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  1. /0 says:

    Looks just a LITTLE staged.

    • PGies says:

      Well maybe, but that sort of thing happens all the time.

      Hell one of my hobbies now that I found out about free internet at the apple store is messing wtih people’s accounts

      posting nonsense, deleting private messages, clearing the friends list

      it’s all good

      • Paksta says:

        i get it. that’s funny, because they’re like not expecting it at all! and then it’s like, pow! nerds revenge! lmao. No wonder you’re posing here for the applause with gems like that up your sleeve.

      • Jane says:

        Wow… Life’s sad when you’re alone, huh?

        Their B for being forgetful; your massive issues being played out from there on..

        • TStartTrim says:

          Nah, nah. People like him serve a critical role in society. Semi-harmless tampering teaches people not to be so painfully irresponsible…in theory.

          • Jane says:

            It says a lot that he enjoys doing this, instead of just logging out of shht.

            Everyone forgets now and again, and while personal responsibility IS important, it’s also no one’s personal responsibility to punish others in that situation.

            It’s just sad. I didn’t even attack him, just pointed out that actions speak pretty loud sometimes.

            • Meh... says:

              Think of it this way…
              If there never is any punishment for forgetting stupid stuff like not signing out of your FB page, then people are going to more worse stupid stuff. Such as forgetting their keys in public places or leaving other vauables to be stolen.

              It’s a stupid mistake, sure, but it teaches a lesson.

              • OK says:

                My lawyer will also gladly teach a lesson to those who use my FB account if I ever forget to log out of it on a public computer =)

                I don’t see how using someone’s FB account because they forgot to log out is any different from withdrawing money from their bank account when they forget their card in the ATM. Or stealing their car if they ever forget their keys somewhere.
                I mean, the harm may not be the same, but the principle is.

            • cebuspoop says:

              it’s just FB. not like stealing credit card #s or stalking or telling tweenies that Bebber is a trannie

              • cebuspoop says:

                Beebere

                • FTMTrans says:

                  Why is being a trans person so horrible? And why should that be a threat. There is nothing wrong with Trans people.

                  • Kuroro says:

                    cause tweenies idolize the beaver like a goddess or something

                  • Anon says:

                    If there was nothing wrong with being trans then you wouldn’t be spending tens of thousands of dollars trying to make yourself into something you aren’t.

                    QED

                    • bitbot says:

                      Good grief

                    • Have a thought says:

                      *making yourself something you ARE

                      • Antelieris says:

                        *Mutilating yourself in order to become something you think you should be.

                        • Sarrita says:

                          This entire conversation is amusing. Thanks guys.

                        • Paperchase says:

                          Tell it to people who get boob jobs, penis extensions, personal trainers, piercings and tattoos, grandma, they’ll tell you it’s none of your damn business too.

                        • seekee says:

                          *… or just wearing the appropriate clothes/hairstyles/attitudes, none of which has to mean surgery. Not that plenty of other people don’t also ‘mutilate’ themselves for far more shallow reasons, right?

                        • Antelieris says:

                          Trolling successful, and no one wound up with a wand in their nose. Today has been very productive ;D.

                        • Kate says:

                          Clearly you enjoy mouthing off about things that you clearly don’t understand. If you don’t know what you are talking about, then don’t bother adding to the conversation. You have made yourself seem so completely ignorant and vapid.

                        • Antelieris says:

                          U mad?

                          I know two transexuals. I know about this stuff. I just wanted to troll some people :P . I think I was successful.

                    • ZJ Ott says:

                      You don’t need to spend tens of thousands of dollars. I can buy a strap on, bind my chest, and wear the guys clothes I already own and be the guy I always knew I was. Costs me under 100 dollars. T and surgery and so on aren’t needed to transition for everyone.

                      And if you’re so set in your idea that Trans people are “wrong”, stop hiding behind “Anon” and state your name. Have some balls.

                  • Joe Mama says:

                    Yes there are. Most Trans Am lovers are guys with mullets who wear wife beater shirts and drink Nattie light.

