i get it. that’s funny, because they’re like not expecting it at all! and then it’s like, pow! nerds revenge! lmao. No wonder you’re posing here for the applause with gems like that up your sleeve.
“u mad,” definition – A reference to a meme used in place of an actual response. Typically demonstrating that the writer has nothing intelligent to say and is aware of the fact that they are a mindless jackass but are incapable of admitting this fact.
Making fun of someone dumb enough to leave his FB profile logged on, on a public computer isn’t really being a jackass. Being a jackass is overreacting to something so mundane the way “dad” did. Keep on waxin’.
No, it’s funny because it could have easily been prevented had it occurred to the victim that it is possible for someone else to use his computer when he leaves it unattended. It’s his own fault.
Additionally…
He can easily delete that post when he gets back to his computer. Nothing permanent.
The culprit did do him the courtesy of making it clear in the initial post that it was not made by the account’s actual owner, so no one who reads it will believe the account owner is really a child molester. All that will happen is his Facebook friends will have a chuckle at his expense, for leaving his computer unattended.
I think what he actually did was leave himself logged in on one of the display computers at the Apple store. I could be wrong, though. Reading for comprehension gets me in trouble sometimes.
If he had actually left his own laptop unattended in a mall store I don’t think someone would have only posted to his Facebook, though.
OK could be Canadian for all you know, and Wait never said anything about anyone being stupid, nor did (s)he mention anyone’s nationality.
You fail.
Feels sh¡te, doesn’t it?
“Canadian” was just an example, as in not European and not American. I could have said Russian, Mexican, Polyfvckingnesian and my point would still be the same.
Hi! I’ve shown up one year later to explain everything! @wait and @LK were both actually making fun of @OK!
See Ok said “driving a 2×4″ and then implied that American’s were too stupid to understand a ‘big’ word.
LK then made fun of him/her for saying you could “drive a 2×4″ and then Wait replied to LK to say how funny it was someone calling American’s dumb seemed to think a piece of lumber was an all terrain vehicle or something.
canadians ARE americans. they live in n america. its easy to hit people in the head with a 2X4 plank of wood. its significantly harder to get a headshot in a truck. besides, i think that ur thinking of a 4×4. a 2×4 truck would look awkward. i could be wrong tho.
He said CAR OR TRUCK please learn to read.. we all know what is 4×4 or 2×4 in cars, we also know what “kakkosnelonen” is (2×4 plank of wood) and just for the record I live in Europe, I was born here, raised here and still live here, and actually never even travelled outside Europe… but that doesn’t mean I haven’t studied…
@zedakiah
Canadians are Canadians, they don’t live in the U.S. they live in Canada. If they were Canadian living in the U.S. they would be Canadian American.
@Beatus
A 2×4 is not a two wheel drive, that is 2WD
Wrong. A 2-wheel drive car or truck is called a 4×2… number of wheels comes first, the number powering is second. A two-wheeled vehicle powered by 4 wheels is impossible.
It says a lot that he enjoys doing this, instead of just logging out of shht.
Everyone forgets now and again, and while personal responsibility IS important, it’s also no one’s personal responsibility to punish others in that situation.
It’s just sad. I didn’t even attack him, just pointed out that actions speak pretty loud sometimes.
Think of it this way…
If there never is any punishment for forgetting stupid stuff like not signing out of your FB page, then people are going to more worse stupid stuff. Such as forgetting their keys in public places or leaving other vauables to be stolen.
It’s a stupid mistake, sure, but it teaches a lesson.
My lawyer will also gladly teach a lesson to those who use my FB account if I ever forget to log out of it on a public computer =)
I don’t see how using someone’s FB account because they forgot to log out is any different from withdrawing money from their bank account when they forget their card in the ATM. Or stealing their car if they ever forget their keys somewhere.
I mean, the harm may not be the same, but the principle is.
If you forget to log out of FB on a public computer, and someone else simply changes your status, pisses off your father, then leaves again, I doubt your lawyer can do much about that.
And no, the principle is not the same, as nothing is stolen.
If there was nothing wrong with being trans then you wouldn’t be spending tens of thousands of dollars trying to make yourself into something you aren’t.
Tell it to people who get boob jobs, penis extensions, personal trainers, piercings and tattoos, grandma, they’ll tell you it’s none of your damn business too.
*… or just wearing the appropriate clothes/hairstyles/attitudes, none of which has to mean surgery. Not that plenty of other people don’t also ‘mutilate’ themselves for far more shallow reasons, right?
Clearly you enjoy mouthing off about things that you clearly don’t understand. If you don’t know what you are talking about, then don’t bother adding to the conversation. You have made yourself seem so completely ignorant and vapid.
