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[blank] Jesus Died for Your [blank]

[blank] Jesus Died for Your [blank]

Recycle Jesus died for your bins.
Bowling Jesus died for your pins.
Hollywood Squares Jesus died for your Paul Lyndes. (That’s for the older folks.)

MOAR!

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  1. CerberusRex says:

    serial rapist Jesus died while rotting in jail. justice is served. what

  2. Zocktoast says:

    Johnny Quest Jesus died for your Dr.Zins

  3. dr.rofl says:

    bad breath jesus died for your mints

  4. dr.rofl says:

    frankenstein jesus died for your limbs

  5. dr.rofl says:

    anorexic jesus died for your thins… i am going to have fun in hell

  6. Snooglebum says:

    Jedi Jesus died for your midichlorians.

  7. Connor says:

    Invader Jesus died for your Zims

  8. Chriz says:

    Comedian Jesus died for your grins.

  9. Sabocat says:

    Rat Jesus died for your NIMH’s.

    Fat kid Jesus died for your chins.

    Mohel Jesus died for your foreskins.

    Viet Jesus died for your Mihns.

    Fiddle Jesus died for your violins.

    Zodiac Jesus died for Gemini, the twins.

  10. Daph says:

    Drunk Jesus died for your gin
    Plastic Sergon Jesus died for your double chin
    Buffalo Bill Jesus died for your skin

  11. BKA says:

    Mexican jesus died for you beans

    Fashion jesus died for your jeans

    Pedo jesus died for your teens

  12. noah says:

    chinese philosopher jesus died for your zhen

  13. Awesome-o says:

    World of warcraft jesus died for your moonkins – oh yeah, I went there

  14. Awesome-o says:

    ALSO, frat guy jesus died for your blumpkins

  15. bonadrag says:

    activist/historian jesus died for your zinns

  16. Polyesterspectre says:

    Dentist Jesus died for your grins.
    Historian Jesus died for your Zinns.
    Fish Jesus died for your fins…
    …and Kalevala Jesus died for your Finns.
    Kite Jesus died for your winds.
    Vesper Jesus died for your Lynds.

  17. Nope. says:

    Maths Jesus died for your sines.

  18. Nate says:

    Homo Jesus died for your men

  19. stoilis says:

    Network Jesus died for your pings
    Phisher Jesus died for your PINs

  20. Peter says:

    Spidey Jesus died for your goblins.

  21. Starman says:

    Annoying sound Jesus died for your dins.

    Bronze Jesus died for your copper.. and tins

    Pittsburgh Jesus died for your yinz.

  22. CthulhuMythos says:

    Pervert Jesus died for your twins?

  23. Erre_ says:

    Charlie Jesus died for our Sheen

  24. Jake says:

    Charlie sheen jesus died for your wins
    BBM Jesus died for your PIN

  25. daudemec says:

    Gentleman Jesus died for you Pimms

  26. firetongue says:

    Someone please screenshot this and post it! Over fifty different blank jesus died for your blank jokes on this one status. So hilarious http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500755046&v=wall&story_fbid=10150154987710047&refid=7

  27. alicianicole says:

    Terrorist Jesus died for your twins. towers.

  28. FyrixXemnas says:

    Gospel choir Jesus died for your hymns.

  29. Me says:

    Charlie Sheen Jesus died for your wins

  30. Albernikirk says:

    Idaho Jesus died for potato skins.

  31. Albernikirk says:

    Fisherman Jesus died for salmins

  32. Corrective Vision Jesus died for your lense

  33. Lakeretgulv says:

    Pilot Jesus died for your wings


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