Actually, yeah they will and Apostle is wrong. The same genes that make a hooha make a dong, they just manifest differently in the presence of a Y chromosome and testosterone. Testicles and ovaries are also close to the same and evolved from the same original pre-gender organ… in some animals where the morphology between sexes isn’t as different as mammals it’s switched around a few times with what are now ovaries once having been testicles and vice versa.
No, he got it right. There’s even a song “If I were a boy” that gets a lot of air time. Women may complain that men do not respect them, but there are plenty of women who do not respect men, either.
I believe she was simply throwing a retort to the fella who claimed she let him “talk her” into sleeping with him and the fella who claimed that women use crazy “woman logic”. As sick as you are of the “men are pigs” thing, we’re all just as sick of the “women are irrational” thing. But I agree that perhaps “equal respect” would be a better concept than “equal disrespect”. Let’s mock individuals instead of whole genders! It’s much more fun! Example: lau = bitter virgin = FOREVER ALONE. XD
People (men and women) are unwilling to admit their failures, thus use “logic” as backup… but the logic to explain failure is FAIL logic and irrational.
Men and women do the same, it just happen more often to women because they juste tend to do crazy s**t more frequently. Thats what for centuries, was called “women hysteria”.
Ever heard of the saying “If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.” If you are “tricked” in to thinking someone is a nice guy it’s your own fault for not seeing through it. It’s usually fairly easy to notice, you just don’t want to notice it.
I think the solution would be to wait a long time before sleeping with him. Non-nice guys don’t have to patience to go on more than a few dates without some action.
What does this have to do with my sexual habits? I don’t try to talk women into sleeping with me. Ad hominem attack fail.
In the story, however, this guy is a jerk, so there is one of three possibilities:
1. She chose to sleep with him knowing that he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
2. She slept with him so soon after meeting him that she didn’t have time to figure out whether he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
3. He talked her into sleeping with him, in which case she CAN complain.
Definitely. This is the work of CIA, used to blind the World from the colonization of Extra Terrestrials. Luckily, you and I can see through it, since we both obviously have our tin foil hats on.
I swear, if I could favorite one comment in the entire world, it would be this one. Good day sir
And yes, I did just make an account to tell you that, that’s how dedicated I am to my cause.
They’re all on the same level in my opinion.
Some people just don’t know what belongs on the internet and what doesn’t.
Sorry if that makes me old-fashioned or something,but I don’t really care.
Too bad they couldn’t work it out. They’re both on the same low intellectual level. Neither can spell, nor do either of them have a grasp of proper grammar. That “women” deserves nothing better.
Everyone! Listen! We are obviously in the presence of the reincarnation of Jesus, Gandhi, and Buddha, all in one person. Kd, I wish I had known before I read your comment that you were such a saintly human being and had never done anything wrong in your life. You truly deserve the respect of all the internet, and are definitely not a ridiculous douchebag who, if held to his or her (probably her) own standards of behavior and punishments, would have few, if any, parts left on his or her body.
I’m with you, Verge. I am constantly on my clients about this. So many people don’t care about spelling or grammar – they think they can communicate with their 45-word vocabulary, the first 15 of which is the ubiquitous “f**k.”
The mom doesn’t try to defend him from the other insults and stuff, though… just about a physical imperfection that he can’t help. I think she’s right in that. Certainly if he’s a complete and utter cheating douchecanoe then there’s plenty of “ammunition” for the girl without resorting to petty insults about the way his penis looks. And certainly she’s the calmest, most rational and well-written person in this entire fail.
What level of proof is required to mock cöcks publicly? Can you do so if you only have anecdotal evidence of cheating? What if you only have strong suspicions?
Personally, I take a much more restrained approach to cöck mocking, but then I have always been a stickler for proper etiquette. As Mrs. Manners would say, a polite cöck mocker will limit herself to close personal friends only.
This mom is telling the ex-girlfriend to act like a “college woman” how about she tells her son to act like a real man and not cheat on his friend. Stupid mom.
She probably did. Did you want her to recap that in the FB status for you on the offchance someone would post a screenshot on another website so you’d know the full story?
Cheating is human nature… never going to stop. However as a society we do something as fundamental as wear clothes to prevent the kind of revelations that Aubrey makes, and she’s waaay over the line.
