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  1. XD says:

    ah ha ha ah!

    • Drongo says:

      stearringes wealles…..reeres weehelles…orra frunttes weelles….coss rearres wealles; biggo’es deffoes frummes frunntes weehelles..annede “Bear” sayyes PPffttt!!! 60 u mite as welles gettes outtes annedes jogsses….

  2. Is I Troll? says:

    Piss works like an airbag. You can check Wikipedia if you don’t believe me.

  3. Cpt. Obvious says:

    *Bear Grylls

  4. blah says:

    Ahhh yes Bear Grylls, the guy who films then checks into a hotel for the night – but neglects to tell people about….yeah that guy.

    • Cpt. Obvious says:

      In all fairness, I think he has done enough to prove he’s not a complete whimp. Working for Discovery channel is not the same as working for the SAS or climbing Mt. Everest.

      • blah says:

        True, but hiding that each night you tuck yourself into a cozy hotel isn’t that cool. If it was a diff type of show, who cares – but saying this is how you’d survive if “….” then ducking into a hotel is pretty sleazy.

        • Atheist_Phish says:

          agreed. He’s a joke. I <3 Les Stroud :)

        • Cpt. Obvious says:

          That’s not his fault. You think he’s the one doing all the production? He’s got a camera crew with him that surely don’t have “sleeping in the f***ing jungle with jaguars and trillions of gigantic spiders and mosquitoes crawling everywhere” as part of their contract. The producers want to make an illusion, but I don’t think Grylls is the one who should be blamed for that. He’s been through enough nights outside that I’m certain he would sleep outside if that was necessary for the quality of the shows; which it’s not.

    • hmm says:

      He’s the head of the scouts, don’t diss

    • Megs says:

      …. Really? I feel so… Betrayed!

    • bathunter says:

      yes because the footage of him sleeping in a tree at 3 AM is soooo at a hotel

      • blah says:

        That’s not what I said, I said there was an investigative reporter who broke a story about him camping in hotels, I watched the footage. So, yes probably not everywhere has a hotel…but hey I don’t really care if you don’t believe me, I know what I know.

        • Cpt. Obvious says:

          Investigative reporters working on the real breaking news: “Television distorts reality!” How laughable. Everyone with a tad common sense know that all shows with which professional camera crews are used, are pretty much set up. Of course, I think there’s a lot more respect for people to shoot their own footage on expeditions to the North/South Pole or something. That doesn’t mean the guy portraying in the production is a retard.

  5. SJane says:

    And the guy friggin broke his back jumping out of a plane when he was in SAS. I think he deserves a little break after that crap, don’t you? His info is all valid, and he did use it at one point in his life. Props to the guy for being able to make a career out of it without having to survive by doing it.

    • blah says:

      I guess props to someone who lies is okay for you, maybe not for others. Sure, “maybe” he did that before, but far from it these days!

      • hans says:

        you make smile and feel superior. thanks :)

      • Chassis says:

        STFU you whining noob. Seriously, it’s television, who gives a s**t? And I would dare to say that you would also not do any of the things that he does/does not has/has not do/done.

      • SJane says:

        There’s a disclaimer on the show you tard. He’s not lying about it. Also in any interview where he’s ever been asked about it he is straightforward.

        And like I said, no **** it’s far from those days. That was my point. Good job to him to be able to turn those skills into a lucrative career without having to stay in the SAS.

        • Shipoopi says:

          I love the video on youtube showing where he jumped across a “chasm” in hawaii that he couldn’t go around

          turns out it was like 60 yards from a highway

    • Albert says:

      That just means that he sucks at jumping.

  6. fuujio says:

    I haven’t seen Bear in a while, is he jumping out of cars now?

  7. Self-screenshot says:

    “3 seconds ago…” I don’t think you’re allowed to gloat about your own burn on someone else. It makes it more meaningful if someone else recognizes your awesomeness. And waits longer than 3 whole seconds to do so.

  8. Redundant says:

    Bear Grylls is f**king BEAST. He’d make Chuck Norris drink his own piss! lol


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