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mom(sadly)
sniff sniff* Hmmm…it smells fake
deffoe fakkes….cos mee notte onna listes….
honestly? no one can read that drongo
Definitely fake, because I’m not on the list.
Took me all of 5 seconds to read and translate.
Some peeps just can’t read troll
Sweet sugar-coated marshmallows! I MUST have!
actuallllllly, i can
hi jessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssica baby are you a boy or a boy
also… Twitard possibly?
they said annoying 12 year old
cool….but how…
You don’t have a paint program on your computer?
If he has google chrome like I do you can change that sort of s**t when you inspect element.
Ahh Chrrist is dooing a winde up..planning onn bee in burn two a pear ov gayys just two prove hee isa sun ov gudde…an too pisse offe the westboroo churchhe haters….ha ha ha …iff this isa truu i isa gunna bee ay Chrristian ..
Uhh… So far this is all I can get from that… That…. Let’s just call it BLARGLE and settle that matter.
“Ahh, Christ is doing a windup. Planning on being burned ??????? just to prove he’s a son of God, and to piss off the Westboro Church haters. Hahaha. If this is true I’m gonna be a Christian.”
Hope that clears some things up for you guys.
the ?????? part is “to a pair of gays”, what that means exactly I’m not totally sure about
Do us all a favour Drongo, 1) clean off whatever sticky stuff is making your keyboard do all those double letters. 2) Attend school from time to time. Then you might both have something to say AND know how to communicate it.
Attending that kind of school at his age is just creepy.
Hahah, so true! Fucking Facebookers haha.
HAHAH
your mom!
If this was real it would be in alphabetical order… So failed attempt.
And yet, he managed to put you at the top of the list.
ZING!
The actual names are in alphabetical order. The interpretations of them don’t have to be.
xD Uhh. that random asian guy! xD I have one of those. lol and a who the hell is this person and why are they in my friends. Forgot that too. xD
I’m the JB fan.
Please die?
This^ just save the earth precious resources.
thank you for your comment =)
this just made me believe that there is still a world left !
Amen to that
I was kidding biatches
too bad, we no longer believe you
Dibs on the Gatling gun.
yes please…and fast!
that’s not funny. try to learn the language beforehand
oh this was for your other comment. silly me
0 h41!! D1d u alL m15S m3H?!?111111oneone
n01 m15S u
forever alone
tw@
twitt
I am 24 years old and what is this?
It’s not my FB chat list, that’s for sure.
<3 your username! [Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy not teh d00che-which incidentally means "the shower" in french]
I’m two of the annoying 12-year-olds!
I’m the third one and so is my wife.
OLDER RELATIVE WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS
A.K.A
Clingy psycho you talked to once who types in Caps because they’re literally ALWAYS HAPPY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Hahaaa I have one of those. I think she just keeps caps lock on all the time.
I am an Indian guy and my chat list is full of ‘some indian guy’ s.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon ?
you’re not funny
learn the language you’re trying to speak in first -_-
u didn’t get the joke rly?
You are not worthy of your name, please change it
For adults: replace “annoying 12-year-old” with “Proud parent posting baby updates”
Or “Idiot who thinks you had a crush on them when really you could barely stand them”
this also could be used for teens..
Or ‘Proud pet owner posting pet updates’
Can we also add “annoying person who updates their status for everything they do all day long”?
lol, the one who keep talking to u and sound boring*
Take out all the women and it looks like XBox Live.
They missed another annoying 12 year old.
why would anyone add an annoying 12-year-old?
Pedophiles.
Because you can’t avoid them… They are just too many!!!
Perhaps they feel obligated to add their nieces and nephews or something.
Because they used to be an annoying 11-year-old.
What about “Person who posts about their whole life” or “Person who posts things people don’t care about” or something along those lines? Because I know a few of those…
Isn’t…isn’t that second one everyone?
Totally inaccurate! The “crush” is never online.
yeah,that’s is soo true
There should be at least a couple of “guy fapping to pr0n.”
