Who crashes Paris Hilton’s birthday party, gets wasted, and walks out with an entire birthday cake?
This guy:
There’s SO much more (including some sweet Paris pics). Click for the rest of the epic saga!
UPDATE: Find out what happened to the cake in the thrilling conclusion!
Source: Paz
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You are my hero
all my internetz for you
I give to him, my children, may you feed them cake always.
This! This made me lol so hard.
This made me lol too and there is no food better than free food that has been cooked by some-one else.
For someone.. else.
This cake is NOT a lie!!
Especially for someone rich.
KEeeeeeep building this tower!
HIGHER AND HIGHEEEER
WE ARE ALREADY AT FLOOR 12
floor 13!
I want that cake. (Floor 13 BTW)
Fourteen
So is this the roof?
Where’s the helipad?
what is it your trying to do?
you’re*
make a huge tower (sixteen)
Seventeen
I see what you di… KAPOW
i liek cake
He had me at “I am Jack’s incredulous stomach.”
lol nicely said
you are WOW!
Soo Mr Kake, wassit haerdd twooe steel…Puttes onna sunnyshaddes..”nahh peace ovva kakes”……yeeeaaaahhhhhhhh..
Love ^^^
for taking a cake from Paris Hilton that was getting thrown out anyway??? wow.
omg he is SO cool.
I’m sorry, did YOU crash Paris Hilton’s birthday? That feat alone makes him waaaaaaaaaay cooler than you’ll ever be…
Stealing the cake is just, no pun intended, icing.
hahahah. I most certainly did NOT crash her party…nor would I want to. And to be honest I’ve been in “waaaaaaaaaaay cooler” VIP parties than those thrown by an imbecile like her….
But is that’s your thing, more power to ya
this is what I call a party:
I too could say I’d been to way cooler parties if I called any concert I’d been to a “party”.
o_O
I would call that a concert…?
Looks like a laser light show to me, not a party…
Damn, look at that party!
Hahah you are so pathetic Athiest_Phish. You’ve probably never been to a decent party never mind a “totally awesome VIP” one.
Atheist_Phish tries to convince people on the internet that he has mad parties yo. But fails.
Ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party!
“Hey, Ho” The fact that you quoted Bret and Jemaine…makes you awesome!
I began to watch the video. Then I woke up on the floor in a puddle of drool.
looks vip
Yeah, I was in to the party scene, but it got too mainstream, there was this really cool party in this little neighborhood… but it’s really obscure, you’ve probably never heard of it…
no mushpit,
not interested.
Atheist_Phish would rather party with Perez Hilton
Hmmm, an Atheist being sarcastic. SO MUCH cooler.
And original SO original.
Please do not take his behaviour as that of all Atheists. -_-
He is a massive douche.
I like cats
Just goes to show that people will generally let you do whatever you want if you look confident enough, like you’re SUPPOSED to be there.
I figured that out a long time ago. Look like you know where your going or what you are doing and generally no one will question you.
Exactly. I’ve even made it on stage at some concerts because I carry a big expensive camera and act like I know what I’m doing. Great fun!
lol, if i were in america, i’d do the same, the skin colour helps.
All you need is a clipboard or a wrench and you’re good to go.
Like a boss!
yum cake
Ahh thee arttes ovva “Blaggin” such mammorries..bowwes deepplies twooe dee “Mann wiff KAKES”…
So much WIN! :’D
The Game – You Just Lost
The game? Never heard of it.
Aww, you made me lose!
Lol, EPICNESS!!
virginity- don’t worry, yours is safe
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!1!one!!
Are there still people dumb enough to be playing the game? You lose the game the second you become aware of tis existence. Why bother trying to win the game when you lose just by knowing about the game?
THE GAME.
Personally, I made a conscious decision to stop playing the Game about ten seconds after I heard about it. In so doing, I won.
Thankfully the person who explained the rules to me added a clause that said there was a 15 minute grace period after anyone else mentions the Game before one actually loses. Only if you remember it by yourself do you lose, according to him. I have not yet managed to remember the Game 15 minutes after having heard it mentioned, and therefore have not yet lost.
Another rule is that you CAN NOT WIN!
Actually, there is one way. Go up to the person who INVENTED the game, and make him lose it. You have then won.
you would have to remember the game in order to conceive the idea of making the person who introduced you to it lose; thereby making you lose as well, and negating your win.
