“Na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na…”
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“Na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na…”
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Haha. I thought of the song before I actually read the comments.
ME TOO!
What’s the song? =/
short skirt, long jacket – Cake
I don’t like Cake. I spit on Cake. Ptui.
The Cake is a lie!
You are so damned original.
Damn…I meant to write “The Cake is a like”…lol
And I am original… Noone likes…erm…there’s noone like me!!
And everyone else is glad about that.
you spat on a lie!
let me clean that for u …
Nah, this song is a win!
100% Gold.
Great song!
That was awesome!!!
Hahaha, I thought of the song too, and this was a win. Cake´s good. Can´t believe she didn´t pick it up, and even if she didn´t know the song, she COULD´VE thought they were copying something and googled the words.
Also, Viviana, give it up and become a lesbo – or a nun. You´re looking for a non-existent man.
Cake != good
You are correct. Cake = awesome.
no, it has been proven by science cake is terrible
it has been proven by the internets that THE CAKE IS A LIE!
LYING IS GOOD!
Lying is GOD!
‘!=’ means does NOT equal.
Which is exactly why he said, “You’re right. (Cake is not good.) Cake is awesome!”
Dumbass.
I want a girl who is just as clueless as her, and a loooooooong jacket!
She’d better get a dog. It would be more fullfilling to her wishes than any man.
And guys like these wonder why they have to pay to get laid.
Sense of humor + avoiding psycho chicks. Looks like they have a decent chance with a sane girl.
I got to agree with you there. They get positive points for music choice. ‘I want a guy to show me off at work.’? WTF?
Agreed. A guy who showed me that much affection would annoy the piss out of me.
The other two, however, I could certainly date… one.
Awesome, made of win!
Cake – Short Skirt/Long Jacket
But the cake is a lie.
I was hoping someone would say that in the status’ comments, lol.
Would’ve been hilarious.
She said “let them eat cake” but instead they threw muffins at the crowd (they were leftovers, cops wouldn’t eat them).
nice.
at first i haven’t had clue what’s happening but then i listen the song
and all i can say is
……na-na-na-na-na-na
I vote this for fail/win of the year!!
Thank you for reaffirming my pro position on using prophylactics.
^^ LOL ^^
I didn’t know that song either but if she wasn’t so slow, she would have looked for it on google.
oh, i love Chuck!
YAAY! I’m not the only one! I was hoping someone would say that in the comments. That’s the only reason I know this song LOL and now I love it.
Same here!
It’s funny considering one of the guy is named Charles.
Too bad the other guy wasn’t named Morgan.
lol that is funny, I actually didn’t see that until you pointed it out.
Haha! I just heard this song on the radio for the first time in forever, and [having only heard the instrumental bits] my thought process was something along the lines of, “I think this is Cake. It sure sounds like a Cake song I’ve heard before. Hey, why does it seem more familiar than that? Holy crap! It’s the theme song to Chuck!”
It made me love both Cake and Chuck even more!
Did anyone else notice that (apart from the being all over her part) she basically described a dad? Someone has daddy issues.
Or a gay buddy. Maybe she just wants to become a beard.
Funny that the first guy’s name is Charles:P
waste of time!
There’s an awful lot of girls that think they should be handed the sun moon and stars in a relationship for no other reason than that they’re female. I’ve wanted to know for a long time: why do you think you deserve it?
Man needs woman more than woman needs man. For tens of thousands of years man labored to create a sexist society to achieve equality, but inevitably he failed. Now he can either drink himself to death or choose to be “separate but equal”, i.e. a homosexual.
not really, man can get a job and thus pay for pron
man is self-sufficient
or rather pay the internet bill and get free pron, but you get the gist
What about steal wifi and get free pron?
that works too, well played
this
Seeing how some women jump from relationship to relationship I make the assertion that women need men more, not to mention that we were the bread-winners for a couple of thousand years before that. If you’re strong and independent you don’t really so much -need- a significant other so much as you’d just enjoy having the company along for the ride.
Oh you have so much to learn, tadpole. Women sometimes jump from man to man because…we *can.* And now that a majority of us can “earn our own bread,” so to speak, men are really nothing but playthings for us, or at least someone to keep us company. Love it or hate it, men molded us into what we are today.
opening your legs isnt really earning, now is it?
I’m sure you also think that it’s acceptable for women to do that but would think less of a guy that did, by that line of thought. It’s a lovely double standard you promote.
