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Like Father Like Son

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  1. Differencial says:

    The apple doesn’t fall far away from the tree.

  2. ApostleOfAnarchy says:

    Well genetically speaking.. a boys penis will always look like his fathers.

    In other news..

    MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

  3. jessica says:

    This made my day.

  4. Go mumz says:

    wooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  5. whateverr says:

    I think this is my favorite fail :D

  6. 17R3W says:

    I went to high-school with a guy like this;

    We called it the “Hook 9″ or scoliosis of the penis

  7. CandyFiendnomnom says:

    -Sigh- If you’re going to insult someone or try to burn them, at least try to spell properly and use proper grammar! She’s in college, for f**k sakes!

  8. Creatura says:

    *pints* HA HAAA.

  9. A sapient raccoon says:

    He has no idea how to treat women, yet he was able to talk her into sleeping with him? Didn’t she just insult herself?

  10. ph10m says:

    if he only was smart enough to delete the post himself…?

  11. biotch says:

    maybe because women, like men don’t have to be talked into bed. if this is how you think about sex A sapient raccoon, you might end up in jail soon ;)

    • A sapient raccoon says:

      What does this have to do with my sexual habits? I don’t try to talk women into sleeping with me. Ad hominem attack fail.

      In the story, however, this guy is a jerk, so there is one of three possibilities:
      1. She chose to sleep with him knowing that he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
      2. She slept with him so soon after meeting him that she didn’t have time to figure out whether he was a jerk, in which case she can’t really complain.
      3. He talked her into sleeping with him, in which case she CAN complain.

  12. kent says:

    Fake. The whole thing.

  13. Name (required) says:

    And this is why an education be done good fo’ ya kids.

    hicks…

  14. tina says:

    They’re all on the same level in my opinion.
    Some people just don’t know what belongs on the internet and what doesn’t.
    Sorry if that makes me old-fashioned or something,but I don’t really care.

  15. SnickerDoodles says:

    Awesome but prolly fake

  16. Verge says:

    Too bad they couldn’t work it out. They’re both on the same low intellectual level. Neither can spell, nor do either of them have a grasp of proper grammar. That “women” deserves nothing better.

  17. kd says:

    he cheated on her, so what he REALLY deserves is to be castrated….he ought to be glad that’s the worst she’ll probably do to him.

    • X says:

      No. There are no words to describe just how wrong this is.

    • Someone says:

      Everyone! Listen! We are obviously in the presence of the reincarnation of Jesus, Gandhi, and Buddha, all in one person. Kd, I wish I had known before I read your comment that you were such a saintly human being and had never done anything wrong in your life. You truly deserve the respect of all the internet, and are definitely not a ridiculous douchebag who, if held to his or her (probably her) own standards of behavior and punishments, would have few, if any, parts left on his or her body.

  18. cattywampus says:

    I’m with you, Verge. I am constantly on my clients about this. So many people don’t care about spelling or grammar – they think they can communicate with their 45-word vocabulary, the first 15 of which is the ubiquitous “f**k.”

  19. buffy says:

    That’s right Aubrey… you are a college woman! You should know how to spell “has”!

    • edhla says:

      I’d say she was typing in a hurry due to being in a blind, incoherent rage.

      That said, if you are in a blind, incoherent rage, stay the hell off Facebook until you calm down, yo!

    • cracked! says:

      As well as “you”, “are”, “woman”, and “before.”

  20. Sammara says:

    I don’t think I would be defending him if I was his mom. After all, she raised him to cheat on his girlfriends, no matter what his reason is.

    • edhla says:

      The mom doesn’t try to defend him from the other insults and stuff, though… just about a physical imperfection that he can’t help. I think she’s right in that. Certainly if he’s a complete and utter cheating douchecanoe then there’s plenty of “ammunition” for the girl without resorting to petty insults about the way his penis looks. And certainly she’s the calmest, most rational and well-written person in this entire fail.

  21. edhla says:

    What would make it even MORE awesome is if the Dad came in after “WTF MOM!” with “WTF JANET!!”