If you go to the person who invented the game, like win said you would lose. The person who invented the game would have lost the game while creating it therefore that person has never and will never win.
as you just wrote a post about the game, you lose mook.
Can I please like this? btw, internets for you…
Millions… he gets millions of internets
For an occasion such as this, I think it’s appropriate to break out the reserves and give this man…
One BILLION internets! (Dr. Evil music)
i think this man just owns the internets!!! they should have put his name obscurly in the corner so i could go friend this dude. Fan page anyone?
I’ll take your them. Please wrap 1 billion internets with non-consecutive serial numbers in a non-descript aluminum case and leave it by the tree in the park shaped like a penis.
thank you.
ok.
so, wait…
is the tree shaped like a penis, or is it a penis-shaped park?
which is it?
I’m not good at remembering phallic landmarks, and by your words I am confused as to the location of the drop-point.
Maybe the aluminum case is penis shaped…
ONE HUNDRED BILLION GAZILLION INTERNETS! *dr. Evil pinkie move*
Are you guys awarding internets to me or Paz?
Thank you for that.
FULL OF WIN
+2
+100 internetz to you.
best thing I’ve seen all ever
LOLOLOLOLOL
I love you all.
ahahah. yes!
OK, you are awesome.
Dude don’t troll drongo! :O
And OF COURSE he speak english come on just listen to him!
Listen to him? I can’t hear him. I can only attempt to read his awfully-typed comments. Apparently, he is not fluent in any language ever created, ever.
This. Is. AMAZING.
if this is true it is the greatest thing ever
Even if it’s not true it’s damn awesome.
also a true fact
What an epic story.
No idea if its real or not, but its a great story either way!
Missing the part where he had his turn with Paris herself. That’d make it more credible too
It’s funny because she’s a slut! Ha ha ha!
I lol’ed
No, it’s Paris “himself”. Chick looks like a guy in a push-up bra in real life. Ugh.
I guess that might make it more incredible…depending on how you swing.
I’m gonna say the same thing a guy with two penises says to his tailor when he’s asked whether he dresses to the left or the right.
Yes.
Slevin quote = +10 internetz
Awesome.
You crash Paris’s birthday party and you get wasted? Pretty dumb, i’d like to remember the whole story really.
Are you kidding me? Whats the point of crashing a party with 6 open bars if you don’t take advantage of it…
Soooooooooooooo thennes “YOUSE” goanna doit……
i’m sorry i don’t speak retard.
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome.
Wen u havin ure tennff burffdai purrtey thenes..i senndes kakes..
somebody found the open bar.
Dattes ok appologee’s acksepted’es…………….
english,mother f*cker, do you speak it.
Nahh, Innes kase yu hadenntes notticed…….nahhhhh..dattes a noooo..butt i issa fluentes in “Drongoniain”…fanks foures yuose askking..Hear hazza kakes……annede a blessting..Blesst yuose!!.
Drongo,
Cheezburger & the lolcats site is over there———————————>
I believe this is speak from Metalocalypse. Look it up. Download it. Understand this fool.
“Drogoniain” hahahha I don’t get it… Drongo is like this, you should know it by now
Dude, Drongo… Are you British?
Dee britteshes gunnerment sayyes NO!! he nottes…
Uh… Are you guys for real? None of you knows that Drongo is like this? I suppose… you don’t read/write the comments all that much 8|
That’s why the menace must be stopped.
You’d want to remember a completely purposeless debutante’s birthday? No thanks, getting wasted is a far better idea. Props to this guy.
You go to Paris birthday and not drink? Then you sound like an idiot. I would need alcohol to end up on the same mental level as 90% of the room
You have a point there…
Ahh wenndie, youse painttes a pickture ovva yure shelffes wiffa ebbery stattmentes wat commes outta yur mofth..soooo sadde…
this is not icanhascheezburger. We speak English here
If the things that come out of anyone’s mouth paint a picture of their personality….. I fear for yours, Drongo.
Sooo u reed’es reeturde….annede yu fear..fayual..
simples mannes sayes u sounndes lyke anne iddiottes……..annede youse sayes “You havva pointes theres”….wrongo…..
I’m sorry, you need a new keyboard, some typing lessons or all of the above. I can not understand what you are saying.
Please use proper English or I will hunt you down.
STOP TEASING DRONGO, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE waawaaaahhawaaaaaaaa *wipes tears from redded face* sinffel.