                  • Lola says:

                    agreed… i hate when people say things like that… i mean sure… we arnt exactly enviable… but at the same time thats like calling someone an amputee… is that realy a good insult? no… it just makes you look stupid…

                    • Bhavani says:

                      It’s because people with “problems” that aren’t visible and are deemed to be purely “in their head” make easier targets. Of course no one thinks making fun of an amputee is cool. But it’s easier for people to see that an amputee doesn’t choose to be an amputee. When it comes to psychology, people are less trusting of that fact.
                      Then again there are those odd few that do choose to be amputees. But again, that is also a psychological issue.
                      I’m rambling.
                      Bottom line is, being trans is something that is not visibly evident, therefore 1. it provides much more of a shock factor (most amputees are pretty obviously amputees, you don’t hear many accusations of people secretly being amputees) and 2. as it’s not a physical condition, people tend to regard it as a “lifestyle choice” and are much more likely to misunderstand. They’re not in your head and most of them are too ignorant and selfish to want to be.
                      /rambling

                    • Confused says:

                      You know what else makes you look stupid? Run-on sentences…peppered…with ellipses…

              • OK says:

                Let me tell you this: my friends can access some of my personal info on FB. If they forget to log out of FB on a public computer, they jeopardize my info. If you browse through their account, you also jeopardize it. As far as I’m concerned you share responsibility with my friend. Your share is even bigger because your actions were not an accident.

                • ReemZ says:

                  Jeopardise your personal info? Like what, your credit card number?
                  Seriously, you’re making it sound a lot worse than it is, and what information you share with whom on FB is solely your responsibility.

          • crystabella says:

            well written!

      • I r smart says:

        I almost pity your existence.

      • Mj says:

        You jerk. I would be so mad if all my facebook stuff was deleted!!!!

      • Palmer says:

        Yeah it happens frequently. Go to any phone store at the mall or computer store and You’ll probably see at least one person that stayed signed in on their Facebook… I know this because I’ve gone and done things like this to people who stay signed on at stores like this. ;)

      • Kweezy157 says:

        I lost the game.

      • SpookyStreetlight says:

        i used to do that when i played roblox… stealing people’s accounts= fun fun fun

    • campby says:

      i agree :S

  2. spudflight says:

    But what if he calls the cyber police?

  3. they call me fluffy says:

    this is old

  4. Mr. Hat says:

    Consequences will NEVER be the same

  5. Meh says:

    do you think the Apple police are the same ones as the Farmville police?

  6. silvr says:

    Wish the Dad COULD find the little a$$hole and stomp him into the ground!!!

  7. oh hot jam says:

    man tht guy in the apple store is jokes! hes so calm about the whole situation while the dad is shouting his ass off!! o lolled art it!! :L

  8. oh hot jam says:

    I* lolled at* it whoopsies!! :L

  9. Foqubotdog says:

    Stphtlapltsantsltsteoftwjaihwpingnttwsabbtismwmib

  10. ravgames says:

    Thank you, Don Martin.

  11. EuroTrish says:

    They’re gonna back trace you!

  12. gork gork says:

    why would you even log in to facebook in a public place to begin with… kids deserve this and more if they log in

  13. Xellosak says:

    I have a feeling that the consequences will never be the same

  14. JustSayin says:

    *Douchebag Alert*

  15. HighDefinition says:

    I literally sprayed spit on my computers because of this! XD lolirl

  16. gem says:

    “i’m gay” is the oldest frape in the book. i have a gay friend who got fraped to the tune of “just kidding about being gay, i was looking for attention” and i actually lold at that for some kind of trace of originality. lrn2humor.

  17. slaggingham says:

    I work in a computer lab, and I am constantly telling students “Don’t forget to log off, or else someone may do terrible, horrible things with your account!!”

    When the idiots don’t listen, I don’t consider anything that happens to them to be “my fault” anymore. Especially when I do it.

    That said… ushing it to imply someone is gay? That’s SO sixth-grade retard.

    It’s much cooler to send threatening emails to a Federal office in their name…

  18. Seiche says:

    try being gay… today!

  19. cebuspoop says:

    we’ve traced the call- it’s coming from INSIDE THE APPLE STORE!!! GET OUT!!!

  20. int says:

    I’m gay yet I still found this funny (albeit staged).

  21. Anon says:

    That’s hilarious!!!
    I don’t know about anyone else, but if I, like an idiot, left my facebook logged in to a PUBLIC COMPUTER, I would laugh hysterically if someone did this. They could do worse, lol.

  22. otis jay says:

    *Douchebag Alert*

  23. rawr says:

    lol something almost exactly like this happened to me…..Sucked alot.

