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This facebook fail was posted on Tuesday, January 4th, 2011 at 9:00 am

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  1. Zombie no gon' stop says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:07 am

    I liked it on facebook and made it my friend on myspace. And added it to my schools on Friends Reunited.

    Reply
  2. I r smart says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Did Shauna died?

    Reply
  3. Megan says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:12 am

    The bit with the “you think it’s ok to wear a blue shirt in your picture?” is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. everyone else in this conversation is a f**kwit.

    Reply
  4. rafnem says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Did someone read all of this??
    It’s an extra waste of time.. apart from the time wasted in commenting here..

    Reply
    • dolphingurl says:
      January 4, 2011 at 9:20 am

      so you commented still to say it was a waste of time to comment?……

      Reply
      • Angua says:
        January 4, 2011 at 10:10 am

        So dolphingurl you think its okay to make fun of rafnem? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support the way (s)he writes all the time but (s)he’s just trying to voice his/her thoughts, how can you be against that?

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        • dolphingurl says:
          January 4, 2011 at 11:52 pm

          so Angua you think its okay to call me out for simply voice my own thoughts on rafnems thoughts? Cuase if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support the way i write all the time, but i was just trying to voice my thoughts, how can you be against that?

          Reply
          • Blazey says:
            January 5, 2011 at 6:02 am

            C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

            Reply
            • Boosterseat says:
              January 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm

              So Blazey you think it’s okay to make break dolphingurl’s combo? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support the way she writes all the time but she’s just trying to follow a meme, how can you be against that?

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              • Sushi-Cat says:
                January 8, 2011 at 4:17 am

                So Boosterseat you think it’s okay to squash Blazey’s individuality? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support every cliched board post she uses, but she’s just trying to fit in and be hip, how can you be against that?

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          • fatmanjoe says:
            January 11, 2011 at 4:00 am

            So dolphingirl you think its ok to reply to angua just because he posted here? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support trolling but he was just trying to be funny, how can you be against that ?

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    • Its_Me!! says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:17 am

      So rafnem you think its okay to put come on Failbook and not read all of it? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support the way this particular post is so long but it’s damn funny, how can you be against that?

      Reply
  5. Zombie no gon' stop says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:13 am

    I made Rafnem my friend on Facebook and then de-friended him cos he was such a douche.

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  6. d.train says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:14 am

    So… do you think it’s ok for all these people to need to the heck? If so….

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    • andy says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:03 am

      Yes, all self righteous people should to the heck. It’s my opinion and it is right. Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now.

      Reply
      • NickEpic says:
        January 12, 2011 at 9:36 pm

        Wrong you’re it doing.

        Reply
        • para5yte says:
          September 5, 2011 at 12:27 am

          so nickepic you think it’s ok to call people out for doing it wrong? cause if so you don’t have a place in this conversation and you should back off right now. i might not support all the times people are different but what they’re trying to do it shorten the meme to make it more catchy, how can you be against that?

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  7. steelersfan says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:15 am

    i really wish my friends were smart enought to carry something like this out.

    Reply
  8. Drongo says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:15 am

    i like vedggi peeps cos thur meat tast soo mutch better thann the tocksick meat eatars,ande dey canot run so fast wen i hunt them..

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  9. DuRRRrr says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:16 am

    so you think its ok to tl;dr this fail? cuz if so u really need to the heck.

    Reply
  10. Marina says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:17 am

    That is nothing less then the birth of a mini-meme.

    … how can you be against that?

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    • The Game says:
      January 4, 2011 at 9:31 am

      So Marina, you think its ok to encourage the production of yet more memes, if so…….I may ocassionally chuckle at the odd one but at the end of the day there just making more and more of the internet less and less origonal….if we actually stop memes then we can………how can you be against that?

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    • Drongo says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:37 am

      putts meme mimnei upp gainst de walle…bande! bande!…O bluddt heck.rong gunne…bang!! bang!! derr thats it dun now..

      Reply
  11. stuffandthings says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:17 am

    This has been posted before, step your game up failbook

    Reply
  12. badkarma says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:17 am

    @rafnem: You and your waste of time can go to the heck.

    Reply
    • dolphingurl says:
      January 4, 2011 at 9:24 am

      (btw, its ncalled a reply button)^

      Reply
      • Smirk says:
        January 4, 2011 at 9:34 am

        dolphingurl, so you think it’s ok to call badkarma out for not using the reply button? ’cause if so, you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I might not support people who don’t use the reply button but I think pointing out who badkarma was talking to by using the @ symbol was good enough, how can you be against that?