So that’s where you were?
Get back in my stomach!
No threats to Drongo on here. He’s one of the smartest folks you’ve ever seen…You just have to think to understand.
So I’m guessing you didn’t read the part where he said he had about a dozen drinks before the candles were blown out?
On the other side this guy is going to parties of famous people while you are on the internet doing… this, he must be doing something right that you don’t
I was thinking the same thing. So much to see and do and all the guy could think of was getting so wasted …
Win.
cool story bro
SO MUCH WIN!!!
“Accidentally” my ass!
More like Grand Theft Cake & Grievous Bodily Harm (if you really eat that thing…)
Lol
Haha if you follow that link that’s in one of the pictures you find out the guy actually is busy becoming famous, he’s an artist with 30.000 likes already, ans a story like this one won’t hurt obviously
conspiracy theory in 3-2-1…
Communists stole it >.>
JFK and MJ conspired to steal the cake to confuse the daylights out of some drunk dude in order to help him achieve a higher level of fame.
“I am Jack’s incredulous stomach”
I lol’d.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that got that reference. Even though the movie blows. The book’s better.
yes, you are not the ONLY person ever to have been introduced to *whispers: fight club*
The first rule of Fight Club is that you never talk of Fight Club.
You broke the g*dd*mn rule!!
*cuts off balls*
*glitch in matrix* –> cut balls are your own + fight club isn’t real
Holy crap, people have read/seen Fight Club??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!
Yeah… we’re not really supposed to talk about it.
You have a TV in the kitchen?
Hey, think about it, dude. If we’re always in the kitchen, we also have Internet in the kitchen, a bathroom in the kitchen, a nice old bed in the kitchen–etc. We’re the ultimate lazy Americans.
(And no one cares if we play Call of Duty all day as long as we make sandwiches when asked!)
You lose. You don’t get a shower in your kitchen. We pity the male fools.
“The books is better”
The original work, or the work you saw/read/listened to first is ALWAYS better. Don’t be one of those guys.
Must be fake- Look at the “P” on the wristband. SHARPIE! LOL still a great, funny story though.
I think he’s saying he got in the party but making a fake wristband. The real ones would be printed but nobody was checking that closely.
Of course, they faked the wristband so they could enter.
Um, yeah, that’s the point. They made obviously fake wristbands and got in anyhow. And walked off with the cake.
actually, I live in Hollywood this is exactly how it goes down… he still wins the internet for mastering social engineering while wasted.
You’re fake. Your avatar looks fake. No human being has a purple hexagonal face.
*octagon
Actually, it IS hexagonal. You, my good sir, fail.
I just counted. It’s an octagon. Doublefail.
Eat the freaking cake! It’s probably amazing.
the cake is a lie.
someone had to say it.
I was wondering when would this show up <3
Me too.
And now someone has to say this: GTFO TROLL!
Thought I told you to leave Snow White alone!
That was a triumph…
Note: The previous post was a HUGE SUCCESS.
He made a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
APERTURE SCIENCE.
We do what we must,Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no point crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive.
{Dear [Subject Name Here],}
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
and we’re out of beta we’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD I got burned,
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
{ONE FINAL NOTE:}
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
THAT WAS A JOKE. (HA HA.) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run, and there’s research to be done
on the people who are still alive.
{PS:}
And believe me I am still alive.
{PPS:}
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
{PPPS:}
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
{FINAL THOUGHT:}
And when you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
{FINAL THOUGH PS:}
And when you’re dead I will be still alive
STILL ALIVE. (still alive.)
I just felt things needed to be sped up a bit.
And YES, that was from memory. God bless you, Jonathon Coulton.
The cake is a SPY !
SPAH IN THE BLUE BASE!
Gentlementlemen.
a story of a man who will do ANYTHING to get cake…mucho respectus
Meanwhile in Universe B: While walking on the way out he trips and falls face first into the cake. After several security gaurds help him they realize he is not on the guest list and he goes to prison for trespassing and attempted robbery ($2000 of food items) The next day he wakes up in a prison cell with a note from his buddy saying “hey dude, bail’s 15k, your on your own! Ps: Told you I could get you in!)
/lol
this should be on many, many news channels.
nice bag of coke in the first pic;)
The cake is a lie.
