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Shouldn't... Be... Laughing...

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  1. memyselfandI says:

    Meh!

    • wh00p says:

      hehe, he said c*ck and d*ck…..

      • Deathmore says:

        Not really towards the c*ck bit, since that person was talking about Alfred Hitchc*ck, the person that directed Psycho, (an old black and white film. Famous for that shower scene, you know the one when the women gets stabbed and falls onto the floor, with a close up of the blood in the band being washed down the plug hole). Youtube Psycho shower scene.

      • Deathmore says:

        No to the c*ck thing, since the person was saying Alfred Hitchc*ck, a famous director known for the film psycho. If you search for psycho shower scene you would recognise this scene as it portrayed in many shows, like simpsons and the loony tunes back in action movie.

      • Deathmore says:

        No to the cck thing, since the person was saying Alfred Hitchcck, a famous director known for the film psycho. If you search for psycho shower scene you would recognise this scene as it portrayed in many shows, like simpsons and the loony tunes back in action movie.

  2. hah says:

    roflmao

    I’m goin’ to hell.

  3. somebodyman says:

    So basically this guy got shot and fell down?

  4. Gamemasterjd says:

    Back to the future damnit

  5. Lavernius Tucker says:

    Going. To. Hell.

  6. Me says:

    I’d have said a Dan Quayle moment.

  7. Cheese says:

    I don’t get it.. who’s michael j fox?

  8. alien.anthrax says:

    13?

  9. Cpt. Obvious says:

    R – O – F – L
    Oh, hello there, Satan.

  10. Aalexis says:

    wtf cheese……

    lol

  11. whadup says:

    one of the best failbooks ive seen in awhile!!! rofl!

  12. milosh says:

    I’m so gonna burn in flames for the rest of eternity

  13. emilylittel says:

    A mysterious, presidential, hunting assasination. Maybe he should write a book…..ok maybe not.

  14. rafnem says:

    I don’t get it when someone say “Win” or “Combo breaker” in comments..
    can someone plz explain me..!!

  15. Just Wong says:

    Michael J. Fox makes chicken with “…’N Bake” because of Parkinson’s.

  16. tamara says:

    Off to hell in a handbag for me too. Guilty ROFL.

  17. M says:

    Parkinson’s is such a cruel disease. I’m a big fan of Michael J. Fox. My grandma (in-law) is suffering from Parkinson’s as well. It’s so sad. Still admittedly a humorous post, though. Quite the witty zing there.

  18. annie from Fremantle says:

    I think even Michael J Fox would have a little giggle.

  19. Thalia says:

    Oh, because it’s jumping through time.

  20. Slowpoke says:

    I’m really slow at these things…someone explain to me??

    • edhla says:

      Michael J Fox has Parkinson’s Disease. Among other things, it manifests as uncontrollable shaking and other co-ordination problems. It’s a reference to the OP’s spelling/typing problems.

      It’s also not particularly funny.

      • the boy who would be SOFA KING todd ed says:

        O.kee D’oh-kee———————– John Travolta just successfully re-spawned! Are YOU amused…………or concerned about the impending ZOMBIE ATTACK?

  21. Slowpoke says:

    Im slow… someone explain?

  22. Asha says:

    Diiiisliiiike. He was the only good thing on Spin City, except Paul Lassiter.

    • Basara549 says:

      I like how he left the show, and in his message back to his old employer, that he was having to deal in his new job with a freshman GOP congressman from Ohio named Keating…

  23. Godless says:

    This one will go down in Failbook history!

  24. Amanda says:

    So wrong but I cant stop laughing. Im going to hell.

  25. Danielle says:

    OK, somebody needs to cure Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s Right. F**king. Now. Then, forevermore major spelling fails can be Willow Palin moments.

    Also: Michael J. Fox would totally use spellcheck.

  26. Alfie says:

    Do not know who any of those people are.

  27. Taiyou says:

    Yeah. I’m goin’ to hell. I laughed.

  28. Teen Wolf WAS a good movie…right?

  29. rickyd says:

    Yeah, I pretty much laughed out loud pretty hard! That was a good one

  30. Anon says:

    Guiltiest laugh I’ve ever laughed.

  31. cholo says:

    It’s the horrendous mistakes the first person made in spelling those names. Ergo the Michael J. Fox reference, because he has Parkinson’s. Parkinson’s causes random shaking.

    And, besides, it isn’t a pun, merely funny because of the comedic timing and referencing a celebrity that conceivably could be a bad typer due to Parkinson’s. But then, I’ve gone and dissected the joke for you, thereby invalidating the funny. The warranty for this joke has been voided.

  32. Kortni says:

    omg that’s awful! …i laughed tho, i’m not a prude
    i just feel bad now b/c i like idolize mjf
    but whatever, i’ll just watch back to the future a couple more times LOL

  33. Emz says:

    I love Michael J. Fox, but this made me laugh so hard I cried. I’m going to burn alright.

  34. angie says:

    Soooo…. sooo… bad. Why am I giggling? So awful.


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