Sometimes, when one of my girls are busy cooking my entrecôte, I can only have sex with 71 members of my harem… That means I can only pleasure half of them =(
Servants? dude…that English Butler is irreplaceable! Now who’s gonna occupy the East Wing of the mansion? no…not the mansion in Portugal. I mean the one in Greece.
I thought Halifax too since Im from there…..but driving a Lexus into Halifax is like a hot drunk chick walking through a frat house during a kegger……its gonna get jumped on,stripped,violated and left in pieces.
It confused me too, although I think she could mean Cali, not Hali. Depending on the Blackberry she has, that would be a fairly easy typo; the Storm’s keyboard is bizarre sometimes like that.
I’m just reminded of the friendly hassling a teacher once gave a classmate of mine: “Ben, your parents just called the office. The Almighty Beemer has broken down. You’ll have to walk home, sunshine.”
A fancy car did this lass drive,
but to her destination she could not arrive.
She called triple A
and cried save me today!
They told her don’t give them no jive!
Hali is short for Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. I had to laugh at some of the interpretations of hali on here… and one of my friends has a lexus and it is quite old so maybe the girl isn’t THAT rich. I have seen a lot nicer cars around Halifax than a Lexus.
The real worst is when my private jet has a mechanical problem and I have to take the stupid chopper…
Or when my private cruise ship hits an iceberg and i have to take the yacht… it doesn’t even have it’s own buffet!
Sometimes, when one of my girls are busy cooking my entrecôte, I can only have sex with 71 members of my harem… That means I can only pleasure half of them =(
You know what really sucks though? When I run out of money to wipe , I have to use toilet paper.. It’s down right outrageous..
My money farm was robbed… =(
Now I have to use the one in Kansas
Sorry I sold you that jet. I’ve been using that for about a week and I thought it might be a good idea to give it to you since it’s quite old already.
Seriously? It doesn’t even have 3D televisions on board…
It doesn’t?! Awww sorry dude. I’ll shoulder the cost to repair the jet and get the Series 6 LEDs in there as well.
The original quote is kind of “neutral”, but all the comments here are just hilarious.
Anyway gotta jet, champagne’s served…
My brother in law used to spec jets for the Saudi’s (or rich Arabs). They would put in stuff like hot tubs and stripper poles. No joke.
Did they ever put a stripper pole in a hot tub?
WIN!!!
Man I hate that, or like when Daddy’s yacht sank and we needed to get new servants.
Daddy’s yacht? you don’t have your own?
Yes but all my servants were on Daddy’s yacht too. Ah flub my life. L.O.L.
Servants? dude…that English Butler is irreplaceable! Now who’s gonna occupy the East Wing of the mansion? no…not the mansion in Portugal. I mean the one in Greece.
you only have one english butler? man that’s not good…
you guys are silly!
Hush, Jessica. We are trying to enjoy a game of Polo.
I’m not funny enough to come up with a good response, but yes, you guys are silly. And hilarious.
just hold on while I get you some of those diamond tissues you have over here…
Does nobody notice that its FROM A BLACKBERRY?
NO I DID NOT!
dang wish i could just be like “hey my car broke down I’ll go get the better one” -_-
eventually the second choice one.. there are plenty of cars that are more exclusive than a Lexus.. Either way it must indeed be rough..
OP never mentioned how much time this took.
Am I right to assume that “hali” could mean Halifax? If so, then “picking up the Lexus” could take a few hours…
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
penis
*chuckle*
poor rich baby:))
I feel bad because I failed to get the fail for a while. I understand s/he’s rich but what is the hali?
The only place I can think of that starts with “Hali” is “Halicarnassus” and I’m pretty sure they weren’t going there o_O. A bit confused as well!
how about “Halifax” in nova scotia, canada
Or the Halitosis Treatment Facility?
I thought Halifax too since Im from there…..but driving a Lexus into Halifax is like a hot drunk chick walking through a frat house during a kegger……its gonna get jumped on,stripped,violated and left in pieces.
It confused me too, although I think she could mean Cali, not Hali. Depending on the Blackberry she has, that would be a fairly easy typo; the Storm’s keyboard is bizarre sometimes like that.
Or s/he meant a friend named Hali?
Oh the memories…
I’m just reminded of the friendly hassling a teacher once gave a classmate of mine: “Ben, your parents just called the office. The Almighty Beemer has broken down. You’ll have to walk home, sunshine.”
I lol’d.
Hali is Halifax, Nova Scotia
Hali is short for Halifax..
I’m goin’ goin’…back back…to Hali Hali!!!
A fancy car did this lass drive,
but to her destination she could not arrive.
She called triple A
and cried save me today!
They told her don’t give them no jive!
oh bertbad your poetry is so amazing and funny and clever and makes so much sense. where can i read more?
You work as a mascot, don’t you?
The lexus is one of the most ugly vehicles in the world to me. So yes, that does suck.
Just be glad you have a car, I guess. *shrugs*
Hali is short for Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. I had to laugh at some of the interpretations of hali on here… and one of my friends has a lexus and it is quite old so maybe the girl isn’t THAT rich. I have seen a lot nicer cars around Halifax than a Lexus.
Yeah, I have too. A whole heck of a lot of better cars.
Woot, Haliwood represent!
Hali is short for Halifax, VA.
I know the spoiled little brat…hali is short for halifax nova scotia
her daddy a doctor :O