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Classic: Busted by the Boss

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  1. Anon. says:

    LIKE A BOSS

  2. Bob says:

    anyone else totally read that in Darth Vader’s voice?

  3. Ben says:

    Boss’ not boss’s….

    • PX173 says:

      No. You only do that if the next word starts with ‘s’.

      • Matai says:

        Actually as long as it is singular, it will always have ‘s, no matter how many ‘s’s there are before or after. “My boss’s super shadow somehow solicits something sinister.” However, the plural would change that. “My bosses’ super shadows somehow solicit something sinister.”

        • Drongo says:

          ^^^^^^
          Bate’s'es.

        • PX173 says:

          Not in my country.

        • Kuroro says:

          Actually, you ONLY add the ‘s when you want to contract “is” to the end of the word… in this case, you would be saying “My boss is super shadow somehow solicits something sinister”… which makes no sense. As such, it would have to be boss’

          • Max Stone says:

            In the case of singular pronoun, you put ‘s after the word (unless the pronoun is it, in which case you don’t put an ‘.

            If the pronoun is plural, you put ‘s after the pronoun if the pronoun doesn’t end with s. If it does, you just put an ‘ at the end.

            So:

            — Singular —
            Boss’s = possessed by the Boss
            Its = possessed by it

            — Multiple —
            Bosses’ = possessed by the bosses
            Ladies’ = possessed by the ladies
            Women’s = possessed by the women

            It’s = Contraction of it is

          • Ry says:

            “The dog’s bone is missing”.

            So I guess that translates to “The dog is bone is missing”?

            You’re a FAIL.

    • Ry says:

      Wrong. You only add an apostrophe to the end of the possessive word if it is plural. If it is singular, it’s still ‘s.

      Jesus is still Jesus’s. If you want to say that your two cats toys are missing, you would say “The cats’ toys are missing” since cats is plural in that case.

  4. CrazyKiwi says:

    This is stupid.

  5. PX173 says:

    Breath LIKE A BOSS!

  6. Marike says:

    “Use the force…”

  7. Some Guy says:

    That thread was so full of WIN, it belongs on the WIN page

  8. 2HOT4U says:

    There must have been a mistake when posting this failbook because they forgot to the put in the part that was actually funny.

  9. Coyotekitty says:

    More proof that Darth Vader is awesome.

  10. Medardus says:

    /nerdmode on

    Admiral Ozzel is the guy that got choked via telepresence. You know, “he’s as clumsy as he is stupid” right before Captain Piett gets a promotion?

    General Veers is the “the shield will be down in moments, my lord. You may start your landing.”

    /nerdmode off

    Still pretty funny if not technically accurate.

  11. nevah says:

    It’s so funny… I see Drongo commenting on as many posts as possible so that someone would feed this troll… but I’m happy that finally failbookers know better :)

  12. Zach says:

    Totally fake.

  13. laura says:

    I didn’t read the people’s names so I thought this was a real post at first, and that some real person was at work complaining about their boss. Then I was like “wait why is one of them named Darth Vader?”
    /herpderp

  14. Scott says:

    You have failbooked me for the last time, Admiral.

  15. nerdmode ON says:

    /nerdmode off?

    RRIIIIIIGGGGHT….

  16. MsBuzz says:

    I didn’t realize that this was a Star Wars joke. But when I read the status message I left out loud. Maybe because it seems like some people breathe really loudly and it sounds just like that.

    I laughed before I realized it was a star wars joke character pun thing.

  17. TrekkieChick says:

    XD WIN.

    • Thalia says:

      Even though you’re a Trekkie Chick? Kudos, I always knew that the two fandoms could get along. I’m living proof: my mom’s a Trekker and my dad loves Star Wars.

  18. Kiara says:

    I hate how people type their stuttering. “my.. my lord” bleh

  19. subtletrollissubtle says:

    i find your lack of privacy disturbing.

  20. WittyScreenName says:

    Anyone else think these type things are getting old on here?

  21. dusgraceful says:

    This is at least two years old

  22. Steve says:

    If you can choke someone in a different ship, don’t you think you could type on their keyboard too? I don’t see why Vader is finding this so difficult. In fact, I could qedfdbn.,/

    YOUR INTERNET TROLLING IS NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE FORCE!

  23. teh d00che – Presidon’t of teh Internetz says:

    The force is strong with this one.

  24. snagli says:

    you know what i always found funny? in Dutch, moff (or mof) is a word used to describe nazis. and since the empire is pretty nazi-like, i always laughed.

  25. Morgan says:

    So Im guessing at least half of you play Wow<3

  26. Helen says:

    Grand Moff Tarkin is such an asskisser.


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