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Hot or Not

A) You only waited 4 minutes
2) You’re ugly
D) All of the above

Submitted by: Laura

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  1. Bobbin says:

    Don’t mind me. Just ruining everyone’s chance of being first.

  2. Successful troll says:

    Facebook… more like Failbook! Amirite?!

  3. gigi says:

    There are no words to fully express how much I hate women like Olivia.

  4. G Man says:

    LOL! I actually feel bad for her.

  5. Skunky Beaumont says:

    Nice Home Alone reference

  6. [A] says:

    BIMBO to the max?

  7. Wheez says:

    *Like* She looks much better blurred!

  8. Shipoopi says:

    poidh

    • Duaner says:

      You probably shouldn’t drink and Failbook. People get seriously injured every year in drunken Failbook accidents. Don’t be a statistic!

  9. zxxx says:

    laura the submitter of this also failed. 1,2,3 or a,b,c …. not a,2,d ?!?! lol

  10. zxxx says:

    laura the submitter of this also failed. 1,2,3 or a,b,c …. not a,2,d ?!?! lol

  11. Knowher says:

    I personally know this person, and yes, she is that shallow…….

  12. Gomerfied says:

    D….stuck up beotch!!

  13. Mr_X says:

    So…she finds herself hot?

    Talk about narcissistic :P

  14. manybellsdown says:

    Am I hot yet?

    … Am I hot yet?

    ……How bout now?

    …….. Am I hot NOW?!?!!

  15. Shushikac says:

    Hahaha! I almost peed my pants. Olivia is my facebook friend, and
    I laughed at this yesterday. She’s 14 guys. Chillaxx.

  16. + _JOSEPH_ + says:

    4) She has no friends.

  17. Action Jackson says:

    Did any one notice the list of answers provided by the poster? I didn’t know that the third letter of the alphabet was “D,” nor did I know that “2″ was a letter.

  18. Box of Turtles says:

    A, 2, D… thank you Buzz from “Home Alone” for that gem.

  19. Villy says:

    Double Fail. I can’t stand people that fish for attention like that, and it bugs me to no end when people like their own status.

    I can’t tell you how many times my younger sister has posted “comment on this if you love me!”

    I always want to reach through the screen and gibbsmack her.

  20. asdf says:

    she liked her own status.

    lol

    • Duaner says:

      A sure sign of narcissism, but then, being a teenager is the ” Look at me! I’m right here. LOVE ME!” stage. This doesn’t surprise me in the least.

  21. be.chilllllll. says:

    guys relax, i know olivia and her friends hacked her account on her blackberry and did this. you are all being mean and its unnecessary. ITS A JOKE.

  22. olivias friend says:

    guys no need to be harsh hahaha it was one of her friends that made it that

  23. person says:

    GUYS CHILL OUT. i know olivia personally and she is sooo nice, her friend posted this as a joke and all you douce bags are talking about her like you know her so please shut up

  24. Me says:

    Her boyfriend `drewbie` sounds like a zombie

  25. CynicalSquid says:

    Lol “A) 2) D)” that’s from home alone isn’t it?

    And Liking your own status is like high-five-ing yourself in public… This fails almost as much as Justin Bieber.

  26. SimonMc says:

    Just look at the blanked out picture.She’s fat.

  27. chillthe says:

    chill the out people. olivia was probably kidding about this whole thing. get a life and stop trying to put other people down when your probably the f**ked up ones.

  28. ilovetiki says:

    errone is over-reacting. her friends set this status as a joke, cool your jets.

    • Duaner says:

      How -dare- you tell me what to think! I don’t take orders from some internet asshat! Kindly go play fetch with your dog using a live hand grenade.

      ^ That’s overreacting. Everything I’ve seen has has been an appropriate response to someone being an attention-seeking putz.

  29. i love her says:

    i love olivia. she is one of the NICEST people i know. she is HOT but most of all HUMBLE about it. oh… and I POSTED THIS AS A JOKE!!!!!! CHILL OUT

  30. olivia says:

    hi! olivia here, this wasn’t me who set this status! it was a friend who thought it would be funny

  31. Anna says:

    Or maybe ‘drewbie’ is at the grizzly bear end of the human spectrum…

  32. Acord says:

    Not – she’s too pixelated for my tastes.