The one who starts an awkward conversation that lasts 3 lines EVERY TIME YOU LOG ON
“1)Hello 2)What’s up? 3) What are you doing?” these three?
Yep, those three.
lmao
sounds familiar
My bad :S
I always get that from some girl in Vietnam. Finally just added her to a friend list and turned it off.
How do you turn off a friends’ llist?
Argh. #list.
In your chat list there’s a a little slider at the top. When it’s green it means the people in it can see you online, when you click it it’ll go gray and then the people in that list won’t be able to see you.
What about “needy aunt who never has anything else to do”?
I feel sorry for you
Yes! I have one of those too! :/
Derp, I think you may have just nailed it on the head.
what about that girl that keeps posting halfnaked pics with a duckmouth and responds to all your statuses by “haha, i don’t get it, lollol.”
That’s the ‘slut’ lol
That would be “slut.”
pretty sure thats “slut”
aka “slut”
Maybe it is the “slut”
Is it the “slut”?
I’m guessing it’s the “slut”?
probably ‘slut’
That would be the slut.
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Where’s uncle creepy?
and pedo bear.
That’s the guy who posted it. Don’t you see how many 12 year olds he has in the list o.O
Would you like your internet to go?
can anyone tell me how to do this? thanks
What about the guy who brags to you about *insert sports team* whenever you log on?
I mayy bie fickky, butt juste howwe thee%”(&*!%*&^$£” douse yoose “inserrts ay spurts teem” ann wear aboots wudd yu incerts themm.. annde wudd thay notte sttruggalle..
“fickky” lol this means “fvcky” in German…
i dont got that man 12 year old on my facebook
and yeah like 20 people are missing >.<
there need to be added :
the guy/girl that only post bout partys
the guy that has notting better to do than fb
etc etc etc :p
many *
Mmmm.. the guy that has nothing better to do than FB would likely be categorized under “Guy who is always on”.
the one that tells everybody to get a life and then he/she’s online every single time you log on!!!
nothing*
*I
*don’t
*have
*olds
*needs
*posts
*about
*parties
*u makkes nose cents..neerly butt notte qieut..wurddes goses sidde weyeys onna paige….evens i nowed thatte….
Let me just fix this for you:
You make us know sense. Near Lee’s butt, [it is] naughty, quiet. Where this goose seed weighs on a pig, even I know the hate.
There!
LMFAO!!!
ahh gudde yu gotta innertresting nueralls..gudd lukks..
This is just too perfect! How the heck do you do that? Epic Win btw ^_^
lmao some indian guy.. that is probably me in most lists
creeper wanna-be boyfriend
married ex who’d like to fool around
˙uʍop ǝpısdn sǝdʎʇ ɹǝʌǝ ʎluo oɥʍ uosɹǝd
Sweet!
[: ¡sʞuɐɥʇ
u͔̗͈̜̰͈ı͇̜̣̩̙̪͈ʍ̧͓͎̱̥̭̳ ̡͍̳̠͎ı̩͎̱̙̙ ̸ͅ¿̡̙̫͔ʞ̠̱͓͍͔͞l̞̬͕ɐ̼̗ʇ̳̼̝̯̖͍ͅ oƃ͈l͎ɐ̠̣͇̭̥̭̝z̹̱̞̀ ͎͇̯̤̙̖̮́uʍ̲̗͎̻͈̤͈͢op͏̭ ̥͍͖͍̜̭́ǝp̭ı̺̼̞̠͟s̤̼̱̣̺͔̹d͉̦̙̭́n̦̳̝̯͉̪ ͔͈̟͚͓ʇ̯n͖̫oq̵͚̹ɐ ̹̯̣̱̜̗͎͡ʇ̜͖ɐ̡̲ɥ͓͍͍͕͎̹͢ʍ̘͍̖͕̜̬
You do indeed
how about ”your boss who’s just aching for you to slip on FB so he can fire you?”
The guy who asks for homework and the nerd YOU asked the homework to
I feel like crush should be shown offline, since the one person you want to talk to is never actually available.
