This was posted about 20 hours ago on demotivational. How come it got there first before here? It’s not normally that way. Although, the guy could’ve just got the image and uploaded it.
I’m sorry you need your humor spoon-fed to you. If you keep complaining, maybe they’ll start labeling every f**king thing “FAIL” and “WIN” again. I can’t stand those of you think that just because it says “Fail” in the title, that’s all that the site can be used for.
That works out fine, because I can’t stand douchebags who get offended over stupid s**t.
It’s not even funny, it’s just cool. There are several other sections of this site for that kind of material and I’m pretty sure this has already been on them multiple times. The only sense in that I need my humor “spoon-fed” to me is that it needs to actually BE humor.
I can’t decide if that’s a fail or a win! On the one hand it’s creative and fun to put on the table,and everyone will want to be the one to eat Jesus. On the other hand it’s kind of creepy, and everyone will want to eat Jesus.
Away, in some sausage, no ham for a bed,
The little pork Jesus laid down his fat head.
The hungry on-lookers looked down where he lay,
The little pork Jesus asleep in the… SAUERKRAUT???
I’m thinking this would be really disgusting to eat. Sure it seems like a great idea to cook meat and cheese together, but all the grease from this is going to drip down into the cheese. That’s really disgusting, but the most creative thing I’ve ever seen done with meat products.
O little ham of Bethlehem
sausage we see thee lie
Above thy deep and greasy sleep
The Ballpark weiners go by;
Yet in thy bacon strips shineth
The everlasting Lard;
The non-kosher fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight.
This was posted about 20 hours ago on demotivational. How come it got there first before here? It’s not normally that way. Although, the guy could’ve just got the image and uploaded it.
Jesus was born under a bacon?
Yes. Yes he was.
*Hands you your applesauce*
Now, go take a nice nap.
Your comment is full of win. =3
Your comment is full of letters :O
Your comment is full of obviousness.
Your comment is full of sarcasm.
your comment is full of stupid.
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Your comment is full of c’s and hypens.
No, it is not full of win.
…not seeing the fail here?
Because it isn’t one?
I’m sorry you need your humor spoon-fed to you. If you keep complaining, maybe they’ll start labeling every f**king thing “FAIL” and “WIN” again. I can’t stand those of you think that just because it says “Fail” in the title, that’s all that the site can be used for.
Its a fail because it failed to fail. You sir. Failed as well.
That works out fine, because I can’t stand douchebags who get offended over stupid s**t.
It’s not even funny, it’s just cool. There are several other sections of this site for that kind of material and I’m pretty sure this has already been on them multiple times. The only sense in that I need my humor “spoon-fed” to me is that it needs to actually BE humor.
EXACTLY! I thought, “How is this a fail? The bacon makes it a double win!”
Ergo, if a double negative = a postive, then couldn’t a double win = a fail?
Awesome
Isn’t Jesus chewish?
You, sir, rock.
Sweet bacon baby Jesus!
Gotta poop!
Wow. That is so Lady Gaga…
And Charles, get some education. Jesus was a Jew.
That’s what he said..
*facepalm* I didn’t fail so hard yet…
*fail so hard at reading comments @fail/win/whatever
That babe in the manger was no Hebrew stranger. Jesus was never a Jew!
Sorry, his last name was Christ, not Christowicz!
Wow, that statement fails so badly that it hurts my head even thinking about it.
…this is quite unknown TV show here so… Unlike Chuck Norris, this show is not a common knowledge.
I agree with Beast. Never heard of it so it doesn’t have meme status.
*Yet.
Nah… This thing haves creativity, humor and Christmas spirit… Lady Gaga has none of the three…
She has a dress of meat. Just like those figures.
That dress didn’t showed creativity, humor or Christmas spirit, so I sustain what I said.
Holy infant, so tender and mild…
Steep in Heavenly gre-e-e-e-e-ease…
Now You should make a nice building of the “Rock of the Dome” out of a big ham and maybe a Menorah out of pork jerky…IDIOTS
Not that you’re bitter…
Er… isn’t it the Dome of the Rock?
And the virgin wrapped the child in swaddling bacon…
lol sacrilicious!
I was thinkin it is more scrumdiddlyumptious then sacrilicious.
Sausage Jesus was born in Bethleham
Ha!
Are you sure he wasn’t born into Beefleham?
Not funny fail. Please don’t try agains.
Excuse the extra “s”, my dog peed on the keyboard.
Not funny fail. Please don’t try again.
Now that’s a nativity scene that I think our atheist family can get behind!
Amen!
“amen” to that!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ate too much baby Jesus?
^WIN.
Dear Bacon,
Thank You.
Sincerely,
Water Chestnut III
Don’t want that potato? Bippity-boppity-bacon. It’s now your favourite part of the meal.
That is Blasphemeat!!!
This whole thread is a win. Too hard to pick the funniest, points for all!
Blasphemeat!
I can’t decide if that’s a fail or a win! On the one hand it’s creative and fun to put on the table,and everyone will want to be the one to eat Jesus. On the other hand it’s kind of creepy, and everyone will want to eat Jesus.
If I did go to church, I’d certainly choose bacon over stale crackers as “the body of Christ”.
Not to mention the people who want to eat the Virgin Mary.
ROFL!!!!
*must not make comment about fish*
Best point ever! WIN!
Why does my mom’s nativity scene have to be made out of porcelain instead of pork?
The sacrilicious made me lol
+1
Away, in some sausage, no ham for a bed,
The little pork Jesus laid down his fat head.
The hungry on-lookers looked down where he lay,
The little pork Jesus asleep in the… SAUERKRAUT???
Oh, eff this, I’m hungry!!!!
Bahahaha! OMG that was funny!
Is it still sacrilegious if everyone just agrees not to eat Jesus?
Jews don’t eat pork
Thank you for that, Captain Obvious. I rather thought we were all taking that for granted.
Jews also don’t have nativity scenes (generally). Problem solved.
Meativity scene. Delicious!
what nonsense is this?
sacridelicious
Gross!!! lol
What is this?
N…N-No…. *coughs* No. What the hell?
gettin hungry just looking at the meativity scene
Umm…Anybody else think the Virgin Mary looks a bit phallic???
Uhm. This was on myfoodlooksfunny like a week ago. Fail. -.-
I guess it does if you’re talking about the meat curtains.
ROFL
haha…”porked” Mary…hahaha…
Bacon is awesome! (Click the link!)
I’m thinking this would be really disgusting to eat. Sure it seems like a great idea to cook meat and cheese together, but all the grease from this is going to drip down into the cheese. That’s really disgusting, but the most creative thing I’ve ever seen done with meat products.
It’s not cheese, it’s sauerkraut.
this pic is from a video on youtube by epic mealtime
nvm
Sorry to ask but what does “manger” means in English ? Cause to me it’s just the French for “to eat” .
It is a food trough – to eat from/with in the old french.
This is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
So Jews don’t eat pork…. because it’s cannibalism?
minus 1million internets.
If Lady GaGa was Mary…
LOL! “Manger” in French is the verb “to eat”.
LOL! The word “Manger” in French is the verb “to eat”.
Always knew Jesus was a wiener head 8=====D
O little ham of Bethlehem
sausage we see thee lie
Above thy deep and greasy sleep
The Ballpark weiners go by;
Yet in thy bacon strips shineth
The everlasting Lard;
The non-kosher fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight.
Dibs on the jesus weenie, one camel and the roof…