You don’t need to spend tens of thousands of dollars. I can buy a strap on, bind my chest, and wear the guys clothes I already own and be the guy I always knew I was. Costs me under 100 dollars. T and surgery and so on aren’t needed to transition for everyone.
And if you’re so set in your idea that Trans people are “wrong”, stop hiding behind “Anon” and state your name. Have some balls.
agreed… i hate when people say things like that… i mean sure… we arnt exactly enviable… but at the same time thats like calling someone an amputee… is that realy a good insult? no… it just makes you look stupid…
It’s because people with “problems” that aren’t visible and are deemed to be purely “in their head” make easier targets. Of course no one thinks making fun of an amputee is cool. But it’s easier for people to see that an amputee doesn’t choose to be an amputee. When it comes to psychology, people are less trusting of that fact.
Then again there are those odd few that do choose to be amputees. But again, that is also a psychological issue.
I’m rambling.
Bottom line is, being trans is something that is not visibly evident, therefore 1. it provides much more of a shock factor (most amputees are pretty obviously amputees, you don’t hear many accusations of people secretly being amputees) and 2. as it’s not a physical condition, people tend to regard it as a “lifestyle choice” and are much more likely to misunderstand. They’re not in your head and most of them are too ignorant and selfish to want to be.
/rambling
Let me tell you this: my friends can access some of my personal info on FB. If they forget to log out of FB on a public computer, they jeopardize my info. If you browse through their account, you also jeopardize it. As far as I’m concerned you share responsibility with my friend. Your share is even bigger because your actions were not an accident.
Jeopardise your personal info? Like what, your credit card number?
Seriously, you’re making it sound a lot worse than it is, and what information you share with whom on FB is solely your responsibility.
Yeah it happens frequently. Go to any phone store at the mall or computer store and You’ll probably see at least one person that stayed signed in on their Facebook… I know this because I’ve gone and done things like this to people who stay signed on at stores like this.
Why? do you know what there was before the big bang? do you know if the big bang happened? do you know for sure that he wasn’t talking about a future big bang? are you able to answer 5 consecutive questions?
“Evidence suggests that the big bang created spacetime; ergo, there was no time “before” the big bang happened because the notion of before hadn’t exist, so anything classified as a big bang could not exist within a realm where the future or the past existed,” would be sufficient to answering your questions at the same time.
Not really. I read the Apple police’s Rome and Gala divisions mean serious business though. Hannibal Lecter ranks the Red and Gold divisions as delicious.
I am just going to guess that it was your account, if not I don’t understand why you would be mad. This is the best thing to do, you are dumb enough to leave yourself logged in so deal with it.
Aww, want a shoulder to cry on? if you don’t know by now, there is no such thing as privacy or security on a public resource. Let me guess you didn’t think that you had to log off just because it’s Facebook on a smartphone. IDIOTS.
Proper typing procedure is to hit the space button twice after you put in a period, question mark, or exclamation mark, then use a capital letter. It doesn’t really matter, though, as the internet tends to ignore this and automatically seems to shorten the spaces between sentences to one space.
“i’m gay” is the oldest frape in the book. i have a gay friend who got fraped to the tune of “just kidding about being gay, i was looking for attention” and i actually lold at that for some kind of trace of originality. lrn2humor.
I work in a computer lab, and I am constantly telling students “Don’t forget to log off, or else someone may do terrible, horrible things with your account!!”
When the idiots don’t listen, I don’t consider anything that happens to them to be “my fault” anymore. Especially when I do it.
That said… ushing it to imply someone is gay? That’s SO sixth-grade retard.
It’s much cooler to send threatening emails to a Federal office in their name…
That’s hilarious!!!
I don’t know about anyone else, but if I, like an idiot, left my facebook logged in to a PUBLIC COMPUTER, I would laugh hysterically if someone did this. They could do worse, lol.
I’d like to know what the police would say. “We’re arresting you for… um… being on another person’s facebook?”
“Psst, sarge, is frape an offence?”
“Um… maybe..?”
Or you could be the teacher in my community who got caught having a relationship with a 14 year old student because he didn’t log out of FB on a coworker’s computer. Duh!
rofl. this is amazing. i love it when parents freak out over something this small. ull never catch the kid and its not like u cant fix the facebook page. get the hell over it. lol but so funny
a friend and i did this at best buy once…we said something about sucking D___ and that they changed their phone number to one of our friend’s phone numbers…later that night we were with our friend and he got an angry call from the person’s mom saying she was only 13 and who would do such a thing and how could they hack her account? My friend and i decided to never tell our other friend…
We didn’t officially change it. We just put a post saying “hey I changed my number. Text me yours at(phone number here)…” calm down homes. You dobt have to assume everything on the Internet is a lie…I mean…it’s not cake…
If that were the case he would have trolled his own FB account and argued with his own father about it while pretending not to be himself. Does not make much sense.
