And I saw the “prayer wave” yesterday and wanted to call the person out on it, but it was my mother-in-law so I had to restrain myself.
Fhtagn.
One of my friends on facebook had the same status.
I called it “Spam Wave” since.
My prayer volcanoes go out to Iceland!
i said something like that too
Two hands working do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
I got a similar message today from some random female on Twitter. Had to respond with the “wave” comment (fixed to fit the format) and got a response calling me everything but white, human, and employed. All I could say was “wow.” So much for the milk of human kindness…
Oh no, there goes Tokyo.
How bout we send our best wishes to our USA too? There are millions of starving, homeless people and millions of people dying of cancer and diseases. Right here. I think we deserve some prayers too.
Forget Japan and Egypt. Im having trouble picking where im gonna eat lunch. Taco Bell or Taco Mayo?
Prayer bulletins for Libya
you mean bullets I hope…
You’re missing the point. Don’t dwell on the fact that they said Libya. They are trying to point out that saying “Wave” was the wrong choice of words. They’re not saying that we should care more about Libya. It was just a dumb thing to say wave when a tsunami was involved. It’s like saying let’s send Prayer Planes for the 911 victims. It’s just retarded.
the other 53 who disliked this are the only people in libya who actually can affod a computer ^w^
*Pour* choice of words.
Prayers to Japan. Also, maybe this is all a conspiracy against Japan by the WHALES! You know, for all the slaughtering and what not…
Still, hope the people of Japan are able to come away from this tragedy stronger.
Sending Prayer Lack-of-common-sense to Earth.
Oh my gosh, I thought the EXACT same thing when someone on my friends list posted this on facebook.
Prayer-jets to fly into the New York buildings to help them out.
And a Prayer-kid-with-an-AK47 to go to Columbine School in Colorado.
Wow…this is a rough board…. I think I am going to just pray for all the posters on here. I mean if I pray that all of you will donate money, pray for others, and pray that other people will pray it will just be a big pass it on movie.
Maybe just charge for the prayers.
Serious note for those of you that have lost people you know and loved my thoughts and prayers are with you.
I’m just gonna pray that the world doesn’t end on Saturday… Isn’t it Saturday already somewhere in the world?