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        • Kuroro says:
          January 4, 2011 at 9:59 am

          So Smirk you think its okay to make that poor reply button remain unused? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support the way it is used all the time but it’s just doing it’s, often useful, job, how can you be against that?

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        • dolphingurl says:
          January 4, 2011 at 10:23 am

          smirk, so you think it’s ok to call me out for reminding badkarma of the reply button which cause ease to other readers and helps the flow? ’cause if so you really have no place int his conversation and can back off right now. I might not support the whole attitude of the pose but i think the message of the reply button was c lear and ood enough, how can you be against that?

          Reply
    • Ruby says:
      January 4, 2011 at 9:48 am

      you can say hell, we wont tell :)

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      • I_Am_Matt says:
        January 4, 2011 at 10:20 am

        Error 000: Failure to notice recent Failbook mini-meme.

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      • Its_Me!! says:
        January 4, 2011 at 10:20 am

        Ruby, you need to the heck.

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      • Me says:
        January 4, 2011 at 1:19 pm

        So ruby you think its okay to not know Failbook mini-memes? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not know every single one there is, but I do that you need to the heck, and how can you be against that?

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        • MeMe says:
          January 6, 2011 at 4:47 pm

          So Me you think its okay to decide that “the heck” is now a mini-meme? Cuz if so you have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I might not be a meme-creator, but 4chan gets to decide what’s a meme, how can you be against that?

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  13. Marie Antoinette says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:18 am

    So much win

    Reply
  14. Mo Fo Eagle says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:18 am

    lol from liking PETA to murdering gay people WTF

    Reply
  15. CoffeeandTea says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:19 am

    This got me laughing xD
    But really, I’m just dying to know Shauna’s reaction to all this…
    also, no animal righteousness in the comment section since they’re talking about PETA? That’s something you don’t see everyday.

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  16. Dprice says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:20 am

    PETA =

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

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    • three_pineapples says:
      January 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm

      I came here to post exactly that! :P

      There is a nice facebook group about it! (actually more than one now that I look at it).

      And finally, a nice quote I stole from one of the above pages:

      “To vegetarians: I eat the cows which produce the methane causing global warming. You eat the plants which reduce global warming. So whos really killing the planet?”

      Reply
      • Lizard Man says:
        January 5, 2011 at 11:02 am

        Don’t bother Vegetarians have an Irony defincincy too. :/

        Reply
      • Xopher says:
        January 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm

        We eat the plants after they’ve grown and sucked up CO&sub2; and put oxygen in the air. You eat the animals who have already produced methane their entire lives, and who live on land cleared of plants (see above), and breathe out CO&sub2;.

        More plants, fewer animals is the way to a better planet. Fewer animal eaters == fewer animals (because vast herds of cattle would not exist if no one wanted to eat them).

        That said, however, locally-produced meat is probably better for the environment, overall, than vegetables flown in from Chile. And so on.

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        • Lizard Man says:
          January 11, 2011 at 6:10 pm

          Thats great, but there are many flaws in your statement. 1. Plants do not stop sucking up CO2 when they age. 2. Actually, many farmers actually harvest methane as a greener fuel source. 3. “Vast herds of cattle” will not exist; Huge, unhindered, masses of cattle will be created because, I. The killing hinders the reproduction rate. II. Strategic placement of slaughterhouses and farms away from predators will make releasing them into the wild impossible. III. If you try to move them, it will be worse than the boxcars that transport them, they will be cramped and starved. IV. So the only solution that doesn’t torture the cows or kill the enviornment is to kill each and every one, and no vegetarian wants that. 4. Yes, locally produced meat is good for the enviornment. Overall, your statment can be countered by one overused quote: The damage has already been done.

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          • Xopher says:
            January 11, 2011 at 6:22 pm

            Your point 3 IV is incorrect in at least one respect: I am a vegetarian, and I would support the wholesale slaughter of beef cattle, leaving them to rot and planting trees on their decaying corpses.

            The world would be a better place.

            You seem to assume that I want to save the damn CATTLE. Good grief, no! Kill them all, say I.

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      • Beast says:
        January 7, 2011 at 4:21 pm

        …More CO2 == plants grow more.

        Plants reduce CO2 levels, animals increase CO2 levels. Therefore, more animals to eat –> more CO2 –> better growth of plants.

        +Global warming is a 50% “scam” and man can’t really do anything to stop it.