It does if you want to make your dad look like he’s technologically inept and prone to over-reacting and overall just plain stupid…
Not something I would use my own facebook account for, but you never know.
One gay guy got stalked and almost had his reputation destroyed because of a government official. What did he do? He took it and stayed strong though the whole thing. If you get that offended by someone using gay as an insult, you’re kind of a wuss.
Also, most of these kids who are trying to kill themselves, are probably doing it for attention, since we martyr those who commit suicide.
No, I think “not logging in to a public computer” is a better idea. What is so important that you just HAVE to log into Facebook from a public computer for?
The person specifically said that he found the account in the Apple Store so that everyone would know that it was a joke and the account owner could delete the posts. If he really wanted to be mean, he would have done something more subtle.
Step 1: go to a bar or a public place like a restaraunt with your friends.
Step 2: Wait for someone to go to the bathroom or go get their food and leave their cell phone on the table. (can be anyone, in or out of your friend group. Better if it is out.)
Step 3: walk over, pick up the cell phone, and send a text message to all contacts saying “why havn’t we had sex yet?” then put the phone down and walk back to your seat.
Step 4: Watch as the phone starts to vibrate on the table constantly as the replies come rushing in.
Step 5: Watch the priceless expression on the person’s face when they get back and look at their new messages.
I think we’re all missing that the jokester could actually be in trouble, especially if the account being abused belonged to a minor. The Apple Store undoubtedly had security cameras and the IP address could be traced to find which computer was being used. If the father really wanted to pursue this, it wouldn’t be that hard to identify the offender.
hahahahha this is the funniest one i’ve ever seen. that’s such a parent thing to say too. i don’t see how it would be illegal to use someone elses account, especially if they didn’t hack to get on the account. but i don’t care if he actually got consequences..
Reason #4782 that FB is a bad idea. People being logged in everywhere all the time is ridiculous and not knowing enough to log out is like leaving your car unlocked with the keys in it.
The person who steals your car is wrong, moraly. But you are dumb, eternally.
I’m amazed the dad on this one didn’t say “I’m going to get all the keyboards in the store fingerprinted to find you!”
What a muppet hahahaha
And fair play to the person who found the laptop with the Facebook logged in – it could have been so much worse (and yet so much funnier) …
Strategy: send angry messages from portable device, keeping hacker interested in arguing. Drive car to Apple store, while periodically provoking said individual with Dad troll rage! Arrive, while still pretending to be at home on portable device. Walk into Apple store with baseball bat visible, tap hacker douche on shoulder. Reaction is horrific, Fun ensues.
It happens all the time, ppl who offends other ppl in websites are nerds. They fight virtually, they argue, but never had the balls to talk face to face coz they are cowards. Mostly this falls into ppl with alot degree and masters and spend their miserable life working with a computer…..hhahahahahaha
So, like…if it wasn’t staged, it should be fairly simply for the ‘dad’ to track down the one who did this. Apparently, there are security camera’s. So, why couldn’t they simply back-track and find the one that the fathers kid was using before he left, and fast-forward it to the time-stamp on the facebook message, and check the computer that the kid had used before leaving.
Seems fairly simple and easy enough. That is, of course, if the entire thing is not staged.
Looks just a LITTLE staged.
Well maybe, but that sort of thing happens all the time.
Hell one of my hobbies now that I found out about free internet at the apple store is messing wtih people’s accounts
posting nonsense, deleting private messages, clearing the friends list
it’s all good
i get it. that’s funny, because they’re like not expecting it at all! and then it’s like, pow! nerds revenge! lmao. No wonder you’re posing here for the applause with gems like that up your sleeve.
lol umad
He maaaaaaad
You’re right!
Because anyone commenting about someone who acts like a jackass must be mad!
Of course, that leaves the question of what people like you who DEFEND jackasses are…
lol u mad?
yeah, he mad
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, HE’S DONE GOOFED!!1!
Sounds like he backtraced it
He dun backtraced it to the cyber po-leese!
“u mad,” definition – A reference to a meme used in place of an actual response. Typically demonstrating that the writer has nothing intelligent to say and is aware of the fact that they are a mindless jackass but are incapable of admitting this fact.
U mad.
he mad
he definately mad
I’m king of the hill
Moral is, log out, dumbass.
Making fun of someone dumb enough to leave his FB profile logged on, on a public computer isn’t really being a jackass. Being a jackass is overreacting to something so mundane the way “dad” did. Keep on waxin’.
Deleting private messages and deleting friend lists is being a jackass, even if the person forgot to log out.
I don’t see where he deleted private messages or deleted friend lists. Why do you even mention this?
Look upthread- it’s referring to PGies’ comment.
I can’t tell where you’ve actually read the comment thread. Why do you even comment on this?
Like, no way like, cool man like, cool!