I agree you reap what you sow and payback is something any cheater has to account for, but I think certain things should definitely be taboo. Typically you don’t want to start airing secrets since everybody loses, there can be escalation. It’s not enough to publicly call him out for the cheating? “Thomas haves a cheating heart!”
Win 1 – Announcing that he has a crooked john
Win 2 – Announcing that his dad has a crooked john
Win 3 – Admitting to the girl and everyone else that he is actually upset about this
Win THEORY 4 – What if she was upset that her son cheated and confirmed the crooked john, just to punish him? Hmmm?
For a second, I thought that Janet was Aubrey’s mother. That would make it even more amusing, because it would carry the implication that Thomas’s father cheated with Aubrey’s mother.
The apple doesn’t fall far away from the tree.
The apple doesn’t FAIL far away from the tree…
Wouldn’t the tree bend for or towards the apples?
The sins of our fathers…
Must be one of those drunk moms.
The Sins of The Father… sounds like CoD 4 to me.
Sounds like The Catalyst to me.
unless the tree is crooked o.0
Apple? Sounds more like a banana.
Well genetically speaking.. a boys penis will always look like his fathers.
In other news..
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
<- <- LP, HP HP HK <-HK
mom’s genes won’t help at all???
i’m surprised.
Actually, yeah they will and Apostle is wrong. The same genes that make a hooha make a dong, they just manifest differently in the presence of a Y chromosome and testosterone. Testicles and ovaries are also close to the same and evolved from the same original pre-gender organ… in some animals where the morphology between sexes isn’t as different as mammals it’s switched around a few times with what are now ovaries once having been testicles and vice versa.
*~*~*~*~ The More You Know! *~*~*~*~
You made me have that tune from Family Guy run through my head…
From Family Guy?? It’s not from Family Guy, Family Guy just used it. It’s an NBC PSA jingle.
Idiot.
WIN
This made my day.
wooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I think this is my favorite fail
Really? Wow…
Whateverr must like the crooked penors.
I went to high-school with a guy like this;
We called it the “Hook 9″ or scoliosis of the penis
-Sigh- If you’re going to insult someone or try to burn them, at least try to spell properly and use proper grammar! She’s in college, for f**k sakes!
Pfft. Are you Thomas by any chance? XD
*pints* HA HAAA.
He has no idea how to treat women, yet he was able to talk her into sleeping with him? Didn’t she just insult herself?
not to a woman, they have woman logic, it makes no sense…
Guys, generally, are pretty good at acting decent until they hit it.
Just saying.
++
They can fake niceness to get some. Once they know they can get it they revert to their normal ahole selves.
Riiiiiiight… all men are a$$holes and women go to them knowingly.
And if a guy dares being too nice, he gets dumped ’cause he’s probably gay, right?
Makes sense…
so that makes me gay? …
Only one way to find out!
Dude…. ^^ issues ^^, sort them out!
WIN!
No, he got it right. There’s even a song “If I were a boy” that gets a lot of air time. Women may complain that men do not respect them, but there are plenty of women who do not respect men, either.
No issues. Just tired of the ol’ “men are pigs” thing.
I don’t think anybody said that; just “they CAN fake niceness…”.
“they” being guys. Hence my comment. Like Chicka Bow Bow below me, I’m tired of whole genders being reduced to either “pigs” or “irrational”.
I believe she was simply throwing a retort to the fella who claimed she let him “talk her” into sleeping with him and the fella who claimed that women use crazy “woman logic”. As sick as you are of the “men are pigs” thing, we’re all just as sick of the “women are irrational” thing. But I agree that perhaps “equal respect” would be a better concept than “equal disrespect”. Let’s mock individuals instead of whole genders! It’s much more fun!
Example: lau = bitter virgin = FOREVER ALONE. XD
People (men and women) are unwilling to admit their failures, thus use “logic” as backup… but the logic to explain failure is FAIL logic and irrational.
Men and women do the same, it just happen more often to women because they juste tend to do crazy s**t more frequently. Thats what for centuries, was called “women hysteria”.
Haha,
Um, ask your male friends what they think of your boyfriend.
Most of the time when a women says he was nice in the beginning, he wasn’t actually.
It’s true. Love goggles are dangerous.
Kind of like women can do, as can old people, and young people, and… you get the idea.
Pointless sexism = bad. Yes, this is to Jane just as much (if not more), as if that needs saying.