  33. Eskimo says:

    You guys do realise that the person posting all these ‘chill out’ comments are in actual fact Olivia, riiight?

    • Toenail says:

      That much is obvious. It’s been a while since I’ve seen someone work this hard to convince the rest of the world that she’s not a complete narcissist though. I guess that’s kind of sad.

  34. Duaner says:

    So much troll-bait on this page. It’s so bright! It burns the eyes!

  35. iz says:

    Ummmm, seriously guys? I know Olivia PERSONALLY and she is SO super sweet. Her facebook got hacked by some losers, alright, so you all need to stop judging and just the heck.

  36. asdbhjngfdsv says:

    okay guys! this is what all teenage girls to each others facebook!!!! you all need to chill and get a life k? Thanks!!!! and to the person above you’re also dumb because it’s not losers its her hilarious group of friends and whoever put this on here is most def jealous of Olivia so you all can move along with your sad, pathetic lives. Thanks bye!
    also this is olivia’s friends writing this ^ and we also made her status which we do like every week to everyones status so all you haters who dont know her…BUH BYE!!!!! xoxooxoxoxoxoxo BBH <3

  37. lakjdsf says:

    it makes me laugh seeing these comments, i know olivia. You all really have the time to find this and comment hateful things about someone you dont know? get a life pleaseee

  38. Jan says:

    wow. first of all, i’d like all of you to just take a step back and look at what you have JUST put on the internet. to you, it seems to be a funny comment that’ll boost your confidence up juuuust a bit, hoping it’ll fill in the emptiness you have. to me, it looks like a bunch of losers who have no lives and search for a website like this that’ll help you express your depression and loneliness. i’d just like to say that this status was NOT posted by her, it was posted by her friends who were just trying to have fun. i hope you all realize how stupid and immature you really are. and to the maker of this website, please don’t tell me you actually think this is something successful.

    • facepalm says:

      If this website is so immature and only depressed losers are on here why are you here submitting things and posting? I think you and all your little friends need to step back and take a look at what you just posted online. I’m sure if your parents found out they wouldn’t be happy with you.

    • Toenail says:

      I’ll give you a thousand bucks if you’re not Olivia.

  39. Wow says:

    So Olivia just trolled the hell out of failbook with multiple names to try and get everyone to believe that her “bestest friends in the whole wide world did this”? Right… Nice try, but you Fail yet again, Olivia.

  40. lolwhut says:

    narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism narcissism

  41. Boosterseat says:

    ” A) You only waited 4 minutes
    2) You’re ugly
    D) All of the above”

    Wow, that’s bad.

  42. Jafudge says:

    ‘Drewbie’ didn’t like it either.

  43. lolollololol says:

    the coments section is better than the main section modafokaaaa

  44. Alegira L'Ucello says:

    The hell kind of name is Drewbie?

  45. i know olivia and she did all the change-naming

  46. Anna says:

    Yup. That is so raven : )

  47. person says:

    that is so mean, what if she did? and she is not making a fool of herself. HER FRIEND POSTED THAT AS A JOKE. it seems no one can understand that, you must have a small brain.

  48. asdbhjngfdsv says:

    Honestly, you are so incredibly ignorant it makes me sick. You are obviously some internet low-life because the only reason we saw this is because it’s our friend and we aren’t sitting on our lazy, worthless asses all day reading dumb things like this. And actually, yes in fact, it did upset her a lot. And yes she is living a happy life because she is 15 and doesn’t need 40 year old creeps that live in their mothers basement messing with it. Her friends did this as a joke and if you lived where we did and had the same facebook friends you would see that all the girls do this to each other, something you obviously wouldn’t understand because you are clearly no longer a teenager or even a young adult. So yeah, I feel sorry for fat creeps like you.

  49. asdbhjngfdsv says:

    i love you so much you know who<3<3<3<3<3

  50. thatguy says:

    LOL!

    Tip for you, kid… you can’t win fights on the interwebz. Especially with insults and false bravado. Let it go and move on.

  51. Alegira L'Ucello says:

    Ehhh, come back when you have some…comebacks. People gotta learn to take stuff like this so seriously.


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