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Definitely Not Kosher

Definitely Not Kosher

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  1. This was posted about 20 hours ago on demotivational. How come it got there first before here? It’s not normally that way. Although, the guy could’ve just got the image and uploaded it.

  2. somebodyman says:

    Jesus was born under a bacon?

  3. your mom says:

    …not seeing the fail here?

    • not a fail says:

      Because it isn’t one?

      I’m sorry you need your humor spoon-fed to you. If you keep complaining, maybe they’ll start labeling every f**king thing “FAIL” and “WIN” again. I can’t stand those of you think that just because it says “Fail” in the title, that’s all that the site can be used for.

      • bill braski says:

        Its a fail because it failed to fail. You sir. Failed as well.

      • your mom says:

        That works out fine, because I can’t stand douchebags who get offended over stupid s**t.

        It’s not even funny, it’s just cool. There are several other sections of this site for that kind of material and I’m pretty sure this has already been on them multiple times. The only sense in that I need my humor “spoon-fed” to me is that it needs to actually BE humor.

    • snochick says:

      EXACTLY! I thought, “How is this a fail? The bacon makes it a double win!”

  4. Amanda says:

    Awesome

  5. Rowdie says:

    Isn’t Jesus chewish?

  6. JimberJam says:

    Sweet bacon baby Jesus!

  7. Jibble says:

    Gotta poop!

  8. Beast says:

    Wow. That is so Lady Gaga…

    And Charles, get some education. Jesus was a Jew.

  9. skratte says:

    Holy infant, so tender and mild…
    Steep in Heavenly gre-e-e-e-e-ease…

  10. silvr says:

    Now You should make a nice building of the “Rock of the Dome” out of a big ham and maybe a Menorah out of pork jerky…IDIOTS

  11. Nick R. Bocker says:

    And the virgin wrapped the child in swaddling bacon…

  12. jdl1000 says:

    lol sacrilicious!

  13. MC Grammar says:

    Sausage Jesus was born in Bethleham

  14. Ironica says:

    Now that’s a nativity scene that I think our atheist family can get behind!

  15. fuali says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  16. Johnny Two Toes says:

    Dear Bacon,

    Thank You.

    Sincerely,

    Water Chestnut III

  17. ilik3muffins says:

    That is Blasphemeat!!!

  18. Just Me says:

    This whole thread is a win. Too hard to pick the funniest, points for all!

  19. lolololol says:

    Blasphemeat!

  20. grmrsan says:

    I can’t decide if that’s a fail or a win! On the one hand it’s creative and fun to put on the table,and everyone will want to be the one to eat Jesus. On the other hand it’s kind of creepy, and everyone will want to eat Jesus.

  21. Christopher, the one of many says:

    Why does my mom’s nativity scene have to be made out of porcelain instead of pork?

  22. MY says:

    The sacrilicious made me lol

  23. Rodney says:

    Away, in some sausage, no ham for a bed,
    The little pork Jesus laid down his fat head.
    The hungry on-lookers looked down where he lay,
    The little pork Jesus asleep in the… SAUERKRAUT???

    Oh, eff this, I’m hungry!!!!

  24. C-star says:

    Is it still sacrilegious if everyone just agrees not to eat Jesus?

  25. Walalala says:

    Jews don’t eat pork

  26. Leanne says:

    Meativity scene. Delicious!

  27. karsinivandijk says:

    what nonsense is this?

  28. lurkaderp says:

    sacridelicious

  29. Imalshen says:

    Gross!!! lol

  30. I'm 12. says:

    What is this?

  31. Bobbin says:

    N…N-No…. *coughs* No. What the hell?

  32. momma cheshire says:

    gettin hungry just looking at the meativity scene

  33. Wow says:

    Umm…Anybody else think the Virgin Mary looks a bit phallic???

  34. .... says:

    Uhm. This was on myfoodlooksfunny like a week ago. Fail. -.-

  35. hrmmm says:

    I guess it does if you’re talking about the meat curtains.

  36. Pickleburp says:

    haha…”porked” Mary…hahaha…

  37. Teh Douche says:

    Bacon is awesome! (Click the link!)

  38. Dy says:

    I’m thinking this would be really disgusting to eat. Sure it seems like a great idea to cook meat and cheese together, but all the grease from this is going to drip down into the cheese. That’s really disgusting, but the most creative thing I’ve ever seen done with meat products.

  39. killah144 says:

    this pic is from a video on youtube by epic mealtime

  40. dsch says:

    Sorry to ask but what does “manger” means in English ? Cause to me it’s just the French for “to eat” .

  41. Walleh says:

    This is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

  42. CoraFang says:

    So Jews don’t eat pork…. because it’s cannibalism?

  43. may4life says:

    If Lady GaGa was Mary…

  44. J'aimeMonVagin says:

    LOL! “Manger” in French is the verb “to eat”.

  45. J'aimeMonVagin says:

    LOL! The word “Manger” in French is the verb “to eat”.

    Always knew Jesus was a wiener head 8=====D

  46. Firebert says:

    O little ham of Bethlehem
    sausage we see thee lie
    Above thy deep and greasy sleep
    The Ballpark weiners go by;
    Yet in thy bacon strips shineth
    The everlasting Lard;
    The non-kosher fears of all the years
    Are met in thee tonight.

  47. badfairy says:

    Dibs on the jesus weenie, one camel and the roof…


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