Are you F&*&*( retarded? what erality do you live in? Which sex is it that can’t go more than two days without being in a relationship; something which said sex needs in order to validate themselves and provide self-confidence which constatly needs to be reinforced by said relationship with constant compliments verifing said sex’s attractiveness and beauty in comparison with her competitors….
Michelle,
Coming from another woman,
You’re a f*cking idiot.
Associate with a better class of women. We’re not all like that.
sterotypes don’t include everyone, just the vast majority.
If this description applies to the ‘vast majority’ of women you meet, the problem is the women you choose, not the majority of the female population.
Or, perhaps you feel as though that because you think this discription doesn’t apply to you that it must not apply to the vast majority of women. Either you can’t see the wood from the trees, or you grossly underestimate yourself, trust me, my choices in women have nothing to do with this opinion, it comes from the anecdotal evidence of hundreds, if not thousands, of friends and acquaintances.
You have hundreds [or, possibly, thousands] of friends and acquaintances who complain about their choice of women?
Have you ever considered the fact that these “hundreds” might be sharing the same hundred, or so, women [women who are not of great standing]?
Have you ever considered that a hundred or a thousand is a large enough sample size to give significant statistical results, i.e. political polls. Have you considered thinking before you speak?
That would depend upon whether or not it is a self-selecting group and the amount of error. Hand me your dataset, I’m happy to look it over.
You know, it sounds like you’re describing a man to me. From my experience, men are MUCH more needy in relationships. THEY are the ones who need compliments (especially on a sexual level) and can’t go a few days without calling. Men seem to be worse than women in this area.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for equality, but I can see why women would be making such comments. After generation after generation of sexism, some of us are angry (and rightfully so)
Interesting; while there are times I might agree with you, and often what are decribe as female traits are more prominent in men, just more well hidden.
But in terms of relationships women are more needy, they are the ones that need the relationship in the first place; men, almost always, are just in it for the sex. As far as men needing compliments about sex, well we don’t need them, we seek them to keep you quiet, to make you think we care that it was good for you too… …… maybe
“I had an experience where I slept with a man who did not give me an organism.”
No man has EVER given me an organism.
“Also, I like how you think that guys are good at fooling girls. Let me tell you something–they aren’t. The majority of girls can sniff out a lie ten miles away. You guys aren’t good actors, to be honest.”
The science just doesn’t bear that out at all I’m afraid. There is zero evidence in the dozens of studies done on deception to suggest that either men OR women (save for a few outliers from both sexes– out of over 15,000 people tested, only 50 were found who could sniff out a lie reliably) are any better than chance at sniffing out a lie. You’d likely do just as well tossing a coin. And if you’re better than chance, you’d have already realized how terrible everyone else is at it.
Not all guys need their ego stroked, although once in a while it’s much appreciated, as I’m sure it’s a moment of pride to be on the other end. This neediness appears to come from this desire for a sensitive guy that women propagate wanting. As with most things we men do, some have a habit of taking it too far. So to that end, we too are what you’ve helped create.
As for the sexism, you’ve got every reason to still be pissed. What you don’t have any reason to do is take it out on the guys that have nothing to do with it. Not every guy just wants you to stare at the ceiling and then fetch a tasty sammich. I can make my own damned sandwich, thank you
I don’t think I’m taking it out on guys at all. I was simply stating that there’s a reason that other women have posted in such a manner.
I thought it was clear that I was generalizing–I realize that not all guys are needy or act in this manner. If I was not clear, I apologize. I did not mean to suggest that there was something wrong with all men.
However, in general, I’ve noticed that men are much more ‘sensitive’ to having their feelings hurt–whether they are a ‘tough guy’ or a ‘sensitive scenester’. Guys are just good at HIDING this sensitivity, is all.
And not all girls want over-sensitive men. I accidentally dated one of those and it was hell. Never again. Then again, I suppose you were generalizing too. : )
Yep, it’s a hard habit to break, wanting to lump everyone in the same group. There’s a winning formula to relationships but too few get it and not enough even try to figure it out. Those that figure it out will get to enjoy long, happy relationships. Those that don’t are doomed to repeat their failures until they hopefully puzzle it all together.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that. Too many people, male and female, forget that relationships take a bit of work. : (
you know your right; I am angry, why can’t i have the kush life where i just chill at home and play with the kids all day, or spend my whole day cheating on my spouse. And then when we get divorced, b/c i dont f*ck her anymore, take half of her income for alimony and the other half for child support and leave her to work two jobs so that she can afford to live in a sh**ty unheated basement apartment, eat cup of noodle and only see her kids for one holiday out of the year.