No, it’s funny because it could have easily been prevented had it occurred to the victim that it is possible for someone else to use his computer when he leaves it unattended. It’s his own fault.
Additionally…
He can easily delete that post when he gets back to his computer. Nothing permanent.
The culprit did do him the courtesy of making it clear in the initial post that it was not made by the account’s actual owner, so no one who reads it will believe the account owner is really a child molester. All that will happen is his Facebook friends will have a chuckle at his expense, for leaving his computer unattended.
I think what he actually did was leave himself logged in on one of the display computers at the Apple store. I could be wrong, though. Reading for comprehension gets me in trouble sometimes.
If he had actually left his own laptop unattended in a mall store I don’t think someone would have only posted to his Facebook, though.
You don’t really know what ‘fault’ means.
But it WAS his fault.
Someone smashes in my head with a 2X4. It’s my fault for not wearing a helmet to protect myself.
But that doesn’t mean people driving a 2X4 should deliberately smash in people who aren’t wearing a helmet.
And for Americans here: ‘deliberately’ means ‘on purpose’.
Americans know what deliberately means you retard.
You can drive a 2 x 4?
Euro-man calls Americans stupid.
But he doesn’t know what a 2×4 is.
Feels good, doesn’t it?
OK could be Canadian for all you know, and Wait never said anything about anyone being stupid, nor did (s)he mention anyone’s nationality.
You fail.
Feels sh¡te, doesn’t it?
Canadians typically grow up with both systems of measurement shoved down their throat – not knowing what a 2×4 is just makes you stupid.
“Canadian” was just an example, as in not European and not American. I could have said Russian, Mexican, Polyfvckingnesian and my point would still be the same.
That’s… actually exactly what that person did. So I’m not sure they’re the one that failed.
Wait only said: “You can drive a 2×4?” so where did he or she mention a nationality, and where did he or she call anyone stupid?
Hi! I’ve shown up one year later to explain everything! @wait and @LK were both actually making fun of @OK!
See Ok said “driving a 2×4″ and then implied that American’s were too stupid to understand a ‘big’ word.
LK then made fun of him/her for saying you could “drive a 2×4″ and then Wait replied to LK to say how funny it was someone calling American’s dumb seemed to think a piece of lumber was an all terrain vehicle or something.
There, you can now all get on with your lives.
A two-wheel-drive car or truck can be referred to as a 2X4.
canadians ARE americans. they live in n america. its easy to hit people in the head with a 2X4 plank of wood. its significantly harder to get a headshot in a truck. besides, i think that ur thinking of a 4×4. a 2×4 truck would look awkward. i could be wrong tho.
He said CAR OR TRUCK please learn to read.. we all know what is 4×4 or 2×4 in cars, we also know what “kakkosnelonen” is (2×4 plank of wood) and just for the record I live in Europe, I was born here, raised here and still live here, and actually never even travelled outside Europe… but that doesn’t mean I haven’t studied…
@zedakiah
Canadians are Canadians, they don’t live in the U.S. they live in Canada. If they were Canadian living in the U.S. they would be Canadian American.
@Beatus
A 2×4 is not a two wheel drive, that is 2WD
He said “they live in n america”, indicating North America (note the extra n). Because, you know, Canada is a part of North America.
I thought he was s stuttering…
Wrong. A 2-wheel drive car or truck is called a 4×2… number of wheels comes first, the number powering is second. A two-wheeled vehicle powered by 4 wheels is impossible.
That is such a ignorant thing to say. People who generalize make themselves seem so completely stupid.
First mistake: Thinking a 2X4 is a vehicle. Second mistake: Attempting to make fun of Americans right after your first mistake.
Isn’t this fun?!
This one needs its own Failblog! LMAO!
If you’re on a construction site where there are many 2X4′s and head protection is manditory, then yeah, probably your fault.
This nigga soooooo salty….
Wow… Life’s sad when you’re alone, huh?
Their B for being forgetful; your massive issues being played out from there on..
Nah, nah. People like him serve a critical role in society. Semi-harmless tampering teaches people not to be so painfully irresponsible…in theory.
It says a lot that he enjoys doing this, instead of just logging out of shht.
Everyone forgets now and again, and while personal responsibility IS important, it’s also no one’s personal responsibility to punish others in that situation.
It’s just sad. I didn’t even attack him, just pointed out that actions speak pretty loud sometimes.
Think of it this way…
If there never is any punishment for forgetting stupid stuff like not signing out of your FB page, then people are going to more worse stupid stuff. Such as forgetting their keys in public places or leaving other vauables to be stolen.
It’s a stupid mistake, sure, but it teaches a lesson.
My lawyer will also gladly teach a lesson to those who use my FB account if I ever forget to log out of it on a public computer =)
I don’t see how using someone’s FB account because they forgot to log out is any different from withdrawing money from their bank account when they forget their card in the ATM. Or stealing their car if they ever forget their keys somewhere.