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    • Jane says:
      January 21, 2011 at 12:44 am

      Oh my god! This is so funny! I think the first time I heard it was like 1987 LOLZ

      Reply
    • D.M. says:
      February 21, 2011 at 6:16 am

      It’s so much better than PftEToA.

      Reply
  17. Nunya says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:21 am

    It’s funny how they’re discussing and defending PETA and beating dead horses all in one thread. Yaaaay.

    Reply
  18. Nunya says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Thread? Where’d that come from?

    Reply
  19. Bojaka says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Loool! =)

    Reply
  20. dolphingurl says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:26 am

    ROFL. finaaly something new failbook!!!! I LIKE :D

    Reply
  21. Hello my name is says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Hasn’t this been posted before?

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    • Thanatopsis says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:35 am

      I thought the same thing, wasn’t sure if I just saw it in the voting section before.

      Reply
    • Ginny M says:
      January 5, 2011 at 9:19 am

      I’m pretty sure it has been – I don’t check the voting page and I know I’ve seen this before. Can’t find the link to an old post though.

      Reply
  22. ncisla333 says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:33 am

    I like how only guys mocked the same comment.

    Reply
  23. CodeTech says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:35 am

    So people really think it’s ok to support peta? Apparently they know nothing about what is essentially a domestic terror organization. And I am most DEFINITELY against that.

    Friends don’t let friends support peta.

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    • Alejandro says:
      January 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm

      I HALF support them. I don’t like fur, animals experimentation, or the cruel making of meat. I would eat meat if the animals were killed humanely and quickly (being Colombian, meat is in every single Colombian dish). But I don’t like how they go to the extreme like wanting to outlaw fishing? That’s impossible, along with domestic animals? How is a chihuahua supposed to survive in NYC? Or a Poodle or Huskie in Florida (heat)? That’s just stupid…I like them and, like I said, HALF support them. I do like the ASPCA though…

      Reply
      • Me says:
        January 4, 2011 at 1:22 pm

        so alejandro, you think it’s okay to call my name? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might know that we are young, and that you may love me, but I just cant be with you like this anymore, and how can you be against that?

        ps: I’m not your babe.

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      • buffy says:
        January 4, 2011 at 6:27 pm

        Where do they stand on Donnie Darko?

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      • Leez says:
        January 4, 2011 at 9:48 pm

        You can support fair treatment of animals without supporting terrorism.

        I was a vegetarian for ten years, never buy fur, blah blah blah.

        I despise PETA. The ends do not justify means like that.

        @Me vvv : Awesome.

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      • Karma says:
        January 5, 2011 at 5:35 am

        @ the fur/leather protesting that PETA does. I don’t support senseless killing of animals for hides. Though I DO support utilizing every possible part of an animal that is killed. Just something to think about to those that throw paint on fur and leather.

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      • Lytrigian says:
        January 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm

        How about their sponsorship of actual domestic terrorism? As in, firebombing the homes of researchers who use animals in their work. No, they give themselves plausible deniability when it comes to the connection, but the funds are traceable.

        No rational person is against certain animal experimentation. Not the crap that cosmetic companies do, but the medical research that actually saves lives. I’d be willing to personally slaughter thousands of bunnies if it meant saving a human life. PETA is against ALL animal experimentation — even though at least one of its officers is a diabetic and relies on animal-produced insulin to manage it. So they’re hypocrites too. (Not for that alone. See Penn and Teller’s “Bullsh*t!” episode about them.)

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        • sas says:
          January 6, 2011 at 10:43 am

          PETA attacked several research labs in the building I used to work in. They cause 100s of thousands of dollars of damage. Every lab they attacked and damaged conducted plant research. That pretty much washed my hands of them.

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    • edhla says:
      January 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm

      If a facebook friend of mine joined PETA, that’s a defriending right there. On the same level as joining the Westboro Baptist Church.

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    • FalseMercy says:
      January 6, 2011 at 5:00 pm

      I loathe PETA! They give the entire animal rights movement a bad name. I believe in raising animals ethically, and despise factory farming and wasteful hunting and fishing processes, but the simple fact is, we’re humans, they’re animals. I also hate how they back their claims up with fake science. We are NOT herbivores. We are Omnivores. There are very few people in the world I am willing to kill. PETA zealots are among those few. If I ever get targeted by a paint thrower, I’ll catch them, and the last words they’ll hear are this; “I’m just doing what nature intended; Natural Selection.” Then I’ll cut their throats and make sure they see their clothes stained red before they die. Such is my hatred of PETA.