Ever heard of the saying “If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.” If you are “tricked” in to thinking someone is a nice guy it’s your own fault for not seeing through it. It’s usually fairly easy to notice, you just don’t want to notice it.
Amen!
^THIS
I think the solution would be to wait a long time before sleeping with him. Non-nice guys don’t have to patience to go on more than a few dates without some action.
Did you dump him because of his hideously malformed penis?
BEST.
REPLY.
EVER.
Did you go to my high school and was his name Craig S?
B/C this would be you? lol
if he only was smart enough to delete the post himself…?
How is he going to delete HER status change and comment?
h4XX0rs and stuff
maybe because women, like men don’t have to be talked into bed. if this is how you think about sex A sapient raccoon, you might end up in jail soon
What does this have to do with my sexual habits? I don’t try to talk women into sleeping with me. Ad hominem attack fail.
In the story, however, this guy is a jerk, so there is one of three possibilities:
1. She chose to sleep with him knowing that he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
2. She slept with him so soon after meeting him that she didn’t have time to figure out whether he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
3. He talked her into sleeping with him, in which case she CAN complain.
Fake. The whole thing.
Definitely. This is the work of CIA, used to blind the World from the colonization of Extra Terrestrials. Luckily, you and I can see through it, since we both obviously have our tin foil hats on.
I swear, if I could favorite one comment in the entire world, it would be this one. Good day sir
And yes, I did just make an account to tell you that, that’s how dedicated I am to my cause.
Urgghh, I lost my tin foil hat! Care to share one?
This.
I bow to your greatness o captain of the tinfoil hat!
And this is why an education be done good fo’ ya kids.
hicks…
They’re all on the same level in my opinion.
Some people just don’t know what belongs on the internet and what doesn’t.
Sorry if that makes me old-fashioned or something,but I don’t really care.
I agree with you. If he cheated on her, he sucks, but she’s a trashy classless woman to post what she did. Ugh.
Incidentally, I always think of “Aubrey” as a man’s name, so the whole scenario confused me for a few seconds.
Aubrey IS a man’s name.
Maybe in Europe.
Oddly enough, also in English.
Aubrey is a chicks name. I think female when I hear that name. I guess it just depends on where you come from.
He says ur for your and your for you’re.
I always knew that people using u and ur was the cause that led to the problem of people saying your instead of you’re. This post just proves my case.
You think of Audrey maybe? Also imho Aubry is a male name.
It can be used for both. As can Stacey, Trac(e)y, Jordan, and many others.
Right. I was obviously dr4nk…
Last I checked, it was considered unisex.
Awesome but prolly fake
Agree.
Too bad they couldn’t work it out. They’re both on the same low intellectual level. Neither can spell, nor do either of them have a grasp of proper grammar. That “women” deserves nothing better.
Seriously? It’s okay to cheat on a chick if she doesn’t spell well?
What the fudge?
Way to miss the point of Verge’s comment completely.
What worries me is that she’s a “college girl”. Amazing who gets into college nowadays.
A professor of mine once had to tell the class not to use “txt speak” in their papers. I was utterly horrified.
I was horrified when it happened in my 8th grade English class two years ago! For that to (seriously) happen in college is almost beyond description.
There are some trades schools that call themselves “colleges” and teach simple enough skills that most people can get in.
Why are you going on this bizarre commenting spree of “Rarr, guys are ASSSSSSES!!”?
God this is slut-shaming at it’s finest.
Yes, a woman obviously deserves to be cheated on if she uses incorrect grammar in a fit of rage!
he cheated on her, so what he REALLY deserves is to be castrated….he ought to be glad that’s the worst she’ll probably do to him.
No. There are no words to describe just how wrong this is.
Everyone! Listen! We are obviously in the presence of the reincarnation of Jesus, Gandhi, and Buddha, all in one person. Kd, I wish I had known before I read your comment that you were such a saintly human being and had never done anything wrong in your life. You truly deserve the respect of all the internet, and are definitely not a ridiculous douchebag who, if held to his or her (probably her) own standards of behavior and punishments, would have few, if any, parts left on his or her body.
I’m with you, Verge. I am constantly on my clients about this. So many people don’t care about spelling or grammar – they think they can communicate with their 45-word vocabulary, the first 15 of which is the ubiquitous “f**k.”
