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I’m not entirely sure if I should laugh or be embarassed
I’m not entirely sure if I should laugh or be embarrassed.
I’m not entirely sure if I should laugh or be embarrassed.
I’m not entirely sure if I should laugh or be embarrassed..
C-c-c-c-ompletely sure we should be embarrassed.
E-e-e-e-e-e-embarrassmentbreaker!
I laughed, but also felt embarrassed for Pink, who is clearly not up to par.
Looks like magenta to me.
I dunno, it seems like Fuchsia
I’d disagree. Although looking over it again, it may be Persian Rose.
Light red?
It’s clearly fuschia.
Damn! I said that first but my comment was being moderated for ages… Now it just looks like I copied A (and no doubt this comment will be moderated until tomorrow morning)
your mother is so fat, she had a child that sought validation from total strangers on the internet by ensuring to note that forum moderation was the cause for your not being the wittiest first.
lol, win.
Your momma is so fat she needs to buy her tampons in a matress-store
Your momma’s so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K, F, and C!
[snerk!]
Not quite tomorrow morning.
I doubt it. The posts are time-stamped at the time they were created (I think). More likely A really did post first, but his post was hidden pending moderation at the time you posted yours, so you had no way of knowing he’d already posted the same thing.
Hex color # ff0080
Pink < Green < Purple
indeed
I feel bad for Green- who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
Glad someone pointed it out!
Absolutely!
At least pink used the appropriate form of “your.”
Be impressed instead.
Instead, be impressed. Be, instead impressed
I am steadily impressed.
I’m not entirely sure if I should jump on the bandwagon or post something original instead.
I’d jump on the bandwagon
i jumped on a bandwagon, but not necessarily the bandwagon
In Soviet Russia bandwagon jumps on you.
Win.
Lol, this is funny
The anti-joke. Quite a history.
Worst mom jokes ever?
I second that. These suck compared to the ones me and friends make up.
Most pedantically literal mom jokes ever. This is a win.
FTW, absopositively.
That was freaking awesome. lol
This sux.
Fatty.
I agree…
This totally did not get old after about the 3rd joke
Is that sarcasm I detect?
Is that a rhetorical question I detect?
Is that a repetitive question I detect?
Is bacon real?
How do magnets work?
Magic.
CCCCCCCC-COMBO BREAKER
Cool story bro.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
About a thousand!
658, I’ve tried it twice.
I’ll take a garden salad, please!
Depends on the size of the tongue vs. that of the tootsie roll.
Also consider previous licking experience.
103 IF you put the whole thing in your mouth and immediately take it out while your lips constantly touch it on the way out… I hope that made sense. hah
thats what she said
Ask the foreign kid
i see what you did there >_<
And I see my foot going up your ass
Is space curved or flat?
Both
No really, physicists have hypothesized that the universe could actually be Pringle shaped…
Mmmm Pringles *drool*
Don’t eat mah universe foo!
yeah very interesting. if space is finite… what is it in?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!1!!!!!shift+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today, is our independence day!
Is that detection I detect?
Your mama’s so first.
LOL I like how the admin manually change the post time.
This is no joke. They are listing real obesity problems in a non-exagerated form. Nothing laughable about it…
Yet presented as “Yo momma” jokes, thus rendering them laughable, be they funny or not.
Asperger’s -> you have it
OMFGLOL!
why has no one yet noted that green keeps saying “you’re momma”?
I was going to! I would have let it slide once, but he/she clearly doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
I LOVED it. its been a jiff since anything good was on here.
man i hate fat people. :O
They don’t like you either.
And the both outnumber you and outweigh you.
Don’t say that. We will STEAMROLLER YOU!
Shouldn’t this be, “We will STEAMROLL you”? Is this as bad as your vs. you’re?
Try em with garlic next time, yum!
Careful, you might anger them and they will eat you.
You’re momma’s so ugly even fluorine won’t bond with her! ;D
ROFLMAO.
your* Just saying…O.o
They think they are clever, but they’re just boring everyone else on facebook.
Or maybe it actually is clever, and the people bored by it need to go watch some seizure-inducing pokemon or something more ADD/age-appropriate.
Or maybe it’s still not, and people who insult others’ sense of humor actually need to develop one. Besides, we all know that anime doesn’t cause seizures, brain goblins do…silly.
Completely agree. Very clever.
I appreciated this. It’s not so often people have a back-and-forth of intelligence.
