Avoid him around the holidays, ladies.
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Avoid him around the holidays, ladies.
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So even though several of her acquaintances have experienced this guy’s douchyness first hand, the word hasn’t gone around until now? Or did she think that he was actually a nice guy even though he totally screwed these other girls over? Women….
Can I be Lieutenant Sarcasm? The Lt. Sarcasm and Capt. Obvious could fight even and douche bags together like buddies! Yay!
Lots of typos in that, sorry.
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One of your more easily readable posts.
Murica, F**K YEAH!
You’re with the wrong girl.
I second that statement.
not all girls like their personal life to be public. that’s why it’s called a PERSONAL life. Maybe the other girls didn’t tell her about their breakups. Plus, they may not have been close to one-another, and only knew each other as friends-of-friends. Even if one of them did tell her, she probably didn’t know that it was the same guy. There are tons of guys named Mitch (short for Mitchel). You are being sexist.
Get back in the kitchen.
gee…we didnt know that Mitch was short for Mitchel.
I love you. xD
As a matter of fact, it isn’t.
I don’t *ever* talk about relationships to friends. I don’t think it’s necessary.
My best friend, who I talk to about everything (including our periods), and I don’t talk about it, because we know we have very different opinions on guys.
FACT: Not all women are the same.
As a matter of FACT.. it isn’t..
All women are the same..
Good luck ever getting laid.
Don’t wish him luck, he might breed.
The horror!
Actually, I have quite a few friends who live in the “same area”, but are on the other side of town. That’s part of living in a large city.
Just because you have the same social circle doesn’t mean you’re close. And I, for one, don’t like talking to people I’m not close to about relationship issues. Or people I am close to, for that matter. I feel it’s private.
On another note, yes some of us can spot douche baggery. I’m going to call you out on it right now! However, if every woman nit picked every bad trait in a guy, no relationship would ever work. It’s called compromise, and thinking the best of someone else.
As for being sexist being a good thing… No, it isn’t. It may be amusing at times, but saying being sexist is a good thing is like saying being racist is a good thing.
25 people gave that comment a thumbs up. This guy is apparently well known for being an ass. But women loving being with huge douchebags because they can change him. He’s just a diamond in the rough. Poor guy.
And there’s no way that when you break up with your boyfriend you don’t tell your friends. Because if you don’t, you don’t really have friends, just people you occasionally talk to.
Sexist claims would of been bad and not funny if they weren’t mostly true.
How are they mostly true?
That’s not sexist you feminist pig. Stop being so god damn sensitive to everything. A lot of women are stupid, deal with it. That being said so are a lot of men. It goes either way.
And no s**t Mitch is short for Mitchel. Another wonderful point handed out to us by someone that assumes we’re all stupid. You are being sexist.
ahahahahah actually no lie, he goes to my school, yes all these girls went out with him….yes he’s a douche bag
lol trueeee
what does it matter what day it is?
In general, no, it doesn’t really matter. But, on holidays and special occasions where it’s supposed to be a happy time, one would probably not want to be dumped. I know that my brother was dumoed on Christmas once and it ruined the holiday for everyone because he was in such a bad mood.
Maybe Mitch gets deppressed on holidays so he dumps on people.
Still, what a rack record. Puns intended. But 25 people liking him for dumping her, that’s just weird.
Yes, instead of having your gf comforting you, it’s much better to just dump her. And the likes, I assume, was aimed at her slagging him off.
Sounds more like he doesn’t want to give them gifts
or turkey
I was thinking the same.
Watch out for Valentine’s
the end result is still the same…
birthdays and holidays are supposed to be special, happy times. Not good days to get dumped on. what was that guy thinking? “oh, it’s her birthday…oh I know, I should dump her!” That’s a really nice present.
Exactly my thinking.
Well given the guy’s such a douche, maybe it’s the perfect gift that keeps on giving
Think about it. He dumps her on her birthday, she realises he’s a fvckwit, finds someone better and ends up happier.
Haha I like your thinking!!
Nomi Nomi song? OMGWTF WHYYYYYY!!!!!?????!?!
Why…
Why not?
Because
Yes
He can
^win
He man ?
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
How?
My only wonder is where on earth you find the ideas to search these things on Youtube
This one is pretty S!-!1t for your standards though, shame
what a beast
..of burden
F**king legend! that is f**king pro
He dumped me on Yom Kippur
The entire duration of Lent, for me.
He dumped me on New Years.
I got Flag Day. F**king FLAG DAY.