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      • HopelessMess says:
        January 11, 2011 at 10:32 am

        A Friend of mine personally watched a PETA group try to “liberate” a seeing-eye dog from his master, on his college campus. I’m all for treating animals with respect, but that just smacks of ignorance and severely misplaced priorities. Especially considering that most aid animals are considered to be close companions for those with disabilities and are far more loved and respected than countless puppies people give as Christmas presents only to grow bored with them and abandon them.

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      • bgfbg says:
        July 16, 2011 at 6:08 pm

        Another thing that’s not as well known is that PETA kills thousands of animals every year. They take animals from shelters with the promise of finding them good homes and then euthanize them. I don’t understand what they’re trying to accomplish with that. I read an article once about a supermarket that found a pile of dead dogs in their dumpster courtesy of PETA. That’s the only specific incident I can bring to mind right now, but I do know that PETA euthanizing animals is a common practice.

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  24. Shadow says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:39 am

    No combo breaker? Really?

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  25. Bombshell says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Someone should have busted out a combo breaker.

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  26. skizmo says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:41 am

    Genuinely funny, I feel compelled to use the acronym “LOL”, which is highly unusual for me. :D

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  27. longhairedfreak says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:43 am

    I think Kyle had a place in this conversation. If I’m talking about something like religion or politics I want to hear all views, not just views that are agreeing with mine.

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    • andy says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:06 am

      But you’re a longhairedfreak, “Normal” folks don’t want to hear differing opinions. It gets in the way of being bassackwards.

      Reply
  28. Derp says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Thinking PETA is a self-righteous organization full of nutcases = I <3 puppy murder

    wut?

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  29. Pringle says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:55 am

    F*cking hilarious.

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  30. miss riddle says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:08 am

    PETA is seriously crazy. Part of being a vegetarian my ass.

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    • Stephen says:
      January 4, 2011 at 11:02 am

      It’s really part of putting on the “Look at me! I’m so great and I liek teh animulz!!! <3" act. She knows nothing about PETA but claims to support it, thinks that if you're a vegetarian you have to be anything even remotely related… I won't bother going on, this is just your typical attempt of someone quite embarrassingly trying to forge a personality for themselves.

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      • Alejandro says:
        January 4, 2011 at 12:54 pm

        I HALF support them. I don’t like fur, animals experimentation, or the cruel making of meat. I would eat meat if the animals were killed humanely and quickly (being Colombian, meat is in every single Colombian dish). But I don’t like how they go to the extreme like wanting to outlaw fishing? That’s impossible, along with domestic animals? How is a chihuahua supposed to survive in NYC? Or a Poodle or Huskie in Florida (heat)? That’s just stupid…I do like the ASPCA though…

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        • Wildbreeze says:
          January 5, 2011 at 10:01 am

          I don’t support them at all. I agree with some of their ideas: No fur, no animal testing, no inhumane treatment of animals. But I am not as radical, extreme, or stupid as PETA members. I ADORE meat. It’s delicious. Does that mean I’m an slaughtering, abusing animal hater? No. It means that I have the sense to have my own ideals and standards without following some stupid organization.

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          • Alejandro says:
            January 5, 2011 at 7:54 pm

            Yea, when I go to Colombia, I eat meat. Why? Its ethically produced free range meat, no factory was involved (not many actually).

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    • lilbooshy says:
      January 4, 2011 at 6:41 pm

      They put more funding into billboards and celebrity comercials than they use to help. I knew a PETA chick who said people shouldn’t keep pets buuuuut hurr: we set them free, they don’t know how to fend anymore and they either die or we feed them. Thus becoming pets

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      • Xopher says:
        January 4, 2011 at 6:52 pm

        Yeah, they set them free like Mork from Ork setting eggs free: “Fly! Be free!” *toss* *sklortch*

        The hypocrisy and lies are the worst things, but they’re also idiots.

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      • Tasha says:
        January 4, 2011 at 10:02 pm

        Reminds me of an acquaintance who was gung ho about throwing red paint on anyone wearing a fur. She still couldn’t get through the logic that you ruin someone’s coat, they generally have enough money to buy ANOTHER ONE, thus killing another animal.

        She did, however gain a little insight when one of those paint victims gave her a shiner.

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        • Kira says:
          January 5, 2011 at 7:38 am

          Ergh! I despise people who do the red paint throwing. I have a fur vest that was my grandmother’s. It’s a vintage fur and the only one I own. My mom also tans hides from friend’s rabbits and chinchillas who have died of natural causes and gives them the furs. There are a bunch of ways to wear fur without even offending radical PETA’s sensibilities. But they don’t care, so they throw paint at everyone.

