No, he’s (she’s?) actually grammatically correct; “nay” is simply another word for “not,” making the sentence say, “There is not a smidgen of Comic Sans.” Granted, “nary” would have been less confusing, but “nay” is in fact correct.
One time like 7 people I know changed their FB names to the same name. Fortunately they didn’t change their profile pics so you could still tell who was who. (Maria didn’t really look like a “Mike” haha)
Ah, a copy of the image that I can actually read. If I’d seen this before I spent several minutes peering at the horribly compressed image above, maybe I’d hate Failbook slightly less now.
They forgot “Obnoxious ‘Born Again’ Christian posting Bible verses every day, who never posts anything about their actual lives.” I have two or three people like that.
Only reason I don’t hide their posts is because they’re family who lives far away, and they might actually post something meaningful that happens where they’re at.
I got in a discussion with somone posting “jesus is awsome”, I responded that he is dead, another christian came an said “yes he was dead, but then he came back”
I think we should kill al religious people. think about it.
My favorite friend-that’s-a-girl is kinda like that. She often posts the most ridiculous Bible quotes, but usually she says very short and vague statuses like “Beachhhhhhhh” (or any variation using multiple of any of the letters in a word) or “(insert restaurant name here)!”, which annoys me as well.
I know the vague for attention one. “I’m feeling so bad right now!” “aww bbz whts up?” “I don’t want to talk about it.”… then why post it?
Also, one of the events should be an invite to a club from the person who gets paid to send invites to everyone in their friends list and get commission. >_<
OMG yes. ‘Vaguebooking’ is the worst offense, in my book. The whole”I can’t believe it’s happening!” then a smiley face. And then people actually FALL for it and ‘beg’ for the details! “What is it, doll?” “Don’t leave us hanging!” “I hope it’s great!”. …all that BS.
Why do Jasmine and Jen have the same profile pics :/
cause they’re twin duh
indeed they are
im guessing martha and victor are a thing, cause they have the same pic too.
“They’re twin”?
Implying that they are, infact, the same person with two profiles? Or two profiles with the same person. Or the same person with the same profile tw…
Oh, dear. I’ve broken my brain.
Because whoever made this is bad at drawing people.
They’re people?!
They sort of look like teacups and kettles. Also, Comic Sans? Really?
You, sir, fail. There is nay a smidgen of Comic Sans.
There also should be nay (do you mean “neigh”? That doesn’t look right.) a smidgen of Texan. But then there’s you……………..
No, he’s (she’s?) actually grammatically correct; “nay” is simply another word for “not,” making the sentence say, “There is not a smidgen of Comic Sans.” Granted, “nary” would have been less confusing, but “nay” is in fact correct.
Signed,
A fellow genuine Texan
I’m glad I amused you. *hattip*
“Nay” is the correct word. “Neigh” is (according to all those toys) the sound horses make.
It’s called laCartoonerie. FAIL.
http://www.dafont.com/lacartoonerie.font
Being a typography expert FAIL.
because Martha has the same profile picture as Victor
Do you not have people on your friends list who do that? Two or three of them have exactly the same picture just to confuse you.
One time like 7 people I know changed their FB names to the same name. Fortunately they didn’t change their profile pics so you could still tell who was who. (Maria didn’t really look like a “Mike” haha)
You have some WEIRD/dumb friends……………
or when a bunch of people all list each other as siblings when they clearly are NOT! wtf?
Wish they’d provide a link to an image that was big enough to actually read. The blurs look interesting – I want to know more.
ctrl+scroll wheel…. it makes the image larger… but with a small computer screen or bad eyesight, even that won’t help.
Depends on the image quality, too.
The image quality is average. Zooming should work so long as you have good eyes.
It upsets me they don’t even give credit where it’s due. This is a comic from the Doghouse Diaries. http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/
Agreed.
Also, Doghouse Diaries rocks!
meh.
Awsome =)
Is there a “not-completely-screwed-up-by-jpg-compression version” anywhere?
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
Ah, a copy of the image that I can actually read. If I’d seen this before I spent several minutes peering at the horribly compressed image above, maybe I’d hate Failbook slightly less now.