Because this describes the life of most women? The chip on your shoulder becomes clear…
You have obviously never babysat if you think raising children = “playing with kids all day”. Get a two year old to do something you need them to do and they don’t want to. I dare you. Chase after a 6-year-old who wants to play chase when you need her to go to bed. Be jumped on by a 5-year-old. If they’re yours, you should be paying child support. They are still partly your responsibility and half your genetics. You don’t get to procreate and run in a divorce. A baby costs $20k a year to support, and it increases with age.
And all those other services you take for granted, like a clean house, a nanny, hot meals, a clean bathroom, and all your grocery shopping done? Do the math and you’d realize exactly how much you’re getting in “unpaid labor” from a woman. It’s estimated that 1/3 of the world’s GNP is invisible because it’s woman’s services. Guess how much time that takes, especially when rangling just one of the above munchkins?
I don’t think it’s fair that men get screwed on child visitation, but you obviously have no idea what it is to be a housewife. My mom kept a clean house, good food, and raised and homeschooled me on a minimal budget. When my dad retired and my mom went back to work, things went downhill because he couldn’t even do the laundry, let alone vacuum more than twice a month.
^ Proof that women are delusional.
^ Proof that the poster is 12 and hasn’t bothered trying to take care of himself yet, let alone others.
you serious man? what makes you think you deserve anything you get? relationships are work on both ends. morals of kids today have gone down the tubes. Love your man, respect your woman!
I don’t think I deserve anything. There’s a few things I like and look for, some reasonable standards, that’s about it. I’m not about to delude myself with some pompous sense of self entitlement or set impossible standards that no woman could possibly live up to. I’m at least smart enough to see how self-destructive both are.
really? wanting a guy who’s unashamed to love a girl in public for more than the sex part is considered “handed the sun moon and stars”? O_O from your replies later on to amanda about personality>perfect looks, i’m surprised that a girl asking to be loved for more than physical intercourse reminds you of “handed the sun moon and stars”…
Personally, the deal breaker for me is “primary goal is to make me feel special” – there are guys who can do everything she said, but that last makes it seem like a one-way street. I, for one, want more from a relationship than to be a girl’s accessory.
I’m not saying that this girl wants the world on a silver platter. Hell, she’s very reasonable in what she wants. I may be jumping to this conclusion, but it seems to me that Viviana likely doesn’t expect it to be a two-way street. You really do get back what you give and thanks to this fairytale ideal that men are held up to in a lot of cases it’s the one side that is doing the majority of the giving. This isn’t fact, just experienced observation.
i do think it was a bit of a jump to conclusion, but seeing what you said about personal experience and what philosopher said about “main goal” part, I guess i can see how it might come off that way.. though is still a bit of a jump i think (i hope!) XD
but i guess we later on agree that it’s important that it’s a 2 way street =3 i think the guy’s main goal in the relationship can still be to make a girl feel special.. given the girl should also try to make the guy feel special as her main goal =D
Um, what have *you* been smoking to the point where you think all women [women, not girls] think this way?
Viviana sounds like a fat chick. Li’l hint: if guys are ashamed to show you off it’s because you’re fat. Or ugly. Or a complete b.tch. No man is ever ashamed to be seen in public with a 22 year old hottie.
if she don’t got the personality and don’t got the looks, she’s gonna be alone for a lonnngggg longgg time.
Unless you’re Johnny Depp or Scarlet Johanssen, everyone has to make compromises. Personally, I’d take a great personality over looks any day. I mean, there has to be enough in the looks department for me to be physically attracted, but the kind of person they are is far more important, especially in the long run.
“everyone has to make compromises. ”
just the kind of thing an ugly person would say
If you’re expecting to find perfection anywhere, prepare for one helluva long wait. So either you compromise or you’re forever alone.
no compromise, not alone
problem?
Congratulations on having found someone perfect then. That, or your standards are just so low outside of looks that no compromise is needed.
Thank you for the congrats
I really doubt you haven’t made ANY compromises. My fiance is very attractive and has a wonderful personality, and I STILL have compromised a few things. That’s usually how relationships work.
And no, I’m not ugly. I’m young and damn attractive. This is not something only an ‘ugly’ person will say.
See, our ‘ideal’ model is rarely ever a possibility. If you have made no compromises, you are either lying or don’t have high standards.
Oh, come off it – you know both you and your special someone are *hideous*!
Just kidding, just kidding! My attempt at trolling, but I couldn’t keep it going!