          As for pets, has PETA checked their history books lately? Dogs and other animals have been domesticated for millennia; dogs for nearly ten thousand years. They’re as much a part of our life as we are of theirs. “Run free, little doggy” is just silly.

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  31. Woot100 says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Somebody had too say it.

    People Eating Tasty Animals.

    So there!

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  32. Truthteller says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:13 am

    It has been done before.

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  33. F says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:38 am

    total awesomeness!

    Reply
  34. orangebud says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:57 am

    just let the wind blow…

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  35. Masterlijk says:
    January 4, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Masterfully done.

    Reply
  36. PC says:
    January 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

    I gave up reading once I realised it was fake… there’s no like button on the comments and for Lukas on one of his comments it says delete and on the other it doesn’t

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    • potblessed says:
      January 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm

      “Once upon a time, there was a page called Facebook. But Facebook felt alone, because no body liked him. Then, he invented the All Mighty “Like” Button. And people stop commenting on him but liking him. And he was happy ever since….”

      So you see, there’s was a time before FB “Likes”. The fact that instead of “liking” Peta, she “Became a fan” is a prove from it.

      Also, there was a time that f you liked a comment or post (or dislike), you ACTUALLY HAD TO COMMENT, and that’s why the comments were extensive.

      Get it? Got it? Good…

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      • potblessed says:
        January 4, 2011 at 12:52 pm

        Oh, and the delete thing only shows that Lukas made the copy, and the reason of not double deleting coud be many:

        * Bugs, that at the beggining of FB were frequent.
        * He copied in two halfs, in one while he was logged, one when he wasn’t, or after been unfriend.
        * He copied one part and other guy copied the last part. With posts this old, we might think it was copied in pieces as the comments were growing.

        Anyway, even if it’s fake (wich I doubt), it’s so well done that if you don’t look for details you can easily go for thuth.

        So PC you think its okay to doubt about the post originality. Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not like obvious fakes, but I think is too funy to be faked and only wanted to make us laugh, how can you be against that?

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      • PC says:
        January 5, 2011 at 4:25 am

        Ok you don’t have to go overboard in telling me that I’m wrong, honestly I don’t care and I just didn’t realise the ‘become a fan’ part because I just read it from the comments… plus you’re just a complete jerk if this is the way you react to someone being wrong on THE INTERNET. God, I’d hate to be wrong in front of you, you’d just completely over react when someone gets the slightest of things wrong.

        If you had just pointed out that I was wrong and where I would have realised it and thanked you as I was mistaken but as you over reacted completely I think I shouldn’t.

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  37. jamisings says:
    January 4, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I would’ve pointed out the fact that PETA is well known for kidnapping and murdering peoples’ pets. Who cares about a crappy tone deaf band? PETA has committed far worse crimes.

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  38. Ghost says:
    January 4, 2011 at 11:49 am

    People
    Educating
    Thoughtless
    Adolescents

    See I can do that too. :)

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  39. shutupPC says:
    January 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    errm you do realize this coulve been posted before the like button began to appear on fb post comments right?

    Reply
  40. Shane says:
    January 4, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    This whole thing is all win. You guys are funny as f**k!

    Reply
  41. Shane says:
    January 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Holy s**t thats hilarious. You guys are funny as f**k!

    Reply
  42. Prince of Insufficient Light says:
    January 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Yo dawg, I heard you like thinking things are ok…

    Reply
  43. bleep says:
    January 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Shauna did not go to a vegan college

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  44. Makronette says:
    January 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    I used to support PETA, but them and most of their members are so closed minded when it comes to Animal lovers like me who still eat meat, make one comment on one of their posts on facebook and you literally get jumped on and any posts you make to defend yourself PETA delete, not only that but the stories connected to them, the fact that they kill around 1,500 Animals a year because they spend too much money on ads and campaigns to keep them housed in their “shelters”, PETA have done some awful awful things to Animals and yet they claim to want to protect them… they are full of s**t, I’d rather give my money to charities like RSPCA and Cat’s protection, at least they don’t kill Animals needlessly because they over spend >_>

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    • H says:
      January 5, 2011 at 1:27 am

      I was waiting for someone to point out that they’re NOT no-kill, despite the money they have to advertise. This, IMO, was the ultimate sign of hypocrisy and the reason why I decided to support my local shelters instead of PETA. Although – the domestic terrorist aspect did have me second-guessing them before I realized their shelters weren’t no-kill shelters.