(couldn’t resist)
Nice! +1 internet
Too late…
Kudos and exceedingly well done old boy! However, there is a precedent: the great British comedian Malcolm Hardee stole Freddie Mercury’s birthday cake – indeed the title of Hardee’s autobiography is “I Stole Freddie Mercury’s Birthday Cake”. Hope you distribute it to some senior centres as the great Hardee did.
But I’ll bet Freddie actually intended to eat his cake, not let it go to waste like that giant waste Paris Hilton.
OK Paz your going to jail for this. Not only for theft, but for kidnapping. There’s a midget inside that cake that was supposed to pop out at midnight.
And I’m George Clooney.
I ate him.
They were going to throw away a Midget?!
Oh man. This. is. awesome!
2 Big Thumbs Up! I want to read more from this guy. Crash moar parties, plox!
FAKE! First picture of the cake in his house is different than the cake at the party…..
it’s paris hilton, dude. there were probably like 100 cakes. or at least 2. and the one this guy stole was in a different room and not gonna be eaten :O
it was a different cake from the one she was eating :O
he stole a different cake from the one she was eating.
If you look you can see the cake he stole next to the other one, on the left side.
you realise we all know you made the last 3 comments yourself right?
Uh, are you looking at the right cake? Check the lower left hand corner of the second cake pic.
I hope you noticed that there were two cakes in the party picture.
I hope you noticed that there were four people who beat you to this comment. One of them even said it 3 times in a row.
I hope you notice that they don’t always show up right away.
This guy just won the game.
…I just hope the cake isn’t a lie this time…:P
Has anyone noticed that the cake has EYES?
It is an angry angry watermelon, probably pissed about being cut in half.
now that’s what i call a sticky… oh wait. nm
i was wondering if i was the only one who was concerned by that.
You what Claire Bennet’s brain?
This guy is my hero.
Lol I did the same I was at the back with Kathy Griffin
so much awesome I can’t even… *head explodes*
what is this… i don’t even…
this man? my hero. AMAZEBALLS DUDE. keep on rocking in the free cakestealing world!
To quote Gabriel Iglesias, “you live by the cake, you die by the cake.”
O. M. G. THIS. IS. AWESOME.
THE MOST awesome and epic story EVAR! You just made my … evening i guess
EPIC! JUST EPIC!
The green/black background with the eyes looking out is the label design for a brand of absinthe called Lucid. I have to conclude it’s an absinthe-flavored cake. Bizarre.
In which case, this guy should invite me over immediately! How strange.
How do you properly louche a cake?
you put the cake on a really big absinthe spoon, hold it over a kiddy pool filled with absinthe, then pour water over the cake until it dissolves into the absinthe.
OK, party at your place!
Best story ever!!! Hope it’s real
it is! it’s even on yahoo news
dewd has officially divided by zero………in the words of the game voice dude…..you are GODLIKE!!
There is never going to be a win as winning as this!
The paris is a lie.
I’m near LA right now, please invite me to sample this cake! Well done, sir.
I want to have a billion of your babies, so that we can raise them together and hope that with luck, they will grow to be half as awesome as you are right now.
Drunkenly stealing a cake isn’t that awesome…. it’s not like they cared too much about a cake that was going to get tossed out. Thats why it was so easy to steal, probably thought he was going to toss it.
like, “Look at me, I stole a dirty paper napkin from Madonna’s 72nd birthday party.”
72nd? You old enough to remember that bro?
For the win
So how much money do you think he paid Failbook to get this posted?
None, because this is an awesome story.
So true
thumbs up!
pretty sure youre my effing hero! perfect class!
Uhm, he just admitted to trespassing and theft. Publicly. If this is real, he’ll probably be arrested, if for no other reason, than that he was stupid enough to brag about it.
You kidding? “Okay, police, let’s check Facebook for any potential thieves!”
I may be wrong on that sarcastic note, but still. He could come up with an endless chain of lies, if he actually was able to steal the cake.
I’m sure some police visit this site for fun, or somewhere else that it has been mentioned. But sense it was going to be thrown away, I dunno if anybody would bother trying to arrest him.
