The heat from your body, and the friction from the wallet makes them go bad very quickly. Its fine if you’re going to use it that night, but you shouldn’t keep them there for long periods of time.
I wasn’t talking in a literal sense, I was talking in ANY sense.
A woman can figuratively be in your wallet when she is spending your money. A firework never does any of those four things in any sense whatsoever.
If you don’t agree, perhaps you can explain to me what it means if someone were to say “Oh, check it out, that firework is totally hugging… and it’s totally making everything bright”.
Yes, I’m quite well aware of the term personification.
But it doesn’t work in this sense. A “kissing” firework means nothing. What does it mean when a firework “hugs”? Nothing!
A firework could blossom, or sparkle, or something like that… but you can’t say that a firework “hugs” (well, you can, but it doesn’t mean anything, and certainly doesn’t help describe the situation)
“2) When comparing things in similes or metaphors, they’re never exactly the same, anyway.”
Yeah, fair enough… but they have to make some kind of sense.
If you were to say “My woman spends more time in my wallet than on my d!ck”, you’d know it meant “She spends more time spending my money than having sex with me”.
If you were to say “That firework was really angry” you could probably assume they meant that the firework that just went off was very loud and exploded violently… However, if you were to say “Man, I saw the best fireworks display last night – they were kissing and hugging all over the place” No one would know what that actually meant?
Basically, “Kissing”, “Hugging” etc are not commonly used terms to describe actual firework actions.
Bull. Women use sex to control men. If men were “better at sex,” as you say, women would still fight it in order to maintain a certain amount of control.
nethier sex for money, nor sex for favours constitutes a “relationship”. The point to dating for some people is to build their relationship with one another. if you are only interested in sex, you do not want a relationship; you just want sex. Moreover, because you want sex and not a relationship, you are more likely going to end up with women who do not value you, but want either the pleasure you give or money you have. nothing in life is free, and you are getting what you wanted – why are you complaining then?
Yup. A bunch of words on the internet can totally be used to figure out whether one has taken their pants of for someone else or not. Good job figuring out the formula needed for that.
Not necessarily. I think most women prefer their men to be at least as tall as they are, if not taller. And before someone screams at me that not ALL women are like that, that’s why I said most, so spare me. LoL
You shouldn’t keep condoms in your wallet.
What! Not another rule I don’t understand but will now begin following after hearing it on the internet.
The heat from your body, and the friction from the wallet makes them go bad very quickly. Its fine if you’re going to use it that night, but you shouldn’t keep them there for long periods of time.
Go 7th grade health class =)
I’m so fortunate they never get used.
^ foreveralone
^Win
It’s a good thing that d-bags who keep condoms in their wallets never get laid then, eh?
It’s not a good thing that blood-sucking greedy evil women are sucking their money away without paying back.
Wait, do we suck away your blood–or your money. Cause I normally suck away other things from my boyfriends, but I don’t think they want it back.
Don’t worry, I’m sure that if you ever date a football player he’d love to have it back. It’ll remind him of good times with his team mates.
WIN, TIMES. 5 MILLION. O.O
Why is that a douche-bag thing? It’s incredibly convenient. Where else are you going to put your condoms when on the go?
Your pocket?
^ Agreed, you should use em, not store em
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZZZZZZINNGGG !
Yeah, I totally lol’d.
^WIN
^FAIL REPLY
^Win
^FAIL REPLY
he was saying the post (the condom part) is a win
^Urinating.
^FAIL OBSERVATION
^BOOBS!
Pics or it never happened O_o
[Insert manboobs]
[Like said picture]
Im not from Africa!!!
No wonder that dude it bitter about gals.
He doesn’t get laid enough, and he always have extra condom…
I instantly thought of a girl when I saw “Gabe”.
Have you heard of Penny arcade?
You are on the Arcade forums too?
My puppy dog smiles with his tail.
This is definitely the best thing i have heard on failbook
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Karissa’s metaphor is lame anyway.
Fireworks can’t kiss, hug, get angry or be happy, so it just doesn’t work.
and if they glow, yer doin it wrong
well they DO glow, when they’re ON FIRE… so she has that part right at least… nothing else though
Yay Radioactive Ladies FTW!
true, but there is one similarity, there’s always a dud or two in the pack
also, both brighten up the night when they’re ON FIRE!