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  45. Makronette says:
    January 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    I love it when I type a lot and it doesn’t post…

    Ok Cheezburger I’ll make it shorter for you! Tl;dr PETA are one of the worst “charities” around, they spend their funding on ads and stuff instead of keeping the Animals they claim to love safe (killing 1,500 of them a year due to shortage of funds they spend on the wrong things), they are narrow minded about their followers, don’t let them or their followers know you eat meat or you will be ambushed.

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    • Jake J. says:
      January 4, 2011 at 2:26 pm

      It’s funny how PETA thinks harvesting wool from sheep is terrible because their owner(s) abuses them. Yeah, sure: they shouldn’t be treated that way, but that doesn’t have anything to do with wool, damnit.

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      • Kira says:
        January 5, 2011 at 7:40 am

        As sheep need to be trimmed on a regular basis or they fall over from the weight, I’d say PETA has its head somewhere very dark.

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  46. Jake J. says:
    January 4, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    I believe PETA is f**ked up. They must have protein deficiencies or something….

    “We believe harming an animal for any purpose is a terrible person. You will die and go to hell if you harm an animal. Also, we’ll go naked because furs are bad.”

    1. Clothes are mostly made from cotton or man-made sources, not animals.
    2. We’ve been eating animals for meat since we our existence. Steak is awesome.
    3. You’re the reason people my age have turned into zombies; they’ll believe most of what people tell them, and you feed them the wrong stuff.

    Believe what you want, but harming animals is far better than joining PETA.

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    • Alex says:
      January 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm

      1) Uh… fur? Leather? Suede? Silk?
      2) So people are not supposed to make decisions based upon their own opinion and merely on evolution. Oooooops!
      3) That’s the ONLY reason? lolol…

      I am not pro or anti PETA. They do some ridiculous things, but they also stand for something I think is good. However, lack of logic on either side will just leave you looking like an ignorant fool.

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      • Jake J. says:
        January 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm

        1. “Clothes are MOSTLY made from…”.
        2. What are you talking about? I only said that people have eaten meat since our existence, so trying to stop the consumption of meat is a futile cause.
        3. Not necessarily, but it is a reason. TROLOLOLO.

        I am Anti-PETA because of SOME of their beliefs; helping animals is good, telling me eating meat is killing animals is just stupid (since it’s quite obvious). Yes, I oppose the entire organization. However, lack of comprehension on either side will just leave you looking like an ignorant fool.

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  47. Welles says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    also: PETA actually kills animals they take to ‘shelter’

    http://www.petakillsanimals.com

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  48. J.R. says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Doesn’t PETA stand for People Eating Tasty Animals? lol!

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  49. Again says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    F**k all of you. Seriously.

    If you can’t stand up for the rights of animals you’re not a person.

    Reply
    • Jake J. says:
      January 4, 2011 at 2:51 pm

      If you read 90% of the comments, we have stood up for the rights of animals.

      And that PETA sucks.

      Reply
      • Melanisia says:
        January 4, 2011 at 3:00 pm

        If you don’t support PETA you don’t like animals, and if you don’t love animals, you can just….. Well I can’t even say what, i’m so mad!!!!

        I am a proud member of PETA!!!!

        (People Eating Tasty Animals) ;)
        I love animals. They taste great.

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    • Patrick says:
      January 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      there’s a difference between standing p for the rights of animals and belonging to an organization like PETA which uses questionable tactics at best, and harassing, assaulting, terroristic ones at worst.

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    • Me says:
      January 4, 2011 at 8:09 pm

      Anyone who blindly supports PETA clearly does not love animals. PETA is a trendy, hypocritical organization that true animal conservationists avoid.

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    • Xopher says:
      January 4, 2011 at 9:03 pm

      Wow, people who don’t agree with you aren’t people. Real intelligent argument.

      As others have said, PETA =/= “standing up for the rights of animals.” In fact they kill more animals in their shelters than ANY OTHER ORGANIZATION, and are a bunch of stupid, ignorant, hypocritical morons.

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    • Tasha says:
      January 4, 2011 at 10:09 pm

      So Again, you think its okay f**k all of us? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not… eh, I think I’ll just end it at you having no place in this conversation.

      Reply
    • Rich says:
      January 5, 2011 at 7:21 am

      The only right animals have is the right to be my lunch.