Tell that to people who get arrested for taking food they can’t legally sell any more from the bins at supermarket. Sure, it’s perfectly fine, boxed and bagged and is just going to the land fill but if they can’t sell it you for a monetary value they’ll be damned if you’re gonna have it for free! They even pour bleach over all the bags to discourage people taking them, so you know it’s clean, haha :p
You learn a lot from squatters…
Even if the police did see this, they would probably either just laugh or gawk at the pure incredible awesomeness of this epic win. And nobody likes Paris Hilton anyway, so I doubt anyone would care about someone crashing her party. The only reason she’s even famous is because her dad is insanely rich and she’s a spoiled little rich brat who takes advantage of her father’s wealth and fame to become a media whore and embarrasses and disgraces herself and her family whenever the chance arises.
this story made me happy ^__^ i hope it’s real~~
Yeah no. Trying to think about the number of times I’ve bragged about taking something that nobody wanted… zero. Number of times someone has been prosecuted for taking something nobody wanted or gaining access to a private event by NOT crashing (getting a wristband from a friend is hardly crashing) = zero.
Even if a police officer came to this site and saw this, he still couldn’t be arrested. A complaint has to be made by Paris Hilton before they can arrest him.
just nom the evdience, left his fb page open @ the mall. Good to go.
You my friend, are a legend.
I love you?
Awesome. This guy takes the cake. Literally.
This guy wins.
If internets were money, this guy would be richer than the Sultan of Brunei right now.
Awesomness!
This takes the cake! (sorry…..)
I want a slice!
Epic adventure!
Wait..on TMZ today they said she was going to give her cake to the homeless people?!
I would throw it on the ground, and say, “Welcome to the real world, jackass!” Cause I’m not a part of your system.
^ Haha solid reference, bro.
Damn the cake seems so awesomely delicious I have to fap in it’s honor
You’ve earn your weight in internetz
…Soooo, you were DUI on the way back?
“We blend in pretty successfully, and by ‘blend in’ I mean ‘drink heavily’.”
“I’ll get the car, he says.”
Busted.
Over the limit, under arrest.
You win everything. Because of you, winning can no longer happen in the future, as there is nothing left to win.
The pictures are all of varying quality when viewed closely. Story busted.
Light, hand steadiness, and camera setting are just a few of the variables that can cause varying quality. There were also two people involved, they could have both had cameras and he used the best pics from both cameras for the story post. He could also have had a camera AND a camera phone with him, using the camera when he could, and using the camera phone when he needed to quickly take a picture. Now that I think about it, the lower quality pictures look a lot like pics taken with an iPhone.
You are so freaking awesome. There are no words to describe this appropriately.
you are my hero, whoever you are!!!!
All my interwebz are belong to you.
Hacked IRL!
The cake is a lie
Cool story bro.
The Galactic Confederacy salutes you!
Be even more epic “if” we say paris holtion crying on tv saying someone toke her cake.
One thing i have to say is WATCH OUT FOR THE STDS IN THAT CAKE!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK ITS “RED”?
This note hoppen as thay said cake not wonted. Also see pic for real cake thas won a “gift” for promitonal porpoises to sall absynthes. No won care accept lmaesses.
I F***ING LOVE YOU
∞ internets to you
You have an infinity symbol on your keyboard?
You did me proud boy, you Clinted that Cake!
I’ve crashed plenty of weddings; but this, this is all out. I tip my hat to this fella.
my response to this will be a single unintelligent unpunctuated glub.
glub
“By the time Paris blows out the candles, we’re blown to smithereens”
…
‘”I’ll get the car”, he says’
I have no problem with them crashing Paris’ party and stealing her cake. I do however have a BIG problem with them driving while wasted. IT’S TOO F**CKING COMMON IN LOS ANGELES AND IT HAS TO STOP BEFORE THESE DOUCHEBAGS KILL SOMEONE ELSE.
His friend could and should be arrested, based on the admission by his friend.
Looked at his facebook profile. Eurgh. Stereotypical hollywood douchebag. Throw him in jail to rot.
like.
the guy in the background on the last picture looks like a little kid! wtf:S
I am Jack’s satisfied smirk.
Beyond EPIC
How can you “not like” this?! xD
I Bow to you sir and pledge my cake knife in service to your awesomeness
sounds like a pr gag for me.
gets some attention to paris’ birthday party and some attention to that guy, who is obviously some loser wanna-be rockstar.
umad, bro?
Ding ding ding!
he really is.
i wish i was there….i would’ve taken some of the presents too….it’s not like she couldn’t get more later on
*salutes in a patriotic manner*
Pure awesome.
