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It’s Fine, She Was Wearing A Helmet

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  1. Cheesburger says:

    I love seeing set up facebook posts.

  2. asefasdfa says:

    ZZZZZING!

  3. mamakat says:

    lmfao

  4. Jibble says:

    Frankly, I’d like to punch her boyfriend in the f#cking face. Complete twat.

  5. Voice of Reason says:

    Total WIN!

  6. David says:

    Lame! That had been floating around the interwebs for a while. Not funny then, not funny now.

  7. Phuzzr says:

    Hope they didn’t leave the helmet on the bus….

  8. Kinbuzz says:

    GEEZUZ

  9. martis says:

    why do you keep posting old jokes that have been here before?

    • Greg says:

      I know, right? In my opinion, Cheezburger is dying. Won’t be long before they merge all sites together and post the same thing every day. Of course, that’s just my opinion.

      • Christopher, the one of many says:

        And then they will steal things from the whole internet. I saw a post on Failblog: After Dark, that came from the website in my name. It wasn’t a popular website by any means, and it was honestly a douchey thing to do. I’d link it, but then people would think I’m advertising.

  10. I Don't Get It says:

    Uh…how exactly is this funny? First of all, why is she laughing about her boyfriend slapping a “retard”? If anything, she should be disappointed in him.

    Second of all, the comment/reply to her status is somewhat witty, but still not all that funny.

    Failbook keeps reaching a whole new low every day.

  11. Your mom says:

    Seen this soooo many times, the only thing retarded about that is that some dumbass submitted it here :/

  12. Abby says:

    This was already on here before?

  13. Shipoopi says:

    probably deserved it

  14. Rikku says:

    that girlfriend fail and its wrong -.-

  15. teh d00che says:

    I never would hit a woman with a baby…I would hit her with a brick!

  16. Crispy-chan says:

    This has been here before…

    Anyways, god for an unexplainable reason i wanna punch both the girl and her girlfriend… There’s something about the fact that she thinks it’s funny that her boyfriend hits people that annoys me.

  17. puntermaster says:

    Bazinga :D

  18. Beast says:

    Funny, but it’s a repost.

  19. JAC says:

    Fail, Failbook. This was posted here months ago.

  20. Diana, Princess of Wales says:

    Here’s what confuses me:

    Why don’t the people who say things like “Failbook gets worse and worse” just stop looking at Failbook?

    Why don’t the people who complain about reposted fails consider the possibility that other people might not have seen it first time around?

    Why not do something useful with your time instead of complaining about this website? I would, if I wasn’t dead.

    Love to all,
    D x

  21. Polish Kitteh says:

    I’m willing to bet both of these d00chebags live in the New Jersey area.

  22. Crucial.Taunt says:

    Well, I haven’t seen it before and I think it’s pretty damn funny.

  23. Tamemister says:

    repost…..

  24. justtheaverage says:

    definitely a setup… therefore, not funny

  25. longhairedfreak says:

    Just my opinion here, I think that punching any one is bad.

  26. mw says:

    First of all, it’s not the least bit funny to hit a retarded person. Second of all, the fact that she thinks it’s funny to hit a retarded person earns her the right to get smacked. Maybe if someone starts punching her, she may not find her status that funny anymore!

    • Lawler says:

      It depends, was the retarded person hitting him? If so I think him hitting back could be considered an appropriate reaction.

      …but funny? Meh, not really. Maybe if you were there and he made some sorta piggly noise on impact or some other slapstick sorta thing.

      • mw says:

        Yes, I suppose it could be. Either way though, it’s not funny. I am sure at least 95% of what’s posted on here is fake/staged. I would say 100%, but I can’t prove either way. Even if the boyfriend didn’t punch a retard, the fact that someone finds doing so acceptable and funny is just sad and cruel. To make things even worse, I guess this isn’t the first post of something like this. Who ever posted this clearly is slow to mature, and maybe by definition they are the “retard”.

        • OrlyOwl says:

          Well, you’re talking of the mentally disabled people here I assume, but that word has come around to everyday life simply as an insult. It might not mean an actually mentally disabled person, but a jackass. So without knowing how the things really are in here, I really think it’s rather absurd there’s such a fuss about this. Yes the girl might be insensitive and might be “retarded” herself, but it could also mean that her boyfriend had hit someone… lets say an idiot who was harassing her.

          So…. Don’t you all be so quick to judge.

          And if everything is either faked or staged, why come here then? I don’t care if they are or not, they still make me laugh. Good going ruining the humor from yourself. I mean, sitcoms are fun and they’re written as we know, stand up is fun too, and it’s not really all real life there either eh?

          Hide yo kids and hide yo wifes, spoil sports coming through!

  27. Gretgor says:

    repost? DAMN.

  28. tietzcore says:

    lol deja vu

  29. zappafrank says:

    Did she died?

  30. QueenOfLulz says:

    Bazinga.

  31. euman says:

    why not show the name of this brainretarted girl and his boyfriend?
    i mean, people who slap retards are less worth than a xxxxxx.

    what next? punch kittens?

  32. Chinchilla says:

    Have any of you guys considered that he didn’t actually slap a mentally handicapped person, but that this girl happens to be one of the many people out there who still believe that “retard” is an acceptable insult?
    I mean, if you think about it, it is a very effective insult, belittling a person’s intelligence and capacity; however, it is on par with racism nowadays, as actual retarded people can get very offended.

  33. Never says:

    He probably beats her too, who’s laughing now?

  34. WOOHOO! says:

    Has anyone considered the idea that the person the boyfriend slapped may not have been an actual retarded person, but perhaps someone they called a retard in a derogatory way? Not saying that if that were the case it would excuse the behavior. This girl AND her boyfriend sound like a couple of morons who deserve each other. It just seems that people are taking the term “retard” literally when she could be using it figuratively.

  35. LadyLuck says:

    Has anyone considered that the retard might have been a real doochebag? It does happen.

  36. AvatarSatsuki says:

    I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard I’m freaking crying!

  37. bobbin says:

    Why does she think its funny that he slapped a mentally and/or physically disabled person?


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