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    • thatoneguy says:
      January 5, 2011 at 9:29 pm

      HEY…. F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply
  50. bobbyl says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    my god….. that was perfect :)

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  51. Joe says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Pets
    Eating
    Thoughtless
    Activists

    this is what it’ll end up meaning in the future

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  52. spoogemaster says:
    January 4, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    So Patrick you think its okay to smack talk PETA? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not support PETA’s tactics, but I do support animals, and how can you be against that?

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  53. Xopher says:
    January 4, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    I’ve been a vegetarian for more than 30 years.

    I deeply hate PETA. They make me so mad I’m sometimes tempted to bite the head off a small animal in front of them, just to offend them as much as they offend me.

    But I don’t. I’m a vegetarian.

    But if you want to I’ll buy you a rat at the Pet Shop! :-)

    Seriously, they tried to get the town of Fishkill to change its name. Even after they were told that ‘kill’ is a Dutch word for a particular formation of water. They are crazy stupid hypocrites.

    How can you be against that? :D

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    • jakasss says:
      January 16, 2011 at 10:22 pm

      I work in Fishkill….and I’ve seen the PETA assclowns there protesting before to change the name of the town….line em up in a straight line i say..so when I throw dead animals at them they are easier to hit I say lol

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  54. epicfail says:
    January 4, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    So you all think it’s okay to make me piss myself from laughing too hard? Cause if so you have no place in this conversation and you should back off right now. I might not laugh at all of your comments, but I’m just trying to enjoy myself here, and how can you be against that?

    Reply
  55. TypTyp says:
    January 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    I’m vegan, and this is hilarious.

    Reply
  56. McGillicutty says:
    January 4, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    So glad I didn’t bypass these comments with an implied TL;DR. Epic.
    I just ate a steak. It was delicious.
    I look forward to spring when the gophers come back out and I can renew my PETA membership…People Exploding Tiny Animals

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  57. Miss Fit says:
    January 4, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    ‘Rescue Shelter Boys’… Good Lord, that had me laughing for a good five minutes.

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  58. Wolf says:
    January 4, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    This is priceless. I didn’t read any comments made on here, too many. I’d just like to point out that just because you do not support PETA(what a useless thing to support) does not mean you support beating, mutilating, and inhumanely killing animals. I, for one, see PETA as a useless organization. I also stand for animals and I always will. As long as there are people mistreating/abusing animals I will protect them for as long as I live. Shauna had no right to claim kyle tortures and mutilates animals.

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    • Xopher says:
      January 4, 2011 at 6:35 pm

      Hear, hear. And I would add that because PETA is SO ridiculous, they undermine the anti-cruelty efforts of serious organizations. I’ve thought for a while that they’re a deliberate “turd in the punchbowl” to prevent others from making the case against animal cruelty. Their head honcho wears leather…’nuff said.

      Reply
    • Wildbreeze says:
      January 5, 2011 at 9:42 am

      Yes, exactly. I abhor animal abuse, and I try to do whatever I can to help animals. I’m looking into being a veterinarian. But I will never support PETA. It’s absolutely idiotic.

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    • FalseMercy says:
      January 6, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      I’ve got nothing at all against vegetarians and vegans, as long as they don’t try to press their beliefs on me (especially using fake science to justify it), and I’ve got no problems with people supporting treating animals ethically (I support animal rights). Peta, however, is an organization of people I’d kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. Every time I hear their name it makes my blood boil. The one thing I hate more in this world than excessively cruel people are the zealously ignorant.

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  59. Arrr says:
    January 4, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Wait is this the same Andrea as the one below?

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  60. Antelieris says:
    January 4, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    This is epic on so many levels. I lol’d so many times xD.

    Reply
  61. Floopy says:
    January 4, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    PETA——–>Gay rights

    Interesting conversation.

    Reply
  62. Fish says:
    January 5, 2011 at 4:30 am

    this one is so old.

    Reply
  63. Crispy-chan says:
    January 5, 2011 at 5:43 am

    I used to be a little PETA zombie when i was younger. But then i started to notice that on their kid’s section, you could order posters saying things like “Your mama kills animals”. Then my Peta opbsession kinda gradually died out.

    Honestly, i can’t take them serious. XD I still get e-mails asking me if i want to donate money for dogs that have no shelter.

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    • the emperor says:
      January 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm

      yeah. theyre no stranger to weird campaigns.
      they once tried to rename fish “sea kittens” because, “nobody wants to put a hook in a sea kitten!”

      Reply
  64. Sarah says:
    January 5, 2011 at 6:04 am

    This has been on College Humor for eons. But it’s still funny.