… and are obnoxiously loud
last time i checked a woman can’t physically be in your wallet anyway so you argument is invalid
Last I checked, you can use metaphors within metaphors, so your argument is invalid.
I wasn’t talking in a literal sense, I was talking in ANY sense.
A woman can figuratively be in your wallet when she is spending your money. A firework never does any of those four things in any sense whatsoever.
If you don’t agree, perhaps you can explain to me what it means if someone were to say “Oh, check it out, that firework is totally hugging… and it’s totally making everything bright”.
It’s called personification…….
Yes, I’m quite well aware of the term personification.
But it doesn’t work in this sense. A “kissing” firework means nothing. What does it mean when a firework “hugs”? Nothing!
A firework could blossom, or sparkle, or something like that… but you can’t say that a firework “hugs” (well, you can, but it doesn’t mean anything, and certainly doesn’t help describe the situation)
1) It’s not a metaphor, it’s a simile.
2) When comparing things in similes or metaphors, they’re never exactly the same, anyway.
Gah, meant to say that my first point was just me being nitpicky. Oh well.
“2) When comparing things in similes or metaphors, they’re never exactly the same, anyway.”
Yeah, fair enough… but they have to make some kind of sense.
If you were to say “My woman spends more time in my wallet than on my d!ck”, you’d know it meant “She spends more time spending my money than having sex with me”.
If you were to say “That firework was really angry” you could probably assume they meant that the firework that just went off was very loud and exploded violently… However, if you were to say “Man, I saw the best fireworks display last night – they were kissing and hugging all over the place” No one would know what that actually meant?
Basically, “Kissing”, “Hugging” etc are not commonly used terms to describe actual firework actions.
I think she deserved that after all the blowing smoke up her a$$.
*that
I disagree with Karissa. I’d never f*ck a firework.
BOOM roasted
Normally I’d be offended by Gabe’s comment, but it made way more sense than Karissa’s and she deserved it anyway. What a stupid status update.
good job lightening up
Yaaaay misogyny! Yaaaaay!
on Karissa’s part for comparing women to something you’re encouraged to set on fire?
Well, it really IS pretty misogynistic, even if it’s kinda funny.
Is it misogynistic if the female in question totally warrants it? Maybe it’s not misogynistic as much as it is . . . miskarissistic. o.O
If men were better at sex then they would not have to buy us stuff.
Bull. Women use sex to control men. If men were “better at sex,” as you say, women would still fight it in order to maintain a certain amount of control.
Last i checked two people have sex, maybe the guy is doing it right and you are doing it wrong?
I notice you don’t dispute the premises, however.
I noticed that, too.
nethier sex for money, nor sex for favours constitutes a “relationship”. The point to dating for some people is to build their relationship with one another. if you are only interested in sex, you do not want a relationship; you just want sex. Moreover, because you want sex and not a relationship, you are more likely going to end up with women who do not value you, but want either the pleasure you give or money you have. nothing in life is free, and you are getting what you wanted – why are you complaining then?
^Debate WIN
I agree completely.
^Comment Win
somehow i can tell you have never gotten laid.
Yup. A bunch of words on the internet can totally be used to figure out whether one has taken their pants of for someone else or not. Good job figuring out the formula needed for that.
Because douches never get laid, amirite?
Wrong logic there, they probably get ‘laid’ plenty. They just don’t get into decent relationships.
I like how Gabe’s comment’s got 3.5 times the number of likes of the original post.
Your fiancee must be handy.
fail comment
Men are like fish; The little ones you those back, The medium ones you eat and the big ones you mount.
Analogy fail. You’re referring to a part of the male, not the whole man.
Not necessarily. I think most women prefer their men to be at least as tall as they are, if not taller. And before someone screams at me that not ALL women are like that, that’s why I said most, so spare me.
LoL
so women eat medium sized men?
I’m medium sized!
I’m tall. Will you mount me?
*throw
so all you care about is penis size.god your’e a dumb@ss
Oh sweet irony.
*You’re.
Girls are like fireworks: they’re illegal to buy.
^oh god win!
Girls are NOT like fireworks. I’ve never had the same firework go off half a dozen times in a row.
BURNED!!!
Marriage is like a deck of cards, at first all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end all you want is a club and a spade.
Best comment in group prize!