Ughh yes. :/
No, crush is always online, and yet you can’t find the courage to talk to him/her.
Two remarks:
1. In accordance with Murphy’s Law, one’s crush is almost never online. (Or is that just my luck?)
2. Missing the Asian guy who will help you with your math homework.
Since you were right about the first thing, and I help people with their math homework, I just discovered that I’m Asian!
I need to eat less rice and start flunking math so I can be normal again!
the woman who’s always posting about Jesus
the person who’s every post ends with “if you agree, copy and paste to your status”
The guy who can’t find the “rotate picture” button
The new mom who details every moment of her child’s life
Your Boss
>the woman who’s always posting about Jesus
THAT one got deleted pdq
>The woman who’s always posting about Jesus
There are two of these. One is a cross with an annoying 12-year-old who can’t type. She remains because she gives me game presents.
How about “Conspiracy Nut”? You know the guy who posts all that Armageddon crap? Or “Cluess Political Pundit”?
I’m surprised pundit wasn’t higher on the list.
Speekings off whitch…2012 is onli 3 yeers aways..
three? phew I thought it was the next year!
Nahh jebuss wasser bourne ina 3bc.(yah I kno)11 seppteembeer..so takkin out thee zooddiaccikall mulltieplyer, duu two the proogression ov the greegorian kalinderr…2012 isa accttually 2014 isshhy..
but… didn’t the mayans say that? (the 2012 stuff)
Yeah, they did. So did Nostradamus. However, 2012 is only the “beginning” of the end of human civilization. Whatever that means.
wasn’t the beginning of time the beginning of the end of time? lolzlolzlolzlolz
I’m worried that I’m a bad Mom so I must tell everyone how precious my Angel is10 times a day Mom
Pretending I’m sticking to my diet and workout plan by posting constant health food and heading to gym stauses Girl.
One-Upper Princess
The Aspiring Author/poet/songwriter
I totally recognize that gym girl!!
*sniff* but I thought you liked hearing about my perfect diet and physical exertion.
Well, off to the gym to do 50 crunches and eat a 1/2 pound of spinach!!
Friend who posts lyrics of meaningful songs that convey a powerful message.
Lol, some Indian guy! Definitely have that one. Telling you my name and where I’m from in a grocery store in Uganda does not make us friends buddy!
but still you accepted his friend request.
What about: The girl who thinks she’s artistic so she always posts lyrics about why she’s different and ends every one with omg I love this?
How come I’m not on that list?
Shouldn’t you not care if you are on the list?
Religious friends who have to thank god in every post
“Support our troops or you hate America” guy
and my all time favorite….
“…oMG im sOO bOreD…” girl
Forgot ‘family pet’, ‘boss/teacher’, ‘mother’…
私は一度”ゼロの秘密の崇拝者”を見て、私はそれの後ろにレイヤされた計算、ゼロはそれを見て笑った。
Translation: I once saw “Zero’s Secret Admirer” and I figured it was Layer behind it, Zero saw it and laughed.
your sister’s annoying friend.
The person you’re scared to unfriend because of safety reasons.
Teh onee hoo suhhh dont haz splling ritee.
The drunk.
The link poster.
The “random add”.
The one you added just to look at their photos.
The longlost childhood friend.
The guy called “Harry Potter”
yeah…i have a “jane volturi” on mine… :]
Not enough distant cousins (some of them doubling as annoying 12 year olds).
I don’t want to read all previous comments, but how about “stalker”?
“Your Real Friend” should be set to ‘Away’.
how about the attention seeker.
“Posts depressing statuses to get attention”
Down, right corner .. 9gag.com
.. buut why ? :<
You know, if your friends’ posts are THAT annoying to you, you can simply hide them. It’s their facebook, they can post what they want. No one’s forcing you all to read it.
That said, I’m always offline in facebook chat. I don’t like everyone on my list to automatically see me when all I’m interested in is looking at my news feed. If they want to talk to me, they can send me a regular facebook message.