  24. All “Dad” needed was a “you dun goof’d!” comment and this would have tilted the “Obvious Fake Post is Obvious” Meter

  25. Tamemister says:

    repost

  26. hold on says:

    The police wouldn’t care. Why call them, do you really think they’ll help?

  27. Bob says:

    I’d like to know what the police would say. “We’re arresting you for… um… being on another person’s facebook?”
    “Psst, sarge, is frape an offence?”
    “Um… maybe..?”

  28. Trollololol says:

    U mad?

  29. That Guy over there says:

    …. This is why I only use my failbook at home…. I try to you know…. live a LIFE when I’m outside the house…. not fret over who’s posted what online.

  30. Or you could be the teacher in my community who got caught having a relationship with a 14 year old student because he didn’t log out of FB on a coworker’s computer. Duh!

  31. XD says:

    oh noez,
    did apple back trace him

  32. Kat says:

    I think he was going for gay slut instead of just gay.

  33. booger says:

    Actually the man was caught, and was banned from that mall

  34. hollie says:

    rofl. this is amazing. i love it when parents freak out over something this small. ull never catch the kid and its not like u cant fix the facebook page. get the hell over it. lol but so funny

  35. liz says:

    a friend and i did this at best buy once…we said something about sucking D___ and that they changed their phone number to one of our friend’s phone numbers…later that night we were with our friend and he got an angry call from the person’s mom saying she was only 13 and who would do such a thing and how could they hack her account? My friend and i decided to never tell our other friend…

    • Keinichn says:

      Considering FB sends texts that you have to verify prior to changing a phone number on an account, I doubt that happened.

      • liz says:

        We didn’t officially change it. We just put a post saying “hey I changed my number. Text me yours at(phone number here)…” calm down homes. You dobt have to assume everything on the Internet is a lie…I mean…it’s not cake…

  36. asdf says:

    The guy at the apple store is a huge prick, but the dad overreacted a lot.

  37. tea says:

    Hope that’s not the troll’s actual FB account, or they won’t even need to backtrace him.

    • Locce says:

      If that were the case he would have trolled his own FB account and argued with his own father about it while pretending not to be himself. Does not make much sense.

      • Relyks1988 says:

        It does if you want to make your dad look like he’s technologically inept and prone to over-reacting and overall just plain stupid…
        Not something I would use my own facebook account for, but you never know.

  38. kristina says:

    how much you wanna bet it was an apple store employee?

  39. ugh says:

    He most likely have backtrace it.

  40. SOMEONE CALL THE CYBER POLICE. This guy’s gonna have the Apple Store guys backtrace this. Consequences will never be the same.

  41. ninja, please says:

    Ah! The human race!

  42. Joshua says:

    Wow.
    Does that count as a crime?

  43. Tasha says:

    Paging Dr. Killjoy…

  44. zac says:

    He should have back-traced it. Then the cyber police would arrest that little punk.

  45. Onasariel says:

    They’re just being wussy’s.

    One gay guy got stalked and almost had his reputation destroyed because of a government official. What did he do? He took it and stayed strong though the whole thing. If you get that offended by someone using gay as an insult, you’re kind of a wuss.

    Also, most of these kids who are trying to kill themselves, are probably doing it for attention, since we martyr those who commit suicide.

  46. KarmikCykle says:

    A good reason to never access Facebook from a shared terminal.

  47. DamonPlz says:

    HE DUN GOOF’D UP!
    WIFEY CONTACT’D DA CYBER POLICE!

  48. A sapient raccoon says:

    The person specifically said that he found the account in the Apple Store so that everyone would know that it was a joke and the account owner could delete the posts. If he really wanted to be mean, he would have done something more subtle.

  49. Cpt. Obvious says:

    Consequences will NEVER be the same!!!

  50. K8sMum says:

    yeah, pedophilia is always such a hoot!!! hahahahah…what??

  51. Cloymax says:

    It is obvious that I’m not the only one reminded of Jessi Slaughter’s dad.

  52. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT says:

    Damn, this SCREAMS “U DUN GOOF’D”. Soon as I read the dad’s first post- RUN GUIZE HE’SA GONNA CALL THE CYBER POLICE!!!!!11!1!1!!