“there has to be enough in the looks department for me to be physically attracted”
so, if a girl/boy has a great personality, but is ugly as hell, you won’t go for him/her?
Do explain.
Partly what they ^ said, and I also know this from personal experience. If the person pisses you, off everything that you see and don’t like about them physically is magnified until you find the sight of them repulsive. That’s never a good thing to feel about someone you’re dating or married to.
why would you go for them? if you can’t get it up for them, why would you try a relationship, the situation will arise even if you can’t
There are many many people out there, and they have very different tastes. There is no reason for you to go for someone you don’t enjoy physically at all – you’ll find someone else you are more attracted to and they’ll find someone else they are more attracted to. You’ll both be happier for it.
IDK about this. Maybe you guys just have bland personalities and get along well with a lot of people.
Me OTOH, I’m pretty picky. I have high standards and experience has taught me that hot guys just don’t always have it behind them. Sure, Mr. Hotty can hang on my arm as a gorgeous accessory when we go out, drink like a champ and handle himself, come home and play Halo with me, but he doesn’t understand the intrinsics of DPS on WoW and even if he does, he probably doesn’t give a s*** about science or anything “legit” and amazing. He probably barely got by in college. He probably thinks dead baby jerks are hilarious (which is a + for me) but probably takes it serious and doesn’t believe in legal abortion. He probably won’t like my pets and he probably won’t care about my interests in art or gardening. He probably has a lot of jerk friends that I will hate because they’re crude and take their appearances for granted and wreck anything in their path.
If I met an ugly guy that can pick up what I’m laying down, his appearance doesn’t matter to me. So far? I’m swinging for the uglier, chubbier, nerdier, whatever-ier boys, because they don’t lay back and let their looks do all the work.
The one guy I’ve met that is good looking (albeit has a beer belly, but I have a big nose, so w/e) and shares everything I like is the guy I’m dating. The downside is he messed up in college, the upside is that his mess has nothing to do with his intelligence and more a lack of judgement. He’s also a bit of a slob. But I like to clean.
I went through a lot of superficial relationships, people who left me wanting in many ways. It’s much more important to me to find a partner who isn’t a jerk or a moron than it is to find a stunning, muscle-bound male specimen. You can fix appearances but you can’t fix personality.
And your comment is more than enough of a reason for multiple people I know to turn you down for a date. I know many Grammar Nazis. Which is why I’ve never dated any of ‘em.
She wants a guy who can take her out, unashamed, and show her off at work. I do believe there are guys whose profession and weaponry are quite compatible with those goals.
This made me so, SO happy!!!
Viviana is the musically oblivious 8th grader.
It’s not her fault, her name is Viviana, of course her head is empty.
I must now listen to this song!
Am I the only one who expected the funny part to eventually be someone posting that they wanted a chick who would make them a sammich? But just the lyrics to Short Skirt Long Jacket? Really?
I wanna chick who will make me a sammich.
Also, am I the only one who interprets this as ‘she wants a gay friend’?
I’ve always enjoyed lesbians friends more than gay friends, to be honest. I don’t know why girls think they need to have a gay MAN friend.
Expected jokes aren’t as funny.
What is cake?
This is a WIN!!!
i really don’t think the girl here is asking for much… given, she’ll have to play her part. like have something the guy can like about her other than/on top of sex appeal (ie. a good personality)… and make herself presentable when he’s showing her off, etc… but i dun think it’s such a big thing she’s asking… for guys who can’t accomplish this, i dunno why they’d even bother w/ a serious relationship… they should just get a maid + a prostitute or something…
admittedly, this being the internet, i did expect a sammich joke ^^;
Agreed. Fair is fair, after all.
You know, I don’t even think the ‘making her feel special’ part is too much. As long as she is willing to make HIM feel special too, that is.
Crucial hint: The “she is willing to make HIM feel special too” exists no where but in your imagination. It certainly isn’t present in the actual words she typed.
May I humbly submit that if you have imagine things she hasn’t written in order to justify what she said, that we here back on planet earth who rely only on what she actually said might just have a different opinion of her than you do.
I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars
So… Edward Cullen then?
HAHHAHAHAAH. Ok, I have to admit that was funny, and now I won’t be able to watch Mulan again without thinking about that. Thanks
This way of thinking is way we women are labelled as over-emotional (or sometimes plain dumb). Men are human, humans are full of s**t and flaws, get over yourself. You don’t need prince charming to make you feel good about yourself, you don’t need a knight in a shining armor to protect you. Women are grown-ups, we should not act like we’re forever childish, clueless, desperate for attention and vulnerable.