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Arbor Day.
I was dumped on Boxing Day. BOXING DAY.
He dumped me at Gay Pride day… he told me he was straight.
the jerk got me on ramadan martin luther king jr day.
Valentines for me
He dumped me on Groundhog Day….
…over and over and over.
I was dumped three days before Christmas… the stupid bastard!!! He couldn’t even dump me on a holiday so that I could have more to complain about!!!
He dumped me on St. Patty’s day!
He just doesn’t want to buy gifts.
props, mitch
Has anyone noticed how all these girls that were dumped are friends with each other? And yet they all dated the same loser. Kind of makes them all losers, with Amelia the biggest because she had the benefit of hindsight
Facebook friends =/= people you actually talk to on a regular basis
Probably. But the fact that they dated the same guy and have each other’s facebooks makes the odds likely to they talk to each other on regular basis. If that is the case, yeap, she’s a loser.
I wonder why they still have him on their friendlist.. O_o
maybe they all live in the same small town…
They could all go to the same school. Hell, I barely know any of my Facebook friends beyond the fact that they go to my school.
I have all my ex boyfriends on my friends list, even the one who got a friend to tell me it was over… on MSN. I still get on with them all. Is it really that weird?
Maybe he’s just hot? Like really, really hot
I hate hot people. They should stop being hot.
I bet he couldn’t be bothered getting them a present… I know a girl who used to do that
He dumped me on Kwanza =(
I once dumped a girl on MY birthday….
Happy birthday to me…
here-here!
WIN!! No better present. =)
Why are Mitch´s ex-girlfriends all friends on Facebook?
Because Mitch has poor decision making skills.
Whats worse is they could probably see this coming and still went out with him….
And the fourth friend will probably not see the pattern and go out with him anyway and be dumped on Easter.
It’s like a cyber-corral for silly cows.
They all probably go to the same high school, and passed him around…and maybe he’s got a misguided view on relationships. Perhaps he thinks it’s convenient to set a goal like an upcoming special occasion to see if he still likes someone, and if not he dumps them, and it won’t be that bad because the girl is distracted or something.
Yes, I believe guys ARE that stupid. (Speaking as a girl dumped right after being rejected from a specific college I wanted to go to…miserable summer.)
Do you believe ALL guys are that stupid, or just the ones that women are attracted to?
Never said “all guys”, I just said “I believe guys are that stupid”. Because some might try to say “What guy would think that was a good idea, dumping girls only on special occasions?” My response: “A stupid guy, silly.”
So you were dumped after getting rejected from college? Awww…
Well the work needs maids too. Now go make me a sammich.
Ha..haha..
I think I’m doing pretty well, not being in a huge amount debt, having a good job, and having not wasted my time.
(And being in a happy relationship on top of that.) Better than 80%+ of Americans anyway.
Yeah, because guys should lie to girls so they feel good…
Well, there’s lying, and there’s being considerate. Guys suck at being considerate, and lie about lots of stuff…so yes, to be considerate for once, maybe they can lie for a week. It’s not that hard. Or on the other end of the spectrum, grow a pair and dump a girl before a major holiday instead of working up the courage right to that point in time.
Being considerate is another form of lying, just like white lies. Sometimes society thinks those are good and necessary. But I like to be honest, especially in my relationship.
Yes, honesty would be best. So again, if the guy would just grow a pair and break it off the sooner the better, we probably would have less holiday break ups.
Not that I know what I’m talking about or anything, just my twelve cents.
Being considerate is more like waiting for the right time to tell the truth.
You do realize when you say “Guys suck at being considerate, and lie about lots of stuff…” you are making a general statement about all men.
Apparently sexism is ok as long as it is not aimed at a woman… interesting.
Yup, probably same high school, and see the depth and value of the relationships Thanksgiving, November; Christmas, December; Post made in January …. Looks like he had really developed the kind of mature emotional bonds with these girls to preclude dumping on important days …
then again, you girls in close commune often develop the same menstrual cycles, maybe there is a reason he dumps girls once every month …. just saying
(release the ire!)
Ow, and btw way – Legend Mitch
You could be right, I mean maybe it’s even middle school age we’re talking about here, definitely not grown ups. Even a grown man would know better than to date a group of women who all know each other and do this. Then again, according to my theory, maybe not.