  53. Viridianscarab says:

    Step 1: go to a bar or a public place like a restaraunt with your friends.
    Step 2: Wait for someone to go to the bathroom or go get their food and leave their cell phone on the table. (can be anyone, in or out of your friend group. Better if it is out.)
    Step 3: walk over, pick up the cell phone, and send a text message to all contacts saying “why havn’t we had sex yet?” then put the phone down and walk back to your seat.
    Step 4: Watch as the phone starts to vibrate on the table constantly as the replies come rushing in.
    Step 5: Watch the priceless expression on the person’s face when they get back and look at their new messages.

  54. dagraisdumb says:

    The kid should have logged out, and that dad is insane, but man, people will take any chance to be malicious. o_x

  55. caiman says:

    great work!

  56. PolyTicks says:

    I think we’re all missing that the jokester could actually be in trouble, especially if the account being abused belonged to a minor. The Apple Store undoubtedly had security cameras and the IP address could be traced to find which computer was being used. If the father really wanted to pursue this, it wouldn’t be that hard to identify the offender.

  57. Colorless says:

    hahahahha this is the funniest one i’ve ever seen. that’s such a parent thing to say too. i don’t see how it would be illegal to use someone elses account, especially if they didn’t hack to get on the account. but i don’t care if he actually got consequences.. :P

  58. DeeDee R says:

    Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password.

  59. TROLL says:

    Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password.

  60. troll2 says:

    Even cooler would be for the cyber stalker to change the FB login password

  61. TRH says:

    Reason #4782 that FB is a bad idea. People being logged in everywhere all the time is ridiculous and not knowing enough to log out is like leaving your car unlocked with the keys in it.

    The person who steals your car is wrong, moraly. But you are dumb, eternally.

  62. shayne says:

    hahaha, I wish I could see all the profile changes though.

  63. euman says:

    what a fun. ….must go more often in public internet cafes and look for some stupid people accounts :-) nice idea

    come on its fun. sad but true: the fittest survive, darwin – you would have so much fun in this time today

  64. zzzzz says:

    Hes gonna get backtraced

  65. PatMx says:

    fake and gay

  66. Yeti says:

    u know u mad

    • CaptainChaos says:

      I’m amazed the dad on this one didn’t say “I’m going to get all the keyboards in the store fingerprinted to find you!”
      What a muppet hahahaha
      And fair play to the person who found the laptop with the Facebook logged in – it could have been so much worse (and yet so much funnier) …

  67. AngelofMusic says:

    Man, that is just awesome.

  68. ebondefender says:

    Strategy: send angry messages from portable device, keeping hacker interested in arguing. Drive car to Apple store, while periodically provoking said individual with Dad troll rage! Arrive, while still pretending to be at home on portable device. Walk into Apple store with baseball bat visible, tap hacker douche on shoulder. Reaction is horrific, Fun ensues. :D

  69. laceyy:O says:

    You dun goofed :3

  70. shihomt says:

    I’ve done it several times. they need to learn how to log off their facebook account

  71. Gretgor says:

    Trolling is so fun. They do know that they could potentially be destroying a relationship with that, right?

  72. kendrick says:

    It happens all the time, ppl who offends other ppl in websites are nerds. They fight virtually, they argue, but never had the balls to talk face to face coz they are cowards. Mostly this falls into ppl with alot degree and masters and spend their miserable life working with a computer…..hhahahahahaha

  73. Slayerking says:

    LOL… apple store..

  74. Sparrow says:

    It’s not a big deal, I know; and the dad overreacted. However I dont get why this isn’t on here, it’s nowhere close to being funny.

  75. rrrrrrrr says:

    i hope that punk dies

  76. Swaywithme says:

    PFFFFFFFFFFTT Who uses the computers at the Apple Store for FB anymore anyway? Don’t y’all got dem fandangled Smartie Phones or summit?

    ;] heh.

  77. Flurgon says:

    Must be american. People sue everyone for everything!

  78. Ganseki says:

    So, like…if it wasn’t staged, it should be fairly simply for the ‘dad’ to track down the one who did this. Apparently, there are security camera’s. So, why couldn’t they simply back-track and find the one that the fathers kid was using before he left, and fast-forward it to the time-stamp on the facebook message, and check the computer that the kid had used before leaving.

    Seems fairly simple and easy enough. That is, of course, if the entire thing is not staged.

  79. markus says:

    hahahahahahaahhaahaa i laughed like hell “Get out of my son’s account! PUNK!!” HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG


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