Well done Achilles!
someone needs to make a – CHALLENGE ACCEPTED of this! i dunno how to do it or i would
This made my day man, you’re awesome
Sir, you win. May all the rest of your life be delicious and moist.
I am Jack’s gargantuan sense of admiration.
Could EASILY be fake.
He showed pictures he could have gotten anywhere and put a story to it. He put pictures of everything but the main thing, the cake at his house. And one pic has a website on it.
Real or fake, it’s still awesome.
It’s real, saw an article about it on yahoo.
This guy just won at life, death, the internet and the universe. At once.
This is such an epic WIN!!!
That. Is. EPIC!
Enoy the cake, it’s so very well deserved.
You are my hero.
I must have your inebriated children.
personally I think the story is dumb and unimpressive.
It’s ok Atheist_Phish…we think you are dumb and unimpressive.
Agree w/ paz. Always
Why do you all think the cake is delicious? I mean, it’s probably just made from marzipan (is it called like that? Mazapan in spanish, I’m just guessing) which it’s disgusting. I wouldn’t eat that.
Anyways, what this guy did is awesome
I love this so much. You are my hero! I bow to your awesomeness!
+100 man points.
+200 nom points.
That is brilliant!! You most certainly can have your cake and eat it now!
Lmao!!!!!! That is just EPIC!!!!! Man. You did good. That would have been fun.
I think it’s amazing that he thought ‘If it’s going to be thrown away I might as well have it!’
Paris had TWO cakes! Some people consider themselves lucky if they get one for gods sake!
Props to this guy!
Seems to me like this site has been taken by viral advertising. The fact that guys profile has a huge ad for his own stuff on it. I’m guessing he actually just vaguely knew Paris, was invited by a friend of a friend or something asked he if could have the cake. Bang thousands of free views of his ads and people thinking he is cool.
cool.
but try to bring home a naked waitress next time, surely?
Hey, guys, I found a god I feel like worshipping.
“Hustling me into a mansion the size of a Holiday Inn”
Really now? The size of a Hilton surely.
I shall now give you infinite internetz and man cards
This fellow is just SWIMMING in Internetz, now.
So many Internetz.
You have hit a new level of awesome that I have never seen. Bravo! I almost want to make babies with you because of it.
We can just shut down the internet now, the most awesome thing you can ever see or read has now been posted.
There’s nothing more to look at here, now, move along people. It’s time to live our normal dull lives. The internet has served its purpose.
Bravo, sir.
lol awesome. that guy in pic 5 looks like he’s ready to stab her.. but is probably there to slice cake.. i guess they had a cake for serving and one for decoration huh.
BUmmer you just publicly admitted to stealing an item worth $2000. Um yeah, Grand Theft Dude.
On the flip side, your story is 100% WIN!!!!
The fact that they were going to throw the cake out is despicable! These are all the same people who want to save the starving children! Well, I don’t know if we can really believe you, but if you did as stated & ate it, good for you. And no one noticed or cared…all the more proof that these rick spoiled people are ridiculous & so over the top!
Rock AND Roll!
This needs to be spread far and wide!
Paz, sir legend of epic, I must ask for your hand in marriage.
I give him +1 internet for every picture ever uploaded to facebook and +2 for every picture uploaded after this moment.
I tip my hat to you, sir.
Best Troll IRL ever
this guy is AWESOME
The cake is no longer a lie!
You sir, win all the internetz for a week.
You Sir, are a real man….
Doesn’t he know the cake is a lie?
This man has won the internet
I can’t believe he accidentally the whole cake! he should just the heck
She should free the world from her prescence by “accdentally by zero”.
OMG BEST STORY EVER
The Cake is a Lie
Wow, just wow.
wow, this is actually true.
http://perezhilton.com/2011-02-18-paris-hiltons-stolen-birthday-cake-makers-respond-to-controversy
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41671481/ns/today-entertainment/
It made the news.
you’re awesome dude if i see you on the streets i would high five you
Surely the cake is a lie?
Ohh man, we should make an entry on urbandictionary for something like “master of teh internets” or “hero ftw” and make the definition “PAZ, the cake thief”. Also, if you go to his facebook page, he has a ton of pictures with famous people like katy perry and penny drake. Makes the story a lot more believable.
hes not actually in the pics with the famous ppl. he was not at katy’s birthday. he stole the pic’s from some else.
He crashed a celebritys party, and stole her cake.
This renders your argument invalid.
As Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake”.