Your momma jokes:
A new sign of intelligence.
Alas, we are certainly doomed.
Well if they were regular ‘yo mamma’ jokes, we would be doomed, but these people have taken an irritating form of humor and made it more realistic and funny.
No, we’re still definitely doomed.
I predict by the year 2012 human stupidity will reach a critical point at which it ruptures the space-time continuum and causes the end of the universe.
Well, one of them doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, so I wouldn’t go so far as to call it intelligence. Regurgitating statistics maybe, but not intelligence.
You mean parroting things you’ve heard before doesn’t equate to how intelligent you are? Holy s**t someone needs to inform America’s public school system…
No seriously, they do. There are PhD’s out there who haven’t actually learned a goddam thing their entire lives.
People actually find this funny? :/
Hilarious. Which is is better the funny by magnitudes.
Derp. (I’m typing on a tiny imaginary keyboard)
It’s clever for those of us on the higher end of the bell curve. (no fat-girl pun intended!)
This is more factual then insulting, I must say.
I concur Doctor.
Its never lupus.
If by factual, you mean spreading false information regarding popular diseases, then yeah, it’s very factual…
If you’re right about one thing, it’s that ‘fat’ is definitely popular.
I’m sorry, since when is obesity a disease?
Fatty spotted. Man the harpoons!
than*
Wow, so many you’re-fails…
“Yo” is the proper spelling.
Word!
Nerdy insults! Yayz!
At the risk of sounding like a grammar nazi, how the hell did green not learn to use ‘your’ even after all of those jokes?
copy and paste, my friend. Copy and paste.
Worst post EVER!
Also a true statement.
this is not funny. come on, they are talking about illness there, don’t they realize those are too serious? doesn’t anyone have a parent suffering from those, or who died because of that? yes, worst post EVER.
Your Mommas so fat, she past on her poor habits to her kids making even more fat people in this world that think that being fat is an illness and not just a result of poor lifestyles.
*passed.
*momma’s
Wrong reply button, Pixie
Paula didn’t mean ilness as in being fat, they mention ilnesses caused by being over-weight. So;
Yo mamma so fat… No, I’m not doing it;
Yo mamma so thin and obsessed by it she didn’t even want to have you because you made her look fat in her tummy and when you were born she made you into a “fat” Nazi. (Not a Nazi who’s fat, a fat Nazi. Since you have trouble understanding)
If you must know, I’m 165 and 48 kgs. That’s 5’5” and 105.8 pounds or 7st 7.8lb. So no, I’m not over-weight.
When will stupid people realise that death is hilarious. Or at the very least, inevitable, therefore not worth whinging about people who make jokes about disease, pestilence, famine and fat people
You are the whind beneath my whings.
How would I laugh whithout you?
WHIN!
Fat people die young and everyone knows it. It’s like giving yourself a terminal disease.
Your momma’s so fat she’s got stretch marks that will remain even if she eventually loses the excess weight!
I kept waiting for the fail to come, yet it never came… Next time I’ll scroll down to see if there actually is one.
Hahaha, this is genius!
+5 internets for all 3 of them!
jou can haz no my chair up in z air!
Yo momma is so fat when Obivan Kenobi saw her he said “that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!”
-Robot chicken-
Yo momma is so fat, she frequently has trouble finding dates because of the high standards society has set upon a woman’s looks.
lawl
TL;DR
same here. plus, it felt wrong to read.
yup, your momma’s so fat she falls from two sides of bed at the same time…
GOLD!
I never thought intelligent Yo Moma jokes existed.
I’ll never understand the attraction of mom jokes.. it’s really lame and immature but that’s just my opinion..
Which is why these ones were good. Google satire. And spoof.
You’re just mad because yo momma’s fat…
This is the best thing. ever.
Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Cheat Codes for Wii Fit.
I lol’d
Best. Comment. Ever.
Is this 2010 or 2000?
Yo Momma jokes..? I’d say more like 1995
I really don’t think that I’m THAT fat.
laughing my fat arse off!!!!!!!!!
Wait. It’s been too long too read and you did not read it, but still you can say it felt wrong to READ?
I can sense paradox.
I like the jokes though.
Reply fail.
Uhm, they read the beginning and it felt wrong to read the rest so they didn’t.
Their momma’s so fat that she had three dumb kids instead of her three daily poops.
*facepalm* I stopped reading the jokes third one in.
