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Epic win!
Bi-win!
Bi-curious!
Bike-curious!
homo
STOP CALLING ME A HOMO!
…Or you will be sorry.
erectus yet? homo.
erect and winning
You are fap?
I R A WALRUS
should have said
no homo
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
C-C-C-COMBO RESTORER!
homo
C-C-C-COMBO CHEESEBURGER POUTINE
I freaking love poutine! I can’t get it now since I moved back to the UK ;_;
How deep is this comment nested? Wow, no reply button.
A comment inside a comment inside a comment
INCEPTION!
homo:PP
That would be a comment replying to a comment replying to a comment, meaning “replication”.
And this is the 12th level (first comment is 1st level).
Bike-Furious
What is this? I don’t even
What is this? I did Steven…
Me too :O
WHEN? Im sorry, I dont remember.
Your sly ava makes that even funnier.
Bikerfoxx!
Nice!
lmao
I found a new hobby
i slobbed a new knobby
I shat a big brownie
I called a conference to discuss our quarterly projections.
i fired this guy ^^
You’re not my boss… Wait, did you literally set me on fire??? Am I dead??? This must be what hell looks like then. Reminds me of that failbook site…
Failbook is hell and Drongo is the devil.
and i enjoy ferret-legging
I enjoy you, Cebuspoop.
here, you may have a slightly used leg-ferret
What does that make me? Dante?
nah…you’re more like michael bolton.
Damnit, Joel!
ejections
I pooped in a hotel lobby
Roflmao Zedong
Fun fact: Doesn’t work if the hater uses an @ and your name.
Just sayin’, in case you have the idea to do this with your real account.
*Obvious fact:
Is obvious.
Who is this figure at the end? I see It more and more often…
He’s a problem.
maybe the troll-face?
who sings that? sorta sounds like Joss Whedon.
Would have to have the perfect (and unlikely) setup, but funny nonetheless.
I see status like this from my friends all the time, not that difficult.
Change your friends
Change your underwear
The underwear is your friend.
Your friends are your underwear.
The underwear is a lie.
Not to the underpants gnomes, it isn’t!
???????
Profit!
The profit is a lie.
Your underwear is on your friends.
This is pure genius
Great post
Why hate an atheist?
I think they should’ve made it the other way around..
The battles have gone both ways. Neither side has always done the right thing, but both have at some point.
^This.
Quit bein a hater Däne
Because atheists will burn in Hell anyway.
Ah crap I can’t remove my comment…
What hell?
that ^^
You’ve obviously never watched an episode of jersey shore.
^ this
^that
^and the other thing
I’m an atheist and totally lol’d at this, so it’s fine as is.
Agreed, it was funny.
Because judgmental Atheists need to be thrown into a pit with the insane Christians and us normal and sane people can laugh as they fight to the death.
You can go first :3
PROBLEM SOLVED. AND THE INTERNETS WERE AT PEACE FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY.
Amen.
WTAF, i see a sensible comment with no flames a-following? what’s this blog coming to!
You are WRONG and a piece of CRAP! I am RIGHT and everyone else is WRONG WRONG WRONG! *pounds chest, flings poo
There, back to normal.
*Eats poo*
What happens now? Do I poop the food?
Sure. Poop food. I DARE you.
(40-line comment that sounds coherent, logical, and reasonable, but in reality is just a massive mind-fap to justify my own dumba$$ point of view, which is barely different from every other one out there)
oh, and F**K YOU BEETCHEZ!!!!XDDXDXXXOR
I’ve got a few extra front-row seats to the fight.
Popcorn, anyone?
Odd, it appears Mary the Baptist commented on the post before it actually was posted. Time Traveling Baptists!
they can’t travel very far, tho
Okay….
Considering that the ‘original’ post was placed ’8 hours ago’ before deletion, and the responses were posted ’10 hours ago’ just after it was deleted (Making the responses out of correct place and obviously shows that comments were edited and placed around, and the comments even placed before the first response.) I can hardly see this as a /win.
If people are going to provide this kind of entertainment then they should just do it right IMO.
Who cares??? It’s not like it effects the picture at all…only the one comment was moved, and it’s probably because the creator of the picture wanted it there. Did you think this was supposed to look like a real facebook post or something?
Maybe you had trouble reading…
I clearly stated that IMO if it is going to be done, then it should be done right.
