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Fingering the Suspect

Fingering the Suspect

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  1. alexmoranap says:

    ahahahah that’s awesome!

  2. not easily annoyed says:

    well we know pink is ashley

  3. Some Guy says:

    “for anyone who doesn’t know yet?”

    I’m pretty sure nobody wanted to know that.

  4. yarrrr! says:

    …what the hell

  5. Danny says:

    The comment about the fridge is made out of win.

  6. Shmi says:

    Blue’s comment is priceless x)

  7. anna says:

    yay. this is about me F**K MY LIFE

    • HeavyIrons says:

      maybe you should try your house next time

    • Emily says:

      Unlucky, Anna. The people of Failbook aren’t on your side :/ I am finding this extremely amusing.

    • relyks1988 says:

      Pics or it didn’t happen

    • Murasaki says:

      If you really are the person whose name was censored in pink, you should definitely ditch whoever was censored in green, because they’re not your friend. If they had a problem with what you were doing, they should have told you about it directly instead of trying to humiliate you all over Facebook. This is bullying.

      • HeavyIrons says:

        no it’s calling somebody out for some rank s**t in i rather hilarious way… and PLEASE do you honestly need to be told to keep people’s hands out of your pants when your at SOMEBODY ELSE’S house?

        • Murasaki says:

          Regardless of whether or not their actions were appropriate, there are much better ways to deal with issues than trying to embarrass your friend. This is just mean.

      • TV says:

        No. No it’s not. If a person tells a funny story about how they heard their friend getting fingerf**ked to their other friends, no matter what the medium, it’s gossip.

        Gossip is not bullying. You’re one of those retards that thinks someone swearing is unconstitutional and that your widdle children should be protected from everything, aren’t you?

        God, I hate people like you.

        PS: This isn’t bullying either :3 Dictionaries are your friend.

        • Murasaki says:

          Call it gossip, call it whatever you want. It’s insensitive and inappropriate. There is nothing to be gained from this post besides trying to get a few lulz at the expense of another person, and I think that’s horrible.

          And, no, I don’t have a problem with swearing and I do have a problem with censorship. I’m not saying that posting this sort of thing should be illegal. I’m saying it’s in bad taste and it could lead some people to get hurt.

          • HeavyIrons says:

            so i can come over and finger my gf on your couch? you’re cool with that? i’m not saying i haven’t done anything like this but if you get caught that’s on you

            • Murasaki says:

              Well, no. First of all, I don’t know you. But if I did know you and you did something like that and I had a problem with it, I would sit down and discuss it with you rationally. Not make a public spectacle out of the whole thing.

              • meh says:

                ??? are u kidding, so if someone showed up at ure house wiv there girlfriend and started fingering her on ure sofa u wud sit down and talk wiv them?? no u wud throw them out ure house and make them realise tht wat they done is wrong.
                and it aint right to tell someone to ditch someone else, it doesnt matter weather green was right or worng to post this. its not like they did it for no reason. if there all friends and its an inside joke maybe u shud stay out of it?…

                • Arrr says:

                  It’s on the internet now. People can see it. If she should stay out of it, no one should have put it on the internet in the first place.

    • Shipoopi says:

      you sound hot

    • What? says:

      Maybe you should have been more clear on the “life” part that night.

  8. anna says:

    the orange is blues mum. i am the pink (the victim!!)

  9. LightninLew says:

    well thats what happens to retards who add family on facebook then do retarded s**t.

  10. 17R3W says:

    First names please.

  11. HeavyIrons says:

    wtf people need to leave the first names… like it was specifically asked for the other week

  12. Rodney says:

    I think green has the hots for blue, and is getting revenge in the typically twisted female manner. ;-)

  13. Aemon says:

    Blue jumped off a bridge.
    Green is being brought up on charges.

  14. Joe Mama says:

    They were sitting on the couch watching “Freddy Got Fingered”

  15. Tiefling says:

    Green has my full support here. If they were fingering on my couch I would tag their pages, not just give first names. You should listen when someone says, “get a room.”

  16. teh d00che says:

    *premature giggeling*

  17. Me :) says:

    Haahaa they cut my comment off – but I commented on this status, and it was my idea to put it up here. Win XD

  18. ? says:

    ashley is a guy
    blue is the boyfriend
    pink is the girlfriend

  19. Natt says:

    And the green one am i :L
    it s a lol

  20. zappafrank says:

    Why would Orange (Blue’s mom) care about Ashley (pink)?

  21. Asha says:

    It’s considered socially acceptable to do this stuff with other people in the room, but it’s considered rude to post about it on facebook? Wow.

  22. Jadzia says:

    sounds familiar..

  23. Mr. Skungeous says:

    What kind of social retard posts something like this?

    • Lane says:

      What kind of social a**h***s do that kind of s**t on someone else’s couch? That’s just not kosher. I say they deserved it.

      PS: F*ck you, Failbook, for making me censor myself on a post about fingering. Fascists.

      • HeavyIrons says:

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  24. Murasaki says:

    God, what terrible friends. Why would you post something like that? I hope that pink and blue ditch whatever insensitive moron posted this….

  25. TV says:

    Reported it because their mommy didn’t like reading up it?

  26. Yersinia says:

    I can’t stop laughing about the entire sorry cast of that soap opera up there coming here and flinging blame about, whining and moaning.
    That’s even more idiotic than the original post!

  27. Turnip says:

    Pink can die in a fire. What a rude-ass, mentally deficient hossy.

  28. Ruddeger says:

    Is there any way to clarify whether or not this might have been to girls doing the dirty…..

  29. Jamie says:

    And all the players in this status commenting and bragging for attention just makes the whole thing stupid.

  30. willblue says:

    i am the blue block! my name is will, and literally maybe if i wasnt so good they wouldnt of heard it… and in all fairness it was my birhtday and it was a party.
    green is a complete wanker

    • willblue says:

      green is ashley
      pink is anna
      purple is ashley’s sister
      and the wierd orange is my mum

      which i would also like to tell you that my mum had to tell me about the status because i wasnt aware of it. imagine your mum going “will…… why is their a status about you fingering anna?”
      that is an awkward moment

  31. Rei says:

    Lol, f**k it. Don’t do some nasty s**t on my couch. F**ked up but they had it coming.


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