I mean, the harm may not be the same, but the principle is.
If you forget to log out of FB on a public computer, and someone else simply changes your status, pisses off your father, then leaves again, I doubt your lawyer can do much about that.
And no, the principle is not the same, as nothing is stolen.
HAHAHA wow. You really take your fb account seriously, don’t cha?
Are you saying… you have a Facebook lawyer?
Oh yes, Facebook lawyers are very big. i think there is an app for that.
it’s just FB. not like stealing credit card #s or stalking or telling tweenies that Bebber is a trannie
Beebere
Why is being a trans person so horrible? And why should that be a threat. There is nothing wrong with Trans people.
cause tweenies idolize the beaver like a goddess or something
*nuffin ronnges inna idolllsizing “Beevver”..ittes lykin thatte kanadda twatte dat issa fukkuppes..
My question is, which Canada twat are you referring to? I couldn’t narrow it down by your description.
the beebs
…and?
O_o… and nothing
I’m answering the question : That beaver being a trans is horrible to the tweenies who worship her.
The Beav is pretending to be a boy right now, so shouldn’t we call it “he/him”. I’m so confused by that creature.
If there was nothing wrong with being trans then you wouldn’t be spending tens of thousands of dollars trying to make yourself into something you aren’t.
QED
Good grief
*making yourself something you ARE
*Mutilating yourself in order to become something you think you should be.
This entire conversation is amusing. Thanks guys.
Tell it to people who get boob jobs, penis extensions, personal trainers, piercings and tattoos, grandma, they’ll tell you it’s none of your damn business too.
*… or just wearing the appropriate clothes/hairstyles/attitudes, none of which has to mean surgery. Not that plenty of other people don’t also ‘mutilate’ themselves for far more shallow reasons, right?
Trolling successful, and no one wound up with a wand in their nose. Today has been very productive ;D.
Clearly you enjoy mouthing off about things that you clearly don’t understand. If you don’t know what you are talking about, then don’t bother adding to the conversation. You have made yourself seem so completely ignorant and vapid.
U mad?
I know two transexuals. I know about this stuff. I just wanted to troll some people
. I think I was successful.
You don’t need to spend tens of thousands of dollars. I can buy a strap on, bind my chest, and wear the guys clothes I already own and be the guy I always knew I was. Costs me under 100 dollars. T and surgery and so on aren’t needed to transition for everyone.
And if you’re so set in your idea that Trans people are “wrong”, stop hiding behind “Anon” and state your name. Have some balls.
“Have some balls.” lots of puns to make here, just saying
I <3 you, sir!
+1
Yes there are. Most Trans Am lovers are guys with mullets who wear wife beater shirts and drink Nattie light.
you win
agreed… i hate when people say things like that… i mean sure… we arnt exactly enviable… but at the same time thats like calling someone an amputee… is that realy a good insult? no… it just makes you look stupid…
It’s because people with “problems” that aren’t visible and are deemed to be purely “in their head” make easier targets. Of course no one thinks making fun of an amputee is cool. But it’s easier for people to see that an amputee doesn’t choose to be an amputee. When it comes to psychology, people are less trusting of that fact.
Then again there are those odd few that do choose to be amputees. But again, that is also a psychological issue.
I’m rambling.
Bottom line is, being trans is something that is not visibly evident, therefore 1. it provides much more of a shock factor (most amputees are pretty obviously amputees, you don’t hear many accusations of people secretly being amputees) and 2. as it’s not a physical condition, people tend to regard it as a “lifestyle choice” and are much more likely to misunderstand. They’re not in your head and most of them are too ignorant and selfish to want to be.
/rambling
You know what else makes you look stupid? Run-on sentences…peppered…with ellipses…
I love how you clearly ignored what Bhavani had to say. You’re pathetic…picking on the weaker target.
I love how you clearly failed to notice Confused did not reply to Bhavani…
Beaver
Let me tell you this: my friends can access some of my personal info on FB. If they forget to log out of FB on a public computer, they jeopardize my info. If you browse through their account, you also jeopardize it. As far as I’m concerned you share responsibility with my friend. Your share is even bigger because your actions were not an accident.
Jeopardise your personal info? Like what, your credit card number?
Seriously, you’re making it sound a lot worse than it is, and what information you share with whom on FB is solely your responsibility.
well written!
I almost pity your existence.
You jerk. I would be so mad if all my facebook stuff was deleted!!!!
Yeah it happens frequently. Go to any phone store at the mall or computer store and You’ll probably see at least one person that stayed signed in on their Facebook… I know this because I’ve gone and done things like this to people who stay signed on at stores like this.
I still think that what this guy was more mean than funny… Way more.