I believe the comments are about as entertaining….jfs.
Argument = invalid
He “accidentally the whole cake”? Does nobody else notice that there’s a word missing there? This is hilarious but that’s driving me crazy.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally
ok, this is totally epic
Funny thing is, i saw this yesterday, and I just saw this article on Yahoo. Her birthday was indeed crashed.
Correction, I saw an article.
yea. i was shocked when i realized it was real!
…win
Ballz to you, dear sir. You have committed an epic win.
YOU SIR, HAVE IMPRESSED LORD INGLIP!!!!!
You must be the avatar of Lord Inglip! PLEASE COMMAND US, MASTER!
This is the best thing ever. no really. best thing ever.
This man is my new God.
I hope you bear many children, for they will be mighty.
you are epic.
you are god.
you are a legend.
for all you non-beleivers.
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/top-shots-of-the-week/4605?nc
Hey, I was just down by the penis tree at Penis park and I found a penis shaped alumium box. Does this belong to anyone?
Um, the whole “i am jacks incredulous stomache” made me laugh so hard i practically pee’d
If that photo is a gift, can I please return it?
This. She’s too skinny-looking for my taste.
agreed
I don’t really know who this Paz guy is but he sounds awsome wonder if he is one of my relatives hahah
having never heard about the game, and knowing nothing about it, I win. so there. HAH!!!
A few questions need to be answered. Like how he can bring back a cake in perfect form while wasted. And how nobody managed to stop a drunk teenager, who could somehow run fast while carrying that heavy cake, with again, no marks, so 1. It’s fake or 2. It’s a publicity stunt, or maybe 3. His friend was invited and he came too and they got permission to brimg the cake home.
I love you ! you’re my hero !!! XD
I am Jack’s blown mind. And his tipped hat
For crashing the party, respect is due.
For stealing the cake, huge amounts of respect is due.
For getting away with it… well, you know where I’m going with this…
I would imagine if you go to Paris Hilton’s birthday the least you could hope for is to participate in a massive orgy at some point during the night, but a cake is not bad I suppose.
I know I’d be like the millionth to congrats you but still… if this is true… I bow down to thee… you are THE Awesome
He’s got a lame guitar though.. Cheap Epiphone Les Paul. But he could probably sell that cake and buy a nice guitar.
I wanna have your baby
You, my good sir, are a legend. May you live long and prosper.
you.are.a.legend… by every definition of the word… the only thing better than this would be smuggling Paris Hilton herself outta the party, inside a cake…
Was it delicious?
You, my friend, are the most badass man in the world. I am in awe of you.
Here’s an endgame for you all- regardless of the legitimacy of his story (and whether anyone decides to inform the police about it will be sure to squelch rumors of that (a 2k cake is a felony)
At least it had a happy ending !
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/paris-hilton-stolen-cake-donate-homeless-shelter__oPt.jpg
It ended up being fed to people who need it instead of being tossed out. BTW, It doesn’t seem Paris is getting that much publicity from it. What’s in it for her?
yes im sure that cake is exactly what the diabetes infested homeless people need
Everyone needs a boost of happy here & there, even if it comes in the form of confection.
This is the best story I’ve ever heard ! When j first heard I was like …legend !
Job well done! Jedi master award of the week!
God of cake, he is.
So wait. Who was drink driving here?
I’m pretty jealous, but I’m only posting because i liked this, “I am Jack’s incredulous stomach.” I absolutely love Fight Club! That is all
beautiful story mate
i take my hat off to you…
Atheist_Phish parties Perez Hilton
*Atheist_Phish parties with Perez Hilton
Niiccccceee… always have ur cake and eat it too. And when it comes to rich people’s cakes: omg, it must have tasted like heaven cakes.
that’s my ass, linehole
Cool line, bro.
Cool bro, line.
Bro ass, cool.
Lo, cool brine.
Bro line, cool.
that’s my lass, inehole
Maybe I’m easily entertained, but that made me lol.
Cool ass, bro.
cool your ass bro
c-c-c-ombo breaker!
Speaking of ass, isn’t Paris supposed to be in Mr. Slave’s?
That’s my bass, fishole.
C-c-c-combo breaker!!
Your cool-ass bro.
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!
Brool ass, co!
Your cool brass o.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I don’t know. I can get laid in real life, so I have no need for thumbzilla.
Ohsnap
Y rocs, orb tool?