Hmmmm, the last image shows an update “10 hours ago” when the comment was made 9 hours ago. Cut and paste fail!
That could be easily avoided by Atheist.Steve if he said “F**k you Todd.Trollington” instead of using stupid arrow-like characters.
^ F**k you
I agree with the troll and his cause.
I disagree with the troll, but the icon makes me giggle like a schoolgirl
You’re forgetting that atheists aren’t that smart.
Yeah, on average… 20% of adults, vs. every baby…
HA! This was finally a good one.
It’s so wrong and yet, so funny, lol.
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH ALL OF YOU EXCEPT THE ONE GUY THAT WROTE A HUGE TEXT THAT I DID NOT READ CAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WROTE!
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU WHEN YOU DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE ONE GUY THAT WROTE A HUGE TEXT THAT YOU DID NOT READ CAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WROTE!
I TOTALLY HATE TYPING IN ALL CAPS WHEN YOU TOTALLY LOVE THAT THEY DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE ONE GUY THAT WROTE A HUGE TEXT THAT WAS TL;DR!
TL;DR
I HAZ OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER U R STUPID FOR DISAGREEING YOU BEIBER HATERZ
EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE IS SCHMEGMA
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Couldn’t somebody just check their email? I did something similar to this once, but it backfired because everyone still got the email with the deleted comment…
I was thinking that, too. In this case, only the OP would get the e-mail/notification, so he would have to be away from the internet for a while for this to really work.
Man people who get email notifications about their Facebook activity are weird…
should be titled “Douchebag How-To”
Same thing.
That’s already the title of your life story though.
^This.
clever
How many times must this be re-posted?
Explain to me please, I interpret this as against Christians… Yet people are saying how it is against Atheists? I mean, I guess it isn’t AGAINST anyone, but it’s not exactly siding with others either…
I would like this a lot more if the original post was something better.
For example, “I have to say, the hatred my people can cause both confuses me, and they should explain themselves better” RATHER than being ASHAMED. The mistake people make is to look on the surface of what Christians are saying. Not go in depth.
Like, for example, people say that we hate LGBT’s, but that’s not true. We are against it (For the most part) because without the CAUSE of the conflict (i.e. the fact that people believe they are LGBT), there would be NO conflict.
Don’t hate on me for saying that, try and look through my eyes for a little bit. Wouldn’t life be a lot better if we didn’t have to argue about LGBT’s? Wouldn’t life be a lot better if we didn’t have to worry about insulting other people? o.O
tl;dr
-tl;dr
–tl;dr
Wouldn’t life be better if we all farted rainbows?
what, you don’t?
I think life would be better if you were LGBT cuz then you would STFU about LGBTs. I tried looking through your eyes and it gave me a brain aneurism.
^this
Finally read your comments Trump Card, and now I regret it. They actually made me stupider.
*you’re
“I finally read you are comments”?
*finale *comets
Haha
If everyone was LGBT there wouldn’t exactly be much of a future…
But we DON’T have to argue about LGBTs because they are born that way and are fine the way they are. It’s not a psychological condition which has been proved over and over again; it’s been discovered that there is a gay gene; and you’re basically stating that if they weren’t who they ARE then we’d all be happier. That’s basically saying they shouldn’t exist, when the fact is that they DO exist and that it IS a part of nature. SO, while I have tried looking at things from your perspective, I will always find it flawed until you learn to accept that these people exist and that it’s pretty much cool with any deity that exists, because if it wasn’t then they obviously wouldn’t be here. Just like we obviously wouldn’t have evolved to where we are now if it wasn’t meant to happen. BTW, they’ve been around FOREVER, if you look at tribal cultures, they even have names for them, and usually they are in positions of respect. It only appears that Muslim/Christian fundamentalists are religiously inclined to hate/disbelieve them; and question their right to be alive and coexist peacefully with everyone else.
We´re not “the LGBT´s”. We are people. And that´s why you look like douchebags, because you are always thinking about us as if we were spaghetti monster´s dwarf slaves from space, when in fact we are JUST LIKE YOU.
And it ain´t that much Christian, is it? Jesus would probably think you fail.
Don’t you see that you’re mildly inconveniencing him (or her) by not living your life exactly as he wants you to?? Now he has to worry about your feelings when he makes a homophobic slur!