How about “Uptight girl who has to point out that that’s not how you pluralize ‘status’”?
jesus-freak auntie
If being on facebook is so annoying to people, why do they keep facebook accounts? I don’t get the logic of feeling compelled to be even more in touch with people you barely speak to in the first place.
the ones i get are:
person who always wants to talk to you whenever you log on (and the conversation never goes anywhere)
person who is always advertising their facebook page/website/events that are miles away from you that you have no way of attending
that guy in your class who friends requested you even though you barely know him, who now thinks you are best friends
someone who is really crazy and you are afraid to talk to or unfriend
random perv/pedo
Obviously made by a 12 year old.
I’m missing the “randome f**k”(doesn’t need to be a slut, but probably it is), and the “randome girl” who always like my status but never ever says somethig…
*Your.
*You’re
*Yurre.
*York
*yaryarbins… wait… i think it wasn’t written that way…
think they missed annoying 12-year-old
The one you barely know, but still has as a friend just for the hell of it.
The one who always sends Farmville crap.
The one who posts dramatic statuses about how hurt and disappointed or happy or mad she is, and always ends up getting everyone’s sympathy.
Dad. XD
The one you met once in real life, and never talk to.
I have quite a few of the first and the third i menchioned. XD
Hii ennyonne wannts to add mee two there lisstests…
okay 1 at a tymee …fourme a qued..
I know WAY too many of those people where EVERY SINGLE post they make is about their gf/bf…
LOL i love how the “guy with car as display pic” is blurred out
You forgot “emo ex who is always complaining about your gender and how nobody can ever see the real them and love them” mine is the whole reason I’m never on chat
I’m fairly certain that’s not up there because most of us are smart enough to not get involved with the emotionally retarded. Lesson learned, amiright?
indeed, my 17 year old self would go after anyone in a “find your soulmate” myspace group who plays the “I’m the perfect guy and no girl ever really wants me”
then never delete him because he’s too “fragile” and “just needs a girl who didn’t hurt him to be there”
you live, you learn, you still feel too guilty to defriend…
For anyone:
Person who says hi to anyone who is available
Person who doesn’t know the difference between their/there/they’re, your/you’re, to/2/too, for/4, etc. OR Person who always pesters you because you don’t know the difference between their/there/they’re, your/you’re, to/2/too, for/4, etc.
Person always asking you to join Farmville or something
Person you know because you frequent the same forum but has nothing else in common with you
10-year-old relative who got on by lying about age
For HS students:
Kid you haven’t seen since second grade who has turned emo and is constantly updating about getting high
Hy wow dat derr isa lotta buttoons two bee pushhed.. is u reely dat fulls ova juddgemental attiturds ore was u just jookings….
de 1 dat costaty compleints a bat ur’e speelings
and the one whose spelling makes you visualise a dribbling epsilon demi-moron every time you try to read their posts
* . Aleweys puttsfullsttopes afters ure speeks udderwayes wee notte kno u sttoppeded..anna capitols leeters atts thee sterts juste lykes mee doo’es………..
i think this one needs a translation, too. Always put full stops after your speaks underwire we knot no you stopped. Anna capital leaders at the start just like me.
hi m’es froom india so i din’k i’ts preti feir dat i speel lyk id’o. i’s nott ass goode one speeling as u ant drongo butt it’ry my veer’i beest.
damn, i suck at being wanna-be Drongo. Dear Mr. Drongo if you are here, please do teach us how to spell like GODS!
Bee ur shelffs u isa goddes..acctuaally its all goddes..datts de funnies..alles goddes heeheeheeheeheha..annede piece too u’s dat donnutt gettit…
Can I award internets for the Aldous Huxley reference?
If so, +4999 internets.
(I had to take one away because it’s semi-morons.)
Damn, you’re right! In my defence, I only read it once, and that was 40 years ago, but well spotted. Kinda lost on Drongo though, probably can’t read too well.
Wow, you are special if you realized this is not a real screen shot. Good for you. It’s supposed to be a joke.
