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Below the Belt

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  1. u n000000b says:

    lol

  2. snakeseare says:

    Damn straight. Nobody actually enjoys driving sports cars. I know because I have never driven one, further than a mile or faster than 30 mph, and so my opinion is worth as much as anyone’s. All cars are good for is sitting in traffic on the freeway. Anyone who buys anything but a minivan or an SUV that will never go off-road is a poseur compensating for something.

    • Cullen says:

      Kill yourself you long winded troll.

    • u n000000b says:

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    • TJ says:

      Yeah, I find it extremely annoying that people assume anyone with a sports car is having a mid-life crisis or compensating. I’ve wanted a sports car as long as I can remember but at this rate I won’t actually be able to afford one until I’m 50. But as soon as I actually get one I’ll suddenly be compensating.

      • Chrysoprase says:

        Well, its actually a reply to somebody posting on facebook about how owning a Porsche is an indication that he has “come far”, causing the impression that his only validation in life comes from owning a car. The mix of shallowness and self-congratulation points to a sad childhood and compensating.

        If you want a certain car and refrain from telling people they have to admire you for owning it, I am sure that will be OK. If you manage to do something for the common good before that, people may even be happy for you.

  3. u n000000b says:

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  4. ol bastard says:

    lame

  5. amk68sco says:

    sarah must be bitter,typical woman.

  6. Zippo says:

    |>}{4|<3 & 94'\!!!11one

  7. Neefy says:

    Some people like cars.. I just drive ‘em.

    Also i fail to see the connection between cars and dangly parts.

    • Wilson says:

      Most of what we like has a sexual component. But I’m pretty sure any guy would like a Porsche unless his penis is so big that it needs an LVAD and he is bedridden.

    • ClariPossum says:

      People like to tease guys who have really nice/expensive cars and say they’re trying too hard to impress the ladies because they’re lacking in the size department. My husband actually talks about guys with the REALLY LOUD cars that way. It’s probably not true most of the time, LoL.

  8. Ry says:

    People like Sara who make assumptions about these things just make me laugh. Just because she’s jealous and can’t afford her own…

  9. Misururz says:

    Porsche makes cars for women and men under 5’10″. If you fit in one, you probably aren’t packing much heat. And since there are many cars that perform better, you look for status, and not driving satisfaction. Also if you have a large truck, you might just be too tall to fit into most cars, or you work as a tradesman. Sorry not everyone is a status absorbed office drone.

    • Kirtap says:

      I’m 5’11″ and I fit in my Porsche :)

      I don’t mind what others think when I’m driving it. I bought it because I think it is a great looking car, it drives terrific especially since mine is over 30 years old.

      People that call me status seeker, are the ones obsessed with status. I’m not, I just wanted a Porsche :)

  10. MsBuzz says:

    I am not sure why Sara feels like she has to insult the dude. If he saved up his money/went into debt to buy a Porsche because that’s a car he wants, who cares? Why does wanting something expensive and working towards getting it have to make you a tool?

    Plenty of short guys have big who-ha’s… so it’s not like height has anything to do with the size of a dudes who-ha’

  11. Never says:

    IMHO it is unfortunate that enough guys own such a car as a status symbol (which puts the stigma onto a real enthusiast) but they can hardly drive the car the way it was designed to be driven. So, they like to rev the engine at girls they like or they wear the T-shirt or the merchandise, quote the slogans or they flat out force it into conversation.

  12. poopypants says:

    I know this guy, he really is a massive bellend

  13. Chuck says:

    I don’t understand why anyone would compensate for a small penis by getting a Porsche, unless there is some way to pleasure a woman with a sports car…

    • Portia says:

      “…some way to pleasure a woman with a sports car…”
      Never seen a woman drive one then, eh? ;)

      ‘course that really won’t help a guy compensate for a small penis though, will it? More like make him unnecessary.

  14. Reeto says:

    Sarah should be true to herself an jus fck him awready!

  15. Julie says:

    The 80 dislikes are from men with porsches


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