Spot on, some women seem unable to comprehend the difference between “feeling special to someone” and “feeling special” in general and think they deserve attention for the not so impressive feat of being born. Not the way to go about it if the want to be treated with respect.
I love this song. Nice reference.
“…makes me feel special. One of a kind”
Self-absorption is not love.
thank you
Makes me think of Zappa’s “Jewish Princess”
THANK you.
I want a girl worth fighting for!
YOU WIN THE INTERNET, my friend. Hands-down.
^Total Win. +1 BAZILLION INTERNET!!
The following comments refer to heterosexual males only:
1. A man cannot be “all over you without being sexual.” That’s like saying I want water to be liquid, but not wet. Any man who is attracted enough to be “all over” you only does so because of the dopamine reward. which leads me to . . .
2. A man who is isn’t afraid to show his love for you in public only has one goal, to f**k you. Maybe not tonight, or every night, but it is the end goal. If he loves you that much and does not want your honey pot, he is your dad and/or brother (as someone so aptly pointed out above).
There is only one reason a man will show you off at work and do all the other things you described, because he is attracted to you, and wants to knock boots. Any man who doesn’t want to jump your bones will not, seriously never ever ever, do the things you ask because he is just a friend, and a friend isn’t going to date you and tell you in public that he loves you.
Your request is pathetic, irrational and impossible. Case dismissed.
Let me know when you figure out why she dumped you for an alpha, mr. beta.
Then come back and tell me what nobility in love gets you. Other than dumped, I mean.
Aw, you’re still in that stage of development where you think people and dogs are the same, aren’t you? How sweet.
Get back to us when you can correctly interpret and understand what Name Not Required is talking about. If it takes you a couple of decades, that’s fine – as long as you manage to figure it out in the end.
Thank you!
My boyfriend is exactly like you, and that’s part of the reason I love him. My exes wanted to hug – and bite my neck in front of my classmates so they’d know “I was his”, and to force me to have sex with him later. I offered to sleep with my current boyfriend immediately; he said yes, but he wanted to get to know me better first.
He holds my hand, and snuggles with me in the library because he cares about me, not because he wants to screw me. Your girl was an idiot, and I hope you find a good one to replace her, because you’re the sort of catch that mature, smart girls want.
Your father and I would like you to come back home..
Someday there will be a failbook post that has the trifecta: men vs. women; religion vs. science; and racism. Then we will watch the comment system collapse. Someone get on that.
This isn’t even the “men vs. women” category, they don’t make any sexist remarks, it’s just a non-offensive musical trolling.
Your comment is stupid and invalid, as are you.
The post isn’t jackass, but the comments are. Just like all the religion v. science comment wars. And yes, I am an invalid, which is why I have so much time for the interwebs.
The post isn’t Jackass? Now *that* explains why I haven’t seen any new eps in while!*
*Please note: I’ve never actually seen an ep of Jackass – I was just being obnoxious.
Duly noted. Clearly a punctuation fail on my part!
You forgot homophobia.
I wanna see that post and comment on it mercilessly… if only to promote tolerance and empathy. Sure, I might not agree with what a lot of people think, but I’m not going to belittle them over their opinion. Well, unless it’s formed from BS, ignorance and prejudice…
Win!!
The fact that people feel the need to argue endlessly in comments over some random online crap proves that we are all excessively needy regardless of gender and that the modern world is therefore essentially screwed for the rest of history as we know it.
O.o
Well done!
I don’t get it.
Then I’m sorry, because you never will.
Great song.
We should set her up with Barney the Dinosaur! They’d be perfect together!
Why do girls do this? write stuff like this on facebook… I really like the guys`reaction to her outpouring;)
Because typically they get the ‘Oh sweetie, you so deserve that’ reply that other women give them. The guys rocked it.
A-hole.
She sounds like she is describing a pimp.
Chuck!
After reading this I went and found my Comfort Eagle album and put it on.
So by that same logic, every guy should be looking for the perfect woman. You’re assuming that he should actually want YOU.
All these guys already have boyfriends
Listening to Cake right now.
“show me off at work” and “tell me he loves me in public”.
attention whore in 3, 2, 1…
I don’t think you’ll find anybody’s main goal in this works is solely to make you feel like you’re special.
* world
One ‘like’ is not enough for this post.
“Na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na…” my chemical romance. <33 :3
Cake is amazing. one of my favorite bands.
I love cake! Win.