It’s a cold, cruel world that makes braindead, privileged idiots like Trump Card think about something other than their own immediate needs.
Ok, I wasn’t trying to make anything offensive. I didn’t want to refer to people as “the gays.” I chose LGBT’s because it includes the whole group. I may be an idiot too, but I’m only 16, so no, I don’t have much experience. Back off, I asked questions so I could understand, not so I could piss people off
Yes, I understand that you are just like us. I understand that perfectly. You have just made decisions that we have not.
What isn’t (or rather, to quote you, “ain’t”) that much Christian?
The whole lack of acceptance that you have, and the fact that you keep saying that they’ve chosen to be gay. What is WRONG with you? My comment is in moderation, but I will still bring some other things up for ya. Quick, and common question in these discussions, when did you choose who you would find attractive? Don’t worry, I’ll wait
I didn’t really think about liking anyone until about seventh grade. I noticed this girl, and she was beautiful. That was when I chose, if you so desire for that point in time. I could make myself look at guys with the same desire. But I don’t. I like women.
Go fellate a power drill, Trump.
If you don’t want people to be upset with you, stop making bigoted statements like “you have just made decisions that we have not” when talking to gay people. Not only is that incorrect, it absolutely reinforces your earlier “those gays vs. normal people, like us” attitude that Lezbeau was complaining about.
You may be 16, but you should know this type of thing by now. I can only assume that you’ve grown up without much exposure to anything that your parents don’t approve of? In that case, I absolutely applaud you for trying to learn more, but you’ve really got some work to do. You’re coming off as a real jerk.
Here are a few passages from the bible. Read em and weap!
Leviticus 18:22, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”
Leviticus 20:13 If a man has sexual intercourse with a male as one has sexual intercourse with a woman, the two of them have committed an abomination. They must be put to death; their blood guilt is on themselves.
While we’re on the subject:
Leviticus 11:9-12: 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you”
So God hates people who eat shrimp and lobster, too.
and there has to be something in there about fellating power drills
Depends which translation you use.
Well, newsflash to you: I don´t believe in the Bible. Neither does my girlfriend. Neither does thousands of people all around the world.
What I do believe is the words of a certain man that may or may not have walked this Earth, but left a very good message that, despite the messenger being real or not, is still valuable: love thy neighbor.
And that´s what I live by. And while you´re at it, try to refrain from eating shrimp, will you? Your made-up fairy tale book writer will be mad at you.
*sigh* I really thought we were going to make it through this post without an obnoxious debate. Did none of you read the comments above directly making fun of ALL of you? Atheists/Christians/Mormons/Muslims/Buddhists/Hindu. You know what they have in common? 99% chance they won’t change their mind on their religion. Get over it. Live life happily for once.
(Not just directed at you Lezbeau, you and everyone else in this tl;dr thread.)
Actually, I´m not an atheist and I was not talking about religion. No one needs to change their mind on religion. I am, however, a gay person and I guess people need to change their mind on how their perceive homossexuality because it affects my life directly, as in I can´t get marriage, I pay taxes but don´t have many rights and could be a victim of hate crime at any given second, among other trivial things, ya know.
*married. Ugh.
I was a christian for 16 years (if you count from birth) and then became an atheist.
Pretty sure it’s a much lower chance than 99 percent.
Come step into my shower
No, I’m calm. I thank you for not getting pissed off on me like the others. I’m not letting it get to me, I’m just asking the questions that are on my mind, because otherwise I seem like an ignorant fool later in life.
Tee hee
THANK YOU FOR THAT CONSTRUCTIVE INPUT
Yes, always say f|_|<k you by name.
Brilliant blog. I’m not on Facebook anymore, but it almost makes me want to go back to wind some people up!
Disgusting…
try putting a cloth over the mirror, then
Well played…
This isn’t even trolling… The first two steps ARE trolling. Being outrageously disagreeable just for the sake of getting a reaction. That’s pretty much the definition of trolling! You could just leave it at that! The latter steps removes the “trolling” status from this and turns it into some kind of online prank instead. That word’s really lost its meaning lately…
So how many times has this been posted now?
“I am the Walrus”
Goo goo ca choo.
So, always quote full original and author in your replies.
Thanks “Author Unknown” for your “Lessons in Trolling”.
Or delete your reply
this is the end, my friend, the end