I lost the game.
i used to do that when i played roblox… stealing people’s accounts= fun fun fun
i agree :S
But what if he calls the cyber police?
Consequences will never be the same
DAMN YOU.
i dun goof’d
I find it weird that we posted almost the exact same thing at almost the exact same time in response to the exact same comment XD
it’s not weird, you posted 3 mins later. Nice try! You probably stalked him on twitter and wanted to get his attention
But that seems to me like a very weird thing to assume. Unless I’m missing something here?
Damn. He done goofed.
the consequences will never be the same
U DUN GOOFED
What if he calls the thought police? They’d probably get things done.
knowyourmeme.com
you fail
knowyourGeorgeOrwell.com
You also fail
That comment is facepalm worthy. Of course I know the meme, I was refrencing a very popular book… do you remember what a book is?
It’s what you do to people.
^^^WIN! +2000 internetz…
Books are só 1948…
it’s 1984….idiot
1984 was written in 1948. That’s how he decided on the date.
Over 9000 internets for you.
Gigwave already pwnt you on my behalf, so I’ll just leave you with this: are you starting to feel like an idiot yet?
Oh man, then the guy is screwed.
this is old
very old
before the big bang
Well…………no. That would be impossible.
Why? do you know what there was before the big bang? do you know if the big bang happened? do you know for sure that he wasn’t talking about a future big bang? are you able to answer 5 consecutive questions?
Because, yes, yes, no, *brain explodes*
Goo onn dennes; makkes mee a queestion datt I’s kannottes makkes uppa ann annesweares twooe…
Drongo shut up u r not funny!
LE GASP.
Don’t insult Drongo! He’s a God amongst men! You could only WISH that you were him!
^Truer words have never been spoken.
actually,there are.”tiredstudent and jolawsci are retards”.there.truer words have been spoken.
Y, U mad?
Amen!
Somebody doesnt get it….
“Evidence suggests that the big bang created spacetime; ergo, there was no time “before” the big bang happened because the notion of before hadn’t exist, so anything classified as a big bang could not exist within a realm where the future or the past existed,” would be sufficient to answering your questions at the same time.
Sheldon is that you??
my thought exactly
You forgot the “Bazinga!”…
Consequences will NEVER be the same
do you think the Apple police are the same ones as the Farmville police?
Not really. I read the Apple police’s Rome and Gala divisions mean serious business though. Hannibal Lecter ranks the Red and Gold divisions as delicious.
Watch out for the quirky Granny Smith division though. They’ve been known for giving people the finger.
If he’s lucky, he’ll get the McIntosh division… those overpaid idiots don’t have a snowballs chance in hell at catching him
Nah. But it obviously grow on an executive branch of it.
they would have very cool uniforms
Wish the Dad COULD find the little a$$hole and stomp him into the ground!!!
I hope you visit apple stores and check your facebook status
why? why would you… wait a minute. It’s a trick!
IT’S A FRAP(e)!
I am just going to guess that it was your account, if not I don’t understand why you would be mad. This is the best thing to do, you are dumb enough to leave yourself logged in so deal with it.
I think it’s called “empathy.” I don’t blame you for not knowing about it though; most people on the internet don’t.
That’s because the internet is full of a$$holes. But it’s not all bad. We have CAKE! *Trollface*
The cake is a lie!
But the cookies are true!
I wouldn’t eat the cookies, though. They go straight to your cache.
Aww, want a shoulder to cry on? if you don’t know by now, there is no such thing as privacy or security on a public resource. Let me guess you didn’t think that you had to log off just because it’s Facebook on a smartphone. IDIOTS.
U mad?
thanks for capitalizing could for me, i think it might have been a little confusing without it…
He’s been in an Apple store. Society will be better off without him.
If young middle class white males killed themselves every time they were called gay, they wouldn’t survive past middle school.
^Agree with Danny and jnb
Periods are usually followed by two spaces and a capital letter.but i’m sure you already knew that.you just want to be different.
uhm, one space and a capital letter.
Proper typing procedure is to hit the space button twice after you put in a period, question mark, or exclamation mark, then use a capital letter. It doesn’t really matter, though, as the internet tends to ignore this and automatically seems to shorten the spaces between sentences to one space.
epic
except…it’s not…
^i agree.
man tht guy in the apple store is jokes! hes so calm about the whole situation while the dad is shouting his ass off!! o lolled art it!! :L
I* lolled at* it whoopsies!! :L
Stphtlapltsantsltsteoftwjaihwpingnttwsabbtismwmib
Really ? I mean, that’s unexpected.
What did you say about my mother?
Something about a strap on? Sounds hot.
No, no… It’s an insult to his dad. She needs a strap on just to be able to touch his penis.
I have never thought done left before exactly as big tomorrow.
What’d you call me?