  22. OM NOM NOM says:

    “haves”…really?

  23. phoreal says:

    Possibly the fakest post to date.

  24. Is this the same Thomas who pisses on people?

    Maybe that’s why she’s so mad.

    http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/22/funny-facebook-fails-calling-yourself-out/

  25. Jeff says:

    This was funnier the first time I read it

  26. phoreal says:

    Cool story, bro.

  27. bertbad says:

    Medic #1. Medic #2. Paramedics.

  28. jonathan says:

    i like BLUE BERRY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Peegies says:

    asl op?

  30. Paulo says:

    I was assuming Aubrey was a man as it’s a man’s name… makes it even more confusing.

  31. Blake says:

    Sorry Janet, when your son is a cheater his gf is allowed to mock his cöck publicly.

    • A sapient raccoon says:

      What level of proof is required to mock cöcks publicly? Can you do so if you only have anecdotal evidence of cheating? What if you only have strong suspicions?

      • Mina says:

        Personally, I take a much more restrained approach to cöck mocking, but then I have always been a stickler for proper etiquette. As Mrs. Manners would say, a polite cöck mocker will limit herself to close personal friends only.

      • hmmm says:

        How about a confession? Is that proof enough?

  32. + _JOSEPH_ + says:

    Why the hell people argues like this in public? Why can’t they discuss it at msn or in person?

  33. 7flyinghecks says:

    This mom is telling the ex-girlfriend to act like a “college woman” how about she tells her son to act like a real man and not cheat on his friend. Stupid mom.

    • X says:

      She probably did. Did you want her to recap that in the FB status for you on the offchance someone would post a screenshot on another website so you’d know the full story?

    • Deus Ex says:

      Cheating is human nature… never going to stop. However as a society we do something as fundamental as wear clothes to prevent the kind of revelations that Aubrey makes, and she’s waaay over the line.

      I agree you reap what you sow and payback is something any cheater has to account for, but I think certain things should definitely be taboo. Typically you don’t want to start airing secrets since everybody loses, there can be escalation. It’s not enough to publicly call him out for the cheating? “Thomas haves a cheating heart!”

  34. Iamdoingyourmom says:

    Stupid Mom LOL

  35. maxleresistant says:

    facebook: The jerry springer show of internet?

  36. angel says:

    mom win. this is awesome

  37. dr4nk d00ch3 says:

    Additional: Get a life!

  38. MsWhitter says:

    Honestly I think the mom wins in a few ways

    Win 1 – Announcing that he has a crooked john
    Win 2 – Announcing that his dad has a crooked john
    Win 3 – Admitting to the girl and everyone else that he is actually upset about this
    Win THEORY 4 – What if she was upset that her son cheated and confirmed the crooked john, just to punish him? Hmmm? :)

  39. Doom Warrior says:

    “u have no clue how to treat a women and u f*ck everythink that walks”

    So, he doesn’t know how to “treat” them, but he does know well how to f*ck them! That’s enough to be proud of. Go on boy!

  40. Emmierocks says:

    This is fake, you can delete comments on your own post on facebook…..

  41. xxfurygeistxx says:

    I’m starting to think Facebook (or Failbook) would make a damn funny sitcom.

  42. Arty says:

    There was me thinking Aubrey was a male name. Audrey being the female equivalent, but what the hell would I know..?

    Yours, Rosina (a man)

  43. Christina says:

    For a second, I thought that Janet was Aubrey’s mother. That would make it even more amusing, because it would carry the implication that Thomas’s father cheated with Aubrey’s mother. :D

  44. HeDothProtestTooMuch says:

    Methinks Shane doth have a Curved Dagger hidden in yon pocket…

  45. Charelz says:

    Thomas needs to find himself a girl with the left-handed thread.

  46. Fart Princess says:

    Crooked penises are good sometimes

  47. fanypantsxx says:

    WTF! Brother and sister having sex?!?! that is one messed up family. Lets flog ‘em


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