It’s like the British White-guy version of Yo Momma jokes
Wonderful.
Your momma’s so fat that her abdominal skin has lost a significant proportion of its elasticity, such that even when she does lose the weight a significant pannus will remain, requiring a cutis pleonasmus in order to recover a trim shape!
Your momma’s so fat that she often feels uncomfortable during unseasonably warm weather, although she will probably need to wear fewer layers than a thinner person during the winter months.
Your momma’s so fat that she may have difficulty finding comfortable seating on an airliner in coach class, owing to the narrowness of the seats!
Your momma’s so fat that she generates a gravitational field that is approximately twice as strong as that of a normal person, due to her higher mass
Your mama is so fat that she risks getting a superficial fungal infection of the skin on either side of the body where the thigh joins the abdomen.
Your momma’s so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Fail.
Nerdy yo momma jokes FTW!!!
This joke was sooo funny when Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die did it a number years ago.
I thought these were clever. But, too long, I couldn’t read it all.
This is freaking hilarious, why have so many people voted it down???
Yo momma so fat the scale says, “one at a time please!”
” ” ” ” ” ” ” “Hey, I’m a bathroom scale. I don’t do livestock!”
You stole those from Jim Davis/Garfield.
Give credit where credit is due.
how could anybody not like this?
Those your momma jokes are bad as in not funny. How did this entry got on this site? :/
They’re funny because they’re not funny. Nevermind…
They’re not funny because they’re funny because they’re not funny. Nevermind…
I hope yo fat mamma is able to commit to a healthy diet and exercise routine before she suffers a serious medical problem.
Wow…
This is so much better than the usual crappy jokes. Nice to revel in the smart things that people post on FB instead of the things that make me wish there was madatory sterilization.
Wow. Talk about health awareness.
Yay anti-humor!
Apparently green doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re.
This is lame.
Look at the privacy security icon just under “about the increased”.
Only the guy who posted the status can see that icon.
Lame lame lame.
You know what’s really lame? Someone who can’t evaluate humor on its own merit. WHO THE F**K CARES WHO SUBMITTED IT?! If I made a joke status & my friends ran with it, I’d submit the hell out of it.
You, sir, are the lame one.
Well said good sir
Hear hear!
Hear, hear!
Your momma’s so fat, that you can’t come up with a decent insult
SMBC rip off.
Yo mama is so fat, I’d need TWO pokéflutes just to wake her ass.
win!
ya mams so fat she fell into a black hole and clogged it up
Your Mommas so fat Dad has to rent a clown to distract her while he brings in the groceries
You’re momma is so fat that she will have to pay higher premiums for life insurance because actuarial science places her in a group with higher risk of early payout.
YOU GET IT!
AWESOME! This should be shared by everyone, everywhere. Yes it’s funny, in an evil, finger-in-your-eye sort of way. THANK YOU for making my day!
Evil Nurse Dux
my mom taught me all the “Yo Mamma” jokes I cared to learn, then had my brother and I practice them so we knew them to tell at school.
your mumma’s so fat she likes food fried
yo mama’s so fat she had to go on a DIET.
Sh**tiest game of “The Dozens” that has ever been played. Come on, even snooty literary types and dorky math types could do better.
the cake is a lie
Your momma’s so fat that when dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Archimedes’ principle fail.
Calling ‘fail’ on a physics statement which is correct fail.
NERDY MAMA SNAPS – FN LUVIT LOL..
This is the dumbest I’ve heard in a long time. I didn’t think any of those jokes were funny. Some nerds trying to tell “Your mamas so fat” jokes. Now that’s a joke!
They aren’t dumb, they’re true things that happens to people that are overweight. And leave the nerds alone, most of them should be running the country.
your momma’s so fat, that if she is wearing a yellow raincoat, people will shout ‘TAXI!’
your momma’s so fat that you have to take a lunchpack if you want to walk around her
Yo mamma so fat, Dora couldn`t ecploraaaa
nerds with yo momma jokes. never a gud sign
Yo mamma is so fat, maybe enough with the Bratwürste?
I would be embarrassed to even submit this lame crap. At least give up some new and funny “Yo mamma” jokes…
UGH!
Yo mama so fat, she didn’t even understand that these were anti-humor jokes, because her out-of-control Diabetes Mellitus made her unable to comprehend dry humor such as what the OP posted above.
I only laughed because the jokes didnt make any sence:p
Yo mama’s so weird that she actually taught u those jokes