    Reply
  65. Niekie says:
    January 5, 2011 at 9:22 am

    This post was brillaint. Wow :) 10/10 for these guys!

    Reply
  66. Wildbreeze says:
    January 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    This is awesome. Seriously, PETA is the stupidest thing ever. I abhor animal cruelty, it makes me positively sick. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to join some stupid group with not-too-well-thought-out ideas. I mean, seriously, no animal should be in a cage? Uhhm…

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  67. Morely Dotes says:
    January 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

    If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians it?

    “To Serve Man” – it’s a cookbook!

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  68. Morely Dotes says:
    January 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

    eat*

    Gah.

    Reply
  69. Bill says:
    January 5, 2011 at 10:12 am

    I ran out of words to express the lulz and WIN and FTW and +(random number)internets expressed in the above Failbook and resulting comment thread

    Reply
  70. MeanMrs.Mustard says:
    January 5, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    “All they are trying to do is be fabulous!”
    LOL!

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  71. ekahnicole says:
    January 5, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    so friggin’ hilarious.

    PETA is dumb. I volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter (just adopted a kitten from there actually) that desperately needs more money and supplies, while thousands of mindless idiots send money to an organization that doesn’t even operate no-kill shelters.

    Reply
    • Lytrigian says:
      January 5, 2011 at 4:14 pm

      Yeah, this.

      Reply
    • for the record says:
      January 6, 2011 at 6:19 am

      There is no such thing as a “no kill” shelter. When they are out of space and turn away animals that end up in the streets, killed by the people who don’t want them, or in another shelter that does euthanize. PETA is not the problem, over population is. In addition PETA offers free and low cost spaying and neutering, helping out thousands of families and animals every year preventing millions of births in the first place. Yes be angry but at the people who breed animals and don’t get them fixed.

      Reply
  72. mike says:
    January 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    P.E.T.A
    p-people
    “for the”
    E-eating
    “of”
    T-tasty
    A-animals
    “god has room for every animal on his earth, …right next to his mashed potatoes.”

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  73. Lucy says:
    January 5, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals.

    Reply
  74. colin says:
    January 7, 2011 at 1:19 am

    that really wasnt much of a burn. the girl beat him with logic pretty well….

    0/10 trolling

    Reply
  75. Ventrue says:
    January 7, 2011 at 5:48 am

    Goddamned dirty PETA loonatic hippies. Put the bong and meth away you freaks.

    As someone who works for a REAL animal welfare organisation, let me tell you these drug-addled morons make things so much more difficult. These pretentious douchebags need to be shut up so those of us who are actually trying to save the animals, instead of running around throwing paint at old women (why don’t they do that to bikers? Isn’t leather just as much murder as fur?) don’t get so much mistrust and abuse from the public..

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  76. greg says:
    January 7, 2011 at 7:51 am

    …i was waiting for the “way to deal with protein deficiency” comment… ; )

    Reply
  77. Legend says:
    January 7, 2011 at 9:54 am

    If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of food.

    Reply
  78. PETA FTW says:
    January 7, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    People Eating Tasty Animals FTW

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  79. Michael says:
    January 7, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    aaaaaahahahahaha

    Reply
  80. Evan says:
    January 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Opposing PETA≠Supporting animal cruelty.

    I fully support harassing PETA people. Comments like this, and, if I identify one in-person, and I ever get the chance, eating a Baconator in front of them. I don’t support animal cruelty, but I am not going vegan. Hell, no. Bacon is too awesome to go Vegan, and Veggie “Bacon” is just… unnatural…

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  81. Name (required) says:
    January 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    PETA=People eating tasty animals!

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  82. mckye says:
    January 29, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    lets all give up this nonsense and become humanitarians, I’m sure we can all agree that their meat is much more tender and their skin makes lovely suits, many of them are already used to spending their lives confined to tiny cubicles where they are fattened until their juicy neckmeans are ripe for harvest….

    and if you cant see that than you need to the heck, how can you be against that?

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  83. mckye says:
    January 29, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    neckmeats*

    Reply
  84. Desiree says:
    March 2, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    I smoked a big j before reading this and LOLMFAO, ye this is sick.

    Reply
  85. Somebodyputsomethinginmydrink says:
    March 27, 2011 at 12:33 am

    So Desiree, do you really think its ok to let this page die? Cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and back off right now. I may not support all the stuff this page says, but it’s just trying to get it’s joke across, how can you be against that?

    Reply
  86. DetectiveThorn says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    I wonder if PETA would like Soylent Green. It’s not made of animals….

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