Thank you, Don Martin.
They’re gonna back trace you!
…To a computer…in an Apple store…that MANY people use?
why would you even log in to facebook in a public place to begin with… kids deserve this and more if they log in
I have a feeling that the consequences will never be the same
yep, he was being backtraced
This.
Internet police on route.
En route, dumb !@#$.
*Douchebag Alert*
I literally sprayed spit on my computers because of this! XD lolirl
“i’m gay” is the oldest frape in the book. i have a gay friend who got fraped to the tune of “just kidding about being gay, i was looking for attention” and i actually lold at that for some kind of trace of originality. lrn2humor.
I work in a computer lab, and I am constantly telling students “Don’t forget to log off, or else someone may do terrible, horrible things with your account!!”
When the idiots don’t listen, I don’t consider anything that happens to them to be “my fault” anymore. Especially when I do it.
That said… ushing it to imply someone is gay? That’s SO sixth-grade retard.
It’s much cooler to send threatening emails to a Federal office in their name…
Except you’ll get in trouble for sending threatening emails.
*THEY’LL* get in trouble. Their account was the one that sent it, after all.
See, I wish I had cool teachers like you in Alberta. Stupid Union.
Ahaha, you must be one of those rare awesome teachers.
try being gay… today!
Thank you
we’ve traced the call- it’s coming from INSIDE THE APPLE STORE!!! GET OUT!!!
Bahahaha. I love movie references…
I’m gay yet I still found this funny (albeit staged).
That’s hilarious!!!
I don’t know about anyone else, but if I, like an idiot, left my facebook logged in to a PUBLIC COMPUTER, I would laugh hysterically if someone did this. They could do worse, lol.
*Douchebag Alert*
lol something almost exactly like this happened to me…..Sucked alot.
All “Dad” needed was a “you dun goof’d!” comment and this would have tilted the “Obvious Fake Post is Obvious” Meter
repost
The police wouldn’t care. Why call them, do you really think they’ll help?
I’d like to know what the police would say. “We’re arresting you for… um… being on another person’s facebook?”
“Psst, sarge, is frape an offence?”
“Um… maybe..?”
U mad?
…. This is why I only use my failbook at home…. I try to you know…. live a LIFE when I’m outside the house…. not fret over who’s posted what online.
Hear hear!
Or you could be the teacher in my community who got caught having a relationship with a 14 year old student because he didn’t log out of FB on a coworker’s computer. Duh!
*neerly 15..
oh noez,
did apple back trace him
I think he was going for gay slut instead of just gay.
Actually the man was caught, and was banned from that mall
{{citation needed}}
prove it.
I’m thinking “no”.
Prove it.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Sarcasm/ joking?
rofl. this is amazing. i love it when parents freak out over something this small. ull never catch the kid and its not like u cant fix the facebook page. get the hell over it. lol but so funny
a friend and i did this at best buy once…we said something about sucking D___ and that they changed their phone number to one of our friend’s phone numbers…later that night we were with our friend and he got an angry call from the person’s mom saying she was only 13 and who would do such a thing and how could they hack her account? My friend and i decided to never tell our other friend…
Considering FB sends texts that you have to verify prior to changing a phone number on an account, I doubt that happened.
We didn’t officially change it. We just put a post saying “hey I changed my number. Text me yours at(phone number here)…” calm down homes. You dobt have to assume everything on the Internet is a lie…I mean…it’s not cake…
The guy at the apple store is a huge prick, but the dad overreacted a lot.
Hope that’s not the troll’s actual FB account, or they won’t even need to backtrace him.
If that were the case he would have trolled his own FB account and argued with his own father about it while pretending not to be himself. Does not make much sense.
It does if you want to make your dad look like he’s technologically inept and prone to over-reacting and overall just plain stupid…
Not something I would use my own facebook account for, but you never know.
how much you wanna bet it was an apple store employee?
He most likely have backtrace it.
SOMEONE CALL THE CYBER POLICE. This guy’s gonna have the Apple Store guys backtrace this. Consequences will never be the same.
Ah! The human race!
Wow.
Does that count as a crime?
Paging Dr. Killjoy…
He should have back-traced it. Then the cyber police would arrest that little punk.
They’re just being wussy’s.
One gay guy got stalked and almost had his reputation destroyed because of a government official. What did he do? He took it and stayed strong though the whole thing. If you get that offended by someone using gay as an insult, you’re kind of a wuss.
Also, most of these kids who are trying to kill themselves, are probably doing it for attention, since we martyr those who commit suicide.
A good reason to never access Facebook from a shared terminal.
Thank you for that piece of logic. I was thinking the same thing ever since I read the title.
or simply to remember to log off when you do
No, I think “not logging in to a public computer” is a better idea. What is so important that you just HAVE to log into Facebook from a public computer for?