And a grown man wouldn’t just dump a girl because she’s menstruating. He’d know to buy her a candy bar and lay low for a while.
he had no money to get them any gifts haha, probably easier to dump em
They could have been thanksgiving and christmas of different years.
he dumped me on easter, then we hooked back up and he then dumped me again on the 4th of july
But… you don’t even need to buy a gift for Thanksgiving?
The moment seemed right. Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.
Futurama, FTW!!
Maybe you all need to Just shut up. There is no point to any conversation on these s**ts. Bunch of talking about meaningless s**t trying to one up the next guy. Just stop
Are you my long-lost brother?!
Let me know how this little tantrum worked out for you.
Yes the guy is an a$$hole for dumping the girls on special occasions, but it seems they don’t learn too well. It looks like a pattern of behavior and at least number 3 should have known since they are at least facebook friends.
maybe he just don’t like buying presents
The real fail here is that girls keep dating this guy.
Girlbrains FTL.
If I had a dollar for every girl who got her heart broke because she was too stupid to exercise common sense in her dating life, I’d be… well, I’d own Cosmo magazine, that’s for sure.
dude i know. i had a friend whose girlfriend on 4 years dumped him for some random dude in a bar
4 years … I’m sure there is more to that story than “she was crazy”. The “random dude in a bar” was probably a reaction to the failure of your friend to maintain a relationship and service her needs, *not in a sexual way* … well maybe in a sexual way too
^This!
Mitch’s a b*tch…and he got pretty much passed around by his female friends…rofl
That’s what I was wondering, too. She has a special butthole to get schtupped in on her birthday that’s in addition to her normal poop chute? I guess the regular one is too stretched out, so she saves the backup for that extra tight fun on special occasions?
just cuz your facebook friends doesnt mean you talk to each other about your dating life. what if they were all at a party at mitch’s house when they met and decided to add each other?
Because they’re Facebook friends, they should have seen their statuses on their relationship, saying “This douche dumped me on Thanksgiving” and “This douche dumped me on my birthday.” She would have read this and would not have gone out with him.
Unless they became friends after he had already dumped the other two.
Perhaps they stole him from each other, which makes it seem like it serves them right.
What a f**king badass.
I call shenanigans!
i swear to god i’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans
What’s wrong with saying shenanigans ?
Who says she’ll say that? P:
mitch dumped me on halloween.
just kidding, it was really st. patrick day
This guy is really something. He surely has a holiday syndrome.
Or, just don’t dump her? Work it out.
f**k that
Aaah yes, the “work it out” has come out.
Sometimes there’s nothing to work out, you’re just sure you don’t want to be with the other person anymore. Not every combination of people works out. You can only tell after some time together sometimes.
“I don’t like you anymore, we’re too different”
“Can’t we work it out?”
“No, there’s nothing to work out”
It’s just that if you say that to people, you’re a jerk.
All men are pigs.
Oink! Oink!
Do you have internet in the kitchen ?
I assumed the girls don’t actualy know each other. I thought they were all posting on HIS FB wall. Then the question would be: Why are they all FB friends with this douche?
Won’t somebody please think of the children!
You’re right… he’d probably dump a girl on Children’s day also.
So.. could it be that Eva and Tally are trolling?
Maybe he’s the Easter bunny, trying to make the other holidays look bad.
just two words:
legend….. wait for it …. dairy
I like my name
I like the plane with this name.
Sounds more like a win than a fail.
I like Mitch. Seems like a nice guy.
lololol
sounds like a weird to-do list item
I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
I don’t know. Someone else may have already said this, but he sounds like a cheap bastard that doesn’t want to actually BUY anything for his girl, so when a holiday rolls around he takes off. Still, better to know now then end up married to the tight wad.
He’s still a playa, though, and I have mad respect for him. I’d never do that, personally, but he’s definitely a bro.
sounds like he doesn’t want to buy a gift, so he dumps before he has to. As for Thanksgiving, I’m thinking he was just making sure.
HAHAHAHAH. I’m friends with this girl on facebook. I don’t actually know her though.
She went out with this guy for a while, it wasn’t all 2010 guys.
And he’s known for being a douche, so I’m not sure. Maybe she was in love or something. Who knows.
And for the record, yes he is hot.
Yeah finally im on failbook!
holy s**t i know these people
Ha, and he now wants to get back with her!
Maybe this ‘Mitch-guy’ is just some poor poor bloke who hasnt got money to give his girlfriend a present and is so ashame he breaks up .. it matches the time-ratings.. ? xD
Hey What can I say? I don’t like to buy presents for the holidays
Sounds like a cheap bastard to me.