I kinda wanna put this on my FB and tag it
I would add:
- the self-righteous moral guardian
- the passive-aggressive status updater (may be the same who posts depresed statuses to get attention)
*depressed
Aren’t annoying 12-year-olds and JB fans the same thing?
good point.
Why are you friends with so many 12 yr olds? pedobear!!!!
WHATWHATINTHEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT???/ :/
Lykkes i sayys tri bee ur sheelffs..i isa notta leeders i isa shelffs…
A shelf, really? Obviously not a book shelf then.
xellrnnts poynntes..weall dunes..
The annoying grammar naz!
The girl with the big boobs
Annoying coworker who always wants to “hang out”
The “cool” teacher/professor
The “lame” teacher/professor
Neighbor who plays loud music
That guy who’s always drunk
this also goes on graphjam…
Who has that many annoying 12-year-olds on their friend list? I’d replace those with family members probably.
I’m the “posts cryptic messages that people either laugh at, feel awkward, or have no clue what it could possibly mean(usually this one)” guy.
Haeywaedseed.
Person who posts song lyrics pertaining to their emotions thinking that other people care
Religion freak
Childhood friend
Hipster
Band member/Youtube user/TV show cast member that you only friended because they accept Friend requests from fans
Siblings
Proud parent
Person who unnecessarily swears a lot in all of their statuses
The Hypochondriac.
By the way, I don’t think a lot of people “get” your list. From reading through the comments, various people seem to think its a real list!
that person who won’t stop trying to make conversation
*shudders*
The one who “likes” at least 800 pages.
The one who changes their profile pick at least once a week.
The guy who posts two word statuses, like “Awwwww YEAH!”
For me, “Annoying 12-year-old” and “Justin Bieber fan” are the same thing.
Oh, and the person that adds everybody, but nobody knows who it is.
all was so good until a “JUSTIN BEIBER FAN” comes along….
The zealot who posts nothing but Bible verses as statuses and jumps all over you publicly for posting anything remotely bad.
You forgot the person who only friended you because of mutual friends who you don’t know and never talk to.
Although I suppose that might be a tad too long.
you forgot the hot guy from high school, random black guy, and your friends mom. i’m the unemployed.
lol some indian guy xD
the guy who always posts bible verses
wut about the chick that has FML in every one of her status
There is also:
The Reploid
Maverick Hunter
A Maverick
Sigma
Vile(Vava)
Lumine
Gate
Seems about right.
I’m definitely “The guy that’s always on.”
What can I say, I have a boring life.
You forgot the fifty million people you knew in high school who you didn’t like in the first place.
Where’s the Political Pundit (who turns every conversation into a commentary on the government), the Religious Radical, and the CAPS WRITER?
How old is this person? I’m sorry but I don’t have three random 12 year olds on my facebook…this isn’t myspace.
-The one who’s Facebook gets “hacked” every few days
-The one who has folders dedicated to “edits”, when their “edits” consist of only stickers and emo lyrics done on Picnik
-The one that you wish you actually knew
-The two people who spam the news feed with the same lyrics to each other over and over and over again
-The one who all the time posts statuses with a million people tagged, ending in “good times!” without any explanation about what was good
Oh god…I have this friend that posts annoying and pathetic statuses every 15 minutes it seems about how his life is depressing and terrible and he’s just a big puss. Always like “I’m so depressed, there’s no use in living any more!” Sigh.
Also, you forgot the tards that post their statuses in French or Italian (with the help of Google translate) and expect you to think they’re smart. Pheh.
The ugly girl who takes 1001 pictures everyday infront of a bathroom mirror and she thinks that she’s Miss Universe 2011
The annoying boyfriend/girlfriend -Mostly Girlfriend- whom you put on your “show offline ” contact list.
That’s me… fml.
best
You forgot Hipster.
8
The grammar Nazi
The language Nazi who is always *ing your misspellings/typos
The religious fundamentalist
The atheist fundamentalist who constantly trolls the religious fundamentalists
Pedobear