“I am at an Apple store! I AM COOL!!!”
lololololol
Or simply use Private Browsing before you start, and quit Safari when you’re done.
HE DUN GOOF’D UP!
WIFEY CONTACT’D DA CYBER POLICE!
The person specifically said that he found the account in the Apple Store so that everyone would know that it was a joke and the account owner could delete the posts. If he really wanted to be mean, he would have done something more subtle.
Consequences will NEVER be the same!!!
C-C-C-C-Combobreaker!
lol fail?
yeah, pedophilia is always such a hoot!!! hahahahah…what??
You’re new to this internet thing aren’t you?
It is obvious that I’m not the only one reminded of Jessi Slaughter’s dad.
Damn, this SCREAMS “U DUN GOOF’D”. Soon as I read the dad’s first post- RUN GUIZE HE’SA GONNA CALL THE CYBER POLICE!!!!!11!1!1!!
I think consequences will never be the same for this guy.
Step 1: go to a bar or a public place like a restaraunt with your friends.
Step 2: Wait for someone to go to the bathroom or go get their food and leave their cell phone on the table. (can be anyone, in or out of your friend group. Better if it is out.)
Step 3: walk over, pick up the cell phone, and send a text message to all contacts saying “why havn’t we had sex yet?” then put the phone down and walk back to your seat.
Step 4: Watch as the phone starts to vibrate on the table constantly as the replies come rushing in.
Step 5: Watch the priceless expression on the person’s face when they get back and look at their new messages.
100 points for Slytherin!
lol…. priceless
The kid should have logged out, and that dad is insane, but man, people will take any chance to be malicious. o_x
great work!
I think we’re all missing that the jokester could actually be in trouble, especially if the account being abused belonged to a minor. The Apple Store undoubtedly had security cameras and the IP address could be traced to find which computer was being used. If the father really wanted to pursue this, it wouldn’t be that hard to identify the offender.
hahahahha this is the funniest one i’ve ever seen. that’s such a parent thing to say too. i don’t see how it would be illegal to use someone elses account, especially if they didn’t hack to get on the account. but i don’t care if he actually got consequences..
Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password.
Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password.
I assume he would need the current password for that.
Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password
Reason #4782 that FB is a bad idea. People being logged in everywhere all the time is ridiculous and not knowing enough to log out is like leaving your car unlocked with the keys in it.
The person who steals your car is wrong, moraly. But you are dumb, eternally.
absolutely right,
i taught one of my friends the same lesson
so effing true
hahaha, I wish I could see all the profile changes though.
what a fun. ….must go more often in public internet cafes and look for some stupid people accounts
nice idea
come on its fun. sad but true: the fittest survive, darwin – you would have so much fun in this time today
Hes gonna get backtraced
fake and gay
u know u mad
I’m amazed the dad on this one didn’t say “I’m going to get all the keyboards in the store fingerprinted to find you!”
What a muppet hahahaha
And fair play to the person who found the laptop with the Facebook logged in – it could have been so much worse (and yet so much funnier) …
Man, that is just awesome.
Strategy: send angry messages from portable device, keeping hacker interested in arguing. Drive car to Apple store, while periodically provoking said individual with Dad troll rage! Arrive, while still pretending to be at home on portable device. Walk into Apple store with baseball bat visible, tap hacker douche on shoulder. Reaction is horrific, Fun ensues.
You dun goofed :3
I back traced it!
I’ve done it several times. they need to learn how to log off their facebook account
Trolling is so fun. They do know that they could potentially be destroying a relationship with that, right?
Because Nick’s girlfriend might be too stupid to understand what the “don’t know how to sign out” part means?
It happens all the time, ppl who offends other ppl in websites are nerds. They fight virtually, they argue, but never had the balls to talk face to face coz they are cowards. Mostly this falls into ppl with alot degree and masters and spend their miserable life working with a computer…..hhahahahahaha
You seem pretty retarded. You must be from Italy.
LOL… apple store..
It’s not a big deal, I know; and the dad overreacted. However I dont get why this isn’t on here, it’s nowhere close to being funny.
i hope that punk dies
PFFFFFFFFFFTT Who uses the computers at the Apple Store for FB anymore anyway? Don’t y’all got dem fandangled Smartie Phones or summit?
;] heh.
Must be american. People sue everyone for everything!
So, like…if it wasn’t staged, it should be fairly simply for the ‘dad’ to track down the one who did this. Apparently, there are security camera’s. So, why couldn’t they simply back-track and find the one that the fathers kid was using before he left, and fast-forward it to the time-stamp on the facebook message, and check the computer that the kid had used before leaving.
Seems fairly simple and easy enough. That is, of course, if the entire thing is not staged.
hahahahahahaahhaahaa i laughed like hell “Get out of my son’s account! PUNK!!” HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG