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You Overlooked One Tiny Detail, Spammer…

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  1. Som3on3 says:

    XD lol

  2. Diferencial says:

    What if she was real?

  3. Paul says:

    Just saying…

  4. SomethingOrdinary says:

    He is still gay…

  5. Randy says:

    There’s a gay equivalent… Very similar text claiming to be from a young gay man in Russia, where it’s SO DIFFICULT to be gay, and he just wants to find a nice American man to fall in love with…

  6. blexmer says:

    she should write back with “i’m just looking to be a Hag anyways.”

  7. heregohellcome says:

    What horrible grammar, and she comes off as a bit needy. I would say pass.

  8. dirkldub says:

    “Well behaved”…I wonder if she’s also house broken.

  9. Scarlett says:

    Apparently, everyone is missing it.

    The spammer was hitting on a gay guy. Waste of time for her!!!

    Hello? Broken Gaydar everywhere!!!

    • anon says:

      its a spammer, probably sent the exact same message to every guy on her friends list, notice how it says handsome instead of his name and only uses vague expressions when expressing her affection for him

  10. Nahhh says:

    Her name is undoubtedly Amanda Beardsley.

  11. frank says:

    hmmm asian cam whore

  12. bobotheoboe says:

    hey you blacked out the email address – i was going to contact her, she sounded really genuine.
    and i’m so
    lonely…

  13. JP says:

    Rainbows Win!

  14. htneetfif says:

    Fortunately for him, so is the spammer.

  15. McGillicutty says:

    Why do scammers randomly Capitalize words?

  16. Tizzle says:

    In her qualities, she lists “effective.” Hmm…

    Spammer uses hot-girl-facebook-spam!
    …It’s not very effective.

  17. chevyismypup says:

    Don’t be so hard on her, she is a lady of Dignity!

    (just sayin)

  18. MM says:

    That still doesn’t mean it’s 100% impossible to fall for the opposite sex. Just ask all the ex-gays out there.

    • Canaduck says:

      The ones who have killed themselves as a result of guilt over their “unnatural” desires or the ones who are miserable and in complete denial about their sham marriages?

    • alongline says:

      hahahahaha I hate to tell you this, but most of the gay men I know have merely partaken of relations with the opposite sex out of curiosity. It’d be like you liking EVERYTHING about a really ugly person, but never being able to bring yourself to “go there”, except that ONE time…

  19. Thing says:

    Oh, I just love people who say they’ve attended university but can’t even write proper English. Even more so when they do it in job applications… or first contact emails. ;P

  20. ratatoskr says:

    “Lady of Dignity” she writes…

  21. Jessica says:

    She is so needy mabey he just said he was goy to get out of it lol :)

  22. Bret says:

    The lady just needs to the heck

  23. Catjoe says:

    Actually, I teach composition at a university and, depressing as it is to say it, she could easily be one of my incoming freshmen. (They can’t survive into the second semester, however, without acquiring a few writing/grammar skills.)

  24. candyluna says:

    lmfao. I understand misspelling a word but the structures of her sentences is wrong..(even my english is not the best..though I try lol)

    maybe this is spam..idk

  25. candyluna says:

    but with the qualities women say they want in men, they might as well date other women.

  26. HungerStryke says:

    Too long; grew beard

  27. Gretgor says:

    Do spambots really have punctuation and grammar this bad? I thought it was just humans.

  28. lil_miss_emo says:

    hahahahahahaha lol dude she shouldve done the whole ASL thingo 1st lol

  29. Hapster says:

    Obvious phisher is obvious. He’s probably not gay, just wanted to own her is all.

  30. Raven kanosis says:

    Don’t worry gay Man in reality that woman is really a Nigerian man waiting to send you millions of dollars and have you send it back to him oh wait thats not good either


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