How odd, I didn’t have any trouble reading the above image. Masturbation really does cause blindness.
lol
HAHAHA!!
Yes, you can view the original comic at http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
at the lame webcomic promoting its own link.
First, there’s AllGreatAllTheTime. Then, there’s AllEpicAllTheTime. Now there’s an AllGreyAllTheTime? Geebus save me!
That’s what my Facebook looks like!
Forgot lyrics to obscure songs.
“Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now”
So tired of seeing this one whenever a girl feels sad about something stupid.
seriously, i’ve seen that like a million times on my female friends status’
Half of my guy friends have posted that quote as their status at some point. I swear they aren’t guys because all they like is pop.
I can say that I post song lyrics as my FB status all the time, but that one just bothers the living f*ck out of me.
I am so happy to say that I’ve never heard/seen those lyrics. I don’t make friends with people with crappy taste in music.
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
Better quality version.
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
Source
Heya, this pic is from doghousediaries. A very amusing webcomic.
They forgot “Obnoxious ‘Born Again’ Christian posting Bible verses every day, who never posts anything about their actual lives.” I have two or three people like that.
Only reason I don’t hide their posts is because they’re family who lives far away, and they might actually post something meaningful that happens where they’re at.
I got in a discussion with somone posting “jesus is awsome”, I responded that he is dead, another christian came an said “yes he was dead, but then he came back”
I think we should kill al religious people. think about it.
It’d make them happy!
Also I am going to respectfully ignore your brilliant blanket statement that all religious people should be killed…><
Give it your best shot, godless communist.
Careful, Rednecks are Christians.
And Rednecks have guns. And trucks. And friends.
I’m a born-again Christian and even I get annoyed when my Christian friends do that.
Ditto.
Yup. Me too.
Heyy wee shud meatt’s..I finkks burn eggane cristeone’s isa well gudde;s idears..I briengs de fueels annede matchhes..
LOL xD I thenk teh thin u sed is sooooo rite, yah its liek u kno?
Fuel and matches? It doesn’t work that way……….
U shure’s..
I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
My favorite friend-that’s-a-girl is kinda like that. She often posts the most ridiculous Bible quotes, but usually she says very short and vague statuses like “Beachhhhhhhh” (or any variation using multiple of any of the letters in a word) or “(insert restaurant name here)!”, which annoys me as well.
This is the original version, much easier to read:
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
Seriously, Failblog, you really should appropriately attribute other people’s work.
I know the vague for attention one. “I’m feeling so bad right now!” “aww bbz whts up?” “I don’t want to talk about it.”… then why post it?
Also, one of the events should be an invite to a club from the person who gets paid to send invites to everyone in their friends list and get commission. >_<
OMG yes. ‘Vaguebooking’ is the worst offense, in my book. The whole”I can’t believe it’s happening!” then a smiley face. And then people actually FALL for it and ‘beg’ for the details! “What is it, doll?” “Don’t leave us hanging!” “I hope it’s great!”. …all that BS.
Yeah, I just removed them as a friend. They actually re-added me which I thought was hilarious.
go to http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/ it’s a couple strips back
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
Uncompressed version :]
Fabulous Facebook commentary!
This looks more fun than the real facebook.
I love that your friends are “having fun without you” in a Honda Insight. I didn’t know it was possible to have fun in those cars.
Only if they are about to set fire to it. Although high explosives and trebuchets are a possibilities.
Everything is better with siege weaponry.
raquell u hazzahad a shhelteredded liff…hear hazsumme kakkes…
Can you guys post that same link once again? I want to memorize it by reading it many times.
When you post a link here, it’s not seen by others until it gets moderated, so the people posting it certainly didn’t know the link was posted before…
Not sure if you saw the uncompressed version – http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2513
You forgot song lyrics
tesetes
I hope someone makes one about failbook.
I can imagine one of the comments:
“blah blah to the heck”
…or something like that…
ROFL! Trebuchets, win. I’m down for the bonfire too btw
I don’t think anyone noticed the real issue here….. why would whoever drew this choose to put them in a Honda Insight?
There is something not here: “Plan to exterminate humans with the Maverick leader Σ(Sigma).” Yes, even mavericks have facebook.