That’s right Aubrey… you are a college woman! You should know how to spell “has”!
I’d say she was typing in a hurry due to being in a blind, incoherent rage.
That said, if you are in a blind, incoherent rage, stay the hell off Facebook until you calm down, yo!
As well as “you”, “are”, “woman”, and “before.”
I don’t think I would be defending him if I was his mom. After all, she raised him to cheat on his girlfriends, no matter what his reason is.
The mom doesn’t try to defend him from the other insults and stuff, though… just about a physical imperfection that he can’t help. I think she’s right in that. Certainly if he’s a complete and utter cheating douchecanoe then there’s plenty of “ammunition” for the girl without resorting to petty insults about the way his penis looks. And certainly she’s the calmest, most rational and well-written person in this entire fail.
What would make it even MORE awesome is if the Dad came in after “WTF MOM!” with “WTF JANET!!”
^this!
You just made me shoot coke (cola) out of my nose…well done!
lol coke out of your nose…
The coke is a lie!
“haves”…really?
She haves a collage education!
yous mean edumacation i sis collage edumacated hall yah
Possibly the fakest post to date.
Your comment is fake…..and gay.
Is this the same Thomas who pisses on people?
Maybe that’s why she’s so mad.
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/22/funny-facebook-fails-calling-yourself-out/
This was funnier the first time I read it
Cool story, bro.
At least we were spared his “poetry.”
Medic #1. Medic #2. Paramedics.
Step away from the keyboard.
There once was a user named go4
he had no job he was poor
bertbad he stalked
and stalked and stalked
and stalked so much he was a bore.
And stop emailing me, I’m not going to answer, troll.
Yea that’ll work
i like BLUE BERRY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
asl op?
I was assuming Aubrey was a man as it’s a man’s name… makes it even more confusing.
Sorry Janet, when your son is a cheater his gf is allowed to mock his cöck publicly.
What level of proof is required to mock cöcks publicly? Can you do so if you only have anecdotal evidence of cheating? What if you only have strong suspicions?
Personally, I take a much more restrained approach to cöck mocking, but then I have always been a stickler for proper etiquette. As Mrs. Manners would say, a polite cöck mocker will limit herself to close personal friends only.
How about a confession? Is that proof enough?
Why the hell people argues like this in public? Why can’t they discuss it at msn or in person?
This mom is telling the ex-girlfriend to act like a “college woman” how about she tells her son to act like a real man and not cheat on his friend. Stupid mom.
She probably did. Did you want her to recap that in the FB status for you on the offchance someone would post a screenshot on another website so you’d know the full story?
Cheating is human nature… never going to stop. However as a society we do something as fundamental as wear clothes to prevent the kind of revelations that Aubrey makes, and she’s waaay over the line.
I agree you reap what you sow and payback is something any cheater has to account for, but I think certain things should definitely be taboo. Typically you don’t want to start airing secrets since everybody loses, there can be escalation. It’s not enough to publicly call him out for the cheating? “Thomas haves a cheating heart!”
Stupid Mom LOL
facebook: The jerry springer show of internet?
mom win. this is awesome
Additional: Get a life!
Honestly I think the mom wins in a few ways
Win 1 – Announcing that he has a crooked john
Win 2 – Announcing that his dad has a crooked john
Win 3 – Admitting to the girl and everyone else that he is actually upset about this
Win THEORY 4 – What if she was upset that her son cheated and confirmed the crooked john, just to punish him? Hmmm?
“u have no clue how to treat a women and u f*ck everythink that walks”
So, he doesn’t know how to “treat” them, but he does know well how to f*ck them! That’s enough to be proud of. Go on boy!
This is fake, you can delete comments on your own post on facebook…..
I’m starting to think Facebook (or Failbook) would make a damn funny sitcom.
There was me thinking Aubrey was a male name. Audrey being the female equivalent, but what the hell would I know..?
Yours, Rosina (a man)
For a second, I thought that Janet was Aubrey’s mother. That would make it even more amusing, because it would carry the implication that Thomas’s father cheated with Aubrey’s mother.
Methinks Shane doth have a Curved Dagger hidden in yon pocket…
Thomas needs to find himself a girl with the left-handed thread.
Crooked penises are good sometimes
WTF! Brother and sister having sex?!?! that is one messed up family. Lets flog ‘em